What does sex feel like, anons? Please serious answers only

What does sex feel like, anons? Please serious answers only

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like sticking your penis inside of a reverse penis.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what a reverse penis would feel like

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fig. 1 vs. Fig 4

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tfw you have deformed nipples

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            show your boobs

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            FLY AWAY IN MY SPACE ROCKET
            YOU NO NEED PUT MONEY IN MY POCKET

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's your anus

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My dick isn't big enough to reach into my anus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The first time? Mentally it unlock something in you where suddenly all those movies and songs and poems and paintings about sex and romance (which is most of human art) all make sense. You're just like "oh, OF COURSE this is what sex is supposed to feel like" when you stick in her and give it a few pumps

      It's more than that though, I had a Fleshlight for a while and as far as the sensation of sticking your penis in something it's as good as a real pussy. However the real sensation of sex is all 5 senses and not just feeling things with your dick. Smelling your partner, feeling the warmth of their body all over yours, hearing them grunting and moaning and panting, seeing turning flush red from exhaustion or embarrassment or sheer pleasure, tasting their sweat and whatever else, etc.

      and also that you can cuddle afterwards, can't do that with a sex toy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The first time? Mentally it unlock something in you where suddenly all those movies and songs and poems and paintings about sex and romance (which is most of human art) all make sense. You're just like "oh, OF COURSE this is what sex is supposed to feel like" when you stick in her and give it a few pumps
        I have GOT to lose my virginity

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1705943703242016.jpg

          The first time? Mentally it unlock something in you where suddenly all those movies and songs and poems and paintings about sex and romance (which is most of human art) all make sense. You're just like "oh, OF COURSE this is what sex is supposed to feel like" when you stick in her and give it a few pumps

          It's more than that though, I had a Fleshlight for a while and as far as the sensation of sticking your penis in something it's as good as a real pussy. However the real sensation of sex is all 5 senses and not just feeling things with your dick. Smelling your partner, feeling the warmth of their body all over yours, hearing them grunting and moaning and panting, seeing turning flush red from exhaustion or embarrassment or sheer pleasure, tasting their sweat and whatever else, etc.

          and also that you can cuddle afterwards, can't do that with a sex toy.

          It does feel weird being ignorant about something that is literally in almost all media and something virtually everyone my age has experienced.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            People on here love to say that we're the ones obsessed with sex and normal people don't think about it this much but this just has to be a cope thought up by people who don't leave the house much because at least in my experience it's hard to go a single day without someone mentioning sex and even if it wasn't something normal people talked about on the regular it's in almost every aspect of pop culture. Normal people struggle to empathise with being an older virgin not because they're cruel or lack empathy but they literally can't fathom someone going so long without experiencing such a crucial part of what they see as the human experience

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            she probably smells hideous, the room smells awful as well I bet. Still would. I would tell her lets hop in the shower together.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >ywn take a shower with and clean up your stinky NEET gf

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like wrestling with a 100lb+ person and sticking your penis inside a warm squid.
    I've only done it a few times and probably won't bother again, women are not worth the trouble and jerking off is much better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would very much like to wrestle with a naked woman actually, are you gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's different when you have to entertain this person and you're worried about making her feel good and you're having to maintain your erection and picking up someone's lower half and shoving them into the right position is exhausting.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i cannot imagine being vulnerable enough with girl to have sex. its too intrusive. how the frick other people can withstand it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I also struggle to imagine this, partially because I'm insecure about my small penis, but to be honest I'd let a woman do anything she wanted to me so I could probably have sex if I was so lucky to get the opportunity

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're miles ahead of me anon. you can make it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd let a woman do anything she wanted to me
        Women don't want to do this to men, they want to have things done to them. For women sex is an experience, for men it's a performance. This is one of the most painful realizations of my life.

        i cannot imagine being vulnerable enough with girl to have sex. its too intrusive. how the frick other people can withstand it?

        Based.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean do what she wants with me in the sense that I would let her see and touch my penis if she was so inclined

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >For women sex is an experience, for men it's a performance. This is one of the most painful realizations of my life.

          This is true, but there is no reason to not see sex as an experience yourself. Yes, you'll have to control the situation and do most of the work, but that's also what you do with sport, which is also an experience.

          Tl;Dr start experiencemaxxing and the world becomes a whole lot more bearable

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes, you'll have to control the situation and do most of the work, but that's also what you do with sport, which is also an experience.
            Man I gotta do everything. It's cringe.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Women don't want to do this to men, they want to have things done to them. For women sex is an experience, for men it's a performance
          Doesn't match my experience.
          I've had women openly cry with happiness that I didn't just sit there expecting a radical beej while I watched TV but I actually *participated*.
          I had one girl starfish on me then complain I only made her cum twice, but I was young and hadn't learned to filter that sort out beforehand, yet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had some really, really pathetic moments the second time I had sex. The first time I was nervous, but I soldiered through it because I *had* to lose my virginity. I was convinced she was like about being on the pill, so even with a condom I was convinced she was going to get pregnant and trap me. So I was all "please be gentle" as if to say please don't rain down the consequences of my sin upon me. This was even though I was much more physically imposing than her, so it didn't make much sense. But then she also talked me into unprotected sex the same month and I was like sure. I felt so guilty and it really fricked with me. We got along fine, but we obviously didn't mesh as a couple and were both in it for the sex.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I guess but you were able to withstand the intimacy, that close distance.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I see what you mean. I had a lot of mental trepidation about doing it, but the actual doing it came naturally to me, right? YMMV, but I like doing jiu jitsu which is an entirely intimate combat sport. It's been a high trust community so we'll leave gym bags unlocked in the locked room, trust each other to let go of chokes+locks when you concede, and talk to each other about whatever afterwards. It probably absolved me of the nervousness about having a body so close to me because sometimes a big, sweaty man will try to crush me chest to chest and push his shoulder into my chin. In that sense, touch isn't like in 2D Mario where it's insta-death and you get a chance to enjoy it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It does seem similar yet different as the one is about being alert and dominating the opponent, the sex about loosing it up in a mental state. What do I know lol.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was dating with the intent of building a life together if that's where the relationship brought us at one point. She said rather early that she was falling in love with me, but I never really felt anything profound. Which I say to illustrate that maybe I don't know why loving sex is like, but I always categorized sex as a moment for being alert and tight instead of loosening up. I felt like if I didn't make her cum I was being a selfish partner, so I always wanted to make her cum via oral and digital stimulation before we started to get it out of the way (it also made for 2x better sex, but sometimes she would refuse). I was always on the lookout for things that would have revealed me as someone without much experience. As of today, months after the relationship crashed and burned, I'm asking myself questions about why I've become so obsessed with how others see me to the detriment of my ability to actually enjoy the life that I'm spending a great amount of effort to create. Others who have embraced me, who listen to me (even if sometimes I'm too lost in my own head to notice), and cooperated with me are still detached. They don't care about whether I'm watching pokemon, doing BJJ, having sex, or inventing machines to feed the hungry, but I still have a dumb impulse to try and seek their approval.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this
      >the penis sensation of a Fleshlight is better
      Doubt

      https://i.imgur.com/LLm9NXj.png

      What does sex feel like, anons? Please serious answers only

      Only way I could see myself doing it is in the pitch darkness. Wouldn't be able to go full on while she watches my every move

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what if she's loving and supportive and gives you genuine compliments? do you think that anxiety is something you could overcome?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that would help

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just sex?
    Pretty good. jerking off is better.

    Sex with someone you love?
    Like melting together with another person, feeling their pleasures on top of your own, dissolving yourself into a warm blanket until you don't remember who you were and nothing remains but the pure feeling of warmth, and then you climax, and the orgasm is so good you can only laugh in disbelief. And you roll over, completely and utterly spent, and the feelings stays with you until you fall asleep

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First things first, the penis sensation of a Fleshlight is better. If you're jerking off with your hand you're in the stone age.

    For me it's always been about trying to find the angles to thrust into that give pleasure. Like finding out in cowgirl how to thrust so that it actually gets me closer to cumming. In doggy it's like if she gets tired on her forearms how to angle myself so that I don't loose my penis on the backstroke if I try to lean over her. The best part of it, for me, is having the hips and breasts to grab onto. Sometimes they'll grab around in a leg lock which is my favorite, especially for the creampie. They'll also make sex faces and have their hair get all disheveled. I also like to be able to lean in and make out during it. It's nice to explore their and reach around at their ass, boobs, hips, face, and legs. There's also the moments where they'll say something super hot like encouraging you to cum which are dispersed between some whatever that they probably heard from their friends or in porn that they think I think is hot, but I never brought up because I'm not a great communicator.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >For me it's always been about trying to find the angles to thrust into that give pleasure. Like finding out in cowgirl how to thrust so that it actually gets me closer to cumming. In doggy it's like if she gets tired on her forearms how to angle myself so that I don't loose my penis on the backstroke if I try to lean over her. The best part of it, for me, is having the hips and breasts to grab onto. Sometimes they'll grab around in a leg lock which is my favorite, especially for the creampie. They'll also make sex faces and have their hair get all disheveled. I also like to be able to lean in and make out during it. It's nice to explore their and reach around at their ass, boobs, hips, face, and legs. There's also the moments where they'll say something super hot like encouraging you to cum which are dispersed between some whatever that they probably heard from their friends or in porn that they think I think is hot, but I never brought up because I'm not a great communicator
      This is very well described, anon, if I don't get this before I die I will be very very regretful

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Like jerking off but with a vegana inatead of your hand.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I personally didn't feel too much but it absolutely varies between people, to me it just felt like dick in my butt but that was enough to make me happy because i like being used :3

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the type of sex, I'd imagine. Sex is warm, squishy, a bit awkward, a bit smelly, and intimate.

    A Gooning Session WILL feel better physically, but proper kinky sex will feel better mentally. For me it's knowing I got my GF off, dominated her, and left her body quivering. It's life-affirming to know I can do that, and someone appreciates me physically and intimately.

    Good loving sex is a like a hidden survival requirement for your soul, alongside proper socializing. They both make you appreciate life a bit more. They can't fix anything but if that's what you're missing, then you can finally start to balance yourself emotionally.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >put pp in vajayness
    >looser than hand
    >the actual SEXUAL pleasure derived from it is worse than masturbation
    >wetness depends on how horny she is, if you use lube etc
    >women are very soft and nice to hold
    if you're intimacy starved that will be the best part. the intimacy + zegs combination will feel really good and feels better combined than masturbation but the yerking off feels better exclusively in the zegs department
    t. experienced with "night workers"

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a woman being so attracted to you that she *needs* you to physically dominate her while *trusting* you that it will be safe and pleasurable.
    Both of you are physically and emotionally vulnerable and then join together physically and emotionally.
    Imagine the very best masturbation you can do done better by someone else.
    That all happens at the same time during good sex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine a woman being so attracted to you that she *needs* you to physically dominate her while *trusting* you that it will be safe and pleasurable. Both of you are physically and emotionally vulnerable and then join together physically and emotionally.
      Honestly for me this is the part that hurts the most. You can't just go get this from a prostitute or some random girl you get to pity frick you.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What does sex feel like, anons? Please serious answers only
    It may well be the most inconsistent experience that a person can have. With the right person under the right circumstances, it is absolutely heavenly. With the wrong person under the wrong circumstances, it can be utterly awful.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good sex is great but keep this in mind, its a workout.
    If you are fat and lazy the sex will be pathetic and even painful. Do a plank, how long does it take for your arms to ache?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice, but nothing special. Girl's reaction is what makes it good or bad.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i have a small dick and feels awful, i feel i dont reach, my dick keeps slipping out, she will struggle for an orgasm so she will rub her clit or do something else, you can hear her sigh when your dick slips out her in any position, every time i had sex with someone it would morally devastate me for days, would not recommend if you have a small penis, its like going to war with a fricking slingshot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is your penis under 5cm?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its 11 cm at its full power i mean ive taken "sex drugs" and its my limit also is very thin, i dont have game nor "rizz" but whenever i managed to land (by pure luck) a girl who would pity me enough to frick me ive seen their faces filled with a sad look whenever they saw my dick, one even was trying me to spoon her for some morning sex but it wouldnt work because of how short it is and no she was not fat she was skinny as frick, life has its favorites i think

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Then you have a skills issue, son

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Then you have a skills issue, son
            this is boomer and millenial cope tbh, it doesnt matter how much you move on the battlefield if your bullets cant reach the enemy, i know how it is and accepted it, drugs and alcohol are fun aswell so ill stick to that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's why you should join the enemy side and give up your rifle and bullets

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            maybe i can just go home and not fight at all

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          my dick is like 5ish inches and I can do a spoon bone

          I can even do prone bone with her legs together (it's not perfect but it works)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            tried it and got the "push harder" like girl its all i got, i give up

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is brutal but if she said it to me I'd cum buckets

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever seen American Pie?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I would be shaking and crying when having sex. I would just be too overstimulated and I don't talk to women so having sex with a woman would be so embarrassing when she's looking at me. Maybe I'm just too unsociable for sex

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was like two years ago but I remember thinking that ones own hand felt better. Handjobs are really good though, better than your own hand. Blowjobs sound a lot better than they actually are. Highly overrated imo. Or maybe she was suboptimal at it. Idk.

    veganal sex feels strange. A hand has a lot more grip, so its more like mild stimulation while a slimy penis slides back and forth into a slimy hole while you have to jerk each others bodies back and forward. Quite exhausting. It does feel good and fun to pleasure the other person though, but just pleasure alone as earlier stated hand is superior.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this thread makes me want to die holy shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >makes me want to die holy shit
      why?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still a virgin and the closest I've come to losing my virginity is online relationships. I don't care about sex anymore but to think I'll never experience someone who loves me wanting to do those things with me makes me sad. I just don't care anymore, man.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone thinks it's overrated and just a ton of pressure. Imagine instead you meet a girl you love and she is not satisfied with you in bed so she breaks up with you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            sex is overrated, a relationship and having someone who cares for you is not.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it hurts in the beginning until the ass is warmed up and stretched. After that it is pleasant but it can be sore the next day if he is hung

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What does sex feel like, anons?
    It feels "right". Your dick is telling you "this is where I'm supposed to be, Anon. We made it."

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All your friends and loved ones gather around the bed and start clapping and congratulating you

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's like sticking your dick in a really wet and sweaty armpit that wraps around your dick. If they take care of themselves it kind of just tastes salty and slightly acidic and kinda smells the same

    If you stick in far enough it feels nice to feel her walls spread around your dick in the deeper parts

    The best part is making her moan and say your name and getting covered in pussy juice though, Fleshlights feel about the same really

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what does a feeling feel like?
    feel it

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