Steve jobs wife is having a great life without her husband

Be steve jobs
>be genius at marketing
>piggyback other higher iq people
>get over a billion dollars
>wife convinces you to self medicate and heal spiritually instead seeing a doctor once a week
>die
>watch from hell your wife spend your fortune and frick countless Chad's with your money

Why even get married in the 20th century?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>wife convinces you to self medicate and heal spiritually instead seeing a doctor once a week

    source

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doubling down on SOURCE - COUGH IT UP, FRICKWIT LIAR OP

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was right not to do chemo, it kills you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >have aggressive cancer with a very low chance of recovery
        chemo is pure cope

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >here take this poison
          >it will... help you?
          every single person i've known who went for the aggressive radiation + chemo combo has died in less than a year

          my grandpa was like "frick that shit" and his cancer stopped progressing and he lived until he was 96 lol, 15 years after the diagnosis

          just imagine if they had blasted him full of poison at 81, he would have been a goner easy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based boomer saying frick you to society, refusing to die, and draining the Medicare funds

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This
            Oncology is like submitting yourself to really ignorant medeival quacks for treatment. They don't have a clue and they see you as a lab rat in their long running experiment, another data point to contribute to their ultimate publication and career advancement.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >here take this poison
          >it will... help you?
          every single person i've known who went for the aggressive radiation + chemo combo has died in less than a year

          my grandpa was like "frick that shit" and his cancer stopped progressing and he lived until he was 96 lol, 15 years after the diagnosis

          just imagine if they had blasted him full of poison at 81, he would have been a goner easy

          This
          Oncology is like submitting yourself to really ignorant medeival quacks for treatment. They don't have a clue and they see you as a lab rat in their long running experiment, another data point to contribute to their ultimate publication and career advancement.

          IIRC, the origin story of chemo is that WWI soldiers who got mustard gas'd ended up having lower rates of cancers, so someone figured that maybe the chemo could kill the cancer without killing the person.

          It's sort of the same logic as a fever or other area-denial tactics the body has. A fever is a high enough heat that the germs can't survive, but you can (for a time). So the germs die, you survive and now you're germ-free.

          But you do have to wonder how much we actually know about it and how much is just inertia. Medicine is full of things that worked one time and then get used unquestioned.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wife convinces you
    nah he was a schizo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was always a health diet freak even as a youth. He went on a nothing but apples jag for quite a while. He certainly got himself a trophy wife though..I wish I could get one of those...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >trophy wife though..I wish I could get one of those...
        No you don't.
        Too much trouble. Too much running around because she thinks her prime asset is her ass...er et , her beauty, which it isn't by the time she's 35.
        You are paying too high for a stock that have expired with trophy wife. They are like the 1990-ies internet stocks.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How was he not gay?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was a cad who had an illegitimate daughter that he refused to see or support until his life became high enough profile that he couldn't avoid her anymore. It's possible he did some ass archery at some point in his life but in general, he was just a hippie with an affinity for usable, but expensive, computers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      came here to say this. I thought I dropped into an alternate timeline for a second.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least he picked a hot blonde unlike Gates who married a fricking goblin

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He had AIDS, he wasn't going to get better no matter what.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What did he mean by that? Seriously. It's an oddly specific speculation.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jobs had pancreatic cancer and apparently believe that a fruit exclusive diet was a good way to help his body heal. I don't need to tell you, if you know what the pancreas does that what he did basically guarantee he would die. If that was all her idea, then I'd say she definitely killed him kek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was an HIV related type of cancer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it sounds like he just died the diet changes were besides the point it wouldnt have mattered if he did that or not

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Mr. Sex Identifier

    women are stupid

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her husband died like a decade ago. She can move on you know.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, its not okay to move on, she should be weeping and attending church weekly. Her life should be a monument towards his greatness.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But he's gay

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wife

    lmfao that's a man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SHE is kinda cute

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hands are a bit suspect but head to shoulder ratio looks good

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    inheritance or divorce

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/samanthakroontje/2024/04/02/the-richest-women-in-the-world-francoise_bettencourt-meyers-taylor-swift-alice-walton-2024/

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like she was the better marketer.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the lot?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like quite a lot

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With a hoity toity "laydee" like that I wonder how far you could get being lewd and dirty minded with her. I love to reach up their dresses when walking up a long staircase together to oh so tenderly tickle their cute little silken rubbery buttholes and see them wiggle their bum voluptuously. When they're that rich and entitled by looks they can be very censorious against that kind of behavior.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >grabs $94 million dollar lot
    stupid wording, I'm assuming it's property worth $94m but how did she "grab" it? With money she got inherited or divorce?
    And "lot" sounds like they could mean lottery and it also sounds like parking lot. Can someone explain it like Im a normal speaking human?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just think of what one /misc/ack could do with the $94mil she spent on land in a state that's being rapidly evacuated. And she didn't even earn it.

    Frick, man.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every single person I've known on chemo has just withered and died after being sucked dry financially. Im sure the people of the future will look back on it as an insane barbaric practice

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