Thoughts on my bumble prompts? Should I change these or are they okay?

Thoughts on my bumble prompts? Should I change these or are they okay?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And my bio (I have two pics of me holding a cat)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/U3fBrqP.jpg

      Thoughts on my bumble prompts? Should I change these or are they okay?

      Add your job and education and you might get some attention. I've known quite a few young women in government and they all have that "kill me now" mindset.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not bad at all, anon. miles ahead of 99% of /adv/ dwellers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you an actual women? Why are you asking for /adv/ice? You’re going to get matches if you’re not fat or too ugly. And even then. Dudes are going to put up with whatever bullshit to get inside your pants. Dudes are thirsty.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a guy

        Too negative. Also mentions marriage right off the bat so it's a non-starter

        I thought about that, any way I can reword it without making it sound too committal?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >proud single mother of my friend’s cat
          >Instead of proud single father
          So just fishing for attention then?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its supposed to be a joke - should I change it to father?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >reword it
          maybe couples counseling and break up instead of marriage and divorce?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Clever - changed! Thank you

            Should I re word it? It does sound kinda awkward now or maybe I’m overthinking it

            Should I remove the single mother thing if I’m a bearded dude

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Field test it for a bit. I think single mother works fine if you're obviously joking and have a beard.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Couples counseling session and see how fast we can get the therapist to tell us to break up

            Drop first date verbiage...it's already in the prompt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >frick it we ball
      >mfw
      I fricking hate you young "people".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are disgusting

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    genuinely more clever than I could come up with.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too negative. Also mentions marriage right off the bat so it's a non-starter

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My name Tinder bio is
    >"My name is Reggie but my friends call me The R-word"

    And that has been doing really well

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the online equivalent of "peawienering." Makes sense.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this picture too edgy to put on my profile? (Face hidden behind sticker for 4chin)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seems more appropriate for your steam or discord profile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's not as great as the rest of your profile. it might work on nsa Tinder, but I thought Bumble was supposed to be a little more "serious."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Seems more appropriate for your steam or discord profile

        Ok fair enough, I’ve replaced it with a pic of my friends and I at a marathon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >a pic of I
          have a nice day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For frick's sake.
      If you're actually autistic you have no need to virtue signal it because it's an unremarkable part of who you are. It brings you neither positives nor negatives, it simply is you.
      If you aren't autistic you're merely LARPing as one to hide insecurity, which is fricking cringe, jump off the bridge instead of posing on it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP you are a fricking shit eating disgusting little snake and should KYS you nasty little creature

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what did he do lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just his profile is fricking disgusting cringe shit
          >frick it we ball
          >proud single mother of my friends cat
          >perfect first date is a fricking prank joke
          >i have autism look at me!!!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            reads more ironic millenial than zoomer to me

            don't know why youre so triggered, sourpuss

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you sound like a gay dude. should be like 5 words max for the prompts. leaning too hard into the relatable internet funny guy trope. one way ticket to nice guy HELL.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >When the waiter recognizes you and remembers that you order the same thing every time
    What’s wrong with that? I go to the same Kebab store almost every day, there like 4 Turks working there and they all know me when I enter there they just go “Eyy boss the usual” and I say yes, they even give me extra meat in the kebab. I hate nafris and immigrants but these guys are an exception

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s awful I don’t want to be reminded that I eat garbage

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you use an app that only lets women start the conversation? Women will only start conversations with the top 20%

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Im permanently banned from tinder

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        chekd again
        >banned on tinder
        kinda based; care to elaborate?

        re: ur original post, it's unbearably cringe, but can't deny it would probably attract a few hwhite equally cringe females. assuming thats what you're going for, then all power to you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I made a real tinder account with 4 pictures of me but I put two memes and got banned for spam I believe

          Pic rel was one of the two pics that got me banned

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            alright. if u want some honest feedback i think youre trying way too fricking hard. if you insist on being the butt of the joke, corny ass shtick you got going on then at least embrace it - commit to it & say some off the wall shit that you genuinely think is funny.
            ie; you took the advice from a previous anon recommending u change the verbiage of marriage counseling to couples counseling because you thought it would come off less desperate.
            it significantly diminished the joke [that was very obviously a joke].
            gotta side with the opinions of other anon's urging not to post the autistic kid sign, it's not funny.

            but again ill reiterate, youre funny which is why im still lurking but im mostly laughing at u not with you. some girls will like that & if ur tryna stay true to your sense of humor then go for it.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect first date: L
    Reason: Ambitions of NOT having a relationship
    Try intsead
    >Let's go to marriage counselling on our first date and see how to spice up our love life

    Personal hell: FFF--- tier L legendary L of all time
    Reason: Shame about your order
    Try instead
    >What brings me joy is ...
    >When I go to my local restaurant and the waiter remembers my favorite order

    I'm hoping you: L
    Reason: Talks about negative experiences
    Try instead
    >Enjoy after-work activities as much as I do

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make your prompts funny and don't put too much effort into them. One of mine is "I'm hoping that: you are illiterate" and girls always comment on it

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    check'd

    WOW OP ur so QUIRKY 🙂

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you are the coolest jester in the circus OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP, but I get laid because of my sense of humor and ability to make her laugh far more often than because of my superior Chad-like bone structure (of which I definitely do not have).

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Incredible. My dream woman.

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