*smears pussy and anus on your kitchen counter*. wat do/

*smears pussy and anus on your kitchen counter*

wat do/

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grab her hair and plap her from behind

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slap the shit out of her
    you stupid fricking b***h i cook food there

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But it's so hot.

      Wouldn't you want her to sit on your food before you eat it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah
        i want a woman to fart on my food. i dont even know if it would noticeably do anything but i want it

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >roast beef curtains
    I exile her from my sight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      beef curtains
      >I exile her from my sight
      Gay

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give it a wipe with anti-bac

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is a professional cook so she knows better than to behave in such a way in a kitchen.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely this. if i came home to my wife naked and smearing her bare ass all up on the counter i'd beat the shit out of her. amen, brother

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*smears pussy and anus on your kitchen counter*

    her ass and pussy is clean as frick. I assume she wants to frick.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know why people need sense and predictability

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beat the b***h to death

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stab and butcher her then cook and eat her pussy

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at the surface reflection on that countertop? That must be a nightmare to keep clean
    >implying this prostitute doesn't just doordash asian food 3x a day

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask her to stop and leave my home, we have a strict no roastie policy

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sniiiiiiiifffffffff it like theres no tomorrow.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have her smear pussy and anus on my face instead
    farts welcomed

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Burn down house with her inside

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lick the counter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only non-gay answer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        another straight man on NSFFW? stay safe brother

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brrrraaaaaaaapppppppffffttt

    Ponder the divine scent

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *smears pussy and anus in your counter*

    Nothing personal kid

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Who are you and what the hell are you doing here? Whoa, nice butthole haha. Maybe we can take this to the bedroom perhaps? My names Billy by the way. Go in the fridge, there's a $4 bottle of pinot grigio. I'll get the glasses

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what I'd do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this but the knife is my tongue and the woman is her butthole

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what needs to be done

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you frick her and make her clean it up tmw, duh

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE WATING FISH TONIGHT

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE GET OUT I'M CALLING THE POLICE

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make sushi from her steaming logs of shit

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