>try to have sex with gf. >she says she's tired. >okay, get up to go to the bathroom

>try to have sex with gf
>she says she's tired
>okay, get up to go to the bathroom
>she asks where I'm going
>"to jerk off"
>gets extremely pissed for some reason
>"are you fricking serious?"
>what?
>rolls over and starts ignoring me
>whatever, go jerk off
>come back and she's gone
>apparently she got dressed and left
So should I just dump this b***h?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think she wanted to suck you off.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    she's probably disappointed because you couldn't keep it in your pants literally for one night and she's ashamed she chose such a neanderthal who just has to succumb to his most primal desire each day.

    why didn't you just tell her you were taking a shit?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      /not OP
      I wonder where people get this notion that sexuality is a bad thing. It's not a common idea otherwise, but here it's surprisingly common. Weird.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        who said that here? because i sure didn't. it seems you and OP are unable to read the room when your significant other isn't in the mood: she'd probably react a lot warmer to cuddling rather than laying there alone listening to OP grunt for however many minutes because he's "jUsT gOttA CuM, mAnNnn!"

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yes you fricking did. "Being able to keep it in your pants" is literally treating sexuality like it is something undesirable like a disease.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Are you moronic? Those two are not the same. This is incel logic... No one said sexuality is bad, but you are in a fricking relationship with another person who is not in the mood tight now. If your parents taught you anything you'd know what it means to respect others' decisions, especially someone who's your SO.
            If you really think that your sexual desires are under attack think about how she feels - tired, not in the mood and dealing with an butthole who has to have his needs met first and at all cost.
            This just sounds like it's gonna end up being red pill whining about how women are le bad.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Your reading comprehension skills aren't so hot are they?
            The problem in the OP isn't him wanting to frick her. He left her well alone. The problem is he went to crank one out and be done with it (which greatly aids in leaving your partner alone) and she got all pissy.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't want to frick therefore I don't want you to cum
          Women are weird. Consider institutionalizing yourself

          OP, she was trying to pull a power move in you and got mad she had no power on withholding sex from you. Yes dumping her would be wise.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The least he can do is have the decency to wait and do it in private if he reallly has to. What you homosexuals can't understand is that the world doesn't revolve around you and you're not entitled to anything, especially sex. Being in a telationship doesn't change that. It's a matter of knowing when to make compromises.
            And you're right, she's better off without him.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sexuality isn't bad. It's beautiful in fact. It's the commodification of sexuality that is bad. He can wait, because the best part of sex is the connection with your partner and making them feel good, not the orgasm. Basically the girl got upset because she realized he's a selfish person who only cares about their own pleasure

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, power move

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Well that's a great opinion. I do not share it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I wonder where people get this notion that sexuality is a bad thing.
        Religion.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          if not for religion we apparently wouldnt know moral right from wrong, which is what they're trying to destroy. just because OP won here doesn't make him right. sociopathic evil wins all the time in this world. I could have these satanic rewards too if i embraced the dark side but if i do who will be left to stand for whats right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >you couldn't keep it in your pants for literally one night
      More like I didn't want to. Why should I not get to cum just because she's not in the mood?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        she wanted to cuddle with you without fricking, you frickin' idiot. no wonder she left. all you can think of is yourself! i bet you get broken up with before you get a chance to break up with her.

        Yes you fricking did. "Being able to keep it in your pants" is literally treating sexuality like it is something undesirable like a disease.

        i explained it in my first reply, but again it seems you missed the point: it's a huge sign of immaturity if you just gotta cum and can't spend quality time with your partner without thinking "huRrR LeTs Ffrick"

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >she wanted to cuddle
          I don't give a frick. I wanted to cum. If she wanted to cuddle after that's fine but i was going to jerk off either way.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >i don't give a frick.
            and that's why she left. because you can't put her feelings before yours. it's selfish af and doesn't make her feel special.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >and doesn't make her feel special
            Bullshit, she's just mad she doesn't get to have a monopoly on making me cum.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you obsessed with this "monopoly on cum" wtf? You're too immature for a relationship if it's all about power and control. You sound like a child that just wants control over another person and get's defensive about criticism. You're here to start stupid debates to fuel your own biases of women which were implanted by some red pill shmuck, and get defensive when people aren't agreeing with you.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yep this relationship is doomed because you're selfish. She was also childish for not communicating to you why you taking care of yourself was something that she didn't want you to do.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >suggest a compromise
            >selfish
            What kind of logic is this.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            How did you even get into a relationship with her? Lovebombing, gaslighting? I doubt you EVER said that to her face honestly. And if you're gonna pretend you do, again, why are you in a relationship? You said it right there: you don't care. So why do you throw tanties when it doesn't go your way, instead of doing one night stands and jerk off? Where you don't have to bother with another person?
            You're either larping real hard or just a loser.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you obsessed with this "monopoly on cum" wtf? You're too immature for a relationship if it's all about power and control. You sound like a child that just wants control over another person and get's defensive about criticism. You're here to start stupid debates to fuel your own biases of women which were implanted by some red pill shmuck, and get defensive when people aren't agreeing with you.

            Commit suicide homosexual simp.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, really hard to believe
            >let's frick
            <noo let's cuddle
            >frick then cuddle?
            <no
            Straight out of some Tolkien shit right there

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >it's a huge sign of immaturity if you just gotta cum and can't spend quality time with your partner without thinking "huRrR LeTs Ffrick"
          And there we go again: You equate maturity with being in control of your sexual impulses. News flash: Some people have stronger sexual needs than others. It's a physical need, and some people can literally not function without having dealt with it. Of course you can't imagine that someone else experiences this differently from you, because your gut feeling = the truth.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            so just excuse yourself to the bathroom and take care of it. why OP felt the need to advertise it is beyond me.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Because she asked where I was going moron. What, you wanted me to lie?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >anon, where are you going?
            >i have to use the bathroom

            that's literally all you had to say and it wouldn't have even been a lie. classic rookie mistake, kid.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            moronic.

            You did nothing wrong, OP. The fact she's that mad about it confirms what others said: it was a shit test. Likely still is.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            leaving isn't a shit test; it's a pretty clear line drawn in the sand that she's not happy in the relationship.

            you should learn what a shit test actually is. OP isn't going to be able to wienerily joke his way out of this one.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >leaving isn't a shit test
            The virgin exposes himself

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >storms out of the house without saying a word
            >blocks you on all social media
            >gets friends to tell you to leave her alone or she's getting a restraining order
            >"s-she's just shit testing you bro"

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's totally what happened according to OP dipshit.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >strawman again
            As expected from someone who continues to be wrong

            give it time, boys. looking forward to OP's update.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >I hope she breaks up with him so I can be right!
            Deranged.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >strawman again
            As expected from someone who continues to be wrong

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            theres no such thing as a shit test. guys act insecure (get frustrated/upset over anything) and women get turned off by the implication of weakness, but it’s not a pop quiz that’s given. pickup and then later redpill labeled this behavior as an active test because it’s easier to explain, but the problem with that is guys start to think everything is some active test to be defeated. theres no such thing

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Women will blatantly lie about something to see how you react

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That's called a manipulative woman, that's not a woman.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            its not an active test, its a subconscious test

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This. But you're saying this to incels who never leave their room or keyboard thus they don't get it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            moron-kun, if you're doing a falseflag operation you're doing fantastically driving against your own point.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >You equate maturity with being in control of your sexual impulses

            Being a man means being able to master yourself. The fact that you admit to being a slave to a "physical need," without the ability to subjugate your own desires is weakness.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            How about I just wanted to jerk off? The fact you're trying to turn this into some kind of philosophical debate is hilarious. I didn't NEED to cum, I WANTED to.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Oh so you didn't even need it. These troglodytes here making a case for male instincts and desires and whatnot, meanwhile you're an insecure b***hbaby that clenches his teeth "I g-get t-to decide whenn I cumm." And then post it to this board full of dickwipes with brainworms where the real jerkin' off begins, from all the hate you get from the 2-3 normal people unfortunate enough to visit this board. Not enough prople in real life have called you out on shit like this.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            BTFO'd

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            BTFO'd

            Embarrassing samegay

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >"I g-get t-to decide whenn I cumm."
            Yes?
            That's EXACTLY what he's saying. What the frick is this point? That "succumbing to jerking off is le bad?" Did you just come back from some religious bootcamp? We are adults, we can do adult things. There should be no b***hing and crying over "mastering oneself" like we're attending a motivational talk. He literally just stroking his wiener. Tugging his ween. Anymore meaning you put into this shit is only on YOU. Stop being a man child (or woman child idk).

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            M8, you've just got a low sex drive and feel all smug about it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            How about I just wanted to jerk off? The fact you're trying to turn this into some kind of philosophical debate is hilarious. I didn't NEED to cum, I WANTED to.

            >M8, you've just got a low sex drive and feel all smug about it.
            You can tell that to My wife. coomers really are pathetic.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >You can tell that to My wife.
            It really is not a competition, but if you've never had the moment in which you were physically unable to concentrate on anything productive because your hormones fricked you up, then you simply don't experience it like other people do.

            There's no need to get all defensive about it either.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >It's a physical need, and some people can literally not function without having dealt with it.

            I dont buy this, those people are just neanderthal pervent coombrains fueled by satanic hedonism, the same people who echo abstinence doesnt work.
            It would if you weren't such a bad broken person ruining love for the rest of us

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Then choose not to believe that I exist lmao.
            Also how is my sexuality ruining love for you?
            How is it a problem? I just like sex more than you do. Why is that such an unbelievable statement to you that it ruins your day? 😀

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He's arguing that you have a corrupted or twisted view of sexuality

            tell her to roll on her side and go to sleep if she’s tired while you bang. then she feels good she pleased you (unless she thinks ure a loser), you get off, win win
            if you start getting frustrated you’re going to ruin your chance. always stay cool and be pushy as frick, even to the point of kicking her out or explaining you dont put up with that behavior in your house. put your foot down. but stay cool always like its no big thing and undertone of she’s the weird one for not believing your way is the norm

            If you're a girl you'll know you can't fall asleep while you're being fricked lmao

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            > If you're a girl you'll know you can't fall asleep while you're being fricked lmao
            depends on the girl and how fast and hard the guy has to frick. you can rest at least. if the guy mattered enough the girl would gladly rest while he gets off

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >He's arguing that you have a corrupted or twisted view of sexuality
            And I'm lost how my corrupted twisted sexuality is a problem for him

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            because you are far from the only one, you're the new norm. a lot of guys think just like you and you're what people expect of men and if you're against it there's something wrong with you. your kind's corruption over the years has spread to girls too turning most of them into prostitutes and keeping the cycle going. you are indirectly why dating is tinder and onlyfans/hooker is a respectable choice. your attitude empowers bawds, completely driven by lust and ultimately created the troon epidemic because they're just the full embodiment of lust and hedonism. good girls are extremely rare now because that corruption has spread and become part of the system they learn from and that is how real love is nearly dead. i blame you for the collapse of society.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What a moronic belief to have lmao.
            Honestly: You do you. Enjoy terminal seething forever.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because she won't get the best experience from you the next day when your dick is soft because you just jerk offd

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on the woman. She could be. It's very unlikely though and if she was trying to control him then she's an butthole too. Doesn't make OP any less of a selfish person though. So either just he is immature, or in the unlikely case that she's trying to control him, they're both immature.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She wouldn't have stormed out of the house if it were just that. She's just butthurt that she doesn't get to manage her husband's orgasms like the batshit insane harpie she is.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe if you're over 60. Healthy adult males get hard again very fast

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >just lie bro!
      Very good advice for a very good ans healthy relationship

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        complete transparency is called co-dependency

        >I don't want to frick therefore I don't want you to cum
        Women are weird. Consider institutionalizing yourself

        OP, she was trying to pull a power move in you and got mad she had no power on withholding sex from you. Yes dumping her would be wise.

        >i want you to lay here with me and spend time with me without devolving into mindless sex for once

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >i want you to lay here with me and spend time with me without devolving into mindless sex for once
          Sure hon just give me 5 minutes to beat my meat and we'll watch downtown abbey or whatever
          Not really a way paint your moronic position in a non-moronic light anon

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >i just gotta cum every single day man i can't control myselffff

            you'd call someone who just had to smoke crack every day an addict, right? how do you think you're coming off to her?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >strawman
            As expected from someone who's wrong.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            hey, that might be a really good strategy with women: just tell them they're logically wrong and see how well that goes over for you. i think you're really on to something here!

            >and doesn't make her feel special
            Bullshit, she's just mad she doesn't get to have a monopoly on making me cum.

            seems like you got it figured out already

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I have zero interest in you, so I might as well pinpoint exactly why you're acting like a moron.
            Counterpoint (not that it will make you any good), not every woman is mentally moronic as you darling

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it amazes me how often advice that doesn't follow the normal rhetoric around here of "women prostitutes, men the best" must be from a female poster. i'm old enough to be your father and lost count of how many women i've been with in my lifetime around a dozen or so.

            i have zero interest in you either, for the record. not sure why you felt that needed to be established exactly but it did confirm that you really are just addicted to cumming.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not even OP nor addicted to masturbation.
            Your advice sucks regardless of your sex, it's not reasonable to want to control your partner in that way. She can sexless cuddle him all she wants in 5 minutes. There's no excuse for her to be a fricking hag about it, other than: she's withholding sex for power.
            It is literally that simple. Not even saying she's a prostitute or whatever, just saying she is shit testing OP for whatever reason.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            obviously you're not OP, dipshit. women don't think in terms of power moves but you seem to have them all figured out. good luck out there!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks I'm having a blast.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >just tell them they're logically wrong
            They usually are though

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I see a long line of healthy relationships in your future.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I agree since the healthiest relationships are male-led.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It goes well when your partner isn't mentally a child, same as with men. Choosing your partner is also on you

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You are absolutely cooking OP right now I can't lie

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >codependency
          Yes being honest about wanting sex is codependency no difference there
          Very good advice from a completely not mentally ill and deranged individual

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      /not OP
      I wonder where people get this notion that sexuality is a bad thing. It's not a common idea otherwise, but here it's surprisingly common. Weird.

      who said that here? because i sure didn't. it seems you and OP are unable to read the room when your significant other isn't in the mood: she'd probably react a lot warmer to cuddling rather than laying there alone listening to OP grunt for however many minutes because he's "jUsT gOttA CuM, mAnNnn!"

      she wanted to cuddle with you without fricking, you frickin' idiot. no wonder she left. all you can think of is yourself! i bet you get broken up with before you get a chance to break up with her.

      [...]
      i explained it in my first reply, but again it seems you missed the point: it's a huge sign of immaturity if you just gotta cum and can't spend quality time with your partner without thinking "huRrR LeTs Ffrick"

      this is why being gay is better. straight men i'm sorry you have to put up with these wet blanket harpies.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >babe, just hold in your vegana bleeding for two more days, can't you control yourself??
      >darling, we were about to frick... do you really need to push out that dooky first? can't you hold it in until tomorrow?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ur comparing cum to shit or blood...God tier gooner...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sexuality is bad when men do it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No one said that. You watch too much of those freshandfit shitheads larping as sex gurus spouting "women bad".

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She sounds like a manipulative b***h but this guy is also right with this
      >neanderthal who just has to succumb to his most primal desire each day
      Learn some self control

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I guarantee you jerk off ffs. And you're missing the point. Why would you lie in bed awake exerting self control when you can just wank one out and achieve post nut clarity and just go to sleep?
        Seems like you're just being a hipster at that point.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >literally for one night

      yeah I bet this only ever happens one time the whole relationship that's real believable

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/mgU5h73.jpeg

      >try to have sex with gf
      >she says she's tired
      >okay, get up to go to the bathroom
      >she asks where I'm going
      >"to jerk off"
      >gets extremely pissed for some reason
      >"are you fricking serious?"
      >what?
      >rolls over and starts ignoring me
      >whatever, go jerk off
      >come back and she's gone
      >apparently she got dressed and left
      So should I just dump this b***h?

      who said that here? because i sure didn't. it seems you and OP are unable to read the room when your significant other isn't in the mood: she'd probably react a lot warmer to cuddling rather than laying there alone listening to OP grunt for however many minutes because he's "jUsT gOttA CuM, mAnNnn!"

      Huh? homie this is such a non issue. She didn't want to help him get off, so he did it himself? What's the big deal? I will say it does matter if he just did it in the middle of them cuddling. Like if anon just got up immediately after being denied sex then yeah its a little acoustic.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      you are by far the biggest moron on this thread. good job that is really fricking hard to achieve

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i take my dick out, start jacking it, and ask my wife if i can cum on her. she says yes every time

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She dont understand you anon. Talk with her or fys

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've had a women who almost broke it off with me over a porn video i watched months ago.
    That shit makes women feel super insecure at least the mentally fricked up ones.
    The ones who arnt insecure and are reasonable wont give a shit ive noticed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So you'd be ok with your gf orgasming to videos and pictures of men that aren't you?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I feed my woman exclusively lesbian porn in order to subconsciously condition her to allow me to have a threesome in the future.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You think porn is real or something? Where did the pixels on screen touch you?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Should have told her you were going to take a shit. Then she would have thought you wanted to frick her with an ass full of turds.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Leave her ass. She’s the exact kind of woman that will make you persona non grata in your own house after you get her pregnant.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm tired!
    >ok
    >go to fridge to fetch an energy drink
    >here you go! Now, drink & undress

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    tell her to roll on her side and go to sleep if she’s tired while you bang. then she feels good she pleased you (unless she thinks ure a loser), you get off, win win
    if you start getting frustrated you’re going to ruin your chance. always stay cool and be pushy as frick, even to the point of kicking her out or explaining you dont put up with that behavior in your house. put your foot down. but stay cool always like its no big thing and undertone of she’s the weird one for not believing your way is the norm

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    its called womenese:
    no = no
    yes = no
    yes = yes
    yes = no
    im tired = im tired
    im tired = im not actually tired but i'm trying to get you to understand something else that i am, but i am not tired
    lets have sex = lets have sex
    lets have sex = i really want you to not have sex with me right now
    *women shows sexual interest in you* = she is into you and wants you to hit on her
    *women shows sexual interest in you* = she's married and was just being nice, and if you try anything she'll tell all her friends about what you tried to pull on her.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Women are so afraid of being sincere.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    From different angles :
    >It's not romantic
    >It mean she is expendable (you would be a coomer without her anyway). You would have you porn harem without her.
    >Sex is a physical need (addiction) for you, and not about her. Not about love, her, but the COOM
    It smells low value and coomer. But I guess if she really excited you, she could agree/give you permission if you are both coomer types.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She's mad because she thought you were going to beg for it. When you decided to just go ahead and best your meat, she felt rejected and insecure. Then, she throws a tantrum and leaves. Not her fault for being moronic, but still she must be held accountable for her inability to manage her emotional state.

    Anon. You'd be 100% correct to dump her ass. She wants to weaponize sex, and expects to be the sole reason you cum, but only on her terms.

    Find another woman, that one is broken

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Girl just wanted to cuddle but forgot she was dating an ape lmfao

  16. 1 week ago
    Nico Sperg

    Zero Rizz but also I'm a white guy from New England so I'd probably say this. Did you just meet her or have you known her for a while though? If you've known her less than a month your probably fricked now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Rizz
      For the good of humanity, end your life.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just going to leave this here.

    ?t=98

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What op did wasn’t wrong, but leaving her over this is a moronic and drastic response.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't get what the big deal is. Hilarious that this thread got so argumentative.
    The dude was horny and couldn't nut in bed so he went to the bathroom to relieve himself.
    Better than stewing in bed bitter and horny trying to get to sleep. I can't sleep when I'm horny.

    Honestly mate I wouldn't be with a woman that doesn't understand horny doesn't go away cause you said no. I gotta deal with it somehow and I can either do it having a good time being intimate with you or just pop it out.

    "You're selfish!" is assigning so much value to a wad of cum I flush down the toilet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand you neanderthals when im horny im still in full control i dont make bad choices i wouldn't have otherwise and i could definitely sleep. I don't jack off when im in a relationship at all, feels like cheating.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >i dont make bad choices
        Jacking off is not a bad choice though. It's on the same level of taking a dump. Do you feel about shitting twice a day as well?
        >i wouldn't have otherwise and i could definitely sleep. I don't jack off when im in a relationship at all
        Which means you're just less sexual. That's alright.
        >feels like cheating.
        That's a very very very odd way to see it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          not saying jacking off is a bad choice--except here, it was a very bad choice here for all the reasons everyone's giving--im talking about what tons of other guys always say when they're thinking with their dick but then they wise up and regret something after cumming like its like being drunk. i dont get that i am always aware and in control of what im doing. and sex in a relationship should always be between the two of you. at the very least you should've asked if she'd wanna help you even without sex

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >should've asked if she'd wanna help you even without sex
            <I just said I'm tired
            Gz on delaying the outcome for one sentence. Grown up adults shouldn't throw a hissy fit for someone jerking off when they themselves declined their part in it.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. She already texted me this morning saying she's sorry for leaving so abruptly. She asked to come over again tonight. Looks like I'm getting my dick sucked and simps lost. Keep seething tho lmao.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      proof or gtfo

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Well, looks like you've won. Keep us updated

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like this is not necessarily a blowjob. I feel like it’s going to actually be a talk about your relationship.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe ask her why she was so upset that you jerked off when she didn't want sex. You know, have a serious discussion like adults about the issues in your relationship. Have you tried that yet?
          Good, she's gonna initiate that discussion. Good luck anon, hope you can hash things out.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Is upset about something
    >Wont tell you what she's upset about

    She's just being a whiny woman-child, and any problems in the relationship from this event are her fault

    If she behaves like this alot, you dont have to dumb her, but dont invest atall in her, and look for somebody else

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So you just found out she's the type who when she makes a decision for herself, she expects that decision to also control your actions. She doesn't want to do something? You don't get to either.

    If that's what you want to live with, stay with her.

    If not—don't.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No need to break up with her, she is just upset over something trivial and felt the need to withdraw from you, but this is largely just an emotional thing that will subside. Pull back as well and wait for her to get over it and come back to you.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You will have my time, my clueless son

    First of all, you are the man. The leader. Emotionally stable content hunter. Not a woman. But by posting anime you are showing your immature nature already

    >try to have sex with gf
    No, you tried to force yourself on her like a vulgar brute, like a thirsty beta. Instead of reading her signals, seducing her and letting her desire and crave you, instead of responding to her sexual signals. Your role is to seduce her, not to boringly use her like an onahole

    >she says she's tired
    >okay, get up to go to the bathroom
    >she asks where I'm going
    >"to jerk off"

    This is feminine behaviour from you. Passive aggressive, manipulative, weak. You got a simple no and got emotionally unstable, vindictive and salty. You cant control yourself, you are a slave to your lust. Women are repeated and scared of that, and understandably so

    She is not in the mood, sometimes they just want to cuddle, to know its not only about sex. Sometimes they are tired for real. Sometimes its a test. Sometimes she doesnt like you that much in the moment. Women are chaotic, so are you, you are reacting like a woman

    >gets extremely pissed for some reason
    >for some reason

    Son, you are not ready to date. Leta switch roles here. You are not in the mood to frick, girl touches you and you politely say no. Then she gathers her things and leaves, you ask why, she sais that okay she will go get her sex elsewhere then

    Thats what you did. Dont think about it rationally, thats how you made her feel

    >rolls over and starts ignoring me
    >whatever, go jerk off
    >come back and she's gone
    >apparently she got dressed and left

    Well, you hurt her for no reason. Super predictable

    What you do is - be the man, be indifferent, unattached, fun, light. You will get your fun one way or another, sooner or later, let her worry about satisfying you. One rejections is not a big deal

    >So should I just dump this b***h?
    Shes a typical woman doing typical womanese things

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      holy roastieposting essay

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah.
    My wife would either jump to the job or say "ok have fun" like a goddamn adult.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You've learned the most important skill of all
    Lying to women

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Having to live with someone you constantly have to lie to every waking moment of your life isn't life, I'd just rent a hooker instead.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Probably, they're handling the situation really immaturely

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you should stop being a moronic homosexual

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats! You're now officially a cuckold! Cheers to Tyrone!

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual, she wanted you to initiate harder. She’s mad because you believed her words and respected her “wishes” and gave up on fricking her.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >playing women's stupid games
      Loser mentality

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >no update bragging about his i-was-right facefrick from last night

    she had the talk and broke up with him op are you wondering what went wrong?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We did have sex though

  32. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, dump her immediately.

  33. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    OP as someone who got out of a 3 year relationship with an anti depressant taking roastie recently who stopped fricking me on the regular after 1.5 years, good job. While you're at it don't break up but try finding a replacement asap then leave the prostitute.

  34. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  35. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Women hate coomers

  36. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    She wanted to be raped.

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