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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you close your eyes you can see yourself fricking your hot neighbor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I did frick her and i regret it massively. I have to see that b***h every time i walk out of the house

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's why you're supposed to only imagine it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >analogy for the palestine-israel conflict

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        don't shit where you eat
        that's why anon said to imagine it, and not to do it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bongland
      >hot neighbor
      not only close your eyes bit also start dreaming

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hahahahahaha
        Best answer anon
        Have a nice evening

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Touché.
        Joke's on you, though. My neighbour is an old man.
        Wait, does that mean he thinks I'm his hit b***h when he wanks?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >shitalian
        At least Anglo b***hes don’t have arm hair

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its the UK tho

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nah. I just play music to drown the frickers out.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't have a cheeky wanky listening to his neighbors do the ol' rough-n-tumbly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a student living in a flat and once when I was trying to sleep the lady living above me was moaning like crazy. I got rock hard tbh.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ how cheap is the ADL now? Did the good israelites go to war?
        >rock hard, gay flag, woman moaning...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I just picked a random flag tbh senpai I am white heterosexual male and nazi racist. Sieg heil kill all non-whites.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Huh maybe you're not a gay after all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      of course it HAS to be cheeky

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Living like this is fricking horrible. It's also how you can tell that most couples don't have sex, and that some neighbors molest their kids.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up in a council house and my neighbour jodie was being blacked by a man who isnt her mixeed race childs father. I heard all the plapping, the moaning etc. I went over for weed at one point and the house was just pure trash, no carpets, concrete floor.
      The plapping and moaning never made me horny. Just tired and mad i cant sleep.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's proper hot innit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most of these homes are brick
      Trust me you aren't going to be hearing much

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those are apartments, EUgays live in apartments and call them homes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >muh big good
      Black person golem mentality

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you share walls you live in an apartment

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Learn to read you stupid gypsy Black person

          kek

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the christcuck cross
            lol should have prayed harder, im sure his house breaking is part of gods plan he works in mysterious ways after all

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Change your mind (repent) and believe in Jesus as your lord, or spend eternity away from God, and be ruled by Satan.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Some of the worst people next to israelites I've ever met were Christians and the variety of religions that are pretty much the same thing. They lie they steal and are just as envious and self centered as israelites while thinking israelites do no wrong. I don't believe in God israeli or otherwise and I live a good life but those animals need the threat of something greater than themselves to act halfway decent. Religion is needed for the simple sheep of this world who would proclaim they would have no morals without it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Christians are based, ur just a jealous mutt golem, cry some more Black person ur foreskin wont grow back

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >God made them build their house out of cardboard
            free will, Black person
            I understand you're a zogbot npc with no consciousness, so it might be a tough concept

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ol' hole-in-roof burger still cant hear their neighbors frickin

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I still don't understand how this is even possible. I mean, that "roof" would have never survived a single storm so clearly they weren't living there for long. The rafters aren't even spaced correctly. All this, yet they look like they are fully moved in, height ticks on the wall and everything. The time line just doesn't make sense.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thats just drywall on the floor. I have to imagine the roof was shingles that were falling apart and fast winds blew it off before raining through the drywall. even that scenario is pretty hard to imagine outside of a tornado or hurricane though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's called terraced housing and it's soulful

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you’re an ant or a bee perhaps.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Learn to read you stupid gypsy Black person

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When it comes to housing and property? Yes more space, more land, more rooms is better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >pod le good
        bug mentality, apartments are only temporary housing for students and young people. If you don't have at least an acre you're not living.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. Remember burgerbros when they’re making fun of our homes this is where they’re posting from.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like section 8.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          More like cell block 8 holy frickin prison yard.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Kek. Do you know these brick thingies they keep talking about are?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Basically is. For context the average square footage of a UK home is 656sq ft. In the US the average home size is 2,014 sq ft.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, but can you tell me what bricks are? They sound great.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >656 sqft
            Kek that’s the size of my master suite. Do bongs really?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          OMG!!! ITS JUST LIKE MY FLICKERINOOO

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Section 8 is housing for Black folk. ignoramous
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_8_(housing)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ew
        what a nightmare

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like section 8.

        Small island + big population = close homes. Not too difficult to grasp.

        Small brain + low IQ = Emotional response. Like your post and thinking shitty particle board is good. In Japan, wood homes depreciate and they're made of actual wood there. You're coping hard and are useful idiots for Blackrock.

        Wood is a junk material D. R. Horton and other massive home builders know it. A 5000 Sqt home costs them less than 45k in labor and materials and they sell it for $600k minimum and then idiots sell it a few years later for even more despite the fact anything made of wood should be worth less over time. They're making money hand over fist and idiots like you drive this. I don't want to buy a house again unless I build it myself out of metal and concrete. I hated my parents house which was wood. I hated my apartment which was wood. I hate my house now which is wood. I HATE WOOD. Anything else is just bag holding and sour grapes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There are wooden craftsmen and Victorian homes well over a hundred years old in the US that are still in pristine condition. If you’re building your own house/having your house built and not just buying prefab you can actually influence which materials are used. Timber is quite popular in Alaska for example.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mother of God!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        pls euthanize me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You call tattered cardboard boxes a house. At least it won't get blown away unlike after you eat mexican tacos and rip one wide open.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Riggggghhhht

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oi is that cardboatd i see?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No i think its Paper Mache which is 100000x worse kek

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So youre saying euros are lying hypocrites again?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Precisely.

            It's called terraced housing and it's soulful

            >live like you're in prison
            >soulful
            topkek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No they call then Flats or something similar. Either way the terminology they use is comical.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Name one (1) country in the EU where they call it "flat."
        You do realize that most European countries have their own languages, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      at least they don't collapse when a minor wind blows over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they live in commie blocks and cope by calling it walkable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The funny thing is I can already walk in the suburbs
        "walkable" means just not having to walk more than a block to go to the liquor store or public transit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In the US they are describing townhouses, not apartments

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      townhomes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would say they are more like townhouses or condos here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes the famous cardboard mansions of newyork, the envy of the world.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You ever drive by a large farm where you can see out across the land and a house in the distance? That is how my home is except I’m not a farmer, I work at a scrap yard, we just have more elbow room for building, or at least some areas still do, I’ve been to parts of neighboring state and it’s concrete for hundreds of miles

        But if that’s what you want and what you like then that’s cool, miss me with that though

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a mexcrement who goes back and forth to mexico

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Rahesh

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Our homes have slightly better accustic dampening than the plywood you make yours out of.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      kek

      EUcope

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have two square miles to myself though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Keyword: slightly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >slightly better, but attached to another house
      >worse, but seperated by dozens of feet of yard
      hmm

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sharing walls is a special kind of hell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Especially if you're autistic. I basically live with my noise-cancelling headset on else I would literally go insane from the constant reminder of my serfdom.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i feel your pain. we live very rural and the hearing thing is still fricking me up. i can hear heavy machinery working 10 miles away, the deep rumble more audible INSIDE the house.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I figured you were fat but I didn't think you were a LITERAL elephant lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            they must get very annoyed with all the damn noises poos make.

            It's a little difficult to give perspective if details are left out, but fair point I guess. Didn't mean to, just wanted to shout at the wall for a bit.

            thats fine but consider this your last warning.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My gay mystery meat goblino neighbor was shouting/laughing at 4:00 this morning.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You fricking have a nice day you mass replying attention prostitute Black person homosexual meme flag israelite

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My walls are solid concrete. I couldn't listen to my neighbours shagging even if I wanted to (I've tried on many occasions since I was 8).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you have shag carpet in britain or would that be lewd

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek I literally have shag carpet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you shag on the shag shagger?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unlike in the US, british construction is made from brick or stone and so you can’t hear shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hello, vpn.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did you just learn what a vpn is? Do you feel like a smart big boy now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even that. We just choose not to insulate apartments and Americans have no other experience sharing walls. I own a townhouse built with timber framing, but townhomes are required to have firewalls between units and I have consequently not heard my neighbors once. Even when they had a newborn.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >angloids are literally forced by law to listen to the people their grandfathers paid exorbitant taxes and rationed food to train into a billion-strong army of workers creating the generation that will memoryhole them
    kinda hot tbh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      built for BWC (but not impregnation)

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a lesbian couple as neighbors. They aren’t super hot but cute and I heard them having sex once. I believe they used a strapon and since then I have a weird desire to frick and impregnate them both although I hate homosexualry. But so far I only got invited for dinner but nothing happened.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I apparently live in one of the 20% of homes. I wonder what a "home" is here exactly. If a "home" is an individual's residence then it's a moronic statistic; we're a tiny island that's been crammed with immigrants. Cities as a result have an overwhelming, dense population. So if there is a block of flats with 50 "homes" then you've just massively skewed the numbers; it's one building.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I cant beleive there was actually a time when I thought bongs were human

    ?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Terraced houses are hell on earth wether your neighbours are BAME or white trash. Even most semi-detatched properties have frick all sound insulation because they were built in the 70s by the council on the cheap. Many of them have fricking moronic layouts with living rooms parallel to one-another, ones with the hallway inbetween aren't as common.

    So glad I live in a detached property now even if it is colder.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some have bbq fuel on the outside of the tower. See Grenfell.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol Eurocucks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      PEAK COMFY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean you couldn't even walk in there yourself so you're just jealous lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Neither of my cars could even fit in there. I’d just park on the sidewalk and make you walk in the street.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why wouldn't he just park her car off the street and just make that "garage," into an office or extra room and just add to the value of his house? because this looks like a bunch of nonsense

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can buy a detatched house for the same price as a terraced one just 5-10 minutes drive out of most towns, our suburbs are far smaller than yours. For some reason though many bongs are content with cramped living spaces

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had to listen for half a year my neigbours fricking. And she was loud af (intentionally I bet).

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this is normal in bongland

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Shanks sink from before the Armitage merger
      You will never have something so based in your possession

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I used to work the front desk at a hotel a lot if bongs/euros stayed at and you would not even believe the amount of times they called to ask why there was a power outlet in the bathroom and if that was safe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did you offer them a complimentary suicide toaster?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mutts aren't using 240v
        Considered basic health and safety but there are allowances in the 18th wiring regs for specific plugs and what not

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Almost every home has 240 for the dryer and oven. I have 240 plugs in the garage for my welder and other toys.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A Brit would never ask that; continental Europeans yes it's totally normal.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesnt make his neighbors listen to his degenerate sexual encounters as the ultimate flex
    NGMI

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    QUESTION

    when all homes are attached like that, and one unit is filthy and gets rodent & wienerroach infested, what happens to all the other units connected?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They swarm through the roof cavity and back yards.
      Modern fire rwgs require firewalls to the roofline, older buildings often have no walls above deiling height.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got bedbugs from a neighbor in a duplex. German roaches are also easy to transmit from one house to another.
      Basically if ANY middle eastern c**t moves in and you share a wall you're FRICKED

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I got bedbugs from a neighbor in a duplex

        Never had to worry about them but how do u get rid of them?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the good news is that you cant really get rid of them. The bad news is that yo might have to burn everything you own.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You and I have a very different opinion of what's good news heh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there is no good news regarding bedbugs. sorry.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My place is cheap, 290pw which is cheap, like very, very cheap but it's completely modern and clean which is amazing. Studio apartment though but was originally 240pw before the increases, but I earn enough to live comfy. Afaik, never even seen a bed bug, now going to have to look them up. And jeez. Okay no that's nightmare fuel they bite all over?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you'll know if you have them. they leave tracks of bites and usually across the torso. they will make their homes close to your bed in any cracks, seams or joins available. the only sure i know of is heat treatment - like a clothes dryer for half an hour. freezing doesn't work.

            its my greatest fear to get them in my house. no cure but burning it to the ground and staying away for 3 years until rebuilding.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >freezing doesn't work.

            See I like to keep the air con on pretty much all the time. Being cold is a weird comfort. Thought maybe if they ever came here that would help but it gets much colder in Canada and if your cold doesn't stop them, air con at 18° won't.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I had to move and throw away everything I owned. It was a sandBlack person who moved in next door and within 6 months we had german roaches in our food and bedbugs
          awful, I kept up with the landlord and he had to evict the head sandBlack person for refusing to clean.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you mean just clothes and linen and stuff or like Everything?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            they will infest everything. books, clothes, furniture, literally anything which has a small tight seam or join to squeeze into and hide. its what they do.

            >freezing doesn't work.

            See I like to keep the air con on pretty much all the time. Being cold is a weird comfort. Thought maybe if they ever came here that would help but it gets much colder in Canada and if your cold doesn't stop them, air con at 18° won't.

            thats clearly not freezing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >they will infest everything. books

            Books too. Seriously why did nature create such a annoying pos

            aw that’s so sad anyway let’s see those breasts

            No.

            >thats clearly not freezing

            No. Wonder what the inverse is then. No way to make my place as hot as a dryer. Just glad I've never had to deal with this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >No way to make my place as hot as a dryer.
            its possible as one form of erradication. they literally wrap your house in plastic and fill it with heater units. they run untill the entire place, even inside the walls, has been raised to about 60c. thats the temp at which they die. the cost must be incredible, and the success rate dubious.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >they literally wrap your house in plastic

            But for an apartment, what the hell do they do?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there must be ways to isolate areas. wont be easy or cheap but it will be possible. likely they will resort to chemical treatments to suppress the bugs and hope they dont come back. its what they did in the hostel where i had them

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            everything. Furniture, electronics, clothes
            it wasn't worth the risk. The bedbugs can live for months without food and the german roaches lay eggs in electronics.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The bedbugs can live for months without food
            they can live for 2 years or more without feeding once. they are literally the worst plague of bugs you can get.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's a small miracle I managed to move without taking them with me. The landlord later offered to sell me the house but I didn't want it. Maybe I should have bought it to sell, would have made a killing in 2021.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nightmare stuff. ive only had them when travelling, but the hostel closed of the entire floor and engaged chemical treatments. the frickers were already in all the external seams of my, thankfully, sealed waterproof bags. heat is the only way. tumble dry everything. i lost several books, clothes etc that were not in the bags. these fricking bugs are a disaster, and we only even know about them because of wogs coming here.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My house is made out of Chinese particleboard and costs $800k plus tip but at least I don’t have to listen to my neighbors arguing over whether or not they should declare bankruptcy to cover the hospital bill for the birth of their son.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he dosent live in a comfy prewar suburb

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        which war?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we all know you don't own a house, you fat commie slob. go spout your WEF garbage somewhere else.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Our homes are built from brick and stone, unlike your glorified Wendy houses.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's kinda hot

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Half the 'apartments' here are 3 story Georgian buildings split up onto 6 apartments. You can hear everything. You can smell everything. Most are foreigners. It is hell.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    has nobody used the 'yes but atleast we have free healthcare' line yet? eurobros yall lacking big time frfr no cap

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I live close to an exceptionally wealthy area of the country, I was shocked that despite the homes being huge with massive gardens, there was only a few meters between each of then. You have to be richer than rich in this country to get away from other people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's for that sense of community.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, these houses are huge, probably 7 or 8 bedrooms. We're just so densely populated. Imagine paying an obscene amount of money for a home to have a couple of meters space from your neighbours and a duel caridgeway right outside of your home.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >duel caridgeway
          thats called a 4 lane highway

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on the neighbor.
          >duel caridgeway
          That's shitty.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, these homes are valued at about 2-5 million as well. Even the rich can't get away from other people.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What would the English do without neighbours to compare themselves to?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's a good point. Believe it or not though, some of us just want to be left alone.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I know, I'm British. I used to live in a detached 4-bed house in Caterham. Lovely area, hidden hills, not far from Kenley RAF base.

            Lovely big house but you look out the window and you're gonna see people. And on weekends you're gonna see other wanks in their driveways doing their little projects.

            You just can't escape.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How life in Portugal friend? Anywhere in Europe seems better than this anarcho-tyranic society

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's a lot more peaceful on the mind, that is for sure. I get the odd twinge and miss home but I couldn't go back at this point, we'll see what next parliament brings, but that country is on acid at the moment.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Did you move before or after brexit? If after, was it hard? I'm desperate to get out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Long after, and it's not that difficult, a lot of EU countries have options. France & Spain are talking about bringing back free movement with the UK, I think that's on the cards pretty soon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What's the process? If I could find a rural part of Italy I'd be in heaven.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you work there? I briefly fantasised about living in Portugal after spending a few days in Lisbon and the surrounding area. Then I realised that I was on holiday and the locals are mostly poor and exhausted

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            they'd be canadians and compare themselves to the Americans, strangely always coming out as being better no matter how much liberty they lose..

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It used to be the case, even on the poorest estates people would take pride in their property and make sure it was pristeen. That doesn't exist anymore. Some bawd that gets a free council home for them and their 6 kids get in the national papers due to their house being mouldy even though they never open a window or use a bit of bleach. Everything in this country is always somebody else's fault or daddy government has to fix it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >people would take pride in their property and make sure it was pristeen
            grew up on an estate where there were quiet pockets of that. thankfully our house was in one of them. sometimes one of the few houses in the culdisac still rented out by the government used to get a problem family and they stood out like a sore thumb covered in shit. all the good homes were lived in by people over 60. you'd never hear anything out of them. i can see how it wasnt such a bad way to live but i bet you're right and its a very rare thing these days.

            personally i could never go back to that since spending years living very rural with no one within 500m and only trees in sight.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My grandparents lived on a council estate that was built just after the war. The whole street bought their homes and they were immaculate with beautiful gardens. Since they all died it's been sold to wogs and pakis. I Havnt driven down their street since they've died.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i bet its the same where i was (sheffield). not been there in 20 years now. even then our whole area had basically no wogs OR pakis if you can believe it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My grandparents had a beautiful cherry blossom tree in the front yard they put a swing on for me and my siblings. Last I heard thr wog new owners cut it down. They had a koi pond in the back garden where they had fish that were older than me. As soon as some filthy foreigners moved in when my grandparents were old and infirm, all of the fish were stolen. My grandfather died not long after.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah its too bad. we might be of a similar age (40) and have caught the ending of those times. the foreigners can only destroy it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was glad to grow up in the 90s. It might be rose tinted glasses but even on the rough estates people were decent to each other and there was a comradery. In my grandparents final years they had to worry about feral crackhead Black folk mugging them when they'd go to the shops for the paper and some milk.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i grew up there, in a terraced house built during the 1950s. best part was being able to hear the old lady next door take a shit and flush.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, because our homes are build with thick slabs of limestone and dampen sound unlike your shitty cardboard cutouts

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Bible says "woe to those who join houses together." Yeah because it's hellish. If I had to share a wall with my neighbors I'd an hero fer shure.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some lads I worked with were building these subhuman quality social houses and a couple had already moved in next door to the house they were working on, and it was a white guy with a sheeboon wife, and these lads were joking about how her clit is probably bigger than his wiener, and the bloke knocked on the door and said "btw we can hear everything though these walls".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did he whip it out to show them?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They've popped a couple of soulless Barrett estates around me. Suicidal places.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just want to say this is not exclusively a British thing. Where I grew up the walls were paper thin too. My neighbour's knew my father was molesting me and for two years, no one said anything. You all can think that's funny if you like but for me, it was worse knowing people knew and did nothing. At least if the walls weren't so thin maybe they'd have an excuse. I really haven't grown up since the age it stopped, i'm still that fricked up twelve year old girl, it's why i'm here in this cess pit and occasionally hopeful basket weaving forum. I'm never having kids.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your dad is supposed to take your virginity, roastie. Anything else would be cucked. Now post breasts w/ timestamp or GTFO.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Been here for two years and my skin is thick so your poison can't harm me. Get a life and frick your degeneracy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You post here instead of staging a little revenge accident? Why are you b***hes so moronic ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He went to jail for 6 years, he's out of my life. I am not violent but do have a small knife on me pretty much always even though it's illegal here just in case someone else tries something but hope to never use it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this placed used to have rules

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah then they started letting leafs in and then all the rules went out the Window! No, frick that rule, i'm not going to degrade myself to have permission to speak, all that would do is make me look bad. My opinion does not mean any more than anyone else's just because I am a woman. We're all equal in this shithole. If you don't like that and want some hierarchy, go to plebbit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if we're equal why play your women card at all?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's a little difficult to give perspective if details are left out, but fair point I guess. Didn't mean to, just wanted to shout at the wall for a bit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm never having kids.
      It feels like a curse right now but by next year you'll be relieved in ways difficult to describe that you don't have to watch your own children wither into the ground

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not just that I feel afraid to that if they could get hurt, but because of the abuse, I can't. Everything else works fine and normal but I can't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      obviously it's not for the best, but look at you! A woman strong enough to be here. The people you help will be unwittingly thankful to those years of suffering.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This might be the kindest thing anyone has said to me on here, thank you. I appreciate it more than u will ever know.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      aw that’s so sad anyway let’s see those breasts

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    attached wall with your neighbor is called an apartment.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you bongs are ACTUALLY forced to listen to your neighbors have sex

    Yeah, you need 600k for a detached house, £1milly in whiter parts of the country and £4mil in London. Bongland isn't a good country to be poor in.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is the countryside an option? Here in Australia once you get like 60km away from the coast eve everything just stops and you can't really go live in the outback and despite being surrounded by thousands of acres, the country towns you hear about like broken hill or lightning ridge are impossible to get land on, or so I am told. There's tons of beautiful English countryside, is it all crown land? Like unless you need to live near a city ofc..

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >60km away from the coast
        that pretty much places you in the center of england anywhere lol. even rural scotland or the island of scotland are expensive as hell now. some little terrace in somewhere like Nigg (real) still costs more than 70K quid, a place with nothing and no work. its mad.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're much more lucky in Canada, though guess the upper territories are all permafrost so but seriously you have some amazing places and wilderness.

          Maybe that's why all the rich ppl in London started building those 5 storey basements and stuff. That's crazy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Is the countryside an option?

        No because in Bongland, in stark contrast to the rest of the world, the countryside is VASTLY more expensive in anywhere even remotely desirable (because it's white). You can go somewhere rural in scotland or wales, but then you have to shit in a bucket and keep warm by fricking the neighbors sheep.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not capable of living in the countryside on my own I know this, but I don't plan on dating any time soon or likely ever so I'd be alone and wouldn't survive. Rn i'm 19, have my own apartment with a door with very good locks, work a lame job but pays my rent and even though I am in a city, I can be completely alone, but have the conveniences. Wish I could live in the middle of nowhere though but haven't got what it takes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >'m 19, have my own apartment
            you have no excuse to be lonely, you're 19 go out there and do some activities you will eventually meet some women, very important to not find 'friends' as lonely and moronic as you are right not, they will just worsen your situation.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not lonely. I avoid people, big crowds. I go to work as a cliche secretary to a man who is barely brighter than a light bulb, i have a very small friend circle but other than that, i keep my doors shut and my curtains closed.

          • 1 month ago
            Sage

            There’s something very unnatural about living in an apartment building in the middle of a city. Started to drive me insane being surrounded by so many Black folk. Rural living is the only way to go.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Chinese are in my building and some caucasians. Amazingly haven't been broken into, i wonder why. Noise cancelling headphones block out the city and its my own world. Ik its not healthy, but theres no magic cure for the fricked up ive got. Just amazed that unlike others i havent gone totally man hating feminist nutcase. Nope. Society is the issue, and me because I had chances to speak up to prevent what happened to me but felt too afraid and as fricked up as this is, I Didn't want to ruin his life. I belong here with all you doomscrollers.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s not true at all mate. There are more villages than towns and cities. Best value is Lincolnshire. My house cost 190k in a village of 2000. Garage, big drive, decent garden backing on to fields..

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >That’s not true at all mate.

            It is where i live, ex coal mining towns may vary

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not sure what you mean, no mining done here, fishing was the industry until it collapsed many decades ago.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >That’s not true at all mate.

            It is where i live, ex coal mining towns may vary

            ETA, after a quick look on rightmove it appears you are taking the piss.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That’s Lincoln you daft twonk I said Lincolnshire, you know, the county? Very rural. I live in Yorkshire. Lincolnshire was an option at the time when I bought this house.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Lincoln you daft twonk I said Lincolnshire

            Lincoln is in Lincolnshire???

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but not the fricking city are you dense or what? All cities are expensive. Look for houses in the villages in the county ffs man

  37. 1 month ago
    Earl the Grey of dry toast on the isle

    It's just a natural human function. Get over it already. Would definitely safety dance the frick out of that street tho. Fr fr.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ITT:
    Cardboard dwelling muttmerican minds miserably failing to comprehend the strength and dampness of stone and concrete, yet again lmao.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Insulation is a foreign concept to the American.
    heh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and to europeans.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    uhh, but their houses are made out of bricks instead of US paper

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >paying the bank israelite for non-functional land
    Unless the parcels are an acre or bigger detached housing is a waste of money and people that buy such homes are moronic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate people.
      I literally sacrificed a marriage and two relationships over them wanting to "live in the city".
      I don't want to hate women but I have yet to find one content with spending money on a car instead of laced nightclub drinks.

      And these are women approaching 30 FFS

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I listen to my neighbour having sex with my wife. It's an emotionally powerful experience.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yellow Submarine on Abbey Road!

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They destroyed UK... Europe and North America.

    God damn scum.
    I am watching an idiot sas right now on YouTube and the idiot interviewer who was in US military too and is not peddling shitty mushroom supplements and gold... I wasn't too hard to frick up the continets on their watch, they even helped unbewitting to them.

    God damn idiot world.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Soon, they'll be forced ro watch rape by migrants in broad daylight!

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to have even louder sex to compete.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I personally would never live in one but most people don't mind it. The walls are thick brick so you can't hear your next door neighbours. Maybe you could hear a jeetshaker.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where in the frick do you park your Sir Clive Sinclair ™ C5 in a place like that?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        right next to the speccy mate

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They tried to Jam 100 million people into London to remain relevant and this is the result.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Something has to give though at some point right? Like a dam bursting, which could then encourage more infrastructure and communities in rural places, but that could end up wrecking the peace and quiet there I guess..

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a job for the Jeetshaker.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    American houses are made of plywood and you can hear your mexican neighbour taking a dump

  51. 1 month ago
    Sage

    Wtf does that mean you cucked homosexuals? You mean APARTMENTS? TOWNHOUSES? CONDOS? “Attached”, get the frick outta here you moronic Black folk. I thank God everyday my family left that fricking hell hole israelite nightmare and I was born here. Imagine not walking around carrying a sidearm with 15 rounds in the mag. You homosexuals better vote in Hitler 2.0 soon and take your shit back.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Wtf does that mean
      Another amerishart that doesn't know what English words mean. I shin bet you know what Hava Nagila means though.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody is having sex
    Birthrates are at their lowest
    Virginity, sexlessness, social isolation are at their highest.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody is having sex
      >Birthrates are at their lowest

      We've self selected for extinction. For my part, endo wrecked my chances. The world got so comfy that the future doesn't matter anymore.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        endo?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Endometriosis. Can happen without abuse of course but in my case was abuse induced.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            in the chance youre not a pathetic 30 year old troglodyte, i read the rest, im sorry.
            from the little i know endo is not 100%, and ivf is an option. dont count it out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            unfortunately in my case it is, I've known that since i was 14. One of my friends also has endo (not caused by my sort of thing) and developed an ovarian cyst so she and I are close. But thank you anon.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    .

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well lush innit mush

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably 100k now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sold for £108k last time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            baka

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can do the same for 1/5th of the money (or even lower) but your home will also move at your leisure. There is no way someone is cucked enough to buy your pic related.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That 'flat' is in London though m9, where even a parking space is £150k and if you park anywhere else you get towed within 15 seconds.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >live in house that moves
            >decide to live in london

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            People live in London as it's pretty much the only place you can earn serious money.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In london you are either the landlord/taxman/israeliteman or the guy who is kidding himself stuck in a cost sunk fallacy.

            ill be honest with you I will be sleeping in my car tonight at -5 or something and I prefer it to trying to sleep in a room with 5 strangers, where at least one is a noisy alcoholic shithead, and paying 600+ pounds for it.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    England is an ugly fricking country. The people are ugly, the infrastructure is ugly, the suburbs are ugly, it’s run by muslims and ruled by a pedophile king. I can’t imagine living in a worse place.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No better in the eastern suburbs here.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >forced to
    it's free dogging, m8

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No? We have insulation and brick walls, my neighbours would need to be drilling into the adjoining wall before I would hear anything from them.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm ignorant but is it because 80% of the UK were/are serfs working in factories/mines/etc with towns/cities created specifically for them to always live near as a pseudo prisoner?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's largely because it's a country designed for 10 to 40 million people and we have 70 million here (probably actually 80 mil with all the shed pajeets)

      Cramming so many people in to a tiny area makes resources expensive. My 2600sqft house i sold for 250k is now 800k thanks to the extra 10 million people over the last decade.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        do people routinely go nuts because they live so close to each other? that's fricking crazy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Now check popuition density of England, the place where everybody actually lives. Scotland brings the average down on account of being full of frick all.

          Yes it send people nuts, it's why so many bongs are alcoholics.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            your island is a prison lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >almost as barren as alaska

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No we don't have cardboard walls

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've lived in apartments all my life and never heard anyone have sex. Maybe not live in cardboard boxes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >all my life and never heard anyone have sex
      sad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the general cacophony of the poocity you live in probably drowned out the sounds of poolove

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's these super obnoxious Indians that live above me. Every time my GF and I frick, there's this fat one upstairs that stomps his feet right above where we're doing it. It's funny, sometimes we frick in the bathroom, sometime the bed, doesn't matter. Motherfricker has echolocation for hearing or something and it never fails. One time I just laughed really loud and then burped and the dude went on a rampage slamming cabinet doors and slamming shit everywhere for like half an hour.

    lol, poor gross frick has to pay $1400 for a shithole he can't afford while swimming in debt to live in a Country where he will freeze his balls off, get 0 pussy, and generally disliked by a vast majority of the population only to listen to the white devils downstairs constantly producing more of themselves.

    Only recently he's figured out what water hammer is, and now he's been slamming the water on and off as aggressively as he can, because I think he thinks the rattling noise bugs us or makes him feel powerful, but either way i'm going to laugh my ass off when he blows a seal and there's 200psi of tall apartment building water pissing out into his unit. It'll run down into ours too, but it'll be easy to get the expensive shit out so i'm just a waiting for it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      new pasta?

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    used to live in an old georgian cottage with 2ft thick stone walls, could still hear the neighbours fricking, first it was a middle aged lesbo couple, then a straight couple
    had many a wank to them
    cor

    now that ive moved away, the neighbours opposite sometimes leave their blinds open and frick for like an hour, going fully at it, i can see right it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol in my twenties I dated this chick and she lived with her mom, both a little odd but huge stoners so we all clicked and would hang out and smoke weed.

      Anyways, her mom would have baths at like 12:30 at night with the door wide open, straight across the hall from us. We're in the bedroom and you can hear her like turning pages on her book and shit. Anyways this chick would have no bones about wanted to get thwumped atleast twice before bed. She would like put on netflix, but leave the volume at like 5 and her mom would sit there and listen to us frick for like 40 mins then just act like nothing happened the next morning or whatever.

      Her mom and I would hang out and talk sometimes, have a coffee smoke a joint or whatever, I always thought it was weird because she was like oh you should get those moles on your back check, ha that's funny Maddy, i've never been shirtless around you before,

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Paper mario would love to live here

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Usually 2 external walls so cant hear into the neighbours house.
    Still doesnt provide side access.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Yanks will never understand being this comfy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine that would be a great place to trip on because it would look like everything is melting and the ceiling would be collapsing in on you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bongs took all the aesthetic metaphysical power they could squeeze from elsewhere and have put it all in the countryside cottages. Thats how you ended up with nightmare towns and fairytale villages.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ceiling bits remind me of spider legs. Non stop spider thoughts.

      there must be ways to isolate areas. wont be easy or cheap but it will be possible. likely they will resort to chemical treatments to suppress the bugs and hope they dont come back. its what they did in the hostel where i had them

      >there must be ways to isolate areas.
      You'd think so because this could affect more apartments and stuff than regular houses. Damn now i'm going to be checking everything, i'm already OCD as hell.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm already OCD as hell.
        apologies. this wont help. over time you'll relax since the signs are quite obvious once you know.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is there anything that eats them? Like grasshoppers or... that's probably a bad idea, plague for plague.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd take georgian over that tudor shit any day.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember my days being a navy military gay my military neighbor above me went on deployment for 6 months and his wife or GF or whoever stayed there.
    Still heard lots of fricking while he was away.
    The day a large ship came back I assume he came back as well because I heard lots of fricking that night...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's awful, I hope she breaks her legs falling. Not sorry to say that. What a b***h. Did you tell the husband? I hope you Didn't his world would have fallen apart.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Did you tell the husband? I hope you Didn't his world would have fallen apart.
        nah wasn't my business. But I think most would rather know and let their life fall apart rather than living with a cheating ho. If I knew the guy I would have told him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Karma will get back at her, I hope.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me enjoying my comfy brick single family house.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They love it like this. They honestly don't know any better. All euros enjoy the sardine life style.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ahhh yeah now that's comfy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the fireplace so small?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        EU regulations. Fricking Euros.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its a stove not a fireplace. Fireplaces are for LARPers, stoves are the real deal.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Its a stove not a fireplace
          Whether open or closed like that one, we just call them fireplaces so tomato tomato

          EU regulations. Fricking Euros.

          >EU regulations
          Going to happen here probably too, tho no fireplace for me. By the time I can afford my own normal house wood will be banned

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Whether open or closed like that one, we just call them fireplaces so tomato tomato
            Absolutely moronic. Then again what can you expect from shitskins living in hot climate countries.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have a kettle? I do. Ik they aren't common outside of UK and Australia (and new zealand), and I wouldn't think any less of you if you Didn't have one.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No all I drink is rainwater that I collect in bottles with a funnel since Im a poorgay but I also refuse to pay rent and so I live in a car.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe vanlyfe is for you in the future?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes absolutely. Whatever I dont pay in rent I put aside for a van. Im just looking for the cheapest van price/van insurance in EU before I go ahead. In UK the vehicle price is cheap but the insurance is very high and so its not worth even if I wanted to be stuck with a right hand drive vehicle and not be able to travel outside of UK.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There's some really great channels on youtube with some really creative use of space, even showers though most of these people build their own rather than buy from the people that can turn a van into a home. Theres some great couples who live in their van and do tours, in a weird way, those couples are the only ppl that make me want to start dating.. like of course they would still have issues from time to time but they all have one thing in common, they look super happy and fulfilled. So good luck to you!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >So good luck to you!
            Thanks.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >stuck with a right hand drive vehicle and not be able to travel outside of UK

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes bongs have right hand drive vehicles while the rest of europe has left hand drive vehicles and so if you buy a bong vehicle you are stuck with it in UK.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i like that. that stove will put out plenty of heat dont listen to those fireplace larpers
      t. tiny stove liver at +25 with -15 outside all the time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And if it’s not stone facade they will collect ambient heat and radiate it hours after the stove is out

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          definitely. if they have the void sealed up above the stove thats a proper snug fren space for sure. you start that in the morning or around lunch time and that whole room is cosy for the rest of the (drinking) night. id have to sit way back. it'll be too warm.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > walkable cities
    > big detached homes with garden
    choose

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But we still need more migration because reasons

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That looks comfy ngl

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if a house is attached to another home, it is considered an apartment or condo. So, not a house.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what are town houses?

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, watch this Irish lad KO a Black person, this is funny as frick.
    https://twitter.com/UltraDane/status/1746980827949601103

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What did he hit him with?

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It can’t be worse than apartment buildings in the US where the only thing separating units is two pieces of drywall and maybe an inch of pink fluff.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's joever, even Brazil of all places has a 1,5m distance between houses

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they don't have cardboard walls like you burgers

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    even in the US with our shitty drywall and plywood constructions i've never had a problem hearing my neighbors in an apartment or townhome, maybe it's a poor problem where lower end apartments have only a single layer of thin drywall between them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where I lived back then the walls had that texture that felt like it was solid, had those bumpy buts like as if they were concrete but you could hear when someone dropped a 5 cent piece next door.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bits.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Forced?
    Frick that i've got my ear to the wall whilst wanking.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's comfy living close together.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is that hobbiton?

      Is there anything that eats them? Like grasshoppers or... that's probably a bad idea, plague for plague.

      sadly nothing. they are an alpha pest. there is some development of control methods though. count on the white man to control his pests. remember, this is a new one for us.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you don't live there and stop larping as if you do

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        is that hobbiton?

        [...]
        sadly nothing. they are an alpha pest. there is some development of control methods though. count on the white man to control his pests. remember, this is a new one for us.

        lol I don't live in THAT house but live in a village in the countryside which has houses like that in it. I'm not rich enough for one but it is a fricking beautiful place which I appreciate a whole lot, after seeing other parts of the world...memeflag.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          glad that you could find a nice hiddyhole anon. hope you can keep it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks mate, I hope so too. I only rent now but would love to own a cozy little place here. It's so clean, aesthetic, and white!

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No bongs are having sex, they're all too busy eith their wrestling podcasts.

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    prbly not, because their walls aren't made of cardboard like Muttshacks

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >eurocucks be sitting in their 300 sq ft apartment calling picrelated a "mcmansion"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No joke I see houses like this in the outskirts here when I deliver parcels with Amazon flex. If I didnt have an escape through the planned van life and was stuck in a shithole room just working and paying rent I would have given up and started raiding these outskirts villas and kill everyone inside for whats in the fridge and kill whoever gets in my way and continue doing this until the day I get killed.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not from the UK but I'm a mason. OP might not know this but unlike North American homes, UK homes are built out of masonry (brick, stone, concrete) rather then stick timber, That being said, sound doesn't travel very well through a masonry wall. might want to put one around your torture room when you grow up to be the psycho killer you're destined to be OP XD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Historically this might be true, but it's not true of the new build homes and apartments that more and more people are being forced to live in. We're getting the worst of both worlds

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now you know why they hate suburbs so much

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