Tinder roastie wants to murder me

>be me
>on tinder
>meet with this girl ive been talking to for a while
>she gives me weird vibes so i frick her, leave promptly, and ghost her immediately
>fast forward 4 months
>she spots me in public
>she goes off on me, cursing and yelling while bystanders watch
>even threatens to kill me
>i run away like a b***h
>fast forward 1 week
>shes stalking me now
>literally followed me from my workplace to my home, twice.
wtf do i do bros?!?! im scared for my life...

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could always kill her and drink her blood.
    Or say you're his twin brother.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post her info on here
    some anon will take care of her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i guess fbi must be hiring again

      https://i.imgur.com/rIT1NfG.png

      >be me
      >on tinder
      >meet with this girl ive been talking to for a while
      >she gives me weird vibes so i frick her, leave promptly, and ghost her immediately
      >fast forward 4 months
      >she spots me in public
      >she goes off on me, cursing and yelling while bystanders watch
      >even threatens to kill me
      >i run away like a b***h
      >fast forward 1 week
      >shes stalking me now
      >literally followed me from my workplace to my home, twice.
      wtf do i do bros?!?! im scared for my life...

      first of all i'd say go tell the popo but i know you just came here to screencap your own post and put it on reddit
      second of all stop looking at this website

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    chads play life in tutorial mode

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Basic Instinct shit.
    Insane Broad shit.
    GL, anon. Call the popo.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have you considered fricking her again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        apologize for ghosting her then frick her again. Should reset her psycho b***h meter and you'll be off the hook, temporarily

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        apologize for ghosting her then frick her again. Should reset her psycho b***h meter and you'll be off the hook, temporarily

        Do it, anon.
        Apologize profusely, make up some simp/cuck bullshit to make her drop her guard. Frick her again.
        Then immediately ghost her again like a boss.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>shes stalking me now
      Hot. She probably wants to have sex with you again. You should let her bro.

      1.tell her, that you are sorry and stuff
      2.frick her again
      3.ghost her again

      [...]
      Do it, anon.
      Apologize profusely, make up some simp/cuck bullshit to make her drop her guard. Frick her again.
      Then immediately ghost her again like a boss.

      I think its a lot less of a headache to just get a restraining order and jerk off about the scenario. If you do this for real, in real life, you have to deal with the baggage that comes before and after the nut. Atleast when it plays out in your head you don't have to deal with a psychob***h for all the time you're not having sex with her

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>shes stalking me now
    Hot. She probably wants to have sex with you again. You should let her bro.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've been there a few times. That shit will ruin your life very quickly. Sorry you're there anon. I still get panic attacks about dating sometimes as a result of a handful of experiences like this.

      The problem is women like this truly do not have boundaries. Think about what level of deranged state you'd need to be in to want stalk a person, let alone actually do it. She is actually doing it.

      I had a girl break into my apartment and demand that I frick her. For anyone reading this that thinks that sounds hot, yeah it can be, but for however hot it may be, it's 100x more toxic in your actual daily life.

      There are warning signs that you can pick up on in the first couple of dates if you're perceptive. No matter how great a woman seems, if you pick up on those signals, abort. Even if you're not sure, abort.

      Also if you've been on more than a date or two, or if you've been physical with them, don't ghost. Send a simple text message telling the person you're not interested.

      Now for your current situation...

      This is likely correct.

      Communicate to her very clearly that you're not interested and that you'll involve the police if she doesn't stop following you. If she still doesn't stop, involve the police. You can start with a police report and escalate to a restraining order if needed.

      She will eventually give up / move on to some other poor soul.

      In the future, DO NOT be weak and contact her in a horny moment. Even though you want to get away from her now, you may find yourself thinking in the future "wow that was kind of hot". Do not do it. Not worth it. Jerk off instead.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I had a girl break into my apartment and demand that I frick her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and get killed while having sex

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1.tell her, that you are sorry and stuff
    2.frick her again
    3.ghost her again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeay this, but also make her do ass to mouth and make her gag on it till she passes out. She'll either hate it and frick off or love it and just be a frick toy.
      >but then she try to talk with me and make more drama
      stuff her mouth with wiener if she talks and want to mute her

      But seriously first just keep ignoring her for a while as in pretend you don't even see her like she's a schezo hobo, she'll get board and move on eventually.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You acted degenerate, and as such are being treated as such. I can't say if she'll kill you or not, most likely not since women tend to be less likely to commit violent crimes, but even if you were, you have noone to blame but yourself. Good luck, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >she gives me weird vibes so i frick her, leave promptly, and ghost her immediately
    why did you decide to frick then immediately ghost her moron

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grab the boiled eggs. You know what to do.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kill her and disolve the body with acid

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You’re part of the problem.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >run like a b***h
    lol, you silly anon.
    Now she senses weakness which only emboldens her.
    There is blood in the water, and there is no escape.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just frick.her again moron. Ffs

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >giving a tinder pump and dump rl info about employment and home addresses
    you get what you fricking deserve

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even if anon didn't give his info it wouldn't stop a deranged individual from finding out where you live and work.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no sex outside marriage, God punishes you

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're a man. Just meet up with her alone and give her a knuckle sandwich.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek this. most any sane man would love to have a reason to beat the shit out of a woman

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Marry her and pump 5 babies into her willing womb.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pics or didn't happen

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if she really cares she would help you build your harem

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you frick a Puerto Rican?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Invite her on a holiday to turkey and then sell her to a brothel once your down there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this, well not quite this but figure out some way of monetising the situation, tell her you'd like to see her but you owe serious money to some serious people and they're watching everything you do, she'll either cough up or frick off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Best advice in the thread. Sell her into sexual slavery, OP. You'll be rid of her and make some cash in the process. Do you have any mexican cartel connections?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    de-escalate, next time you see her don't freak out, apologize and tell her you meant nothing by it and you are sorry for leading you on and potentially hurting you, or you could go the lets go to dinner to make it up to you its up to you how to handle it, but either one of those are what i would do to try and turn things around and get her off it.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wtf do i do bros?!?!
    First of all, don't stick your dick in crazy.
    You failed from the get go.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >oh, hey. Didn’t see you there in those bushes
    >speaking of bushes, you trim that stank beef tongue factory yet?
    >every time I see you it reminds me to wipe my ass
    >start whistling, 360 and walk away

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just bully her.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post a pic of her breasts

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's marriage material, bruv.
    well, only if you're both white. if not please kill each other.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    finish her

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her you went black and now can't come back

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Marry her
    It’s that or murder her and bury her dismembered body in the woods

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >follows you everywhere
    >use this to lure her somewhere remote
    >make her eat all the hardboiled eggs

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rape?

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