society owes me a tall gf.

society owes me a tall gf.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will not rest until I get one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3 months later anon is still up, mangy and sleep deprived

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it will absolutely be worth it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you guys ever thought what's next after getting a gf?
      Is it gonna be all smiles happiness fading into the sunset?
      The big sad will not magically go away, will it?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it does if she stays with you and loves you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The big sad will not magically go away, will it?
        Ideally the sadness will have lessened long before getting a gf.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    (any tall femanons, feel free to hit me up)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hi im 6`0

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hello (unless you have a penis)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          *sigh* ghosted again

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody please! Get this man a tall gf.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what in saying.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    same i love how theyre proportionately lanky, their small butts are so cute.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my gf is taller than i am

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How tall are you two?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Submitting a complaint to my city council to get a tall gf.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Permit given, you will now may get one

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why doesn't the taller girl have a bigger head than that of the girl she is holding up?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forced perspective.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        When will it be delivered?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how tall is tall to you? im 5'11 but fat and also i have a bf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Significantly taller than me (5'3). So like 5'7+

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you guys consider tall

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you aren't owed anything, you take things by force

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you take things by force
      I'm no rapist.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does tall girls like sex? I wonder if they're bigger everywhere

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Does tall girls like sex?
      probably

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah theyre personality is just "hurrrrr im soo tall" due to current culteral hoopla.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's my personality too tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no boring tall gf to help get an actual personality

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stand on your toes and cut off your penis.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick is that going to get me my tall gf?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women in stockings and thigh highs increase attraction?
    Is there like a scientific reason, ?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit changes with the times, so I think it's just a Pavlovian response.
      We see cute girls when we are younger, and notice that they are wearing cute things. Later, even when we see a not-so-cute girl: if we see the cute things, we get turned-on anyway.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        All my years of watching anime has caught up to me.

        >Pavlovian response
        That wiki page is wild

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do women in stockings and thigh highs increase attraction?
      idk, it probably can't be explained by science.
      it's probably magic.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to have to move to the fricking netherlands if I can't get a tall gf soon.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    most really tall girls are tranners.
    transgirls unironically make up around 50% of all 6'2+ women.
    not really useful for having tall kids though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      found the corresponding graph

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      found the corresponding graph

      thankfully troons that tall never pass, so it's not something I'll have to worry about.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I don't get a tall gf, I'm going to start a political party centered around getting me one.

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