Tall gf help...

How do I get a tall gf? I'm 5'3 and a man for reference.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    set the height filter on bumble accordingly

    oh, and be desirable by women

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >set the height filter on bumble accordingly
      >paying for dating apps

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh, and be desirable by women
      How?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use WALLET on ESCORT

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm 5'3 and a man
    No these things are mutually exclusive. You are either a man or you're 5'3" not both.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But i am both

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am 5'10" and my ex was 6'1" or 6'2" - it was infuriating as frick having to get on tiptoes to kiss the back of her neck; the frick is wrong with you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like youre a little butthurt
      does it bother you that youre so close to 6 feet but just barely dont fit? do you have little man rage buddy? its okay come sit on papas knee, and tell me all about it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wear shoe lifts to cope
        Frame matters more at that height anyways

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like mindset matters more than both little guy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t. 170cm

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry I use big boy units and am 6'2
            sorry your cope is height based either way though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wait wait wait wait

        5'11 is two inches shorter than 6'1

        you must mean 5'5 bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are weak

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it was infuriating as frick having to get on tiptoes to kiss the back of her neck; the frick is wrong with you?
      That sounds nice, i think maybe you're the one with something wrong.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im 6' and my ex was 6'2
      wanted her to wear her heels all the time. you're a homosexual

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have some friends like that
    he's 5'4 and his wife is 6'1, I knew them before they got married
    he's a gigachad who teaches MMA/BJJ at a gym he runs and volunteers at the animal shelter on weekends, and she works at a knitting shop and bakes for fun

    basically you need to be a chad

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go find tall girls playing volleyball or basketball, but the latter will have more lesbians

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      k, I'm enrolling in community college right now to have a slightly better chance of finding them.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'1 and I wish I had a tall gf.
    At least you have better chances than me so don't waste them.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more curious how you could get a short girlfriend, you fricking midget.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would woo her with my lovely personality.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, dating for you is already like playing Dark Souls, demanding a tall gf as a manlet is like beating Dark Souls without taking damage.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Statistically tall girls care least about height of their partner….

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beating Dark Souls without taking damage.
      people do that all the time though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek I've reached the conclusion that people on /adv/ live life like game journalists play vidya
        if something is too hard to do or isn't spelled out step by step they'll both start to cry cause the darn thing is too hard or unfair because some guy has better stats than them, they'll then go on the wiki and get pissed when people tell them to git gud and that they're pussies to look up a way to cheese the challenge
        something as menial as beating DS hitless is a feat for these people, they're not willing to fail a couple of time before they get a nice strategy, they want the route to the payoff spelled in a nice numbered list, possibly formatted in a nice way so that it's easy on the eyes

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5'3
    >man
    That's like saying you're a white african-american
    Or saying you're a woman without a uterus
    Complete oxymoron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >white african-american
      we exist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elon Musk is a White Africa0THAn American

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to make out literally every other stat
    Looks, money, social status, you need to find a way to be the hottest man in the room despite your height

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're 5'3 my dude, women who are taller than you are not exactly scarce, for instance my mom is 5'7 and my gf is 5'6 and my sister is 5'4

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I know.
      that's like the one positive thing about being this height.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek yeah unfortunately I can't get a gf of any kind to begin with so it's kind of a moot point
        still working at it and I'm getting promising results but so far no actual gf. my struggles recently have propelled me to being pretty much a relatively popular and well-liked normie with the one caveat of being a virgin with no relationships, and it seems like people wouldn't guess that about me. Progress has been made but it's certainly an uphill battle
        t. 5'4"

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, it's over.
    Rape, rope, reroll

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hes too little to rape, most women could overpower him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >most women could overpower him
        even weak men are stronger than most women.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rape is wrong.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going to pretend like height isn't going to get you filtered, especially on dating apps. They're designed to make money, not get you matched. You're honestly better off focusing on IRL situations.

    In my experience, you'll have better luck with women on the taller end of things. Every short woman I've been friends with is really focused on only dating really tall guys.

    The biggest caviet is that you have to be worth dating. Nothing extravagant, but you need to be a functioning adult and stand out with a personality.
    Which quite frankly, includes having the confidence to not get too down about a lack of dates.

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