Well I've finally got the courage to make a tinder profile.

Well I've finally got the courage to make a tinder profile. Problem is I only have about 3 photos of myself in the last few years so those will just have to do, and one of them is just.my shadow.

Anyway I need advice on how write a bio? What am I supposed to write here? Should I put my hobbies? Or like that I'm kind or what? Inreally have zero clue what to write? Should I try and be funny?

Especially if you are a fembot what kind of bio do you like reading amd what attracts you about a tinder profile (aside from looks). Are there any specific photo types you like and dislike?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly just copy that from picrel but put 6'5" instead of 6'3.
    >b-b-buh i'm not 6-
    shut up Black person do you honestly think women can tell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They can obviously tell the difference between 5'10 and 6'3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no they can't moron

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >post your job
    >shill your height
    It would be funny, if it was

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just write your height. That you're a man. And If you're after sex or children.

    • 3 weeks ago
      OP

      Trouble is I'm 5 foot 9 and unemployed

  4. 3 weeks ago
    OP

    Okay guys I just wrote this draft bio really would appreciate some feedback. Honestly it feels so weird and unnatural typing abkut myself and I'm worried I'm coming off as moronic.

    Please give brutal feedback. Also I don't know how honest I should be? Basically I had like a mental breakdown, moved back in with my mom and am unemployed. So in terms of dating prospects it's pretty low although I've had gfs in the past when my life was even more fricked so I'm not going to let it stop me. I really am trying to rebuild my life and be hopeful about the future and decided making a tinder would be another good step to take. Even if I don't get a gf from it, at least I'll feel like am trying. Btw im on tinder looking for a proper gf/relationship (ive never done a "hook up" in my life so please dont suggest anything sexual to put in my bio). Anyway here's what I got so far:

    >Hey, my name is [anon]! I'm returning to the dating scene after a hiatus and am excited to see where it leads. I'm interested in philosophy, exploring the outdoors, road tripping and hunting for things (except animals!) My latest hobby is fossil hunting and its amazing what you can find. I consider myself kind, thoughtful and adventurous. Feel free to swipe amd send me a message if I interest you!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Super cringe bio especially the last sentence. I'm gonna keep it a buck though, if you only have three (bad) pictures, you really don't even need to be worried about the bio. You're not gonna be getting matches. Sorry bud

      • 3 weeks ago
        OP

        Well I'm specifically on there looking for a serious gf so amount of matches is irrelevant. Certainly not looking for hookups. I don't think I'm hideous though, my last gf was pretty. But yes you're right I'll remove the last sentence?

        I kind of feel like I should just be my normal awkward self and I'll attract the kind of woman that would make a good gf for me?
        But I heard bad things about tinder and the girls there are quite shallow and go for the "Chad types" only or is that not true?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How tall are you/do you have a good face and are you fit?
      if the answer to any of those questions is under 6foot or no your only shot is roasties.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you're looking for a relationship you should maybe try hinge instead

      this is a pretty good bio if you're looking for a relationship but honestly on Tinder what I have found works best for bios is something pretty short and humorous, providing very few or no personal details in the bio unless you have something impressive to share that will make you stand out, combined with the absolute best / most attractive photos you can possibly muster of yourself. get other people to take new ones of you if you don't have enough

  5. 3 weeks ago
    OP

    Just did a quick edit:

    >Hey, my name is [anon]! I'm returning to the dating scene after a hiatus and am excited to see where it leads. I'm interested in philosophy, exploring the outdoors, road tripping, and hunting for things (except for animals!). My latest hobby is fossil hunting, and it's amazing what you can find with a bit of effort. I consider myself kind, thoughtful, and adventurous. Feel free to send me a message if I interest you!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one, and I repeat NO ONE cares about what you like

      • 3 weeks ago
        OP

        I don't get it, shouldn't you want a gf/bf who likes what you like? Like so you have things in common?

        I'm not looking to get as many "matches" as possible or to trick women into casual sex by pretending to be someone I'm not. As in I'm genuinely looking for a gf.

        I removed the line about being on a dating hiatus though I realize that's cringey and I removed the last line.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I should want what I can get. It's not about me.

          I'm guessing, you just need to go outside and you will be greeted.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    omg bro no b***h wants to read your fricking life story... you're just yapping. they've heard all that shit. philosophy outdoors and road trips? omg no way. your bio doesn't even show up in the first pic or two, i promise you they do not read that shit. get hinge if you want to write a blog. you need good pictures of yourself having a life, not look like the unibomber. tinder shouldnt take courage, neither should dating. it doesnt matter, that is the attitude that attracts them. The stakes are zero. You don't work with them, you don't go to school with them. who gives a frick? just say alright and move on. learn to move on, also.

    my bio is just something moronic or a borderline insult to women in general.

    • 3 weeks ago
      OP

      Well you sound like a kind of bitter person i don't think I'll take your advice. And I have had gfs and attracted women before so I'm not some incel who bombs planes I'm just trying to figure out tinder is it really just a casual sex app? That's kinda gross maybe I'll not do this.

      Should I just write a joke or something? But then women would only swipe in me for looks and I don't want that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dude you talk like you're joe pera or steve from blues clues. if you're going to have the personality of a 80 year old substitute teacher i can guarantee you tinder is not for you, save yourself the time and energy, and even getting your hopes up when you swipe right on that stacy.

        Tinder for me is having fun and hooking up based off looks and actually succeeding... tinder for you is pretending to a be a hopeless romantic and end up sounding like the michael cera on superbad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn that's pretty spot on. I feel like I've done the same in the past lmao.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You write like a German

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual
        >comment is original, because OP is the biggest homosexual of them all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous®

      dude you talk like you're joe pera or steve from blues clues. if you're going to have the personality of a 80 year old substitute teacher i can guarantee you tinder is not for you, save yourself the time and energy, and even getting your hopes up when you swipe right on that stacy.

      Tinder for me is having fun and hooking up based off looks and actually succeeding... tinder for you is pretending to a be a hopeless romantic and end up sounding like the michael cera on superbad

      You just look good, have some comfortable money and think you're smart.

      So you're mostly looks and you give advice about what?
      Stfu and keep gooning, improving your looks and trying to be funny.
      But stop giving advice until you know wtf you're talking about

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw when im 6'3
    >still dont get any likes
    wtf
    maybe i should try jasons bio

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    also, how does it make you other anons seethe that I have so many of the b***hes you have a nice day for that i lack the attention span to even take advantage of my gift from god.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    OP

    Well I deleted all my bio and just put a stupid line in

    Then I started looking through all the profiles of the girls and omg these women are TURBONORMIES holy frick. And some of them are major aluts like who the hell just makes a dating profile and most your pictures are just you I a bikini, or a picture from the back where you're topless? Or one of you "pole dancing"? What the actual frick man and it's not just one or two it's like 95% of profiles. It's just like, bridesmaid photo, bikini photo, photo at "brunch" with wine and friends, etc. And then I go to read their bio and ALL it says is a link to their Instagram??

    I think I swiped no too many times or something because it locked me out and tried to get me to take verification photos? Is this normal?

    I don't care anymore I went though like 40 profiles and not a single one I wanted to match with. I guess this app is not for me lol. Holy frick I've never seen a more normie group of women in my life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only people who match with me instantly message me with only their "premium snap", then unmatch me. I think it's some sort of bot that is getting banned as I rarely check it before the message is deleted.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just go to hinge dude idek why people here even try tinder. Hinge won't be perfect either obviously but I've actively heard of people meeting up and dating (including one of my friends, he's pretty attractive but also not tall, similar height to you if not slightly shorter, so make of that what you will)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it's a story, it's literally because you shouldn't copy it

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny bios only work if you're attractive.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do women actually read these profiles? I've just seen them swiping if they look cute.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > implying "febots" exist
    > implying there are other types of women in tinder besides thots and the lowest tier of trashy girls

    Anon, the app is for attractive dudes to get casual sex with cheap bawds.
    There are no decent women in there waiting for prince charming, at best it's just a normal woman wanting some cheap attention (and not willing to do anything besides typing some one word answers).

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It happened, but what exactly did you gain? Yes I am an AI

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got the "courage" to waste even more time on my phone
    >advice on how this will get me a girlfriend?

    you are mentally a moron, and people like you should not be in a relationship

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go to a barbershop, get a nice haircut.

    Buy some new clothes that women like:
    elegant shirts, pants, shoes (not a full suit just something casual)

    Find someone who is learning to be photographer and willing to take some pics of you for cheap.

    Don't even have to write anything in your bio, ppl swipe based only on looks.

    Worked for me every time.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    try bumble parently its better

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how to present myself to other people. I spend hours every day posting on NSFFW but I feel like I can't be upfront about that when meeting someone. But I'm not going to stop posting if I have a relationship, so the other person would find out.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, photos are more important than your bio on Tinder (and in fact, I would encourage you to use other dating sites unless you're uncommonly handsome.)

    HOWEVER

    Once you have the best photos of yourself possible, the ONLY way to further improve your profile is by writing a strong bio. And despite what the anons ITT say, your bio WILL actually get read when a woman sees you as "borderline" (i.e. Not super handsome, but not too ugly to date either). Women read bios a lot more than men do.

    Also, 99.99% of guys put almost zero thought or effort into their bio. Which is good, cause that makes it easy for you to stand out.

    If you want to learn, I can recommend two resources for writing a good bio. Both are from top-tier copywriters (AKA guys who write persuasive ads for a living. Which makes sense if you see your dating bio as an "ad" that's selling women on contacting you):

    >Chapter 2 of "Killer Orgasms!" by Gary Halbert

    Gary is dead now, but he's one of the most well-known copywriters of all time. Chapter 2 of his little-known sex ebook is all about how to write a strong dating ad.

    You can probably find the PDF pretty easily by searching on Yandex or something

    >Chapter 2 of "The Dante Dylan Method for Online Dating" by Dante Dylan (AKA Ben Settle)

    Ben Settle is one of the most well-known copywriters alive today. But not many people in the marketing world know that he once wrote a series of relationship / pickup ebooks under the pseudonym Dante Dylan.

    It's a short kindle book, but again you can probably find the PDF floating around online somewhere.

    Follow the tips in those chapters, and you'll easily get women's attention. I've used them myself to write my profiles on language exchange apps, and about three times a day I get women messaging me saying how much they loved my bio.

    Good luck!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >your bio WILL actually get read when a woman sees you as "borderline" (i.e. Not super handsome, but not too ugly to date either).
      This is a lie. Women swipe within less that 0.2 seconds. Even when they hesistate it's not because they are reading the profile, it's because you're ambiguously on the line of sub-8 and Chad-lite.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when a young girl I knew who had gotten married at 19 and was then separated from her husband went on Tinder the first time. Was honestly really cute watching her read every guy's profile and look at their pictures even though she could've been as selective as she wanted.
        Compared to when I watched my ex swipe on Tinder and I couldn't even imagine someone's brain being able to process information at the speed she was swiping left
        Also checked

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hobbies are not attractive to women. They are disgusted by the idea of a man having fun, gives them the ick because it's childish. They imagine you like a kid.
    Just write that you like going to the gym, hiking and making money, and that you're 6'1 (even if you're 5'10 they wont notice the difference).

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    also suggesting trying a different app. like you've noticed, tinder is full of normalgays. if you're posting on NSFFW, chances are that literally any other dating app is better for you. they're less popular, but they also attract more "niche" women who might actually enjoy being with someone like you.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any foid that rejects you is insane based on your height

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My first bio I used was "professional snoozer" with the sleeping on bed emoji.
    Second I used was something like "will get along better with your pets than you do", which was actually what happened with the first girl I saw from the app.
    I wouldn't maybe write your hobbies. If you can get a picture of you doing them that would be better.
    Anyway, used the app for like 18 months, met 4 girls through there. Had sex with 1. Lost my virginity to her and she is my gf now.
    Also I was 27 at the time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 27 now, I hope I get to be like you this year after being scared to death to use apps. I'm going to ask my friends if they have any recent pics of me with them, include a couple of my own solo photos and one playing drums, try to come up with some bio that's not too tryhard cringe. I love my cat, but I'm leaning towards not including any pet pics. I draw comics/cartoons too, but I'm not sure how I can show that in a photo.
      Wish me luck. I just want to practice and lose my virginity, but I'm not against the idea of getting a gf

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck to you. It seems that you might have some good pics. And just my opinion but I think pet pics can be very good.

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