Tinder Advice

So I matched with a cute goth girl about a week ago on Tinder
We hit it off having a lot in common and told her to hit me up when she’s free it’s been a week since then and with Valentine’s Day coming up should I message her asking for a date?
>What exactly should I send her in the text?
I really don’t want to fumble this because if I remember correctly she’s the one who swiped right on me
How do I go about this Anons?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't mention Valentines. Pick up on something she said. "I thought you might enjoy this news clip" (or whatever) and see how she responds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought you might enjoy this news clip
      Never ever let this man near a woman

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >> it's been a week

    You already fumbled it. She's getting railed by someone else right now because you couldn't close an easy deal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb frick you never stop messaging a girl until you bang her. Sorry Bub the goth prostitute is bawdting it up with some other bloke because you autistically stopped speaking to her. Do you know how much attention these damaged girls need? It's a lot. Good news is if you almost got one you'll surely flounder your way into some pussy next time or the time after. But remember, you shouldn't be playing for keeps with these goth tinder whatever.

      I knew I shouldn’t have listened to my friends advice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If your friend told you to do that, and you listened you're both A grade morons. Tinder, bumble, hinge and other such apps where you swipe photos to match are not for dating. Dating rules don't apply. They are casual sex apps where broken prostitutes go to regret their lives. Seedy dive bar rules apply, because that's what they're the digital equivalent of.

        You have 10, 15 minutes tops to close the deal and get inside.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What things ARE for dating? I've only used bumble as a joke briefly and hated the shit out of it. The only other dating sites I know of are either for old people or cheating married men

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb frick you never stop messaging a girl until you bang her. Sorry Bub the goth prostitute is bawdting it up with some other bloke because you autistically stopped speaking to her. Do you know how much attention these damaged girls need? It's a lot. Good news is if you almost got one you'll surely flounder your way into some pussy next time or the time after. But remember, you shouldn't be playing for keeps with these goth tinder whatever.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >told her to hit me up
    You pretty much just told her to ghost you. You need to text her and set up the plans, not the other way around. You fumbled

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If your friend told you to do that, and you listened you're both A grade morons. Tinder, bumble, hinge and other such apps where you swipe photos to match are not for dating. Dating rules don't apply. They are casual sex apps where broken prostitutes go to regret their lives. Seedy dive bar rules apply, because that's what they're the digital equivalent of.

      You have 10, 15 minutes tops to close the deal and get inside.

      I can still pull this off I took my friends stupid advice to wait for her to text me back
      What should I send?
      >

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever you want, because it won't work. She'll see your previous text and realize you are not only a sperg, but you gave up on the request you gave her. Effectively signaling that you have nothing or no one better to do. Here's a tip for next time, call her and make her laugh over the phone. If you have chemistry that way you're in pretty much

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Text her and invite her to do something with you. Its friday dude its one the 2 days of a week that girls are actually willing to socialize

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No mate, you can't still pull this off and trying will show her you're desperate which will dry her pussy up faster than a thrush treatment. What part about seedy dive bar rules didn't you understand? She has no clue who you are at this point.

          It's over with her, move on. Mark it up to a lesson in life and find someone else. It's not like there's a shortage of damaged women.

          How about Bowling?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No mate, you can't still pull this off and trying will show her you're desperate which will dry her pussy up faster than a thrush treatment. What part about seedy dive bar rules didn't you understand? She has no clue who you are at this point.

        It's over with her, move on. Mark it up to a lesson in life and find someone else. It's not like there's a shortage of damaged women.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          How about Bowling?

          You lose absolutely nothing by trying, if she doesnt reply by the end of the weekend then you know time to move on

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alright I’ll message her

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright Anons how does this sound?
    >Hey I’ve been really busy with college recently but I’m free next Saturday I know a fun bowling alley we could go to and I’m trying to see if I can get tickets to this rock show near me you interested?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      send it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lose the "you interested?" part

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What should I replace it with?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nothing. dont make it like a question.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gotcha

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn I was just passing through here, op and those like him are why I'm getting the frick on. You guys are helpless my goodness

          >inb4 what did you expect

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    só se vive uma vez, chame ela pra sair ou algo do tipo, o máximo que ela pode dizer é não

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol spanish is such a laughable language
      you semiBlack folk make me lol everytime i hear your mumbling voice lmao homosexual

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you have to put in heavy effort like this,its already over lol

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