The brutal irony of life is that tits, ass, and sex looks better on a screen, that it does in real life.

The brutal irony of life is that breasts, ass, and sex looks better on a screen, that it does in real life. Gooning sessions are 10x more intense than boring real life sex with a woman

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    breasts and ass are very underwhelming in real life. Those who know, know.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I even like breasts in a bra more than nude…..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes! They are too ugly in real life.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn’t say ugly but most are saggy. So I find it hotter when it’s nice lingerie in real life.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If women looked better naked, sexy lingerie wouldn't exist.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol I've had that feeling as well. Once they're out of the bag it's only a tiny percentage that remain extremely appealing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes! They are too ugly in real life.

          That's why medium sized breasts are the GOAT.
          They keep perky and cute when she's naked.
          Just like what the ideal image of a woman is in ancient statues.

          No they aren't, you are just kept away from perfect jugs and outrageously busty teenagers

          Most women are just horribly unfit. I have a rounder bubble butt than most women because I lift consistently.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jack off Chad here, can confirm. Stop fricking smelly roasties years ago and just jerk off now, not to porn because that’s cuck behavior.

        100%. That’s the Chad assessment. I would extent this sentiment to butts as well, they are much more appealing in a thong than bare ass.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >nice, now put them back on again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Sage

      https://i.imgur.com/VsBWXzG.png

      The brutal irony of life is that breasts, ass, and sex looks better on a screen, that it does in real life. Gooning sessions are 10x more intense than boring real life sex with a woman

      They can be, but seeing real life nakedness for some raisin arouses me way more than pictures and video online. Despite me living with it for over a decade.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed also sage goes in the options field not the name field

        • 2 weeks ago
          Sage

          Sage goes in all fields
          Sage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, pretty much everyone that gets laid will tell you it's meh. The best part of sex is the physical intimacy - the skin contact, the embrace, the look on their face, etc. The actual sex part is just whatever. The actual orgasm part of sex only enhances the intimacy. The intimacy will always be the best 90% part. It's why I don't understand the concept of hookers. You miss all the best parts.

      The intimacy is much harder to acquire than the sex itself, too. It requires you to truly be excited about being with each other on an emotional level. I've banged 15 or 20 women. I don't know. But I only had real intimacy with 2 of them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick more women and you'll understand how worthless sex is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The best part of sex is the physical intimacy - the skin contact, the embrace, the look on their face, etc.
        yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro please stop you making me miss my ex lmaooo used to let me spit in her mouth and slap her and shit. The look on their face or when they grip your head when you frick them is so good.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well that was a fricking lie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. virgin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stop fricking trannies mario

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you know, you can't say that if you've only had sex with whales or not had sex at all

          Poles posters being the worst posters it's an absolute truth of NSFFW. I hope your "nation" is nuked to hell.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's because Poles on /misc/ are normal people not neets and losers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No such thing as a normal Pole. You still haven't apologized for your massacres in Danzig in 1939.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            never happened and we will do it again
            seethe & cope

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never happened, but it should have and it would be a good thing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never happened but you deserve(d) it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok, let's dissect that - you're arguing that "gooning" is better than sex with real women and you're saying that because I disagree, I'm making the trash post.
            Do you see the irony? Are you even Italian born? Usually Italians are pretty reasonable

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I made an argument but you're too much of a low IQ ape-slav to even read it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're "argument" contained no substance, so it had to be related to the posts you were replaying to.
            dumb ape
            also, you didn't answer my question, so I assume you're some immigrant monkey

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Define "better." Sex with women should feel much superior to any other sexual experience, in the same sense that wearing a condom should dull every coital sensation (or even makes the whole encounter painful).

            Yet, people are good at hijacking natural impulses to maximize pleasure artificially; therefore, jerking off CAN be more pleasurable than the penis-in-vegana sex that leads to procreation and that gave origin to the whole "sex feels good" mechanism in the first place.
            Hell, some men penetrate their own anuses to stimulate their prostate gland and achieve some pleasure from it-- that's a literal exploitation of the anatomical design.

            TL;DR: It shouldn't make sense, but it does.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's serious truth in this statement. Real life sex is very different than porn or pornified fantasies. Some people manage to live their fantasies but it's not common at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, some morons will probably interpret my post differently, but I have had plenty of sex with hot young women. And it is honestly not as fun and exciting as porn.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Porn has fricked up your dopamine receptors, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Sage

      Porn is fake and gay. Real sex with a real woman, not a troon or gay man gave me a real family. Porn=bad. Gay=bad, and many of them are pedos so 2x bad, plus they stick their pecker in poop and spread disease so 3x bad. It's really that simple. People these days seem really confused by the propaganda the homosexuals and woke spread. homosexuals should not subject others to their homosexualry. Ever. Captcha: raama4 so don't be raama lama brothers and sisters petrol belongs in a can

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamn that kitty is cute. If you want people to read your shit I advise to not post a kitty like that with it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/VsBWXzG.png

      The brutal irony of life is that breasts, ass, and sex looks better on a screen, that it does in real life. Gooning sessions are 10x more intense than boring real life sex with a woman

      You coomers need to stop watching porn and then you’ll have some intensity for real sex with women. They guy on screen is doing all the work for you, when you do it irl you’re boring and lifeless. Bring the fire and most women will match your energy level.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most coomers are so fried they don't know how to be exciting in bed and this is for anybody really. Yeah, it will lack the finesse of paid professionals who do this for show as a hobby but that's the point. Sex isn't meant to be precise, it's meant to be intense and sloppy.
      If you're concerned about being boring, it's a 2 way street. I say this as someone who has fully transitioned and had sex before and after. Be the excitement you want, if both of you wait for the other to make the move then it's boring. Women and men who are spineless which is to say most of both crave dominance and ambition. Being able to invoke dominant energy alone gets people to swoon for you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    DAM(LIFUR)

    is THIS the place i search for love?

    when my needles in me; a gift from above

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a disconnect between real sex and the (mostly male) attraction for visual stimuli. We evolved to be stimulated by visual sexual inputs in order to then crave and obtain real sex, but that stimuli were very primitive, the tribe woman moving her ass around the fire and not much more. Now these stimuli have taken an enormously complex path of layers upon layers of sexiness that will probably make these experiences way better than real sex for most of men in the next decades. Now this is probably true just for a minority of them.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woman

    The correct term is female hymen.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the thing i have noticed is average hotness is 7 of a porn star - 8's and higher are trophy wives who need not degrade themselves - anyone below a 7 simply does not get laid anymore becasue they can watch people hotter than them in porn.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > OP if he has had sex has only had it with some frigid c**t who just lays there
    Since getting girls normally is hard today... find a prostitute who is a BPD nymphomaniac.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know, you can't say that if you've only had sex with whales or not had sex at all

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what sometimes validates your claim: make-up, push-up bras and yoga pants sometimes alter a woman's body enormously.
    But ultimately sexual arousal shouldn't be rationalized because if you focus on the experience you won't nitpick. Not saying you should frick hambeasts, just make sure you don't assume instagram/photoshop/cgi is real life

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How fat was she?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest advantage of porn is that you don't smell what's happening

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really, you think so? Have you ever fricked a gorgeous blonde haired blue eyed cheerleader and beauty queen who's madly in love with you, only ever been with you and will do anything you tell her to do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well no but i’ve fricked some very pretty ladies and honestly it was uncomfortable because of the pressure. porn is pressure and anxiety free.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're feeling pressured while having sex it's all on you if I get to a point where I can have sex with a woman all pressure is gone. The pressure is before then.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I have. I got lucky as a kid and a beautiful blonde haired blue eyed girl became my neighbor. By the time we were teenagers she was my girlfriend and just drop dead gorgeous, captain of the cheerleading squad, homecoming queen, prom queen. I was infatuated with her, couldn't keep my hands of her. I never even looked at other females in high-school.

        We ran away after high-school to be together. The sex was great and none stop, since we no longer had to sneak around. We got married, and on the honeymoon all we did was frick for a week. To me the sex got better after marriage. I had always known I wanted to marry her. Then we started trying for kids, she was horny none stop. To me the sex while we were trying to get her pregnant was some of the best, just soft and close.

        After kids it did slow down for a while. We still liked sex together, but with three little kids it's hard. I jerked off to porn a few times then, soft core stuff really (I don't know how you guys watch porn with a guy's dick in it). But, I didn't like it, it wasn't her. And, not having her touch just ruined it. Eventually the kids got a little older and we got our bed back. Then we started playing light BDSM stuff, I'm really dominant and wanted to try it, but she was kinda leery about it. I started tying her up and spanking her some. Keeping her naked on a leash, she loved it. Now, most every night she wants me to "play with her" (dominate her).

        We've been having sex together for 27 years now, and it's just gotten better. It's definitely changed over the years, from dumb teenagers trying to figure things out, to just holding each other trying to make a baby, to her wearing a leash on her pussy for me. I've enjoyed all of it. I don't even think about porn.

        So, no, I do not like porn more than fricking my still beautiful wife who calls me master.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >File: Skærmbillede 2024-05-30 .png

    Sauce?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most people dont have sexual access to what they really want -- even if they're willing to pay. Compare vid related with what you can get as a hookup or prostitute. are prostitutes or hookups that are available to you even close in quality?

    that's the sad reality of life. israeli pornographers gget the best women and you don't.

    https://mat6tube.com/watch/-188707599_456242750

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno we should try and find out.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that's b******* you have 576 megapixels in your eyes so seeing a hot naked girl irl is 30 times better than seeing her on a gay screen like a cuck when she's fricked by a random feral Black person
    Let alone to touch and feel plus the oxytocin bursts swirling with high amounts of dopamine if you know her and love her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woah, the israelite watches blacked porn, who would have thought.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well I do enjoy watching your Aryan women being humiliated ngl

        • 2 weeks ago
          sage

          sure they are

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cope harder Yankee

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This anon knows.
    Had 3 long term realtionships in my life and it all gets boring after a few months.
    Now i rather jerk off real quick than have sweaty exhausting sex for an hour only to nut on someone.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No they aren't, you are just kept away from perfect jugs and outrageously busty teenagers

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex is meant to be an act of love between you and your missus you fricken internet addicted poofters

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this because of potential porn ban? This is an incredibly israeli topic.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can only have hot sex if you are hot.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's because you've only had sex with women who are not really into you and have no incentive nor interest to put in the effort. Porn IS real life when you have a chick who's in love with your wiener.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're doing it wrong

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gooBlack person
    Opinion discarded. Demoralization thread btw
    Sex is even better than on screen and anyone who has actually had sex will agree. Is sex as good as some say though? No but breasts and ass are still pretty great I always love playing with them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it isn't lmao
      I fricked the same girl many times after a long-ass period of virginity and it felt like shit. Frick society for tricking me into giving a shit.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well when gooning, you are idealizing someone as perfect and imagining sex in the best circumstances possible. In real life, stuff gets in the way so it's not possible to have perfect circumstances.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cooming inside a woman you actually are really into or love while banging her hard from behind is so much better than any porn that there aren't even words that can describe it, haven't experienced anything even close to that level of dopamine rush, jerking off is meh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true, cumming inside a woman you like/love is one of the best feelings I've personally felt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its a primal pleasure, makes you feel like an absolute animal, then its time to clean up though, everything is all sweaty and the sheets are all wet, after the horniness subsides the smell all of a sudden isn't that awesome anymore, never understood why women like to cuddle in all that mess so much and roll around in it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Meh I disagree I like cuddling and kissing after some passionate sex

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well if you like to roll around in cum, sweat and veganal fluids who am I to tell you not to enjoy it, you do you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks fin

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have a bed in my house more or less specifically for sex.
          It actually started not because of mess but because some of those really comfortable newer beds are not optimal for sex compared to older spring beds, absorb too much motion. Also good for mess though like if you frick a chick on her period. Can just take a shower after and go sleep in a different bed. Throw all that shit in the washing machine later. Just is like a guest room during normal times.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thats actually a perfect compromise, I need to look in to doing that too in the future, I just need a bigger apartment for a guest room

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Git gud gooner

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're talking out of your ass. Sex with a woman you love who loves you back is better than any gooning session.

    I hope you find her anon.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are danes like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's in their cuck blood

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they are just obsessed with sex, similar to germans
        they have breasts on buses for advertisements and a literal sex theme park

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's sad imagine ruining sex for yourself lmao couldn't be me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If i would be a kang i would have a fund just for prostitutes and i would make sure that at the end of the year all that money is spend.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would do it like drake and not like donald trump that spends a 130k for a ratched porn actress with fake breasts.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't have sex with a woman more than 3 times. I did go further than that once and it might have been 4 times but she was exceptionally fresh.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The brutal irony of life is that breasts, ass, and sex looks better on a screen, that it does in real life
    Holy shit

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well luckily for me I don't watch porn, I just jack off to the fantasy of raping israeli b***hes in a concentration camp

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real life sex is 80 percent touch 15% smell and 5% visuals+audio though. You've been fricked by the treachery of images

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10 year divorced, 3 gfs before that, can safely say some of my jerk-off sessions gave me the best orgasms, congratulations, you figured out the only thing females provide is about as good as your most mediocre things you can do alone, enjoy saving money, heart ache, head aches, and potentially never seeing your kids, paying alimony and child support, modern females are absolute trash tier items a man can waste his life on.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never been a basicbitvh tier breasts gay.
    Midrifs and legs is where its at.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. That is just adjunctive.
      breasts.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women kinda disgusting in real life. they are better on screen because of filters.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not if you know how to frick properly

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isn’t that crazy ??? i get off to erotica not even images just text !! i don’t get it either but the idea of being with an actual woman turns me off !! too annoying and unnecessary complications.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know your opinion with reddit spacing is valueless when a meme flag replies agreeing rofl

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In private, you can be as disgusting and pathetic as you like.
    There is no effort put aside to be impressive, no worries or fears.

    Just cooming. Just joyful, blissful, peaceful coom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never coom alone
      Always bring a gooning buddy

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex in real life is boring, sexting is pretty fun tbh. But holding a woman you love all night is king. I find it hard to sleep with a woman tossing and turning about with her head on my chest but it's worth it because of the warm soft energy they transfer to you

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of asexual propaganda in this thread is worrisome. I can’t tell if these posters are catholicucks aceggots or israelites.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gooning sessions are 10x more intense than boring real life sex with a woman
    Your libido is a means to an end. Same goes for your taste buds.
    For some reason, people understand that some tasty food can be unhealthy and what's so mouth-watering about it is artificial; but when you extend this to sexual acts, they lose their rational thinking!

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This and in addition to the existential dread and disassociation plapjak exemplifies, it also speaks to this. 90% of real women are gross.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spend teenage years fapping to breasts and ass so much that you wind up only getting horny for clothed women
    >"No no no put that dress on it makes me hard"
    >decide women's sections in clothing stores are the best porn because every woman's dressed
    >do all of this out of sheer unadulterated recalcitrance against the system and contempt for childish concepts such as female sovereignty and feminism
    The Pluto in Scorpio lifestyle.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ass
    homo.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    > Not Antonio Banderas

    Low quality bait mossad.

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