There is no such thing as a "surprise pregnancy".

There is no such thing as a "surprise pregnancy". You let a man ejaculate inside your vegana, you accept the natural consequences. I once heard some roastie bawd on twitter say "Consent to sex is not consent to the consequences" yes it fricking is you dumb prostitute, you're the people constantly saying "Frick around and find out".

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is pharma company propaganda. Take our drug and u will get pregnant!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OR MAYBE NOT BEING A FAT FRICK HELPS...YOU KNOW HOW MANY FAT FRICKS CAN'T HAVE A BABY?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hpoe it works, I am almost 10 x on nvo

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She thought she was infertile, it came as a surprise because she thought she couldn’t have babies. She was trying, what is this crack head mentality that you have going on here dude?

    Fatties are losing weight due to Ozempic and it’s helping them get laid more often and helping other aspects of their health that lead to greater chances of pregnancy. homie can you read? Do you know what context clues are?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >homie can you read? Do you know what context clues are?
      Where do you think we are?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love cumming in veganas so much bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its really fun but mouths and anuses feel good too (womens only btw)

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red pill me on Ozempic. My boomer uncle has been taking it and he is losing weight. Apparently it makes you shit more.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He will get cancer from it within 10 years. He will also look gaunt which will never go away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am taking it and the weight is flying off of me. My shitting is fine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Right? The anti-Ozempic shills in these threads crack me up, I'm convinced they're paid by competing pharma companies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >competing pharma companies
          Ozempic is still under patent protection until 2031. There is nothing else like it. There is no direct competition.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's tons of competition for drugs that work in a similar manner. Mounjaro/Zepbound is actually more effective than Ozempic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Ozempic is targeted for diabetics. The main ingredient in Ozempic is semaglutide. I don't know too much about ozempic, I do know about Wegovy, which is also Semaglutide. No food cravings, and a large meal makes me sick. I can't say anything about diarrhea, as wegovy seems to actually clog me up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ozempic and wegovy are the exact same thing. insurance companies demanded 2 different product names so they can segregate how much they pay different rates for each use. Ozempic for the beetus. Wegovy for the fatties.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a good thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you really need one more half mexican

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ozempic destroys the stomach to the point as soon as you eat or drink you have diarrhea and your stomach can't absorb nutrients, its german israelites creating a whole new problem for a whole new solution

    and fat moronic Americans are the guinea pig, these babies will mostly likely be fricked up and die early or live entirely of eating goyslop through their veins

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if there legit was a pill you could take that made you pregnant. What would happen to society?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What would happen to society?
      Population would shrink

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look. The sincere smile of a BLACK QUEEN who has secured her White lord.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a man isn't it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the only attractive black woman is fake with the whitest features ever, no giant Black person ape nose, and straight beautiful hair
      kek

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Android 11 was the last good one

    I literally dont understand how "accidental pregnancy" happen. How can a guy finish inside a pussy and then call it an accident? Is the girl unaware that the guy just came inside her?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Surprise pregnancies
    Surprise, your a dumb c**t

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a wild hog suddenly becomes attractive and becomes pregnanant
    is that the mechanism of action?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are white men gonna realize cumming in veganas is the way to make babies? Just fricking do it to any girl you like and see where it goes. You don't have to already be married, very few that have kids together are when the pregnancy occurs. I'm not legally marrying my wife anyway, I'm gonna have her collect WIC/EBT under her parents address.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I started taking it cause I heard it can help you get off the alcohol israelite. No desire to drink. No desire to eat. No desire to jerk off. Dont feel like watching shit on tv. It's like fricking depression in a syringe.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're grossly overweight it makes it difficult to get pregnant, mostly because you're extremely unhealthy and your system ain't working right. Fatties are surprised once they're healthy they're fertile again. Because on the whole fat people are also dumb people. I mean, look what they did to themselves in the first place.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      their body is so fat it just eats the baby

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      their body is so fat it just eats the baby

      She thought she was infertile, it came as a surprise because she thought she couldn’t have babies. She was trying, what is this crack head mentality that you have going on here dude?

      Fatties are losing weight due to Ozempic and it’s helping them get laid more often and helping other aspects of their health that lead to greater chances of pregnancy. homie can you read? Do you know what context clues are?

      Greetings, homosexuals. It's actually because of the following reasons:
      1. Extreme amounts of fat lead to a buildup of estrogen, which in turn fricks up the menstrual cycle.
      2. The excess of estrogen in these fat c**ts cause the uterine wall to grow too thick for a fertilized egg to properly attach itself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for the explanation, Dr. Gay.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if only you knew how bad things really are

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Le 25% mistake!

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to create beautiful mutt kids. God bless muttmerica!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know literally nothing about the female reproductive cycle.
    When is it safe to nut inside a vegana without protection?
    Safe as in, no pregnancy.
    Also, how exactly do condoms “fail” if the sperms can’t perforate the condom?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      During/right after her period. Women can only get pregnant for a few days before their periods when they ovulate, but sperm can hang around for a few days so it's not exact.
      Condoms fail when they get stretched too much or someone pokes a hole in them, or when the guy doesn't use it properly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They ovulate a few days after they bleed. Think of ovulation as like a 2 day walk to the exit for the egg. You gotta hit that egg on it way to the door so it can embed itself in the wall of the foyer (metaphor stretched beyond reason). Any other time your semen has nothing to fertilize. But come can live for a few days or something so there is some weird overlap thing that can happen.
      Condoms can bust if they are too tight or put on wrong or just shitty. Condoms are terrible and you shouldn't use them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People use the rhythm method, in which they keep track of the woman's ovulation cycle. For about 3 week after menses (and I suppose during her period but I'm not gonna do that while she's bleeding) you have a relatively good chance of not getting her pregnant. Gotta keep up on tracking it though or else you're gonna have a mini-me bobbing around in less than a year after.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pregnant right now and just found out I am 8 months pregnant. I had no idea

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the only fertile women left are pachyderms
    Willendorf's Venus shit

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I once heard some roastie bawd on twitter say

    Imagine being an adult male and saying these words. You are such a massive homosexual failure holy frick lol

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe no one at that photoshoot realised he isn't looking at the camera. explains why they're surprised by pregnancy

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now she fat again

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What race is that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Race into the abyss

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder the market for weight-loss drugs is massive [like the people who take them].
    Novo Nordisk and Eli Lilly are the two pharmacutical companies which control the market.
    They both put a lot of money into churning out propaganda in the media to get people to take them.
    Novo Nordisk pays money to Chinese scientists to produce fake studies.
    Eli Lilly produced OPs slightly more subtle propaganda.
    There are lots of fat childless women over 30.
    This plays on both of these weaknesses.
    >take our drug Mounjara and you will lose weight!
    >Bonus! it will also make you more attractive and give you a child as well!
    Every media article about weight-loss drugs is essentially bullshit

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay Muhammad

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