what is robot's ideal gf?

what is robot's ideal gf?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes

    origi

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    big titted with glasses, thats it im a simple man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >big titted with glasses
      finally.........

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are you my soulmate?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This but I don't care about breasts. Just have glasses and be a virgin. Ideal.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does it really matter?
    None knows what they need until it's in front of them.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my ex
    i texted her today and asked her if she wanted to call tonight. she said she'd lmk. it's 1am.
    i should kill myslef

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At least she responds to you!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >likes me as a person
    >is sexually attracted to me
    >is trustworthy
    >has basic hygiene or better
    >is financially independent from me and doesn't mind that I am poor
    >treats me well and with respect
    >doesn't have STDs
    >isn't emotionally abusive or controlling

    That kind of stuff.
    I just want someone who likes me and isn't going to hurt me mainly.
    Someone I can trust.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gentle pegger mommy gf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "intimate peg" lol how is this intimate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In what way is it not intimate? Look at the way she's doing it gently and cradling his head.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not a prostitute, and who will let me sniff her smelly armpits

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >virgin
    >introverted and/or shy
    >not morbidly obese or anorexic
    >not radically liberal
    That's about it for non-negotiables. Everything else is totally optional.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would you rlly turn down a perfectly nice girl that you have feelings for just because she'd had a few sexual partners before you? confused why virginity always comes up in ideal partner threads. I get not wanting to date a ho' but being a hoe is much different than having a sexual history as an adult woman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I would, I refuse to settle for someone who's already had sex with others before me. I'm also a virgin myself, so its not hypocritical at all to expect a pure girl.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I agree, I don't think it's hypocritical, just unnecessary. you're locking yourself out of a lot of potential good relationships by only pursuing women who are virgins. What's so special about virgins anyway? Genuinely curious cuz I've never felt this way

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Regardless of how some normgroids will meme, your first time will always be special even if it doesn't go perfectly. After waiting this long (I'm 25) I'm not gonna just blow it with some girl who's already had others before me - not only does it feel like a waste, but just knowing she doesn't feel the same way as I do, knowing that this is already her 3rd/4th/10th rodeo, and knowing that other dudes have sprayed their nasty jizz inside her just puts me off.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What are you some gay nerd? A males first time is meaningless. There's no real such thing even as male.virginity. my first time was stupid and cringe. It meant nothing. You think sex is like a Cinderella Disney movie but it's not.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm also a believer in mating for life so take that how you will. Don't care if you think I'm a gay nerd, I WILL find my pure virgin waifu.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >What are you some gay nerd?
            Why is Kyle on this site get the frick off normoid

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you're 25 and think you're going to find a (i'm assuming you want her to be attractive) woman around your age who's a virgin ? HAHA

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well you assumed wrong, gaylord. And she doesn't have to be around my age, just legal

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I am an adult man without sexual history, therefore I want a woman without sexual history.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    someone with a creative hobby (baking, crafts, garden, convoluted Sims headcanon, etc.) and has deep interests she can converse about for hours, and enjoys my cooking
    physically: female, regular weight, showers daily

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1705476520514533.jpg

      Someone who is too sweet for her own good. So sweet that she needs someone a little blackpilled on humans to keep the evil away from her. Preferably she would be a nature girl. Wants to travel but not for the city or shopping malls but to hike a mountain. Also loves animals. She is the type that would volunteer at an animal shelter.

      a girl who plays bloons td 6 with me

      https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1705488328940769.jpg

      I would say someone I can grow with, who encourages me to push myself to be better and vice versa

      Something else good but not required is them also enjoying cooking like I do

      These are the only anons in this entire thread that didn't write about something sexual or superficial or wanted a girl to resemble something they have already had as a form of replacement.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    one that cucks me in such a way where there's a shadow of doubt that she knows I know and does it in front of me knowing I don't have the balls to do anything about it.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone who is too sweet for her own good. So sweet that she needs someone a little blackpilled on humans to keep the evil away from her. Preferably she would be a nature girl. Wants to travel but not for the city or shopping malls but to hike a mountain. Also loves animals. She is the type that would volunteer at an animal shelter.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a girl who plays bloons td 6 with me

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She hates everybody but me
    Not fat
    Green thumbed, good cook

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tomoko. I would play with her flat chest and pussy all day.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay in an ideal world:

    >Chelsea cut
    >alt fashion
    >tattoos
    >BPD (but not severe)
    >doesn't shave armpits or pussy
    >has nice natural smell
    >outie vegana
    >stretchy vegana that could possibly take a fist
    >cums easily
    >let's me frick her on her period
    >is interested in music, likes reading and can play the piano
    >smart but like philosophically minded smart
    >works in a "caring" profession like nurse or vet or something
    >has a nice voice and can sing but isn't obnoxious about it, just sings sometimes when she's in the shower or cooking
    >can do crafts like knitting or making israeliteelry or trinkets or something
    >writes me love letters
    >let's me brush her teeth as an act of intimacy
    >likes being spooned and having her head scratched
    >preferably smaller than 5 foot5 but not super skinny
    >has a nice ass not big but like shapely like cute
    >wears good shoes
    >likes animals (but no pet dogs)
    >has good relationship with her family
    >has bpd meltdowns about me and starts drama but only lasts a few hours at most
    >likes kissing
    >let's me cook for her and massage her shoulders and feet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based detailed perfect gf wanter. I hope against the odds that you get exactly what you want anon

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    8 feet tall, huge ass, no shaving.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    none. having a gf is moronic when you are blackpilled on human nature

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The thread is about ideal gf, not realistic gf. You are talking about realistic gf.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm saying no commitment is ideal

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Deep down in your heart there is an ideal woman that you'd commit to as well. She may not even exist in this material world, but she does exist as a concept.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          meant for

          I'm saying no commitment is ideal

          origanol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this concept of the perfect woman that I have doesn't include commitment. I don't find enjoyment in dependence

          so what do you plan on doing in your life? assuming you aren't going to end your life because of how miserable life is

          Idk. just do whatever I'm determined to do in my insignificant existence

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you just seem depressed anon. go out and find something that brings you meaning in life. humans need connection which is why you feel so detached

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I never asked for your advice. people like you are the reason I don't like talking to people.

            Well in that case the hypothetical perfect woman would simply be content with seeing you whenever you want to see her. And is also okay with you having other side flings.

            no. there are no "side flings" without commitment. there are just flings and that's it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bro you sound like a fricking 18 year old who thinks he knows everything about life lol. literally go get a job instead of being on 4chin and having your gay doomer mindset. it's pathetic and most grow out of it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry mr normie did I hurt your feeling 🙁 are you projecting your own insecurities again?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well in that case the hypothetical perfect woman would simply be content with seeing you whenever you want to see her. And is also okay with you having other side flings.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so what do you plan on doing in your life? assuming you aren't going to end your life because of how miserable life is

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a gnome or a goblin, please. i think a gnome would be more enjoyable, but goblin might be exciting and better for me. archetypes, of course, i can't very well be with a 3ft green carrion-eater, after all.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Big breasts weeb girl.
    It sounds shallow, ik. But I really want to enjoy watching anime with her and learning about what other stuff she likes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      would also like her to be into the same music as me and played an instrument.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just basically a nice ass. God I love girls with nice asses. Not huge like a Black person just a nice little butt.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not a prostitute
    >not obese
    even this is too high for foids

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >never vaccinated or medicated
    >never drank alcohol, smoked cigarettes, or did street drugs
    >90% or more of her diet is composed of raw animal products
    >no tattoos or piercings
    >doesn't wear makeup
    >is a virgin
    >is sexually attracted to me and highly affectionate
    >is loyal to me
    >comes from an immensely wealthy family that would pay for our existence
    >plays instruments, produces music in a DAW, and can appreciate many of the same things I appreciate about music
    >has a very calm, warm, joyous demeanor
    >never bored, can enjoy something as "mundane" as laying next to me outside with nothing but the sounds of nature around us

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      at least she's still a virgin

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not obese or a literal skeleton
    >okay with not leaving the house much
    >kinda fricked up
    >likes some of the same music and vidya as me

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ideal?

    short hair
    loves hiking
    cuddly
    asexual
    doesnt mind not having sex
    plant nerd
    inaturalist user
    birdwatcher
    loves shibuya-kei
    enjoys holding hands

    wait am i just describing a female version of myself
    help

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh salso
      doenst mind me being a complete and utter skellyton

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        whats scrolling this board like as an asexual? is it like observing a bunch of animals throwing shit in a zoo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i hide a lot of threads because im not interested in seeing sex and wiener.
          seeing my friends talk about sex is like watching fish in an aquarium honestly

          >wait am i just describing a female version of myself
          Lemme guess, INTP or INFP?

          >INFP
          correctamundo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >seeing my friends talk about sex is like watching fish in an aquarium honestly
            it's interesting how calm you make it sound. its a lot different for non asexual people.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i guess i dont really perceive much of anything theyre saying about sex. theres no fomo or anything, its kinda just background noise

            who knows maybe im not asexual and my libido is just chronically low because of my weight. i dont really care either way

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, basically, except I have a latent hatred for all the animals in the zoo too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wait am i just describing a female version of myself
      Lemme guess, INTP or INFP?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is nice to me
    is at least a 4/10
    thats all

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shared interests, shared status, shared kinks (switch).

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me, but female. That is the absolute ideal, though I would be happy with much less than that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Another IN_P spotted...we suffer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong actually, I am ISTP though I hate mbti and all you people.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Meh close enough
          Originally

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stinky hairy femneet who would let me eat her out every day

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I try to keep my options open. So far the only hard disqualifier is
    >Has child from previous relationship
    Because honestly that's the one thing as a woman that is the single biggest red flag. If she was dumb enough to reproduce with a man who she couldn't make things work with then it speaks not only to her own judge of character but so many other challenging factors that it simply isn't worth it.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would say someone I can grow with, who encourages me to push myself to be better and vice versa

    Something else good but not required is them also enjoying cooking like I do

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no previous partners, fellow outsider, attractive to me, is her own person, lives close to me, is capable of a long term relationship.
    I think that's a decent summary. all of these seem fair and reasonable to me and I don't really see the point in compromising on any of this.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some moron go through and guess everyone's 4 letter personality type. I want to see if you spergs are on to something

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My exgf, but slightly more dependent on me and less so on her mother so she doesn't leave me. Also less social media.
    Why must my brain still be fixated on her after all these years?

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    checked and why is it that when I try to think about this I draw a complete blank and am filled with sadness

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have enough interactions with women to know the personality type that makes your heart heavy and make you swoon

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >virgin as myself
    >not fat
    >is in my age 18 to 23
    >has some similar interest as me
    >isn't dumb
    >is a kind person
    >likes me
    >supports me as I support her

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >is existential
    >is a girl failurr
    >is a virgin

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >virgin
    >has at least one shared interest with me
    >will not leave me
    >likes me

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Moid-chan. She is my favorite type of girl. I'd bully her do she would beat me up everyday if it meant me being her bf.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she needs to act like a very overprotective mother and not be fat or deformed in some way

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    someone who wants to fart on me

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A sperg like me who loves me. Everything else optional. I mean, sperg is optional too but impossible since normalgays can't handle even mild differences.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing is that I want her to share my interests but thats fricking impossible since nowdays every woman is too brainwashed by israeli propaganda to do anything other than fricking with Black folk and watching tiktok so I guess Im gonna end up alone for the rest of my life

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I idealized my ex to the point that I measure women in a scale from 1 to Her, both physically and otherwise. She had many negative features but I either overlook them or romanticize them so they seem like a good thing to me

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idk, I can find most types of women attractive, I'm not picky at all.
    Only preferences I'd have is that they're and artgay and like vidya and cartoons like I do, but again not a requirement.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone that I can tolerate being around, looks and personality wise. It'd also be nice to walk around with them and enjoy their presence.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My ex, my one and only original oneitis.
    I'm not going to find the next best thing either, because I work from home and I haven't left the house other than to play Magic (my friends think I am fine) or buy food in eight months.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how long since you broke up?

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone who genuinely cares about me.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need a strong jaw gf so fricking bad

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not fat
    >tolerable to be around
    >plays a minimal amount of mind game
    >is attracted to me.
    Liking video games would be a plus, but not necessary. It would also be cool if she worked a little. I'm a NEET that lives in my parents house, and they're usually gone; so it's kind of like it's mine, lol.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't look fricked up in the face
    >isn't poverty level shitty breasts or ass
    >not mentally ill

    Women complain about anything on a guy because they get to frick a bunch of gays I could oneshot I'm just saying the difference between me and cretin normies including homosexualy NSFFW posters is immense.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >asexual
    >a bit cold
    >avid reader/smart
    >glasses
    >eccentric/weird (in a good way)
    >independent
    >someone who I can talk to for hours
    ideal for me. pic related in someway I guess.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want myself a hikkikomori glasses girl. The type who marinates in sweat and piss for days. Imagine the smell! I bet I can fix her.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >easy to talk too
    >fun to be around
    >affectionate
    >chubby/fat
    >shut in
    >too into video games
    >/d/ kinks

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >likes me
    >wants to be with me
    >introverted
    >has non-normie hobbies/interests
    >taller than me
    >not loose / no history of casual sex
    >not overweight

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One that can count 10,000 digits of Pi

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Standards:
    >white
    >not obese or super skinny
    >virgin
    >not flat
    >introverted
    Ideal or bonuses:
    >chubby
    >intelligent
    >religious
    >likes vidya
    >redhead
    >shut in

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a girl who loves nature, is creative, a little nerdy. Tomboyish. wants a family. I'm fine with a looks match honestly, just someone plain looking who looks somewhat cute naturally and doesn't wear a ton of makeup.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bbc loving snowbunny that dominates and humiliates whitebois

    she should be a tall pawg that also hates dicklets and manlets

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >likes me for me
    >willing to talk to me
    >any height above 4'7"
    >any race but black (i live near a city full of ratchet ones)
    >likes vidya/will play vidya with me

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A woman as moronic as i am

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to date an edgy, knife-obsessed, black-sweatshirt-wearing, attention starved, friendless, superiority complex-having, normie-hating girl and make her feel like there's finally someone who understands her in the world.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >takes care of her health
    >is clean
    >isn't fat
    >isn't prone to rage
    >is a quiet introverted shut in type
    >has autistic interests that she can sperg out about to me and will likewise let me sperg out to her in return
    >is fine with me not having a social life
    >is clear and communicative about what she wants and doesn't want
    >will watch old movies with me while cuddling
    >will play vidya with me

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not fat
    is ok with my autism
    sadly im to self loathing to talk to anyone, just kill me plz

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