Virgin maleanons, would you rather eat 3 Carolina Reapers or approach 3 new women in real life every day until one of them becomes your gf?

Virgin maleanons, would you rather eat 3 Carolina Reapers or approach 3 new women in real life every day until one of them becomes your gf?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd eat the peppers. A few minutes of mouth-pain is better than an eternity of suffering + the inevitable sexual assault charges you'd get for daring to approach a woman as a sub-8 male.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are literally 500 times spicier than Buldak spicy noodles.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So? It's a one-time thing VS a lifelong thing according to the question. Would you rather suffer intensely once for an hour at most, or suffer moderately for the rest of your life?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol one hour at most
          It will hurt agai when it reaches your intestines, then again coming out

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would you rather be brually beaten and raped for 1 hour (1 time only) or do 50 push ups every day for the rest of your life?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            50 push ups every day. What kind of quesstion is this

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            False equivalence. It'd be more like "brutally beaten and raped for 1 hour once", or "be beaten up every day for the rest of your life"

            Maybe one of the girls will react positively though. You could be taking on extreme pain just to avoid having the happiest day of your life 🙁

            I'm a sub-8 male, they'll just get the giga-ick and falsely accuse me of rape for daring to approach them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe one of the girls will react positively though. You could be taking on extreme pain just to avoid having the happiest day of your life 🙁

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Maybe one of the girls will react positively though.
        >tehee anon you're so kind 🙂 see you later!
        >*gets onto chad bf's bike/car and sets off*

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really like those odds. if we're playing that game I might as well go buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was a gay orange website thread about a guy who swiped on 1M+ women and got 1 date and no gfs. My experience has been basically the same so I'd take the peppers any day.

        You're so dramatic and propagandized. None of that shit is gonna happen.

        That reminds me of those dudes on tiktok that just upload their POV of picking up girls until they get a girlfriend. Most girls just
        1. Ignore them and keep walking or
        2. Say sorry not interested/I have a bf/whatever and move on

        Those are for the sub 8s. If you're handsome there's a third outcome: the girls actually talk to you.

        >**100 APPROACHES** How Differently Are Sub5s Treated To Chads?

        No he isn't. Also, stop linking zoomie grifter videos, he changed his stance 180 after he got a gf. These people are 1 crumb of pussy away from becoming delusionally bluepilled.

        Would you rather be brually beaten and raped for 1 hour (1 time only) or do 50 push ups every day for the rest of your life?

        false equivalency

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That pic is obviously fake. Do the math.
          1020448 swipes / 1312 days / 24 hours in a day = 32 swipes every hours or every day for over 3 and a half years straight with 0 hours of sleep.
          If you let him have 8 hours of sleep and 8 hours of work daily (and let's say 0 hours of commute time and 0 hours for any activites other than swiping in his free time, to be generous) that'd be 1020448 swipes / 1312 days / 8 hours per day = 97 swipes every hour of his free time every day for over 3 and a half years straight.
          If you believe that you deserve to cuck yourself out of having a girlfriend.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you think 97 swipes/hour is too much?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            97 swipes per hour, 8 hours a day, 7 days a week, nonstop, for over 3 and a half years?
            Yeah, that's obviously too much.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can do 97 swipes in 5 minutes, taking your time

            So in 40 minutes you can do the day's worth of swipes

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Does tinder have some kind of limit per hour? I remember years ago in other apps I swiped through literal hundreds of girls in like 45 minutes. It just takes a second to do.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You think he unironically spends more than 3 seconds per profile? I can get through 1000s of tinder profiles in a day. You are so stupid, you think there's an even distribution of looked up profiles, or that he spent a long time looking at any given profile. LOL. Maybe at first sure. At fist, he was like "I gotta filter things properly, make sure I don't actually get any crazies". About a few months in, he got desperate when he realized this was never gonna get him ANYTHING. So he just swiped on anything. You think out of that pool of women, only 10k were bad/bots? My homie... the reason I don't have a gf is the same as that guy, I don't look good. If you look at his pics, sure he doesn't have much hair and he's probably short+his looks are slightly below average. Guy desperately needs a rhinoplasty,a full head of hair and to hit the gym, but even all of that still wouldn't fix his manletism nor his ugly round face (gym might change this a bit but not enough to matter).

            Be that as it may, this is the case for most men nowadays: Some score all the girls, some get a BPDemon to abuse them until their life is a living hell and they might not even get sex then, and some don't get anything period because if women want to use anyone, they have better options (oofy-doofies and bluepilled men).

            >not gonna get shit
            How do you know?

            Statistics

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A few minutes of mouth-pain is better than an eternity of suffering
      I once ate a tiny bit of a habanero and then accidentally touched my eyes. it lasted far longer than a few minutes
      trust me, you'll be out for an hour at least, that's assuming you don't pass out and have to go to the ER.

      I'd rather just approach the women tbqh

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The girls
    Pretty sure that eating irritating substances vey day would caus chronic internal irritation

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have extremely sensitive stomach
    >Have severe social anxiety
    I think I'll just kill myself instead.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How am I supposed to make the time for three women every goddamn day?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THREE CAROLINA REAPERS PLEASE
    Don't worry about gloves, I'll even touch my own eyes, under my foreskin if you ask, I'll do anything to not talk to strange women.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon buckles over and collapses with the intensity of over 2 million SHU causing a heart attack
      >"ANON, NYOOOOOOO!!!!! I WOULD HAVE BEEN YOUR GF IF YOU JUST ASKED!!!!!

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    North Carolina mentioned!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were developed in Fort Mill, South Carolina. Come to think of it I don't remember ever hearing a Carolina reference that was about North Carolina in any context throughout my entire life. I don't know why that is.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Define "approach". "Hi I'm Anon", is that enough? Do I have to keep some kind of conversation going? For how long? Do I have to ask for her number?

    I know this sounds like a cope but I feel I am so old that I literally don't give a frick about if I stay single anymore. So, if I can satisfy your condition by saying "Hi I'm Anon. Want to have coffee?" to three women a day, I would do it. They will all say no but it be over quickly, I won't have to eat the peppers, and joke's on you because I will run out of women to ask very soon.

    But if I have to keep some kind of playful conversation going and get her interested and twirling her hair and shit, that's way too much work for me at this point and then I'd just eat the peppers.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we will make one a youtube video

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am volcel.
    I only want a weeb gf with big breasts.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the woman doesn't approach me, how much does she really want me? Give me the hot peppers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women are shit at showing attraction and are socially anxious losers. That's why guys have to approach them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off. A man would never accuse a woman of sexual assault for approaching him, but women do it to men all the time. I'm not approaching, that's fricking suicidal.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're so dramatic and propagandized. None of that shit is gonna happen.

          That reminds me of those dudes on tiktok that just upload their POV of picking up girls until they get a girlfriend. Most girls just
          1. Ignore them and keep walking or
          2. Say sorry not interested/I have a bf/whatever and move on

          Those are for the sub 8s. If you're handsome there's a third outcome: the girls actually talk to you.

          >**100 APPROACHES** How Differently Are Sub5s Treated To Chads?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have to think about it. Tough decision honestly

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Approaching women like that is humiliating and I doubt it would achieve any good results

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Approach 3 women everyday.
    I am not good with spicy stuff.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >either eat three extremely spicy peppers or go to jail for harassment/sexual assault
    Guess it's the peppers, I value my freedom

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Approach how? Literally just on the street?
    Yeah, I'd eat the peppers.

    If I'm approaching three random women a day, for an indeterminate amount of time, I am literally going to get assaulted, or end up in prison. There's no two ways about that.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will approach under a single condition:
    I'd be given an opening line that humans use so I don't look like an extraterrestrial

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this like man vs. bear, except even more moronic and homosexualy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could see that analogy
      >Women would feel safer seeing a bear in the woods than a man because of how violent men are
      >Men would rather eat three of the spiciest and most painful peppers in ever cultivated than talk to women because of how cowardly men are

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because of how shitty women are*

        You almost had it, yes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate you morons so much. LARP as a centrist online, give lip service to both sides, then side with women anyway. This is why you are moronic. You don`t even see why this is different from the bear/man argument, because of how much brainrot you have. The man/bear argument is stupid because the LARGE majority of men won't do shit to you as a woman. A bear will 100% frick you up.

        With approaching random women on the street, unless you are 3 standard deviations above any men women could potentially see on the streets, you are not gonna get shit. But your moronic little brain does not understand this because you just want to side with women anyway. Next thing you know you will be talking about how incels are just male feminists or how femcels are real.

        Go get fricked by a bear in the woods and die.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol the bait worked

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Here's your (You)

            Fricking Black person Original

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          or better put, a calculated risk VS the way a woman on tiktok of ALL PLACES feels.

          I hate you Black folk so much it's unreal.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not gonna get shit
          How do you know?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The thing is, women are lying.
        They know that exaggerating about how violent and dangerous all men are, gets men do simp and do things for them. That's where so much of the modern female victim narrative comes from. They know it works.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love spicy food and have grown carolina reapers so I'm gonna go with that

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to approach women outdoors?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get a dog and teach him to pounce on women.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I asked an old fat woman for directions the other day. I think that's all you're allowed to do.

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