what do fembots and gaybots think of straight men that wash their assholes.

what do fembots and gaybots think of straight men that wash their buttholes.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are you talking about, OP?
    Why are you always such an insufferable homosexual?
    Wash your ass, straight or not, it's just more hygienic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most men think it's gay to wash your butthole, they just wipe and call it a day. unless you're french or korean, they usually use bidets. it's a controversial topic. washing your ass is a high iq move. I am special for washing my ass.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh it's just basic hygiene, why should we care ???

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hurr I can't touch mah butthole 'cause dat be gay

    yet they touch their dicks just fine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Controversial opinion: buttholes are gayer than dicks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Controversial opinion: buttholes are gayer than dicks

        no girl or "no homosexual bro" wants to be near an butthole that has shit smeared around it. You guys are fricking disgusting.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's just extra bum fudge, why are you so mad about it
          Besides, it gives extra flavor to the dingleberries. Sort of like eating grapes with chocolate flavored whipped cream.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        true. the biggest thing that stopped me from having gay thoughts is believing that the only thing gay people do is frick eachothers' asses, and the thought of doing that makes me want to kms. i just think of how much it hurts and how it would harm the anus
        but i'd be ok with just having my pp touched

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't just let the water run over his butt crack in the shower
    lmao gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>he doesn't just let the water run over his butt crack in the shower
      I feel like that's gayer than using soap, water and a towel. I bet you spread your asscheeks wide open too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what? the water just runs down the back over the ass
        actually it's a great way to get a pilonidal cyst

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >what? the water just runs down the back over the ass
          but you're not really cleaning your butthole that way, you need to wipe it with a towel and water+soap otherwise there's still shit in your butthole

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah you're not, you're making a nominal but not actual effort like a real man

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even wipe my ass that's gay I just shit and leave the toilet, it's manlier the smell of shit is strong af lmao at all the normies seething at my shitty butt

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even if it's a troll comment. It's disgusting

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you go on public transit you know that the joke isn't just a joke

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ancient Chinese proverb: man who tidy house must be expecting visitors..

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >live in filth if no one comes
      No wonder chinks are bugs.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I washed my ass once

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >straight men
    >washing their butthole
    Do you also paint your nails?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only on fridays

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I not only wash my butthole, I stick a soapy finger inside usually while I shower to ensure I'm super clean. Why? Dunno, makes me feel clean

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based, but uh, use a cloth or a towel. fingering yourself is, not going to lie, kind of gay. I get the utility though, but you don't want to go down the slippery slope as a straight man. it's one finger too many, before you know it you touched your g-spot. so, I don't know just think about it man.

      https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1706300056254052.gif

      >tfw I washed my ass once

      keep it up, but don't be like this guy. cloth, or towel, never finger yourself directly.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care if it's gay, and I don't understand why you think it'd be gay, or why you'd care if it was. I am a heterosexual male who has done this his whole life so my girl (who does not real) can eat my ass without fear. Your slippery slope projections cannot stop me

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he can't eat his own ass
          >he can't perform autofellatio
          never gonna make it, straight bro

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't want to suck my dick or eat my own ass, I want a woman to do that for me though however originally

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >originally
            your post is over 20 words wrong why the hell do you need to put "originally"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *long
            dyselxia

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just having fun originally and however

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >straight men that wash their buttholes.
    Newsflash, you are gay.

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