What do you think about my hinge prompts?

What do you think about my hinge prompts?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And I put this one to filter out needy girls. In the past I have mat

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Matched* with a few that wanted me to text during work

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oof. This type of statement will decrease the size of your net considerably. You come off like it's already her fault and you're blaming her, if that makes sense. I'd like a little more self-deprecation here (but not too much):

        >you should *not* go out with me if: you don't like long walks on the beach

        or whatever. Use this section to qualify yourself more, not disqualify her.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well how do I filter out needy b***hes I can't stand them freaking out because I didn't text them during a crucial work project or I didn't send a paragraph in my fricking text

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Settle down, Romeo. Have you considered leading them by example AFTER you've gotten a match, built rapport, and established a dating situation?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >how do I filter out needy b***hes
            Unusual skills: Making 15 minutes together feel like an hour 😉
            Having fun no matter where I go
            The one thing you should know about me is:
            I know what I want, and I value my time.
            You should *not* go out with me if:
            You aren't ready to say what you like. You don't want to jump in and have fun.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I feel the 15 min feel like an hour is too much of a tool thing to say but the rest would probably work fine if I want to smash girls but I lose interest in that fast

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the rest would probably work fine if I want to smash girls but I lose interest in that fast
            Oh yeah, I got no idea how to do the relationship thing sorry.
            It just sort of happened to me when a frickbuddy and I realised we can trust each other, and then it was like "oh shit I'd actually respect your judgement because I think you make good decisions" "You know what? You offer good guidance without being needy, and damn are you sexually accommodating." And so yeah I sort of tripped into it.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too long and boring

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really care to match with someone with the level of brain rot that you can't read a 1 sentence answer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You asked for the advice I didnt ask for your opinion on it. Theres a bit of a formula to prompts like this, choose to follow or not follow to your detriment

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is the formula then? A 3 word joke? Are women unable to read?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dude you fricking asked. Do you really think they want to read a list of your "unusual" skills including one of the most common instruments in the world and the same 2 things of being boring as shit enough to fill a book or glaze someone's eyes? Then you act like you've got pick of the litter here oh I dont want to date a woman that won't read a boring blog post. These are meant to incite a response to start the conversation or weed out obvious mismatches.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick I'm pissed that people on dating apps are so moronic. I enjoy women with long prompts in fact I swipe left if a girl puts shitty 1 word answer prompts

            I think a poor match would be one that would not ready my prompts.

            Lead by what example? They blow up before I even meet because they want obsession

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you really think a chick who you'd consider "obsessed" is self-aware enough to both know they do that AND think to themselves "hmm, maybe me and this guy won't be a match" because of it??

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Many girls will openly admit to being clingy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i bet their definition and OP's are very far apart

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unfortunately for you, you're not half as interesting as you think you are. If a woman reads that long shit and reaches out to you about it, I cant imagine the state shes in. Post your hottest real match of the last couple weeks lets see what supermodels you're in the market for

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hard to pick a hottest one

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And what did this young lady respond to?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pic rel

            i bet their definition and OP's are very far apart

            I am OP, my def of clingy is I have to text you during my work day. After I explicitly tell matches I cannot use my phone at work, it will break sensitive equipment

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol so this is what you bring to the table and you expect women to read your blog post. Impressively obtuse

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            1 lil text? Are you joking? Go beat off into a sock. I'm legit moronic for posting this on adv. Got 600 matches on hinge alone doing what I did, so some must have read my profile.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >600 matches
            >still searching

            Yeah, anon. Signs are massively pointing to personality flaws on your part here.

          • 2 months ago
            Anon

            Yeah okay, Cassanova. You sound about as fun as bungee jumping without a safety harness.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What is the formula then
            Show ambition
            Show sexuality
            Show joy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Show joy
            well damn that's gay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Too long.
          State your red flags more obviously.

          Way too long 🙁
          Getting a free drink from strangers is a great conversation starter though

          Too long and boring

          So this is what the ladies prefer?

          • 2 months ago
            Anon

            Seems much better, but as

            And I put this one to filter out needy girls. In the past I have mat

            said, the last one is coming off a bit rude

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fine here's your generic McProfile. Edited and cut together for the average brain rotted tiktok user

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Edited and cut together for the average brain rotted tiktok user

            You don't sound very friendly or like you're much fun. Are you sure you're ready to date?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah because a post on NSFFW is how I interact all the time

            >600 matches
            >still searching

            Yeah, anon. Signs are massively pointing to personality flaws on your part here.

            I'm fricking around until I find a girl that knocks my socks off I think it's going ok

            Yeah okay, Cassanova. You sound about as fun as bungee jumping without a safety harness.

            It's not the advice given, it's the moronic way you all go about it. My goal is not to appeal to every woman. My goal is to appeal to a woman that I will like. Big difference

          • 2 months ago
            Anon

            Genuine question: what's the kind of girl you're searching for?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Intelligent, mentally tough girls who can challenge me and don't get caught up in trends or groupthink. Strong in their convictions and open to talking all their thoughts

            I've met a few but we lived so far it was not feasible. My ex was like this but we had very different ideas of our future. She wanted to stay in my hometown I wanted to leave.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Intelligent, mentally tough girls who can challenge me and don't get caught up in trends or groupthink
            Wait, so why aren't you saying that you unusual skills are passionate debates and coming to your own conclusions?
            You could select such a girl easily by advertising in your prompts that you like clashes of opinion.l

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My goal is to appeal to a woman that I will like.

            Genuine question: what's the kind of girl you're searching for?

            I think that's the crux of the issue here: he'll never find her because she'd never get a chance. I could totally see a scenario where she texts OP "hey anon how's your day going??" and he blows up on her like "GOD DAMNIT YOU CLINGY b***h HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY SENSITIVE WORK EQUIPMENT"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now you are just inventing a story here
            Christ. She got mad at me. She messaged me the exact words "I am clingy" another girl canceled a date the day of because I "did not text her enough" I really don't like this type of woman, I will never be a good match for them. But also, I literally cannot text during the day in the plant

          • 2 months ago
            Anon

            So you want someone intellectual, hot and low maintenance? My brother in christ, I'm sorry to say that she doesn't exist. You'll have to compromise on one of those.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So to sum up the advice here: my standards are too high, nobody cares about what I have to say beyond 3 words, women aren't clingy I'm just moronic, I'm not sexual enough, and I'm boring

            Well honestly, that's pretty accurate

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Another successful /adv/ thread. Glad we could help.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My problem with this is the underlying assumption here that my incompatibility is a flaw on my part instead of a consequence due, at least partly, to my particular needs for a partner.

            Or the assumption that I am somehow failing, and that it is a consequence of a just-world.

            >Intelligent, mentally tough girls who can challenge me and don't get caught up in trends or groupthink
            Wait, so why aren't you saying that you unusual skills are passionate debates and coming to your own conclusions?
            You could select such a girl easily by advertising in your prompts that you like clashes of opinion.l

            Good idea

            >the rest would probably work fine if I want to smash girls but I lose interest in that fast
            Oh yeah, I got no idea how to do the relationship thing sorry.
            It just sort of happened to me when a frickbuddy and I realised we can trust each other, and then it was like "oh shit I'd actually respect your judgement because I think you make good decisions" "You know what? You offer good guidance without being needy, and damn are you sexually accommodating." And so yeah I sort of tripped into it.

            I just don't connect that way. I often lose interest in frickbuddues

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your needs are unrealistic and you seem unwilling to compromise like, at all on them. This pursuit of perfection will keep you in this purgatory state forever and you'll pass over otherwise suitable companions. I mean seriously: six hundred matches and you couldn't find one to date long term? In other words, you're exactly like a hypergamous woman.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The quality of women is low in my area. Plus I've traveled a lot so a lot of that number couldn't progress anyway. I've met some solid women in this world but the logistics just weren't there

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is exactly why I reiterate asking yourself if you're ready to date. Do you currently honestly think you could give the type of woman you're after the type of relationship she wants?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. I've learned a lot in my life so far. There is more to learn but my intentions were always in the right place and I'm not as hardheaded as you might think from this

  3. 2 months ago
    Anon

    Way too long 🙁
    Getting a free drink from strangers is a great conversation starter though

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too long.
    State your red flags more obviously.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red flags? Aren't those negative traits

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sexual in the slightest, friend zoning yourself.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what would be a sexual answer? Being able to make her orgasm? Lel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, can't guarantee that. I'd go with "being able to enjoy women of all types and backgrounds :)" or such.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    After posting on adv too many times, I noticed all the advice seems to boil down to everything bad that happens to me is my fault.

    Does this mean I am an inferior person? Should I stop expecting to be like one of the successful people and just be happy with whatever good luck comes my way?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      NSFFW users at their core are miserable people who hypocritically haven't accepted the reality of the world. Keep this in mind whenever you get any advice here.

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