So how do I find a tall blonde guy to take care of me as a 26 year old virgin?

So how do I find a tall blonde guy to take care of me as a 26 year old virgin?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ill take care of you as a "tall" dark haired guy is that close enough?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a 5'6 brown jeet, take it or leave it

      I have brown hair and eyes.
      I like women with big breasts.
      I would take care and give my soul for all eternity to a weeb woman with big breasts.

      BLONDE. Learn how to READ.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        my dad was blonde and my mom had blue eyes.
        our kids will be blonde.
        is that good enough?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm blonde, but likely to be bald in 5 to 10 years. So it goes for men of Scandinavian descent.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i read blonde but im not blonde so is dark hair close enough? im also 5 ft something not telling you until you respond nicely

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          not OP but the only way dark hair is "close enough" to blonde is if she didn't have a preference for hair color at all, in which case she wouldn't have stated a preference for hair color among the three things she specified.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok but you dont get everything u want in life so my offer stands for OP

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually, you've convinced me. You and OP would make a good pair, I'm rooting for you now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        kill women, behead women, disembowel women

        >How many kids does OP want?
        preferably none
        >Does OP live in the US?
        alaska
        >Is OP willing to relocate?
        as long as they speak english there.
        >Can OP work?
        not really
        >Can OP cook?
        enough not to starve
        >Does OP have a good relationship with her parents?
        what do you think, butthole?
        >Is OP religious?
        no
        >Is OP political?
        no
        >Is OP educated
        does highschool count?
        >Does OP want to be a partner or a rider in the relationship?
        whats the difference

        >preferably none
        kys
        actually
        if you're in alaska
        how have you not gotten a man
        ther

  2. 2 months ago
    sage

    are you a guy or a girl and are you willing to let them frick you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      does it really matter as long as he or she is good enough looking?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. So are you a homosexual or not?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to church unironically

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'10 and my hair is strawberry blonde and my beard is deep red. wanna settle?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a 5'6 brown jeet, take it or leave it

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have brown hair and eyes.
    I like women with big breasts.
    I would take care and give my soul for all eternity to a weeb woman with big breasts.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    adopt a neet thread on soc

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You would first need to be a biological female.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP needs to respond to her own thread

    How many kids does OP want?
    Does OP live in the US?
    Is OP willing to relocate?
    Can OP work?
    Can OP cook?
    Does OP have a good relationship with her parents?
    Is OP religious?
    Is OP political?
    Is OP educated?
    Does OP want to be a partner or a rider in the relationship?

    We need to know.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OP
      >her
      Oh you poor moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How many kids does OP want?
      preferably none
      >Does OP live in the US?
      alaska
      >Is OP willing to relocate?
      as long as they speak english there.
      >Can OP work?
      not really
      >Can OP cook?
      enough not to starve
      >Does OP have a good relationship with her parents?
      what do you think, butthole?
      >Is OP religious?
      no
      >Is OP political?
      no
      >Is OP educated
      does highschool count?
      >Does OP want to be a partner or a rider in the relationship?
      whats the difference

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thank you for your response OP. I withdraw my suit, but I wish you the best.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what a mess

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 6'2" and blonde but wew laddy your life is a mess

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a nightmare to be with

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it doesn't matter how fricked up you are, just post a pic of yourself (or someone who looks like you)
        if ur good looking, people will ignore everything else

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people will ignore everything else
          those people arent reliable partners, those questions are pretty important to someone looking to make a commitment.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can fix her, believe in urself

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'm old enough to be over that idea. It won't make me feel bad to miss this chance and see others suffer through trying to fix her. I hope she finds someone who enables her to live the life she wants, actually, but that isn't me.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you forgot to mention
    "26 year old shitskin"

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    florieda??

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unrelated but how do I find a 5 foot 6 indian guy to take care of as a 21 year old beach volleyball player?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry all of the hot people are on /soc/, you might have to look over there

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You go to fricking hell you Chadsexual prostitute Black person foid

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find a tall guy with hair.
    Ask him to take care of you.
    If he does ask him to dye his hair.

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