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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of porn do Stacies watch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women don't have to watch porn they just live out all their sexual fantasies with Chad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol the woman next door keeps reading my mind. There's a good chance God can speak through women's mouths, and also most men I've met can do this. The cop cars have 666 on the side in the phone number. This reality seems to be a gods torture reality. He's omnipotent. So he seems to be using sex, money and power as tools to cause pain. I can't be sure if anything at all is happening here except torture. He tortures me until I'm screaming in pain every hour. His torture method feels like a rock is being hit into your skull lol. I'm not really sure how he gets away with doing this. I can't stop him though. If he's not hitting you in the head with a rock I guess you probably can't even reply to me. Lol.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you doing alright, bud?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He needs to be in the looney bin

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So there's like a switch in your head that can be flipped. So maybe you've noticed that taxis have 1111 on the side in the phone number. And there's another taxi service with 666 in the phone number. Reality is like that all the time with products. We have 20 choices of cheese, but one of them has 666 on it. We have 10 different adblocker plugins, but one of them is in the shape of a 2D cube. So that's what God did here I guess. I'm not really sure why.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >in the shape of a 2D cube
            a square?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Walmart logo is a 2D cube

            >God uploaded a porn video for me
            Post it, let's see the divine pornography

            It was just a woman wearing a shirt with a message for me. So the implication here is that he's controlling all of the women in porn. All of them on xvideos are like NPCs. Or most of them. I don't know the number, I'm not an npc though.

            I am a man and I have only replied to you once

            Yeah the people in porn are men too, then you see them speak and they're God. You're an NPC.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I said post it, what was the shirt and what was the message?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not really, God uploaded a porn video for me. I'm not really sure what women are, but I haven't really had sex. So, it's really weird to see a woman do that. That's proof that all this cuckoldry I've felt didn't have to happen basically. This reality is disgusting and God is pure evil. Yeah it's really easy to find porn he's made, just find one with 666 in how many views it has. He's made so much porn buddy. I'm so disgusted. He's making us watch it to torture us. He's not letting us leave either. So this is like new information for you I guess. You previously believed humans were making the porn. That's untrue buddy, you've been looking at aliens basically. They're like NPCs. I'm not sure how he got away with doing this. That's so fricking ugly. I'm so fricking disgusted all the time at this.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have yourself committed so we do not have to listen to you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but God made the porn

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's torturing me. Why is he allowed to do this? I don't want to jump, I'm so scared. He's not letting me leave.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's only porn anon. Don't hurt yourself over it...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hes actually torturing me. He keeps putting his fingers into my eyes and leaving them there. He also rapes me and punches me in the head. I'm actually being severely tortured. I literally fall to the floor screaming every 20 minutes. It's been 5 years of this. I don't consent. Nobody would consent to this. I'm being tortured.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah this guy is God lol. He talks just like this. He's replied to me so many times. Look at what God is saying to me. It's called gaslighting. He's actually using words to torture.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am a man and I have only replied to you once

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >God uploaded a porn video for me
            Post it, let's see the divine pornography

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My opinion is definitely made worse by the fact that he has been raping my body with apparitions. He has been making humiliating and gaslighting comments to me and then raping me when I cry. But, the truth is, he's also made the pornography. That's so fricking gross. I'm so scared. He's torturing me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rape and lesbian porn

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget the "party" or "group" category, they love that too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Forehead too wide
      >Nose too big
      Overall still a 7/10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's not as pretty as she thinks she is. If it's even a she.
      Also, they watch hardcore BBC gangbang shit. All considered, pretty mild.

      Women don't have to watch porn they just live out all their sexual fantasies with Chad.

      You, know, it kinda hurts knowing whatever woman is in your future, she has most likely been banged by at least two guys at once. And been throat fricked. By guys she met mere hours before. Dozens of times.
      But for you...only missionary with the lights off. No oral. No anal. And only after 6 months of dating

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have incidentally stopped jerking off, not intentionally

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >won't talk to me if I view porn
    >won't talk to me if I do view porn

    Daily reminder she's talking about Chad and not 99% of men.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stop jerking off anon. Your future wife is waiting for you!
    yes I will

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no if she wants to wear the ring she has to wear the strap and cater to my porn-induced fetishes :3
    to be fair though, i've never quite found the perfect pornography that caters to everything i like all at the same time, so i won't even need porn if she does that
    otherwise the only way i'd ever get the perfect coom is by paying for a commission and i'd much rather play with a girl in real life than spend money on porn

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped jerking off and it didnt help
    too late, c**ts, you had your chance

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know, I am jerking off to her. She WILL be mine, and I will be hers.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who has jerk offd every single day since I was 10 I laugh at the people who apparently have a "problem" with masturbation. It takes me a few minutes to do it and it feels great and it costs me nothing and I'm not ashamed of it at all. Sometimes I watch porn but 95% of the time I don't and I have zero problems having sex with real women when I get the chance to and I have no extreme/weird fetishes. I can't relate at all to porn/masturbation "addicts" or any of the associated problems that they say come with it. Also I'm pretty sure it's not that masturbation prevents men from finding wives so much as it's not finding wives that makes men jerk off too much.

    Masturbation """addicts,""" what am I missing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think an addiction only becomes an addiction if you want to get rid of it but can't. After reading your humblebrag I think you're doing it in a very healthy way, good job.
      For me, I realized I was addicted after, instead of doing any of the work I had piled up, I spent 10 hours jerking off to a porn game. My dick felt like there was raw broccoli insterted into my urethra afterwards.
      I started noticing then that most of the time I don't actually enjoy jerking off at all. I open countless tabs of porn just looking for the perfect one, while some inner feeling urges me to do more. If I close the window something inside me makes it "feel right" to open it back up, but I actually feel nothing positive in the moment, none of it felt good and the only thing driving me on was the insane feeling as if continuing for a while more will make me feel great and will be hot as frick.
      It's never been about lust or sexual pleasure, it's always been an addiction to porn and some strange wienertail of hormones and dopamine I can craft by displaying naked ladies and now boys on my screen while vaguely touching my dick.
      I hated spending so much time on it, I hated pretending to my friends like I was busy, I hated the habits of passively touching my dick when I have nothing to do, and I hated sweating and smelling so much because of my frequent long faps.
      When I got one foot out of it and stopped for a few weeks I was surprised at how much more I looked at women as human beings. I didn't have sexual thoughts during the day anymore at all. I noticed that when I close my eyes I don't see breasts anymore.
      I have since rediscovered intimacy and lust, unrelated to porn, which feels great, and right. I can love better.

      I think internet nofap gays are overplaying the benefits a bit, and are overplaying the health risks of masturbation. Maybe they do it as a way to try and help themselves and others to stop? For me the main benefit of stopping is no longer wasting so much time with it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I appreciate the honest and thorough response. I actually only ever had sex twice in my life so I'm not some kind of Chad/stud by the way. I actually know exactly what you're talking about with wanting to open "just one more tab" to find "just the right" porno to coom to. I'm not trying to humble brag now but there has to be some reason why this dopamine hunt became a problem for you and not me. It's not like I'm not horny or don't love porn, I just always found it easy to not have it if I have anything else (either my own sexual imaginations or literally anything else to keep me busy if I'm not desperately in the need to coom.) If I really need to coom because I haven't all day or in a few days because of people/obligations I can always go to to the bathroom at bedtime and crank one out. The refractory period really is a blessing. My mind is so warped by horniness on a subconscious level that I know that if I'm ever feeling really depressed or misogynistic I can just force myself to jack off and then I'm like oh nvm I'm good actually. Recently I set or at least tied a fap record by doing it 5 times in one day but that was because I was literally doing nothing but lay in bed all day and I was a bit hornier than usual for some reason. If I get up and do shit I never have the "need" to do it unless it's been a few days and then I can always wait until bedtime like I said. Feels especially good then cause it's built up y'know. Have you ever tried to force yourself to coom ASAP to quit gooning? That's my advice.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry about me. It's a very personal thing to me because NSFFW is the only place I can openly discuss this issue at all, so I'm always happy to help out someone who wants to discuss it.
          I've tried everything and long given up on trying to trick myself out of my addiction. But I found the love of my life, and they're a great person and we're quite close. I usually think of that person nowadays and it genuinely makes me happy and feel much less disgusted and soullless. I spend half an hour a day on it now, and I can usually just stop and do something more fun, especially if my friends hit me up. I might not be cured but I'm much happier and feel much less like a caged animal. It may take some more years but I think I'll eventually be able to stop, it's so much easier to control myself without the constant self hate.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh that's nice. I never had a gf but I feel like life isn't worth living without love. I don't know how to find love or if it's even possible for me tho. Can you tell me how you found her (? please tell me you're not a gay...well even if you are, still...) and how you know you love her for real? I've always wondered about that. I felt something like I imagined "love" to be with one girl I fricked cause she loved me and it was very passionate but idk I just didn't like her bleh.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We're childhood friends. I just one day realized that I'm obsessed. Before I woke up like that, I was dead inside I saw romance movies, text, poems, and I never realized just how much more there was to them, just how deep love can run. I don't think you can force it, I think I'm lucky to find the one perfect person in the universe, and I think it'll probably just happen to you some day, if at all. You might just realize one day that you met a person that's an exception, someone who's special. The whole universe is just background noise compared to them.
            >how do you know you love her for real?
            Because I've been asking myself this question for years now, and every time I try to forget her, my mind just wanders back. I can't force her out of my head, and with the way we talk and how good life always is when we're doing anything together, I think the most important thing to me has become her. I no longer hate myself, and that's all thanks to her smile. I don't know if it's really love, but if it isn't, then love has to be pretty amazing to hope to compete with this feeling.
            I'm not a guru or sage or something, I just got lucky. It might be very different for you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm no expert but watch out, you don't wanna kys if she dumps you. I say enjoy it while it lasts (maybe for the rest of your life, but still.) I used to feel that way about a girl because I fell for her when I assumed she was single then subconsciously thought one day she'd dump her bf when I found out about him because we obviously were so perfect for each other (read: she was perfect for me) and she rarely talked about him but slowly I realized it would never happen and then I hated her against my will. I resented her more and more until she only made me angry and sad and exhausted. Three years down the drain haha. Never again tho.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not gonna, she made me grow as a person so much, I'm already thankful for everything, and I never take for granted that she's still here. Even if she doesn't get rid of me, she might die tomorrow, I want to make her happy until then and enjoy our time together. If she starts dating another guy I will probably die a little inside, but that's part of caring, I think. I'd distance myself and hope I can stay alive somehow.
            Maybe it's different for me than for you because I know her as a friend first. She already had my back so many times, we're already a team. The only thing I regret is never seeing how far she goes for me and never treating her the way she deserves.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean we were online friends and now that our relationship blew up I realize she never really saw me as a friend so much as someone to talk to when she was bored/lonely. One time she told me she wouldn't care if I died because I'm so pathetic in being obsessed with her. Not saying she was a bad person and in some ways she actually treated me better than anyone else she ever knew online (not counting her bf) but yeah there was no deep connection there, I just imagined it then freaked out as I slowly realized it wasn't real. Not merely coincidentally, I'm sure, that coincided with us getting too close for me to handle without getting needy and hateful when I didn't get what I needed from her. I'm just venting, sorry. I feel so guilty for being such a desperate horny freak and betraying her confidence in my not being that. At the same time frick her for using me ugh. Anyway it's nice that some people are happy ig -_-

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Aw, that's mean of her. I'm an ultra pessimist who doesn't believe anything good will happen. The only reason I have any faith in my love is because it would feel insulting and rude otherwise. If she liked me back the same way, what kind of monster would I be if I just treated it like something I can forget tomorrow? I want to commit a little.
            It's 100% alright to vent. If we keep these things to ourselves they destroy us, but if we share them they're nothing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well idk it I agree with that last part but thanks. You sound like a good guy. I just worry for you a bit cause the world is so cruel. Nice talking to you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thank you, it was nice to talk about it too

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't watch porn. i just use my vibrator when i'm uncomfortable from not cumming in someone for a couple months

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >vibrator
      >cumming in someone
      Huh
      Tell me more

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She probably has stacks of smut on her bookshelf or saved on her browser that she thinks is ok because "it's different"

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my future wife should have manned up and sought me out before I jerk offd
    too late for her, she will live in misery forever

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