>tfw 21 and still a virgin

>tfw 21 and still a virgin
It's over for me, isn't it?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just find a high class escort.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is losing virginity to an escort worth it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is sating your curiosity worth the price?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sure why not, 1 wagecuck shift for 1 hour of sex

          Would you not regret it and feel sad?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You might, but you'll do that 9/10 times in a relationship anyway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sure why not, 1 wagecuck shift for 1 hour of sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Memeflag one post but for all despondent lurkers
      >was virgin at 21
      >finally cashed in vcard at 22 with (female) childhood friend
      >got girlfriend soon after
      >22 years later have been with many women of all shapes, sizes and colours
      >finally at 44 meet woman I could envision staying with
      >probably should have married the childhood friend
      Long and short, it's not so over, a lot of the problem is the mystery of it all/ anxiety of not knowing what to do maybe do this if there's no other options. Don't do the rest of what I did though, find one you actually like earlier but once you lose that virgin loser mindset she's more likely to like you back.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    29 here, virgin.
    Self improvement, gym, owning a house in this economy... None of it will help you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Ko0Tpr3.jpeg

      >tfw 21 and still a virgin
      It's over for me, isn't it?

      Lmao
      >29

      >be me
      >30yo virgin
      >tfw
      It's worth it, bros. I can cast guidance, friends and prestidigitation, i can soil your pants now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How many spell slots do you have and at what level are they??

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can cast Find familiar.
          >Looks for the family cat
          Also i can cast sleep on myself

          >prestidigitation
          that's when you fap with just your fingertips, yes?

          No. That's magehand

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I can cast Find familiar.
            for the family cat
            Fricking kek. You are truly a powerful wizard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >prestidigitation
        that's when you fap with just your fingertips, yes?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        33 years old and I don't even care anymore

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based, three-and-a-half years to go, wish me luck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First I cast thaumaturgy, make a loud sound of a fart, coming from your general direction.
        Next, I cast prestidigitation and shit YOUR pants.
        On the next turn, I cast stinking cloud, centered on your location.
        All of this at a high class gathering of nobility. Your reputation among the high class is ruined. Nobody will believe a wizard did it to you, they'll say thats just an excuse you made to cover up that you shat yourself at a high brow party.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is she wearing two contraceptive patches?
      wtf?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think she's got some leeches on the back of her arms

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What for are those arm patches?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's for the delivery of pharmaceutical under the skin
        could be birth control (but then why two?)
        could be ports for diabetes / chemo / schizo / medication

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >could be birth control (but then why two?)
          so she can take two dicks at once

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you're not white have a nice day. if you're white, consider how you feel when you're actively looking for sex compared to how you feel when you don't really think about it. you should find a distraction from wanting sex. keeping your mind busy should broaden your horizons and awaken you to something more purposeful and perhaps more meaningful than sex itself

      seeing purposeless white women be "happy" is an insult to my existence. someone invent the time machine already and alter her past so her present may have 5 little europeans helping her truly be happy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She should be careful. It could be slippery up there and the anchor chain is right there. Looks like it would suck to fall on those triangle parts and edges.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice ass but this dance is so awkward and off putting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you sure?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, it looks like something a goofy male cartoon character would do. You’re telling me you couldn’t see shaggy doing this at the club in the next scooby doo? If my woman started doing this dance I would actually have to make her stop so she didn’t think it was okay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe you're just gay.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, it’s me that’s gay, not the homosexual with webms of women moving their bodies like male Black folk. Why don’t you do the world a favor and have a nice day tonight?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why so angry?
            Maybe suck off your friend to calm yourself down.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick thinks this shitty "dance" is attractive?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why even worry about it, it's overrated and once you get it you'll hate humanity even more for placing it at such a high level.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao how is this even possible unless you are short and ugly? And if that’s the case, eugenics is a good thing

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cool spam homo

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao
    >29

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, statistically speaking it's over:
    >In addition to the 12.5% who had never had sex, the study found that more than 90% of those who had lost their virginities had done so by the age of 19
    >The researchers also found that just one percent of participants lost their virginities aged 23-26
    >In another survey, data were drawn from a 2017 Swiss study on sexual health and behaviour among young adults. A total of 5,175 participants at age 26 were divided into virgins and non-virgins. Virginity was defined as never having had a sexual partner, defined as a person with whom the participant has had sexual contact with or without penetration
    >A total of 275 (5.3%, 58% males) were virgins. Virgins had higher odds of being male and reporting poorer health. They had lower odds of living on their own, being satisfied with their social life, having experimented with substances (e.g. drunkenness) and having used online dating or pornography
    >The main reason for remaining virgin was "I have not found the right person" for females, and "I have not had the occasion" for males
    >Among young adults, 1 in 20 is a virgin. Virgins do not seem to have gone through the usual experimentations of adolescence, are less socially driven and reported more health challenges

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried using Grindr?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there are tons of prostitutes on the meetme app

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not really politics related but I'm sure there will be replies.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >24
    >lost virginity at 17
    >dated her for 5 years because i was afraid of being alone again
    >alone anyway
    Please, i mean this as lovingly as possible: shut the frick up and stop going after pussy. I've gotten pussy and love and someone to lay next to in bed everynight and none of it fixes anything.
    If you're expecting losing your virginity to make your life less shitty, or for a relationship to fix everything, you might as well do drugs. It's the same escape.

    Just live your life. Pussy will come to you eventually and if it doesn't, you're only better off.
    Pussy is a psyop. They want you to desperately frick a fat/brown/tard and then they want you to latch onto them so you never have to get pussy again.

    This is where the "manchild and quirk chungus" pairing comes from. This is where plapjaks are born, this is where homosexuals choose troons and coomers choose SEA Monkeys. Break free. Vow to either die with a qt chuddess that you truly get along with, or alone. Both are great options compared to the rest

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was a virgin till the age of 25, lost it with a fatty, got into a long relationship with her, she became morbidly obese and near the end of our relationship, I had become this wojak.
    Now I'm 37 and I wish I had never had sex.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you got 4 years to have a GF before is too late
    My recommendation is to try, but not too hard

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    31 here and I have never seen a vegana in real life. I'm starting to think they don't exist.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very relatable picture

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    31 virgin here. Just give up bro, all the women around you have body counts in the hundreds and only care about their social status online.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean it can be worse you can be a 38 year old NEET virgin about to be homeless because their only parent is going to die soon.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that picture is amazing. well done to the artist

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did you escape /NSFFW/? Jannies, do your work and clean this shit up and contain that cringe fricking board.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jannies
      >do your work

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex is fricking stupid
    women are a headache and will distract you from real goals
    don't waste your time chasing poon, hire a hooker if you absolutely HAVE to find out and throw out any sort of "self respect" bullshit away about doing so because sex and especially women will do that to you anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What goals do you have?
      i agree with you ethically, and ive been with around 20 girls.

      Maybe you do have realistic attainable goals, idk, but this post smells sweaty

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to grow my wealth to the point where I can live off investments after buying land and building my own home on it. I want a son. I want to teach him carpentry and how to hunt.

        Whats sweaty is giving me a bodycount. Real impressive there homosexual, your dick has been where a thousand other dicks have been. I clapped.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't being hostile.

          Those are amazing goals. Noble. I'm a carpenter by trade myself.( also i wasn't braggin about body count. its pretty gross.)

          my question is.... what steps have you taken to achieve those goals ?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh is it time to demoralize the zoomers now. Can't say 30 or 40 cause us old folks have gained our wizard powers. So you now gotta ring in the new generation with relevant shit posting! Bravo

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Indian, 5'6", balding, have moobs despite not being fat and to top it all off I'm also on the spectrum. I also have a high 2d to 4d digit ratio, which means mum didn't give me enough testosterone before I was born. I'm 29 and yes, still a virgin. If I can live through this all and not become prey to the apex predator of India, aka the train, you can do it with ease.

    If you find it too difficult to live, just adopt a dog, or volunteer at a dog shelter. Dogs are literally the only reason I'm alive. Otherwise I'd have long thrown myself on a train track like so many other Indians do. Sleeping next to my dogs for a year completely rewired my brain. Used to think about suicide all the time. Now I don't care if I die never having touched a woman. Experiencing a woman's loyalty after having experienced a dog's loyalty will feel like a downgrade anyway.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was a virgin until 26, now I have a wife with a kid on the way at 31

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >incel memeflag tread

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was a virgin until 22, lower your standards and get a slampig.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GTFO OUT OF /misc/
    YOU GOT DAMN DORKY ASS DWEEBS
    GO KYS
    EVERY 1 OF YOU

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you hit 30 the secrets of the universe begin to reveal themselves to you, and at 40 you gain cosmic powers based on your understanding of reality.
    Yes, its over. If you didnt frick when you were a teen its never gonna happen. Remember, all those guys who are popular with the ladies aren't even trying. They are that way naturally, and any 'attempt' at being how they are makes you seem desperate because they dont have to attempt they just are.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If you didnt frick when you were a teen its never gonna happen.
      Can personally confirm this is false
      Little demoralization homosexual loser

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are still young and have your whole life ahead of you. Meanwhile I am 40 and I have no woman, I have no children, I have no house, I have no friends, I have no money and live paycheck to paycheck. When will my real life begin bros? I'm tired of the grind, I'm tired of this life, just very very tired that's all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Begins? Black person you are at your mid life right now. Prepare to live like this the rest of your life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take this from a poojeet -

      I'm Indian, 5'6", balding, have moobs despite not being fat and to top it all off I'm also on the spectrum. I also have a high 2d to 4d digit ratio, which means mum didn't give me enough testosterone before I was born. I'm 29 and yes, still a virgin. If I can live through this all and not become prey to the apex predator of India, aka the train, you can do it with ease.

      If you find it too difficult to live, just adopt a dog, or volunteer at a dog shelter. Dogs are literally the only reason I'm alive. Otherwise I'd have long thrown myself on a train track like so many other Indians do. Sleeping next to my dogs for a year completely rewired my brain. Used to think about suicide all the time. Now I don't care if I die never having touched a woman. Experiencing a woman's loyalty after having experienced a dog's loyalty will feel like a downgrade anyway.

      Tl;Dr get yourself a dog. Dogs will change your life. Don't let yourself rot in the desperation of getting a woman. A dog's loyalty is far better than that of a woman. The thought of coming back to home to see wagging tails and zoomies and getting to bury my face in their thick fur is what keeps me alive.

      Also, if you can't get a dog, volunteer at a dog shelter.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. I was 25 when I lost my virginity. It was to a perfect 10 and the most beautiful woman I'd seen my entire life. I felt like a gigachad for a while, then I realised I'd been putting the whole thing under obscene levels of hype.

    That's not the interesting part. The interesting part is that after losing my virginity and coming to this realisation, random women seem a lot more sexually/romantically interested in me. Since they'd have no way of knowing whether I was a virgin or not, I can only assume that the difference came from my realisation and the change in attitudes. The thing is, though, one can have that realisation without actually losing one's virginity, and then, ironically, it becomes easier to lose one's virginity.

    Good luck, anon. Enjoy life, and stop giving a shit about what people think. Almost all insecurities you have are probably only even being processed by you and you alone.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't lose mine until I was 20. Are you attractive in any way? Use something like Facebook dating. Are you ugly? Book an escort

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't worry too much about it tbh, there's more to life out there. I finally lost my virginity at 26 from a drunk bar hoe and slept with a couple more chics until I turned 30. I'm 35 now and have been celibate since. I don't miss it. Not worth the hassle, especially nowadays with hypergamy being a joke. Blessed be.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing wrong with being a virgin bro.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 21 and still a virgin
    Lost mine at 24
    After those few months with this first girl

    I've been single ever since until I was 37
    when I found a beautiful, unironically trad girl
    who wants family and children

    I almost fricked it up 3 different times
    because I didn't even know how to be with a girl
    but I'm turning it around and I'll marry her soon

    It goes bad and it keeps going bad
    only if you give up
    Never give up, it's pretty gay

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be virgin until 23yo then I've discoverd the magic world of prostitution.
    >remember kids, the most honest woman is the one who tells you before how much she costs.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's normal you moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wouldnt say thats normal nowadays, all my friends troll me for being a virgin (at 21) and try to constantly set me up with girls

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you fricking kidding me. Dude, I've unironically lost count of the women I've fricked. I'm 29 and the number is probably around 80. You aren't missing anything. What I would give for the opportunity of losing my virginity on my wedding night but that ship has sailed. Find a nice woman, marry her and make your first time having sex the time in which you conceive your first child. That's fricking powerful bro. Who gives a frick about these hoes? I don't that's why I pump and dump them but you can be better than me. I believe in you OP, don't let me down.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you didn't have a gf in your teens then you won't get one ever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's OP so a boyfriend is always an option

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on the long road to wizardhood

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 31 and a khv you're fine

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's over for me, isn't it?
    I got my first gf at 29. I'm 30 now. It's not over. You're in your prime. Just be goal-oriented & out-going & you have all the time to get a girl. The best way to ruin your life is to become a porn-addicted shut-in NEET on welfare for 10-30 years with no life goals in mind, or one day you'll wake up at 30 or 40 with nothing going on for yourself while everyone in your age bracket are already married with two degrees and a house.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >21
    >it's over

    It hasn't even begun, anon

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