What should I do if my dick is only 5,11811 inches?

What should I do if my dick is only 5,11811 inches?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not big enough, an hero.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh my fricking God, I'm an ancient oldgay.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          orly?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ?

        "An hero" was a meme born because of a moronic kid that killed himself that once wrote/said "an hero" instead of "a hero". And if an anon tells you to "an hero" he's basically telling you to have a nice day. It's an old NSFFW meme, so mostly "oldgays" know about it.

        Not big enough, an hero.

        Oh my fricking God, I'm an ancient oldgay.

        A newbie will always believe himself to be and oldgay, and an oldgay will always believe himself to be a newbie. Unless you are here since 2004 or so.

        https://i.imgur.com/SMtyjmC.jpeg

        What should I do if my dick is only 5,11811 inches?

        Think about it, someone put the idea in your head that you need to be born with a large dick to be worth something. Why do you take that idea as true? Because of social media? Porn? Maybe you watch too much porn. You shouldn't do nothing about it because there's nothing you can do about it. You must accept yourself as you are, as we all have "flaws" (or things we think of as flaws but really aren't). It would not be uncommon that you feel this way not only in this regard of life, but others. But rest assured anon, you are enough, and you deserve love and attention as much as anyone else. Dick size is just something so stupid and meaningless, as sex is a whole world of possibilities.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          On and off since 2008. Mainly liked the role play threads in /b/ until the fa/tg/uys got their own board.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >"An hero" was a meme born because of a moronic kid that killed himself that once wrote/said "an hero" instead of "a hero"

          Yeah, not the best meme.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Damn this site has gone soft. News gens pussyfication is real.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Based

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            back to plebbit, Black person!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        welcome to NSFFW

        [...]
        "An hero" was a meme born because of a moronic kid that killed himself that once wrote/said "an hero" instead of "a hero". And if an anon tells you to "an hero" he's basically telling you to have a nice day. It's an old NSFFW meme, so mostly "oldgays" know about it.

        [...]
        [...]
        A newbie will always believe himself to be and oldgay, and an oldgay will always believe himself to be a newbie. Unless you are here since 2004 or so.

        [...]
        Think about it, someone put the idea in your head that you need to be born with a large dick to be worth something. Why do you take that idea as true? Because of social media? Porn? Maybe you watch too much porn. You shouldn't do nothing about it because there's nothing you can do about it. You must accept yourself as you are, as we all have "flaws" (or things we think of as flaws but really aren't). It would not be uncommon that you feel this way not only in this regard of life, but others. But rest assured anon, you are enough, and you deserve love and attention as much as anyone else. Dick size is just something so stupid and meaningless, as sex is a whole world of possibilities.

        >"An hero" was a meme born because of a moronic kid that killed himself that once wrote/said "an hero" instead of "a hero".
        stop spoonfeeding newbies, moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If nothing else spoonfeeding the newbie was funny since it put him on the defensive for being an utter goober who didn't know basic culture

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    More like your brain is fricked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lmao kys if your dick is not at least 5.11812 inches fricking subhuman

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On one hand they say 5.1 is average.

    But on the other...

    [...]

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anons dick is over 40ft long wow

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Theres nothing to do. You either accept it, or you dont.

    For what its worth mines 5" and I accepted its over

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what do you do now? Just exist being single forever?
    Height, fitness, looks, no friends, bad personality, poor, those can all be worked through and looked past in favor of other things but if you have no good hidden sex value at the end of the tunnel...ngmi

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, you push yourself to excel in all things and build wealth, cultivate closer relationships with your loved ones and take up fulfilling hobbies that you enjoy.
    I too am in the 5 inch club. The anger at God and the shyness and insecurity drove me through my 20's, hard.
    I'm married with multiple kids. My wife is disproportionately attractive. We met when her coworker, who was engaged to my friend who has an 8-inch dong, (thanks again God, FFS), dropped him off at the marina where I keep my boat, a 1237 Trumpy, an old 58' wooden yacht I bought for $1 when it had sunk ( and have since restored fully over a lot of years). My small dick energy and I were the social hub of my friends, because when nothing exciting was happening, hey, let's get fricked up on anon's boat, fish, barbecue, and repeat the next day.
    The fact that my wife at the time was a dishwasher at a restaurant and needed a green card didn't hurt either. But that was 20 years and 4 kids ago. We still have the boat. It's a work of frickin' art and I spend at least 200 hours a year on varnishing and sanding just to keep it right.
    It wasn't the boat, or my adequate-at-best dick. It was my career prospects, how I was kind and close to my parents, went to church and was dynamic and motivated and different but fairly traditional in many ways. And of course, green card.
    Become the man you want to be if that man is a fulfilled, kind and fairly well-off man. The process of achieving that attracts like-minded people

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good, glad that worked out for you, but so what would you have done if to top it off you were broke and 28, renting an apartment you aren't even allowed to have friends over in? It's incredibly hard to get a job these days you cant really just bunker down set your mind to it and generate wealth, even if you go to college. Did your wife speak english?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >who was engaged to my friend who has an 8-inch dong, (thanks again God, FFS),
      also, how do you know that? does his wife talk about it outloud??

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did you measure it to 5 decimal places?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Measured 13cm. Had to convert it into inches for ameritards and according to google it‘s that number in inches.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too small

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    21cm (so, 8 1/4") dick haver here.

    your size does not matter to most women, and any that it matters to don't matter in your life.

    >you should just focus on doing well in life.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >stop spoonfeeding newbies, moron

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