the real black pill is realizing women like our balls more than our penis. they just want our balls

the real black pill is realizing women like our balls more than our penis. they just want our balls

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is true.

    Women have thousands of options for devices and toys which can make them cum harder than a real human penis can. The balls make the cum, and from what I have been directly told my previous partners the concept of ejaculation is significantly more sexually thrilling than the actual penile penetration.

    Dildos are just all around the better option for women, they simply cannot get you pregnant or do any of the other things that the man attached to the penis can do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I WANT TO BE LIKED BECAUSE OF MY PENIS NOT BECAUSE OF MY BALLS

      WOMEN SUCK

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        unless you have a dildo quality penis

        > 6.5+ inches (in all reality if most women had the choice they would not ride anything smaller than 7-8 inches, as it requires a significantly above average wiener to allow them to orgasm from penetration alone)
        > Cut
        > No issues with erections
        > Visually pleasing in other ways

        Women will probably choose a dildo instead of you, unless you have something besides your dick that they want. They will ride your dick or lie to you about the quality of it if they want something else.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women SUCK wiener amirite haha 😀 well it doesn't look like they're sucking yours tho

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dildos are just all around the better option for women
      I guess for other girls but I think the idea of having the full experience of sex is better.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice try ball lover

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sure if wanting to be cummed in counts under that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ok thatx cute i cant insult this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i haven't had sex yet cause im saving myself for the right guy but i really want him to cum in me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this is quite lewd if i do say so myself

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            im well aware, i feel so weird thinking stuff so lewd, i hate it mostly

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            whatever you do dont think about bagina and cum

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but sometimes ill just get randomly horny

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            men get randomly horny every 30 minutes at a minimum. DEAL WITH IT.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >DEAL WITH IT.
            HOW DO YALL DEAL WITH THAT?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            we dont thats why we are sad all the time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh that sucks a lot, I only get horny a couple times a day though it's like extreme and my brain is just filled with wanting to breed with a guy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            seems kind of normal sex drive for a woman. a lot of women barely ever get horny, theres a lot of femanons here eho say they only get horny when theyre ovulating or something like that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh when ovulating it's worse lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >MUST BREED GIV BENIS IMMEDIATE

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this. in my whole experience i only get a message back or even a serious consideration to date whenever shes ovulating.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            *gets you pregnant*
            (it's twins)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i would want that if you weren't a rando lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We'd have plenty of time to get to know each other. I'm not having any bastard children. Ring shopping the same day you give me a positive pregnancy test. I'm having it framed and keeping it on my bookshelf. Right next to the shadowbox displaying the sheets with the stain of your popped cherry.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Okay that made me flustered

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon made me flustered then dipped, damn

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Blue walls

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've never thought about dildos as much as you anon. Most girls prefer sex you moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only because most have never had a dildo or had a dildo they actually enjoyed. There are plenty of testimonials online about how sex toys have ruined women's ability to enjoy natural sex, they are not hard to find.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are literally searching for people to tell you that dildos are better. You have mental illness and low self esteem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also hate to break it with ya but this is with masturbarion in general, sex is WAYYYY more about the emotional connection and roles and play than its about the physical pleasure

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone whos had a blowjob knows this is cap. They always forget the balls

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anon i hate to break it to you but i think you might have ugly balls

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cap. My balls are immaculate.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if they arent sucking the balls its because them shits are ugly as frick im sorry bro women are vicious with ball ratings

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    True, foids love balls

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My gf complains about my smell so I have to pretty much force her to do oral. I finally get a gf and she's defective.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same
      if I have a couple of beers she always says my dick tastes like beer
      she can only fit my head in her mouth
      not only that, but she also has vaginismus and doesn't want to do anal
      christ's fricking sake, you homosexuals made me fall for the virgin gf meme
      I want a refund already

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      take shower

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw big wiener (7.5x6) but visibly small balls
    Why
    Also bulges are a fricking scam. I literally have a 5 inch flaccid wiener, my friends make fun of it and call me donkey wiener, and yet my bulge is smaller than the average guy's because I have small balls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >call me donkey wiener
      How do they know?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women are deranged, they want fricking nut videos with sound on? Like they want to hear a guy whimper and moan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i refuse to moan unless a femanon calls
      me a good boy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its either that kind of subby moan or they like the dad grunts of satisfaction after they have done something exhaudting eg. done with work or blowing a thick fat load in her pussy

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dream man is one that lets me keep his in a jar <3

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