This is literally a pussy delivery app

Why aren't you guys on it?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jazzy is the obvious choice here, brother.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Idk Kayla is kinda cute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like 14 year olds sitting at mom and dads house bored.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day chad homosexual. Get the frick off this board.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only for chads. Kys moron.

      OP is actually a 5'2 indian janitor so you can do the same anons

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Proofs or you're a lying homosexual

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because, chadrick von thunderwiener, my experience is more like
    >hiiii
    >three nanoseconds pass
    >unmatched

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hope it's the b***h saying that, otherwise I think I've found your problem

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's bumble so obviously it's the b***h

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't used bumble. Yeah sorry anon but you're probably just ugly, or come across as a moron in your bio

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why the frick would someone swipe right on me and then send a message in that case, you fricking moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There is no reason to, women are just fricking moronic.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only for chads. Kys moron.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    show your profile moron i want to see how you did it

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Normie pussy is revolting, only the finest autistic and most based white European pussy for me thanks. Normals need not apply.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >only the finest autistic and most based white European pussy for me thanks

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Chad infiltrating my safe space :~~*

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's great homosexual. If I ever see you in real life I will bloody you with a crowbar. No more matches after that Black person.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fr I hope more incels start doing acid attacks on chads/stacies, disfigure them into oblivion, look at london you can do that shit in a driveby and get away with it tbh tbh tbh

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I use bumble and I make sure any men I match with are confirmed at least six feet tall, I wont be ashamed of my preferences. I deserve a man who can make me feel protected.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you are unironically far more evil than hitler

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bait used to be believable heres a (you)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, that sounds perfectly reasonable to me

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you chadfishers never show your fricking profiles if you're so confident that these apps work?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can just tell you my stats. I'm white, 6'2 listed height even though I'm 6'0, wear a lot black, some tattoos. My best feature is my fluffy hair. So basically masculine e-boy aesthetic without the cringe. I also do not smile & am told I look 'mentally unstable' in my pics which I guess adds to the appeal lmao.
      My bio is also just 4 words and my prompts are sarcastic and low effort.
      Basically you wanna project the air that you don't give a shit and that being on the app is an inconvenience; no cuckface bullshit and long bios.
      As far as the interactions, a maximum of 4 replies then you get the # and set something up; my default is hanging out with a scary movie.
      Anyway that's my advice from a guy who lost his virginity at 25 and am now in the top 5% by the looks of it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >6 feet

        already over for me
        100% over
        these prostitutes really only care about fricking height its sickening

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wow you worked so hard to be 6ft, no one cares Black person have a nice day

          https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1705715111489569.jpg

          the american measurement system was such a god damned fricking mistake when 2/3rds of your success boils down to a single number, 6 instead of 5
          These apps and dating profiles should all run on the CM system to help end heightism, and it's amazing that heightism is not even looked at as a serious issue in the modern age when everyone's b***hing about all sorts of different ism's

          It's always funny how manlets seethe so hard jfl

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If I were you, I would frick these Doja cat prostitutes. That looks like a freaky good time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wow you worked so hard to be 6ft, no one cares Black person have a nice day

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the american measurement system was such a god damned fricking mistake when 2/3rds of your success boils down to a single number, 6 instead of 5
          These apps and dating profiles should all run on the CM system to help end heightism, and it's amazing that heightism is not even looked at as a serious issue in the modern age when everyone's b***hing about all sorts of different ism's

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The number isnt super important. 6+ is just above average compared to most men and above average is the bare minimum requirement for even the lowest quality girls. It's hypergamy, not the number 6 lol, instead of making being short a disability you could solve much more issues by taking away female rights.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How do you keep these lightskins entertained? I match with them but they are the most flakey ones.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like how you added a bunch of other "advice" like
        >yeah the not smiling actually is better
        >yeah you gotta seem nonchalant bro
        >you gotta text like this
        but in reality your looks are doing 99%

        https://www.ted.com/talks/paul_piff_does_money_make_you_mean

        >In a UC Berkeley study, where a game of Monopoly was rigged so that one player started with twice the money, the advantaged player tended to contribute their inevitable victory to the decisions they made in the game rather than their initial advantage.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've had dating profiles in the past and didn't get shit so the other stuff definitely factors in.
          Literally just grew out my hair, lost a bit of weight, dressed edgier and now it's night and day
          I used to be subscribed to incel.is back in the day so I have some authority here.
          And every virgin lurking, sleep with 5 hookers to get over your fear. Google escorts and do something about your situation. Get 4 inch inserts if you're self conscious of your height; I even wear them sometimes. But dating & Attraction is all about deception in most cases and playing into a woman's fantasy. The homosexual holding a fish isn't getting anything

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Get 4 inch inserts if you're self conscious of your height; I even wear them sometimes
            lmao, do manlets really?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What's a better alternative? shoot up a school or post on incel forums all day?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            just get kpop shoes

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So far the only school shooter who seemed to have and good reason for it (beyond it being a gun free zone) was the Nashville troony.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 5'11 and im self concious of my height now, even half of the teen girls these days are already taller than me, i dunno what they are feeding them

            I saw a 20 year old near 7ft the other day, never seen such a tall woman in my life

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you bother to mention it, put your height as 6'-1".
            You'd think more would figure it out, but for the ones who use it as a mental filter they just see the 6' part and don't care about the rest. And the ones who do catch on seem to think it's funny social commentary.
            My brother, who is 6'3", swiped this idea to put 5'15" and is pretty pleased with it filtering out the dumbest height fetish hoes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            and what if i have a 4 inch pp? wear strapon? lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            start fisting them

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lol say what?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Vigorously fist them in the vegana, anon

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What app are you talking about?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    made one at the new year. got 2 likes in 2 weeks. never attempting dating again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Tfw I got 4 more likes than you in a comparable amount of time
      I-is this what being a Chad feels like?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >android
    uh oh

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    damn bro youre humblebragging

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tinder is way better only the biggest liberal arts prostitutes use bumble

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tinders is only better just by having more people on it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true that tinder is just for hookups? I'm just lonely and want a relationship.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good on ya op. im a decent looking tall white dude and i dont get much on dating apps. and when i do as soon as i ask her out i usually get ghosted.... it just happened to me again today. idk OLD is fricking weird, but it's really the only way for me to meet women...

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What personal info do these apps harvest before you can even create an account?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post your pics. are your pics actually of you doing anything or just selfies?
    I didn't get anything on bumble but all my pics are when I'm being a hikecel or sportscel

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