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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she has a distinct smell of brc (big red wiener)

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >women can tell if a man has erectile dysfunction

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We can tell when they fap by checking their social media,

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That would be literally every man on earth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i had sex but didnt jerk off. can wimmen tell the difference?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably. The pheromones you give off are likely slightly different. But to say they can "tell" might be a stretch. So much of this happens on an unconscious level, which is why there is a concept known as "female intuition". In reality it's just things women are picking up on an unconscious level and which is influencing their behaviour without really understanding it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that how porn addicted coomers cope?
      No, not all men jerk off, not all men watch porn, stop finding excuses you're acting like a women

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based spainsh bro. All my friends are coomers brainwashed on coomhun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *nearly all men.

        The percentage that don’t is probably pretty small.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not all men need porn to jack off. No-nut gays are spending all day trying to suppress their urge are pathetic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. low libido grandpa
        did your dick fall off yet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based, porn addicted coomer incels seething in replies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >That would be literally every man on earth
      And they know this too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not true, all men have wet dreams but not every man is a coomer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ive gone 3 months on no sex and nofap and have yet to have a wet dream

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's normal if you're not a teenager or fricking with your hormones with roids or something.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Last time I had a wet dream was when I was 12 and im 30 now. Literally, grow up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a large and growing proportion of men do not consume porn, nor do they jerk off.
      these men have sex with women, which you'd be able to do aswell if you sublimated sexual desire into the will to power through inner alchemy.
      it's not hard, like your porn addicted pecker.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >inner alchemy
        haha had me for a second lmao

        i jerk it all the time and still frick my wife and she still sucks my wiener and lets me nut in her mouth

        I have a greater sexual appetite than you loser beta males.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what you have just described is mostly sodomy.
          you've got sex devils in your brain anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >a growing portion of men are having sex
        The opposite of reality but being delusional simps is a British pastime

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is cope. A tiny subset of morons fall for propaganda each november, it's not a large group.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only men having sex are white men who are over 6ft2 minimum, with athletic physique and high social status. And also movie star/male model facial structure and hair. It's over for everyone else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Last time I jerk offd I was 25 years old. I am 28 years old now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >been masterbating for 3 years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i havent coomed in a month. I'm getting older 36....my test is probably in the dumps since I stopped working out due to injury

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        working out lowers testosterone

        • 1 month ago
          Based Leaf

          If you aren't all-natural, sure. If you provide test for your body then your body will stop producing it on it's own.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >working out lowers testosterone
          You are a fool

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Always can

            Any hard physical extertion lowers testosterone. Light movement is good for the lymph.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Long periods of exersion increase estrogen. But this means long distance running and stuff like that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but a lot of them are also fricking some b***h too.

      I've noticed this a lot actually. If I fricked the wife & go to the store or something, women are checking me out more. How do they know?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its about confidence they they crave it so they are always looking for it
        if you b***h out in front of a women you will be dead to them forever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because you smells the hormones your wife releases.
        These hormones impregnates on you and women can capture it. "This man just fricked a female".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Speak for yourself Black person.
      I radiate clean energy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As if they could smell anything past the garlic anyway.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Women are fricking dumb, and why would we ever take them seriously in this shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have never had sex and I'm 27 year old.. I have 0 smell to me.
      I have never even seen a woman naked ever in my life and I haven't even talked to one since I was around age 14.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        living the dream

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hit the gym and get some game before you blow the opportunity to enjoy living a real life.

        this is well intentioned advice.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm a troon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can smell when a woman is on her period, no bullshit. Smells vaguely of poo poo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, especially if you're around them a bunch. It's almost not even a smell like normal but more like the air around them is heavy and a little peppery.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, especially if you're around them a bunch. It's almost not even a smell like normal but more like the air around them is heavy and a little peppery.

      Keep a N95 handy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's hemoglobin. Menstrual blood is 10% blood, feces contains used up erythrocytes with heme groups absent the iron prosthetic group.

      >biologist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it smells like dookie but yeah they do have a consistent smell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same, can usually call it the day before too. More iron in their scent, like a metallic tang.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It smells various ways based on their ethnicity and even hair color. Shitskins do have a shit smell when they ovulate. A room full of women smells so fricking disgusting and idk if they even know. I also didn't develop this ability to smell their c**ts until I was like 25 or so. I think it actually has to do with how much I fap, because I lost it when I started fapping multiple times a week again...

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These are the dudes who failed penis inspection in school.
    L M F A O

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes. They inspect that your foreskin stretches properly. It won't if you don't regularly stretch it (by jerking off).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >foreskin
        >American shabbos goys
        >having foreskin

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They think penis inspection is a meme but it is just a white (also honorary) person thing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Foregen will regenerate the foreskins

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        newbie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          israelite or a mutilatedd mutt

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why does she care if I jerk offd or not? It's not like she gonna frick me anyway.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pure seething hatred of men with no sexual market value, duh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit someone actually figured it out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek. i rub one out after the gym on weekdays then stack bodies on the weekends

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It stems from Chimpanzee days when there was a dominant male and the low status males were driven to the periphery. This is what they mean by "ew" or "ick", you don't have to do anything wrong and they will literally hate you for completely trivial reasons, your fashion choices, the way you talks. In their mind "they make us feel bad, am I an emotional frick up? no, they must be in the wrong".

        And this feeds into other things. I had a woman coworker who was getting promoted to team leader because she was claiming credit for code I had written and of course the HR lady took her word over mine. I showed her the github archives and she was like "yeah, well, that doesn't change anything". I went over their heads to corporate, but their solution was to move me, because of course 2 screeching women are a lawsuit waiting to happen. As I was leaving they caught me one last time and gave me a sarcastic "byeeeee ;)" but a bonus and the knowledge the quality of their code would drop like a sack of potatoes and this incident was a lowkey black mark on their records cooled me.

        Feminists of course do nothing but try to validate their feelings rather than question them, like men are asked to do all the time, there is no reasoning with these people. We are quite literally heading to a creepy dystopia where it is acceptable to socially ostracize most of the male population and we are told it is for "social justice".

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So that Webm means that HR person is admitting HR is made up of glowies?
          Interesting.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Women really do destroy the workplace with their hen-peckery, status-seeking and worst of all their absolutely ridiculous and embarrassing ideas about sucking up to the 'Alpha' and treating all 'Beta' like cucks.

          Eventually men will put an end to it one way or another because its so immoral.

          Ditto with blacks and their ridiculous and gay Kangism performances.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why does she care if I jerk offd or not? It's not like she gonna frick me anyway.

        They have a problem with men who have hobbies because they want every man's attention and cannot stand that if a man isn't like them and obsessed with sex and mass orgies. If a man isn't ensnared in the seething shitpot of drama that is their lives and therefore OUTSIDE OF THEIR MANIPULATION AND CONTROL it drives them up the wall.

        Its a power and control and infinite options thing so those kinds of women have a problem with a man giving his attention to something else because they want + NEED your attention for when they get done with the mass orgie and know who are the types of men who can actually hold ground on the long-term--they know Uberchad and Pookie are going to wash their d#cks and move on.

        If they don't have everyone's attention then it reduces options when they get thrown off the carousel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Deflection. The odor is coming from the semen soup dripping out of multiple holes from the multiple men who fricked her over that week. She's just blaming the nearest unattractive man when she catches a whiff of her own snatch.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These are the same "people" who, if they are to be believed, can't even sniff out an epidemic of rapists.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every woman who has ever had an abortion has a distinct smell to them, men an tell and women don't even know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      checkum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know about this one but I can tell if a woman uses the pill, they hit the wall early and look like men

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i always associated the pill with a bloated face
        like when a girl isn't even overweight but somehow her face is puffy and greasy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i don't know about this one but I can tell if a woman uses the pill, they hit the wall early and look like men
        I think, It might be true

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unless they got vaxxed.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Can smell that I jerked off 7 days ago
    >Cannot smell that Jaquarious is going to murder her and/or make her a single mom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      women things.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Cannot smell that Jaquarious is going to murder her and/or make her a single mom
      They knew it and it get them horny

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        true, women like alpha behavior

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          women only exist in your brain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This image misinterprets Christianity. In fact, for ~~*some reason*~~, it follows the leftist revisionist version of Christianity, which is "let's all be simpering fools", instead of the de fact Christianity that built 1700 years of western civilization that involved giving beggars a few coins but putting the sword to anyone who tried to take what was yours.

        I wonder why ~~*someone*~~ would intentionally misrepresent Christianity like that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          English teacher take. Go back to your home country weeb.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Found the rabbi

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Found the israelite

        • 1 month ago
          Based Leaf

          truth
          only israelites will seethe at this post

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're a poo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That christianity of yours never existed, election tourist.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People can not discern between judeo-political Churchianity (Zionism) and Biblical Christianity.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Frick Mike Bickle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    sage

    >SCHIZO_FREQ
    Wow, I'm really convinced that's a woman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a woman named Lukas and she has a beautifully deep voice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Harkon Lukas?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women pretend to be these hyper eugenic all knowing superior beings when so many of them opt for complete degenerates? Chicks who post things like this 100% would take a tattooed jobless meth head over a level headed accountant.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even worse are the men who believe them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Women will always opt for the sexy bad boy over some frickin nerd
      Wow where can I can subscribe to your newsletter?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Post roast beef flaps

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You called me out, you must be a woman reeee
          The absolute STATE of nu/pol/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's just the way you talk

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You mean cow tongues.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Their "selection" is lagging behind in evolution exacerbated by technology and increased fitness of intelligence in modern day but it doesnt register to them because the female reproductive evolutionary psychology is lagging badly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its probably not gonna change tbqh
        Traditional biofemales are unironically being replaced with twinks femboys and hrt traps who have a higher pairing value with men

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's because you guys are actually worth less than degenerates who have agency in life. That's what frustrates you. Yes, Tyrone and Chad who just got out of prison is still more valuable then misanthropic troglodytes or weak beta ass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eugenics would only apply for women actually making babies. How can sportf--king for pleasure have ANYTHING to do with Eugenics?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for the info, from now on i'll make sure to rub one out every day before going to work, then get close to as much female coworkers as i can

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No they don't. Women don't have these animal superpowers like PUAs and other grifters claim. They spend 99% of the day completely oblivious to anything around them.

    Just observe a woman walking around in public. She has her earbuds in, nose pressed to her phone, not aware of anything. And they claim they are always afraid of being raped in public, what a complete lie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They are hardly aware that they exist, and don't often if ever ponder reality beyond their current situation and NOW. Do you really think most women care that we're floating on a rock in a universe bigger than we can imagine, or about our past 30,000 years? No, they only think about makeup, sex, and money. They cannot live without at least 2 of these 3.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They don't think about anything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They have main character syndrome; they think they are the center of the universe and nothing bad will happen to them

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i purposely will jerk off before i go out to have that scent. let’s women know i am virile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I might change my sock.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every woman who fricks Black folk has a distinct look to men...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A black eye.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do they also realize we don't care what they think?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally every man

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an autist and can smell when girls are on the rag.
    Ngl it's messed me up a bit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There was one like that who got into the back of a car with a skirt on when I was in highschool. Had no panties on and was a terrible smell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me too

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so does she like the smell or not?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a distinct smell
    can she imagine it ?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    memeflag, screencap, no effort

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, just be sure to wash after, if you decide to shock the monkey.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Has nothing to do with masturbation
    If you are on semen retention your pheromones are addictive to women
    Everyone knows that already but it won't make an ugly manlet attractive if he stops ejaculating

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    finna crank my shit 3x a day, stenchmaxx

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    women really don't wanna hear what they all smell like to us

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should see all the women who wear their pajamas to the shops. The fricking STINK. If I can smell your mucky fanny 5 feet away through your clothes, that's an issue.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When women start plopping down in a indoor area it will develop a haze in the air like a thick dank fog. I always keep a surgical mask on me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women wear nothing but sweat pants and pajamas everywhere now. It's gross. Even to college and school.
        These days everyone is the scrubby kid we made fun of

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, modern women have no instincts, amongst other, birth control completely derails their natural behaviour.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they can smell your lingering sperm

    some of you eat poorly and it makes your cum smell bad. I personally make sure my wife can smell it, so she knows I don't need her b***h ass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women are attracted to filth, death, and stink. It signals to them their purpose to bring up new life out of death and nothingness. Hygiene is created for men, not women. Find truth in silence.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No shit moron
    You're just finding this out now?

    t. parent
    when your kids hit 12... hoo boy

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think they're confusing normal guys with graphic videos game t wearing guys who blast on their shirt, dab it with a paper towel, and go outside with it on

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't shower or wipe, the women can't bypass my camouflage.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Utter nonsense

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never wash my dick after jacking off. I want women to know. I'm basically smell raping them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy my olfactory rape.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    O shit.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How would it smell different than actually having sex?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sex has a heavy odor associated with it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because only 30% of young men reported having sex in the last year, extrapolate this to an abysmally small x percent of young men having sex in the last 24 hours, and it’s not you chud.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I had sex one time last year sucks for you losers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sex and masturbation are the same
      Small brain take tbh
      Just one example:
      >Using data from three studies of men and women engaging in masturbation or penile-veganal intercourse to orgasm in the laboratory, we report that for both sexes (adjusted for prolactin changes in a non-sexual control condition), the magnitude of prolactin increase following intercourse is 400% greater than that following masturbation.
      https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16095799/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the magnitude of prolactin increase following intercourse is 400% greater than that following masturbation
        >Prolactin is a regulator of neurogenesis. PRL receptors are expressed in the SVZ and the hippocampus (46–48). Initial evidence of the relationship between PRL and neurogenesis has been reported by studies showing an increase in neurogenesis in the SVZ of pregnant females.
        https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4811943/#:~:text=Prolactin%20is%20a%20regulator%20of,the%20SVZ%20of%20pregnant%20females.
        So can i have my fried neurons by drugs back? Do i only need to jerk off and frick prostitutes?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do masturbation vs. receiving a handjob.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Prolactin crashes testosterone. This would mean sex is way worse then fapping in that regard. Is nofap a lie then?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          prolactin does a lot of things. it's a bonding hormone, cuddling after sex increases the pair bond.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the smell of 'woman' on your dick a few hours after is something else entirely, it smells completely different.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how did you manage to bend down to smell it
        are you marilyn manson

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I love the smell of my dick and hall sweat, it’s intoxicating, girls love it too, they lick my whole ballsack and taint and butthole. My wiener smells so good.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why does my sweat in the inner crease of my thigh next to my scrotum smell just like the stench of taco bell? Makes me think the smell of taco bell was really those fastfood workers rubbing their filth on the food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because the acidity of the veganal fluid soaks into the penis and any fluids on the penis neutralizing the alkaline semen with the veganal acid, forming a smell that is different and signals proper intercourse.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok, and men can tell you aren't virginal by your crazy eyes and repulsive behaviour. what now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "The thousand wiener stare"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What I detest is women who come to workplaces and take out their adverse behavior upon me on behalf of their dysfunctional relationship with their husband. I always tell them, "How is your husband doing, with a stern look, then walk away".

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do they know if you jerk offd to ai porn of them?? Asking for a friend….

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What about within the last 5 minutes? Can you tell I just spanked one out right before our meeting? I've often wondered this

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All these prostitutes are on birth control.
    Their hormonal attraction is out of whack.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      control
      if she’s on it, she’s under the influence of globohomo

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Women are ultrasensitive sex machines
    I knew

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I also have a sense of distinct smell when a woman fricks a Black person...and it stinks.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When women don't wash their ass their pussy stinks and none of them realize we can tell.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kek I doubt you could satisfy me prostitute, i would have to have a wank as you tapped out

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i used to jerk off before school and girls would still flirt with me so this is cap

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but at the very least (assuming this post is real) you were a higher value male than most of the posters on /misc/.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its true you know, they instantly know when you are a coomer. So Stop doing it you goon

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All the good looking women who would make good wives and mothers are taken in high school and college the latest. Whatever remains is taken shortly after they enter the workforce. There exist very few good looking (6 and above) women that are single and have a good heart, are modest, raised in a decent family, soft spoken and pretty. The window of opportunity when they are single is very very narrow. If you don't frequent their circles or the events they attend you have no chance of meeting them. Women also don't go anywhere alone, so whatever hobbies women have or events they attend it is done with their husband or boyfriend and if they are single with their groups of friends.
    Boomers and gen-x are throwing money at young pussy like never before, we are talking boat trips, exotic trips, paying their rent and bills, buying them clothes, trips to beauty salons, etc. Many of them have net worths in the millions. Just look at all those modelling agencies and realize how many pretty girls are being baited to frick the rich and upper class.
    Then there are chad millennials and chad zoomers who get their first pick at all the young pussy.
    Then at the end of the line there is you anon, the average nobody with no money, no charisma, no looks, no social circle, no experiences and no toys.

    tldr; single good looking young women don't really exist except in very niche places where men without social circles (loners) can't get in to

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How many threads are you going to post this demoralization pasta into, israelite?
      This is the 4th thread I’ve seen it in since yesterday.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think she's right. I rub it all over my belly and I have no doubt everyone can smell it. People can probably also smell it on all the door handles I touch.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Add it to the list of moronic shit women say. It's getting pretty long.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what women think.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's right, smell my semen, b***h

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's impossible, I brush my semen of my teeth

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good that means I know how to get rid of women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NO you need to wash with soap and warm water then wait 24 hours before they leave you alone. It will attract them.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing I'm not a disgusting coomer anymore. You all shouldn't be jacking it off anyway. This smell thing might be the least of your worries.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She probably means lotion smell... or maybe cum. Men if you do jack off please don't be gross and wash your hands for goodness sakes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    real talk though you can smell cum on you for about 2 days afterwards, wash it off or it will be somewhat noticeable, you can even smell it yourself sometimes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The exact same smell will eminate from my junk if I don't jack off until I go past the threshold where my testosterone drops because sexual arousal is no longer a part of my life

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    women clearly can't smell shit judging by the overdose amount of perfume and hair spray they put on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      most women smell bitter because of all the medicine they take

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have been chaste and celibate since September of 2019.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      future pedo right there

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Go back

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          frick off christBlack person zogbot golem

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women haven't liked me since high school, like I care if they can smell that I recently cranked one out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i never had a problem getting pussy, maybe care more about yourself and less about some fricking wet hole in clown makeup and they'll chase you instead

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i realize i just dont care.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We can tell if your hymens torn. That shame never goes away no matter how hard you try to fill that hole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Always can

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can smell when women are on their period. We can tell.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Women
    This is literally a satire account

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have trouble attracting and/or keeping a woman? Has this disability caused you to hate the opposite sex? The following boards are full of people like you who share your interests and posting habits!

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  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They know they can't manipulate a man that's not desperate for their c**t.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fubuki sex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sex friend

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If your chad you can jerk off on their face and they cant tell!!
    Women are this complicated

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't jerk offd in 4 years.
    That's mah secret!

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off slag. Women can't even smell 7 shit skins in a room ready to rape them. The friendly smiles = sweet. The getting closer = so friendly. The grooping = so cultural. The Raping = How??? Women know shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Women
      This is literally a satire account

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's a satire account? So what you r*ddit homosexual. Satire is born out of truth you spastic.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll bet this broad believes in astrology, soul mates and abortion.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off back to brit /misc/ you c**t

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    neat. how does it smell?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mine smells unvaxxed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated comment. This should be a point of advertisement if anything we should jerk off more lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the diet but mine smells like bleach but not that aggressive

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I literally don't care about women.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Truth: they cant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They can only smell if you ejaculate in a room you dont ventilate for too long. If you do it multiple times a day and dont properly clean up the stench stays

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, they smell like creeps.

    When humans lived outside of ultra-domestication, back when we lived in the wild, males never jerked off. They were too busy. Plus, humans were pair bonded for life back then. Pair bonded humans have no need to jerk off.
    Back then, males were taught how to control their lust & be strong against seduction. Not any more. Men have been intentionally weakened.

    • 1 month ago
      Based Leaf

      Feels true.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >back when harems and full blown betas exist everyone pair bonded
      kek

      • 1 month ago
        Based Leaf

        If you're beta you don't deserve to breed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Define beta in the modern world

          • 1 month ago
            Based Leaf

            beta male; a pussy that lets people walk all over him and doesn't stand up for himself or take risks.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Very vague; what you define as "sensible" risk might be seen as moronic by others. Considering the state of our governments everyone who is not a terrorist could be seen as beta

          • 1 month ago
            Based Leaf

            Didn't read. You asked and I answered.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro monkeys and great apes beat off too, if we did it, and they do it our ancestors almost certainly did too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >egypt mythology has storys of one god wanking obto the other gods salad 5000 years ago
      >TOUCHING YOURSELF IS A INVENTION OF THE 21ST CENTURY

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most "trad" larpers have no idea how the world really was. To them, we were the garden of Eden until the 19th or 20th century

        • 1 month ago
          Based Leaf

          lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's the vibe I have gotten from the vast majority of "VGH THE OCCIDENT HAS FALLEN" gays

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Those morons also think multi generation homes are some communist invention and Ulrik the farmer in 14th century sweden left his home at 18 to go live allone.
          You shouldnt be a coomer but the idea that people were celibate monks up until the tv was invented is so moronic. Theres porn in Pompeii

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I know, I've read insane things from mindbroken coomers and terminally online doomers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The definition of armchair evolutionary psychology in this post lmao. I bet you really think you're an intellectual for coming up with that load of shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like the loss of pairbonding is the major problem. Which is womens' fault.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ask a woman what she means by creepy or what creepy means and she probably won't give an answer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women change their mind minute by minute. There's no pleasing them.
        They'll beg for Starbucks and then the rest of the day complaining about it.
        Then beg for it the next day

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          women dont have minds just R.A.M. that is built on their surroundings that cant hold memory when the power is cut

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dogs aren't the only ones that have their b***hes sniffing bottoms

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >women are magic and can smell the difference between cooming and having sex
    >women can't figure out the guy with face tattoos, felonies, no job, and an addiction might be abusive

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Admits how no-fap can work
    It's weird because you consider it off putting but it's a sign the dude isn't getting any and is factually sexually active while available.

    It was in the 2000s people were literally online talking about female orgasms and g-spots like it didn't exist before and then before you know it girls are avoiding fappers, no-fap is a meme to circumvent that nature, and the end time girls are avoiding the juicy boys they wanted. It's okay, I stopped caring and even though I broke my v-card I became a wizard anyways and would rather grow my power than waste it on a bawd.

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    with that fricking nose she can tell i'm sure
    what a goddamn schnozz

  81. 1 month ago
    Breakroom

    Oh, my wife can definitely tell.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    99% of humanity jerk offs, who cares? I can look at anyone man or woman and decide they jerk off. it's not really something that needs attention though, unless you have a mental illness

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are women so fricking stupid?

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    every woman who had an abortion has a distinct look in their eyes, and none of them realise that we can all tell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i thought it was the wind wailing from the cavern between their legs during long strides, but i see now its the cries of the dead children they have damned, wailing in pain.

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >masturbation releases an undetectable smell, distinct from standard sex/foreplay, that lingers on a man for an entire week
    I'm glad there is finally a female analog for the guy dumbthought of 'women who have sex with 20 different guys one time each over the course of a year have blown out meat curtain pussies, versus a girl who has sex with the same guy 200 times in a year will keep her perfect innie pussy lips'

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women are cum demons! They know when a man is full or cum depleted.

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she means weed lololol

    if they could smell that the whole world would know about it 5 seconds later

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    women are freaks and were a mistake

    i love the antichrist

    allahu akbar

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know they know. The thing is, I don't care.

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody tell her that 99% of post-pubescent men jerk offd in the last week

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fricked my wife last night and still jacked off this morning.
      It's better to be a depraved coomer who still gets laid than a chaste semen retainer who women don't look at anyway.
      Incels in this thread pretending they have options.

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know. It's why i never fap before going out on the town. Pheromones are a real thing.

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry gals, I'm taking a shower after that

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >within the last week
    I have fapped every day since I was probably 13, excluding big chunks of bootcamp, deployments, hunting trips, shit like that.
    I am married.
    We frick often.
    I still jack off every day. Sometimes more than once.
    Pretty sure this would have been brought to my attention by now.

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've know this for 3 decades ex wife always knew. I lied about it like a gay and she finally out of disgust for my lies, told me I can smell your cum. Really weird having this memory. She was an incredible sexual partner. Terrible all around otherwise.

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its probably true to some extent.
    I don't want to fap but what am I supposed to do, I can't even get a gf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do men need to fap to survive?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How do you not know? Are you saying your not a man?
        Please redeem

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Your body dies, when you don't jerk off within the next 24 hours?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No. You just walk around with a boner all day and feel a little rapey, then cum in your pants while your sleeping

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He talked to so much and did all that to protect his genitals from a prostitute in the house, now he flushs it in a kleenex down the toilet and now has no need for her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lord give us internet so we do not get trapped in 18 yrs of child support and legal fee's Lord.

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hallway sound
    >incel smell
    what else?

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Incorrect. I smell like fish all the time as I cook fish most of the time. Women hate it, I get to go through life smelling like a pimp to men. All is right with the world.

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    based
    my anti thot stink his so powerful i have never kissed or touched a stupid thot
    my virginity will give me ungodly powers
    i am dangerous
    i am the incel

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if a b***h jerk off me ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We call that a jolly handful here in the States

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    memes aside your semen smells to other people and women do notice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They can smell it if you don't take a shower and literally have dried cum on you. Also jerking off gives you soi-face so they can tell that way. High I Q men also know

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this b***h is just reading the incel forums and then selling their talking points back to them

    tale as old as social media

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta be something like 95% of men who have jerk offd in the last week at any time. Even if they’re not jerking off to pornography, wet dreams are a thing that happen regularly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wet dreams and the need to expel semen through masturbation is from eating a inflammatory diet, spicy food, irritants, fiber (which ferments in the gut creating constipation, heat, acidity, and bulk pressure on prostate inducing unnatural erection)...

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And?

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's gulped so much semen she's honed in on the most microscopic scent of it and has developed a third eye for signs of jizz.
    A true semen demon.

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My manager at works flirts with me on days that I jerk off before work so maybe they can tell.

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is so not fricking true and any woman who says this constantly has her face in dick to be such a semen smeller expert

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This was actually written by a woman. Figured it was about what you said it was.

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah, she can smell that I jacked off 4 days ago, but not that I have fricked her sister, best friend, and mother since.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boom. Such true. I even got the grandma!

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a companion should not define you. Once you come to terms with this, make money and just get a trophy to have kids with later

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just to be clear, are we limiting this discussion to "front hole women" only ?

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's just my natural smell then so they wouldn't notice

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be paranoid of my fake intuition so you’ll make bad decisions in front of me so I can disqualify you
    Women

  112. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >distinct smell
    Truth. Unless they shower, they smell like cum and balls.

  113. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't wear deodorant or anti perspirant or cologne . Let your natural scent out. It works to attract women

  114. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure this is a joke but women are stupid so idk

  115. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    another thing, I loved someone to a debilitating level and lost. Its not fun, just worry about your own success. Love is as dangerous as hate

  116. 1 month ago
    Sage

    That's why I jacked off yesterday: it's still 6 mote days until I see my crush. I can even wait an extra day to see her just to be safe. Also, I will shower that day.

  117. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Funny considering they get surprised by their own period blood.
    Yet men can smell blood from about 200 ft and can smell fire from well over 2km

  118. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How can the woman tell the difference between masturbation, sex, wet dream, etc.?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can smell if someone has a sex stench.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they cannot its pure cope

  119. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The women know.
    good!
    I want them to know that I would rather frick my own hand than them

  120. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you believe this, you deserve to suffer in life

  121. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ah yes just like we can smell the desperation on every woman smashing into the wall at mach 30
    and lets be honest you might be able to smell it if i jerk off more than once and also dont shower
    yet somehow most of these women barely maintain their fricking pussys
    protip gents acidic veganas will not bear you sons

  122. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I litteraly master bated in front of my wife while she sat on the couch and played a video game. This shit is bs and demoralizing.

  123. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol!!! imagine women knowing that men rather jerk off than deal with them and them getting ready for 3 hours to go to a club looking all cute only to no man paying attention to them and reeking of mastrubatoin, she then goes back home alone and makes tiktok videos how no man approached her the entire night and how it's hard to find a boyfriend 😀

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they go out in hope of finding their romantic love and the guy is just jerking at troony porn meanwhile

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