the goverment provides you with a wife

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's do it.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3dpd

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. American girls are way too butch for my tastes and most of their pussies stink since they all frick Black folk.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uncultured piece of shit, pic is weeb socially anxious derranged virgin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You ever touch grass?
        It’s ok to be into this shit but you really sperged out just now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stfu normalgay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thank you dude

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >a fricking leaf
          Go figure. Who else would solve a captcha for such an abhorrent post?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nerdy women are gigantic prostitutes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's perfect. I'm sold. Not even for the sex, just to have her around.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      truth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mating statistics and the briefest glance at restriction prostitutes on their escort profile supports the complete opposite of this. sorry Pritak

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >American girls
      Tomoko is Japanese nativeborn stock. Also her entire thing is being a sexless loser who never leaves the house

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You watch too much porn, actual statistics show nobody likes Black folk.
      you're post proves you're a homosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paco please

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >American gir-
      Leave NSFFW and never return

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Good thing happens to you
    >Buuuut... imagine a negligible and irrelevant drawback

    boring! post hard modes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd take big momma Hitlery, maybe she would even let me drink some infant blood and dronestrike someone.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tomoko is an awful human being, I would definitely enjoy her smelly, hairy armpits and bony body, but I don't think she'd be a good housewife.

    I'd have to treat her with too much violence and fear tactics to have a chance, I don't want this kind of life.

    Give me a nerd who actually enjoys her hobbies and has some genuine drive for her passions, not some approval-seeking bipolar moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wouldnt give konata any free time to enjoy her hobbies iykwim tbh senpai

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then she would probably try to shoehorn her hobbies into your alone time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Konata wouldn't get 5 seconds from my dick.
      They'd be no video game time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be plowing Konata on every piece of furniture in the house, the only downtime she'd have is for checking to see if she's pregnant yet

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YES, bonus if stinky

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is STINK

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        must inhale her stench

        I'd give a change, and a good sniff.

        >change
        chance*

        same

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she is STINK

          What is her issue anyways?
          She just crazy?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Very shy girl

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she wouldnt stink after she became my wife. she would finally feel happy and motivated to take a bath (with me sometimes) we would wash each others backs soaking in the tub then get out and shower.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Smelly girls are hot in concept alone. If she smells, odds are her oral hygiene is bad too. If her oral hygiene is bad, kissing is fricking disgusting.
        T. Fricked a smelly broad once.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    built for BWC

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here are your state mandated wives.
    We had extra, so you gotta take both.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would slamming these plaphogs motivate them to eat clean and lift or is there no fixing this
      asking for a friend of course

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mmmmm yummy!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i have always loved Kuroki. Although in real life its hard to find an awkward schizo shut-in girl thats attractive and isn't totally fricked in the head.

    I have accepted that Kuroki will only ever be a dream for me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that why we are talking about hypotheticals

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well yeah hypothetically i would pay money to have a kuroki waifu. i'd wash her and buy her snacks and video games and ecchi manga

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >black hair, green eyes
    and Marie's the name

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what gun sfx is that, i need it

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yeah. I'll take care of her

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*She*~~ cannot even reach the peephole. That's an ayy pretending to be a woman.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cartoons are not real, kys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminder

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Way too old

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Hitler Rick was Right

    Would!

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    many rapes for tomoko

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does she look nervous?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's always nervous around people

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd give a change, and a good sniff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >change
      chance*

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She can be fixed. She's a neurotic mess because she doesn't have an outgoing leader to force her into uncomfortable situations, but having her back. Really fricking simple. Women will follow if you lead effectively.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your state mandated gf bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is that a Klingon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was trying not to laugh, but oh shit, you got me, kek.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If only it was rebecca instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >splat

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already have a FT job.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she leaking burnt motor oil?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's supposed to be her shadow. The artist is just really bad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron artist couldn't even merge all shapes, turn into a form in illustrator to take her silhouette, cut it in half and apply perspective to the lower half on the ground and put the upper part on the wall, laziness that fits the thread

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean theres other problems too. The cane on the right would actually jam up the door and look at the right space outside the door, why would you have a door that opens outwards? Whoever made this image was a drooling moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are right anon, this image is a shitshow lmao imagine trying to open this door irl, looking from the outside perspective, you either go to the left, smack yourself in the face and get you cucked by the door, or you unlock it, go to the right and swing the damn thing open, you bet the pedo that drew this so intoxicated with adrenaline over this fake scenario he couldn't even think straight

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            tomoko is like 14 she is an adult

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Barely legal age here, and absolutely illegal in your country still, also, it's distasteful. I like females with a little more cachet, that savoir faire you can only find in the slightly older demographic of 18-22

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tattoos
            Yuck. Trash taste anon. There is absolutely no redeeming qualities that can save them from the damage of graffiti.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's the dick

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i dont care about the laws lmao ive had sex with a 15 year old. they are young adults and the law can suck on a shit log. they are old enough to drive they are old enough to marry they are adults

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            by that reasoning they are also old enough to choose to be trans, correct?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are you a troon? have a nice day

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            also the younger they are the better you can protect them from degeneracy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean the point of the post was an hypothetical scenario were tomoko was 18+, its more so the type of person than the person itself

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean theres other problems too. The cane on the right would actually jam up the door and look at the right space outside the door, why would you have a door that opens outwards? Whoever made this image was a drooling moron.

          this is why ai is replacing these people. maybe they're just bad lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not completely sure it wasn't AI generated.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If it weren't for ~~*art critics*~~ most of the current people employed in this market couldn't even pass this for a hobbyist's work

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish girls were as weird as tomoko irl

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tomoko gets a glowup later in the series, so let's help her get one

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you cope with knowing you will most likely never even meet a smelly Tomoko-esque girl in your life? This realization pains me every single day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did though.
      She was a short goth euro that was pretty much a ball of fat. She awkwardly lusted after one of my co-workers.
      Anyway, they do exist, it's just that the mental illness of our age comes with obesity rather than anorexia.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fat blobs don't have a gender

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fat blobs don't have a gender

        Would fat goth schizo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post-nut clarity will have you feeling like plapjak in no time

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In a perfect world the government would have some sort of 'Quality improvement of citizens' secretary, where they would match men and women so the offspring ends up better than the parents, this way we can control the infant production in the needs of society stabilizing the population bell

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, I can fix her.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did she pee herself?
    that's a good start.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Awnkward neet girls in real life are not anything close to Tomoko dumbass. They are all fat, uglya and unfrickeable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean ed norton and brad pitt were fricking this fugly b***h in Fight Club

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        helena bonham carter was an absolute babe

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're as delusional as Ed Norton and brad pitt

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Surely the "canadian" would be the one to frick anything with a pulse

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't take in squatters. It's not the money. It's the homosexual lawyers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexual
      now watch this lmao:

      https://rumble.com/v4uomzo-aids-the-judgement-of-god-full-documentary.html

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why haven't we killed every single american politician before they "Mandated government wives"?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kys pedo

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes because she is just like me

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As long as she is young, virgin, and healthy, then there is no problem.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They could give me practically any girl and I would frick it somehow. They could give me a 800-lb cow and she would stand up from her mobility scooter and sprint like a Kenyan to get away from me.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d be okay with a cartoon gf. My wife’d be pissed though.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tomoko
    hell frickin yeah imagine the hot sex with her and all the things she'd be willing to do

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No tail, GTFO fefail!

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people who think this will happen are definitely on some kind of social security income

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stare gives a gf
    >Plot twist: it's your flat chested fun sized virgin blood related sister
    Yes. SEXO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >State gives you nothing
      >Milei takes your food away for being socialist and sells at an auction to a foreigner
      >Englishman buys it for pennies and throws it to his dogs
      Yes, STARVING

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    be honest bros, whats the worst thing you would do to her?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    got anything more three dimensional?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, here's your state designated wife

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they gonna give me some money to compensate for having to take care of her?
    Because if not, hell no, it's a pain in the ass just to pay for myself.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First i show her where she can keep her things.
    Afterwords we will make dinner together.
    I teach her how to clean the dishes.
    I bring her to the bed and I ejaculate into her vegana four times that night.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      four times? you must be like 25

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pale skin, skinny
    >shaky
    id assume she was on meth or trying to rob me

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the catch?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are pathethic, all of you who seek something and can't get it, and expect it to just get gifted to you by the state or some other miracle.

    You have two choices: either improve yourself and your life, go out, work on your social skills and get a girlfriend, or be CONTENT with what you have and are right now and become a volunteer. There is nothing more pathethic than a man who runs after the carrot every day, imagining how his life would be with the carrot, but never thinking why he is running after it or why he never gets it.

    I never had this desire, maybe when I was 16-22. But I have grown out of this desire for female companionship because it doesn't matter, it will give you nothing, your life won't improve contrary to what you might believe. Life on this earth in it's essence is meaningless, overcome your animal instincts and live for you only and truly and stop chasing after something you can't or don't want to get, because you don't put in the work and change needed for it.

    TL;DR you don't need a GF, you need Jesus

    Once you tasted true and unconditional love like that by god, you will be lost chasing after instinct. I was an atheist for a long time, but God has shown himself to me in several ways in which I can't deny, and feeling his beautiful warmth of love and kindness and care is all a man needs in his life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >TL;DR you don't need a GF, you need Jesus
      And there it is. Why does every christcuck conversion story start like this?
      >I was a drug addict, then I became a christcuck
      >I was in prison
      >I was an alcoholic
      >I was suicidal
      >I was (see: "still am") an incel
      Why doesn't God ever show himself to those who are happy, stable, and successful? Why is it always failures, criminals, and mental cases? If God is really God for everyone, shouldn't he be reaching out to everyone? It kinda seems like the judeochristcuck god is only god of the untermensch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why doesn't God ever show himself to those who are happy, stable, and successful?

        He does, this is why people in faithful communities like the 7th day Adventists are happier, have a bigger social circle, live longer and alot of them are wealthy. Do you think if God didn't show themselves to them that they would continue to not eat meat? To go to church every Sunday?

        God is a gift by your parents and baptism, those wealthy and happy people today have it thanks to god and their grandfathers believing firmly in him.
        For people who are in the gutter, god shows them the same mercy as he shows the well of people, but they can do more with his mercy than the well off people. God saves those in need, those who truly want help.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you think if God didn't show themselves to them that they would continue to not eat meat? To go to church every Sunday?
          Absolutely. There are thousands of religions that people adhere to strictly. They can't all be true

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They are all true in a sense that they believe in a higher power, which for us is the Christian god, but for people who don't know Jesus or didn't grow up Christian, they all can experience god and his love, may it for them be Shiva or Buddha or whatever, all that matters is that they have the connection to the divine and feel it. God is just and will not judge these people for not knowing Jesus if they led a good life and had a relationship with the divine and tried not to sin.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It kinda seems like the judeochristcuck god is only god of the untermensch.
        Because those are the only people who will accept Him. He said that Himself.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will use her as a vessel for my genetic clones. I will raise them to be far superior than I in every way. stronger, smarter, more driven. Behold the superior human specimen deriven from my genetic material.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Petite virgin teen? I'm good with that.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop pulling at my heart strings.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I choose the man? What are the requirements here. How does girl distribution work out? Does girl distribution work in the same way of attractiveness?

    To breed more attractive people, they’d need good genes with good genes, right? So if you’re an ugly dude, you get an ugly GF, I assume.

    moron 80 IQ chuds will never be able to even think of how to make a system for “state enforced girlfriends.”

    Dumbest shit ever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine even considering this. Unconditional no.

      Men are being assigned gfs and you want the women to be able to choose? So much for le based femanon.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. I like The watamote protag.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >state mandated
    >anything
    "Hey kid wanna help me bomb a federal building?"

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