>Single Moms. >Fat chicks. >Or single life

>Single Moms
>Fat chicks
>Or single life

which way you go fellow boomers

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >single mom
      >fat chick

      “Japanese wife”
      >race mixing

      We already did that. The results are unhappy hapas.

      Ahh, comedy comes in threes!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Breakroom

        They're women of culture. I don't know why you'd wanna get with someone who looks like they could be a potential second cousin.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i take your single mom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I read that in Daniel Plainview's voice.
      >I drink your milkshake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/gxbUNK0.jpeg

      >Single Moms
      >Fat chicks
      >Or single life

      which way you go fellow boomers

      If you stoop this low, end your life. No ifs or buts. Take a gun and put a bullet in the chamber and then fricking have a nice day right in the head so you die instantly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im sorry anon that these memes remind you of you ex gf

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally me a month ago. I don't feel embarrassment so much as pity for the chicks. My ex was abused by her parents and tricked by society. She wanted to get better but had developed bad habits and coping mechanisms. I just feel bad for them. But the memes are great.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these are incredible lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh god my sides. I did abs too yesterday you son of a b***h

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NIGEL MA FRICKIN HAWG CRANKIN HAND GOT THE ARTHRITIS PLZ LORD DONT LET IT BE THE END GOBBLESS TILL VAN HALEN BORTHER

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You haven't seen how angry women can get until you start Dutch Ovening them

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a lot more fun with my own fantasies and daydreaming than I would with some silly needy woman. My ideal wife would be an anthro anyway

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love this meme so much
    >this is the guy who calls you an incel online, and tells you to have sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are guys who let getting laid go to their heads and think they are the same as chad, kek. It will never not be funny to see a guy fricking a hog call people incels

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah, these guys are usually homosexuals with diaper fetish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Breakroom

      Is making a Tinder profile beyond your grasp?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Single mother of daughters.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > robo waifu
    She will always be there for you.
    She will even change your diaper the day before you die.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ive got myself a nice fat chick. She cooks me dinner, does my laundry and sucks my wiener. Sure she doesn't look like my fantasies, but im a short hairy neckbeard. So its fair.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a 39y old 4/10 neet chud with no job, no house, no money, no future, nothing. But I won't settle for anything less than a 7/10 with a banging body and pretty face who is half my age.
    God owes me a beautiful loving white wife to make up for the cards I've been dealt in this life and for all the suffering I had to endure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Show flag.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those chuds are just so heckin mean. I can’t get them out of my head!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >But I won't settle for anything less than a 7/10 with a banging body
      A human BMI is not asking for much.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    single mom if the child is hot and a girl
    fat chick if she has MASSIVE breasts
    single life if I have the money to get prostitutes
    these are the only valid answers

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poor, stupid jannies
    They thought after a few bans on sunday, plapjak would go away

    How fat is she, jannie?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because its a rare time a meme hits home

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sugar Daddy once every few weeks.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Single life. It feels good telling roasties with little beaners and nigglets to frick off. It's also hilarious how many times I've been passive aggressively told said roasties found a "real man". Started all the hobbies I never had time for and spend all my money on myself. Feelsgoodman. I'm moving in the next year or so and highly anticipate finding my trad zoomette in the south because I see them here with tourist trap tee shirts(from the south). Meanwhile, I'm seeing more and more cali and israelite york transplants move in. Have your girlboss, DEI garbage pile. I'm fricking off somewhere else. I very clearly rejected an obvious coalburner a week ago and I could visibly see her sanity start to slip

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the first two are the same

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Single life sounds good to me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im sorry anon that these memes remind you of you ex gf

      I read that in Daniel Plainview's voice.
      >I drink your milkshake

      >Implying fat chick le bad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's still funny

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im stuck on fatchick single mom currently.
    Every day feels like blackmail.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but why, and even more importantly, how
      how can you do something that's so abhorrent to you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know anon, im not really sure. I just said hi one day. Ive known her for 27 years and saw her out and about. Took her to the gun range just as a litmus test. Then we started hanging out more.
        This woman loves me, i can almost do no wrong in her eyes.
        I make sure not to treat her poorly but i dont play into her bullshit either. Shes a poor cook but a good lay has a beautiful face and as cliche as it is a pretty chill attitude. She dislikes brown people but trys to shield her kid from it as much as possible.and a great outdoors companion.(shes certainly fat but not obease to the point of detriment to physical activity like hiking camping canoeing)
        Shes a good person she just fricked up in life with a previous marrige. So here i am wondering if its worth it amd what shes after, if its all a ploy to get my resources which feels likely.
        Theres also the familial issue. My mother is fricking desperate for grandkids despite having 2 from my brother.
        Idk what to do. Im not happy. But im not altogether unhappy, trying to find contentment has been a real challenge.
        Im 5ft 9 avg looking and 170lb so i may as well be invisible to other women. Shes 5 9 and 200lb

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So to preface this, I loved a fattie once because she was actually hot and it was a blast. I also didn't care. But that was before, and she's gone now.
          >So here i am wondering if its worth it amd what shes after, if its all a ploy to get my resources which feels likely.
          THAT's the self-destructive part. Don't fall for it. You know it feels off, and chances are you know it for a reason.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I meen it was more ive known her 27 years because we grew up together. She wants kids but i refuse to give her marrige. Its still under heavy consideration. You might be rite but im not wholely certain youre genuine either. Considering the psyops on this board.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do appreciate you comming back for discussion though. Thats pretty nice of you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Take care anon. Don't settle for anything less than love and passion.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a single father so it’s plappers and roasties for me mostly. Did manage to bag a few zoomie chunguses though lol.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can someone show the original image this is based on?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        soon as you finally leave the dorm yes

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a fat fetish so I'll take the land whales

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick my older female cousin.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Breakroom

    Plapjak is tracking to become the funniest meme of 2024.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hagmaxxing is also an option. I want for a hot 40 year old cougar but she turned me down. Think it's over for me boys.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't even frick her with your dick

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hung muscle daddies that can gape my bussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please be in London

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unlucky... Manchester

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          0161 putting manny on the map

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A fat chick can be made thin now.
    Just put her on ozembic

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >which way you go

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If robowaifus were legit id take that route

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My passport and cash says I dont have to comply.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also pathetic. Especially if you want kids.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could, instead, go to church and find an attractive woman who has no children. You have to submit yourself to God if you expect a woman to submit to you.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do jannies hate plapjak

    • 2 weeks ago
      Breakroom

      Hits a little too close to home.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Top kek

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These invoke such a visceral sense of dread in me

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Sage

    >incel demoralization thread
    Kys israelite

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuc kyou with your psyops dysgenic anglo.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Decided to recreate this with my FWB

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bros pixels got stolen

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the end result of Tinder scale bias.

      6/10 plapjacks lowering standards for 2/10 she-bears

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2007
    TAKE ME BACK

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    single. i'm having the time of my life. i have 3 motorcycles. i shoot guns from my back porch, i drink all the time, i shitpost and enjoy my hobbies.
    i'm going 4 wheeling with the bros this weekend and going to get hammered.
    life is good

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