What's the closest you've come to losing your virginity?

What's the closest you've come to losing your virginity?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I met a horny Slavic who wanted sex badly, she was probably a coal burner

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i have been close many times, going to meet people on apps like grindr, one on school he was like 3 years older than me, that first ime he wanted to frick me and i told him to put it between my thigth because i wasnt ready to do it for now, still havent been fricked

      Loneliest men on NSFFW in January 2024. Normalgays are the absolute norm here.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I always wonder if this was made by a woman or a a good looking normie guy.

        just wanted to agree with these guys

        https://i.imgur.com/FNiu6SE.jpg

        What's the closest you've come to losing your virginity?

        plus how would you respond to the girl in OP's pic?
        >hey, nice jacket
        >thanks
        and bam, conversation over, still a virgin, I don't get the point of the author. "you don't have social skills so you deserve to die alone"?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1704815593630147.png

        Yeah you're a total normalhomosexual.
        [...]
        The point is that he's an butthole to women, which is why he's alone. The real meme, though, is that no incel is getting complimented by women spontaneously except maybe as just a formality in certain settings.
        [...]
        What the frick is this bot post?

        https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1704817216649754.png

        [...]
        Average NSFFW normalgays.
        [...]
        >uses prostitutes
        >"living the dream"
        Lol.

        https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1704817811975670.png

        Cool blog. How do I unsubscribe, dough?

        Just because I'm not le heckin 5'2" indian janitorino does not mean I am a normalhomosexual at all. I am a 23 year old autistic virgin that is ridiculed by everyone and sexmogged by guys that are much uglier and shorter than me. Just because a Stacy made out with me out of pity once does not mean I am anywhere close to being normal. If you were a mentalcel, you'd understand perfectly what I mean.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off normaltard. You will never be a robot.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I am a literal autist. Frick you for not understanding me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Probably a larp, but if not you are a massive normalhomosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Stacy made out with me out of pity once
          lmao what

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i have been close many times, going to meet people on apps like grindr, one on school he was like 3 years older than me, that first ime he wanted to frick me and i told him to put it between my thigth because i wasnt ready to do it for now, still havent been fricked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares about your gay relationships were talking about men looking for women

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My egf sent me her nudes last week, ig that counts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you're a total normalhomosexual.

      [...]
      just wanted to agree with these guys

      [...]
      plus how would you respond to the girl in OP's pic?
      >hey, nice jacket
      >thanks
      and bam, conversation over, still a virgin, I don't get the point of the author. "you don't have social skills so you deserve to die alone"?

      The point is that he's an butthole to women, which is why he's alone. The real meme, though, is that no incel is getting complimented by women spontaneously except maybe as just a formality in certain settings.

      >When i shouted "The Summer of Rage is upon us" and this guy whispered in my ear "The Witch of Midwinter says shell it canon Dor4"

      What the frick is this bot post?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Normalgay conclusion
        >he's butthole to women therefore he's lonely
        Real life
        >women have been shit to him his whole life therefore his defense mechanism is to hurt them before they can hurt him

        That's pretty much how I do it, only women that I'm nice, besides the family, are the ones I have to be nice to (coworkers etc) and women who express clear interest in me

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always wonder if this was made by a woman or a a good looking normie guy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wondered too.
      Pretty sure it's a r*dittor with aspergers that posted a lot on incel subr*dits and allegedly claimed to have a girlfriend when he did not. R*ddit account deleted and Twitter hasn't been used since 2011.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >When i shouted "The Summer of Rage is upon us" and this guy whispered in my ear "The Witch of Midwinter says shell it canon Dor4"

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Walking to a store I go to often to pick up groceries
    >Passing an apartment building I always pass on the way
    >A Mexican woman comes out of the building
    >"Hey, I see you walking by here all the time. I love your hair."
    >We stare at each other for a moment
    >"Uh, okay thanks..."
    >She just stands there, smiling and looking at me expectancy
    >After I realize she's not going to move I side step her and continue on my way to the store
    >Only realize what that interaction meant days later
    >Never see her again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >She just stands there, smiling
      Poor woman probably spent weeks building up that encounter in her mind.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably wanted your kidney or something, dodged a bullet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One drunk chick who had a boyfriend kept grinding her crotch in me in subtle ways after a party.
      If she didn't have a bf I might have subjected myself to it.

      Average NSFFW normalgays.

      I'm not technically virgin. Never had sex for free, but I have sex for little money. I live in Moscow and there is a lot of student girls from poor regions. I search them in Russian telegram dating bot and offer some money (60-150$) for like 6 hours + whole night sleep together in bsdm hotel. Usually I find one girl per month and they are not professional prostitutes. They pretend to be my gf on that dates. I also tried prostitutes, but it's bs, just a masturabation with body and it cost $130 per hour. Students are much better, usually it's their first experience in paid sex. I like to hug them in a big bath in the hotel watching anime, lick their young pussies and cum right in the mouth. I can't imagine this happening in other countries, I live in the dream. I can watch anime with beautiful young girl, slap their ass, drink juice from pussy, they suck my balls and listen my favorite music from indie games. I think in US I will be virgin forever.

      >uses prostitutes
      >"living the dream"
      Lol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mind you, it wasn't the kind of party you are thinking of.
        It was a very niche folk culture festival.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cool blog. How do I unsubscribe, dough?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i love your hair
      >"Uh, okay thanks..."
      at the same time that i want to shit on you, that's also exactly what i would have done. i had a lot of people come up to me asking about my hair when i had an afro and it was at it's hugest, mostly older folks saying that it reminded them of when they were growing up the 60's - 80's. stuff like that i would just see as a compliment or small talk and nothing more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To you or any others reading this, if something like this happens just say thanks, compliment something about them, then ask them for their number. You don't have to say much in-person, as you can just text them later and build a connection that way, and when you have their info everything else comes easier
      t. a loser who has had to realize the hard way

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I fricked Yahweh in the astral realm.. technically still a virgin

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not technically virgin. Never had sex for free, but I have sex for little money. I live in Moscow and there is a lot of student girls from poor regions. I search them in Russian telegram dating bot and offer some money (60-150$) for like 6 hours + whole night sleep together in bsdm hotel. Usually I find one girl per month and they are not professional prostitutes. They pretend to be my gf on that dates. I also tried prostitutes, but it's bs, just a masturabation with body and it cost $130 per hour. Students are much better, usually it's their first experience in paid sex. I like to hug them in a big bath in the hotel watching anime, lick their young pussies and cum right in the mouth. I can't imagine this happening in other countries, I live in the dream. I can watch anime with beautiful young girl, slap their ass, drink juice from pussy, they suck my balls and listen my favorite music from indie games. I think in US I will be virgin forever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Russian telegram dating bot

      What's that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the frick is a bdsm hotel

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One drunk chick who had a boyfriend kept grinding her crotch in me in subtle ways after a party.
    If she didn't have a bf I might have subjected myself to it.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhhh, idk. Maybe just talking to a girl. I have never been close or ever had a girl show any signs of interest in me.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A woman asking me to come home to her after a party. I politely declined as I'm a volcel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >A volcel
      you mean gay?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ITT /Chad9k/
    I have never come close to losing my virginity nor have I even spoken to a woman in years and will remain like this until I gain wizard powers at 30.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    3 days ago I had a Chinese girl over. She let me hold her as we watched a movie, I grabbed and started rubbing her breast. We're still friends.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was 1 on 1 talking with a girl and had a hug.
    t. wizard in 30s

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my male cousin suggested we had (gay) sex when we were kids. I nervously played it off as a joke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol now I remember a girl cousin of mine who insisted we locked ourselves alone and read erotic short stories on the internet. I just sperged out.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't. there was a girl who somewhat tolerated me once years ago because she wanted to frick my brother

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I rejected a obese weaboo (female)

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when i was 20 i when to a party with my only friend, there i met a girl he knew who seemed really into me, we talked a lot and laugh too, she even asked for my instagrm, after the party we went to the house of my friend to sleep cause it was the nearest house and it was really late, me and this girl got to sleep next to each other alone in the living room of my friend in two yoga mats, we talk a bit and laugh cause we're drunk, then she says thay we should kiss, i don't now what happened but i got really nervous and i just said "no i'm too tired" and right after that i pretend to fall sleep, the next morning i woke up with a head ache and she was still sleeping but really far from me lmao, i didn't say goodbye to her cause i'm autistic and just said to my friend that i had a good time and leave, next thing i know she unfollowed me from instagram and delete me from her profile, tbh i don't even know why i didn't kiss her she was nice and cute, maybe i was afraid that my lack of experience would seem pathetic idk, now i'm a 22 years old virgin neet, i hate being autistic.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >be 12
    >be really short
    >moved to knew school
    >get assistant because autistic moron
    >she follows me everywhere during recess/lunch/break or whatever you want to call it
    >outpace her in walking to shake her so that I can socialise somewhat normally without an adult hovering over me all the time
    >she always knew where I was going so she'd find me anyways
    >stuck with her and accept it
    >girls always calling me cute
    >especially the older year ones
    >think they mean cute as in how a baby or a small child is cute and take offence
    Yeah you can see where this is going
    >girl in my year starts following me around too and trying to talk to me
    >she is nice looking too
    >remember that she was apart of a crowd of girls cooing over me so I ignore her and don't talk to her
    >also don't want to talk to girls with an adult hovering over me constantly
    >she just talks to my assistant instead and tries to talk to me every now and then
    >somehow always finds me when free time
    >is excited to see me always even though I just ignore her
    >one day she finds me and assistant again sitting in a closed off hall during break
    >butts into our conversation and I withdraw
    >she tries to bring me back in but I look visibly annoyed
    >her smile turns to a hurt expression
    >get's up and runs out
    >can see that she was crying as she closes the door in the hall
    >she stopped following me around
    >still didn't get it and was oblivious

    I'm 27 now and i'm still a virgin lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A girl liked me in fifth grade. She was much taller than me, my head was to her nose or chin, and she was a little chubby, but not obese or overweight. She wasn't ugly, but because she was Mexican, her hair was dark. So it made a mustache noticeable on her.

      I was getting annoyed with her because she was too touchy and annoying. She ended up convincing my mom to get me to her house, which she did.

      I had a pretty good time, unfortunately, I didn't like her back then and couldn't read signs. She put her leg behind me as we were both sitting on the bed. She expected me to make the first move but I never did.

      Now I glowed down. My hormones are high and my standards are low. I don't regret it, but I probably admit I should've at least kissed her for experience (no pedo shit).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >think they mean cute as in how a baby or a small child is cute and take offence
      I get this all the time too. I hate being short

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Received nudes on shitcord. Also had a girl rub my hand as a joke.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lesbian wanted a kid, no sex. So I had to basically nestle my tip against her opening, jerk off and cum into her without penetration.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit I feel bad for the kid

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The last time I had a female friend was preschool.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    never gotten close

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never come close to anything. Never flirted with a girl, none have ever spoken to me. I'm basically invisible.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    in 8th grade this tomboy I was friends with got me cookies for christmas

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ive been hugged by three girls in total (without asking). Thats it

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Catholic private school as a Kindergartener.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A girl I met on tinder asked me to have sex with her and I didn't go because I didn't want to sit on the bus for 2 hours

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A cautionary tale.
    I was in a relationship for several years and lost it that way.
    >relationship ended, week later she had an abortion
    I was in another relationship, this time long distance, and we had sex once we met up. She was a virgin with a septate(I think that's the spelling, super attached basically) hymen and so it was painful for her. Should have been fine later but-
    >relationship ended, no abortion but she was in fear of her life apparently (psychosis or simple paranoia)

    >anon that's clearly not the point of the thread why are you-
    I'm not doing the SEX again until marriage.
    You get attached and stay longer than you should otherwise due to pair bonding frickery (1st), or it just super hurts when it ends (2nd).
    If I could do it all over again I would wait.
    It took me many years to make peace with what happened and even then there's blood on my hands as a result (the abortion, the second gf I would never hurt and still wish her the best).

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno. Just hired a prostitute, thinking I'm a total loser. Turned out I'm kinda ok, she praised me, told me a lot of compliments, that she thought she was unable to get pleasure but I gave her multiple orgasms. I thought she's faking but eventually learnt how to know. Lol she even bought me some presents so I could remember her. And also I thought my penis were small but she told me it's just perfect. So yeah, for all the incel virgins my advice is to pay for the first love. It'll save you from the awkwardness of losing virginity too late yet you'll definitely learn something.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen a woman irl once

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cute girl at work. I liked talking to her and she seemed to like me. She would sometimes sing when I entered a room. I asked her out after she quit.

    We went out for coffee, and then again got lunch. We got along well and I think it's all going good, and then she stopped talking to me suddenly, and I see on Facebook she's now dating a guy taller and better looking than me.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had sex with a NSFFW fatty uggo, but she only wanted me for the PR and money.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A woman being forced to talk to me during class in college

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my female cousins hugging me at family reunions

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This post is so pathetic and deranged it made me laugh.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hey don't make fun of him i genuinely feel bad because female cousins in a family reunion is sad af

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I too laughed at his post, but I'm not laughing at him and instead I'm laughing with him out of a shared pain.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    probably all the times i had sex with women

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In college. The girl even told me to use her girl friend's apartment for it. But it didn't happen and I was too insecure, broke and stressed out of my mind to book a hotel for 2 nights with her. That was 6 years ago. Holy shit.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can provide you with many stories. I remember a popular girl in 8th grade once saying I was "cute, but weird," keep this in mind
    >meet Asian girl on highschool field trip
    >super into me
    >very attractive, says she does modeling. Field trip chaperone gets on her case for not eating
    >I'm super pale, apparently Asian chicks love that
    >"Your skin is so white, I wish I was that white" she actually said this
    >however, notice several red flags
    >she lies constantly about random shit
    >she was 2 years younger than me, constantly lying that's she's only 1 year younger to appeal to me I think
    >when we stop at a store to buy shit we need, she's like pulling my arm and directing me around the store, which I'm not super into
    >I kind of half go along with her for the duration of the trip, not committing to anything
    >she scares me a little bit, she seems unbalanced
    >nothing ends up happening
    FFW a couple of weeks
    >pass by her between classes
    >she literally says to me "I love you anon"
    >I am still indecisive about this
    >just kind of shrug it off.
    Covid hit not long after. Never went back to school in person and never saw her again. Don't have social media either.

    I know I might seem like the most clossal idiot for doing what I did. I don't know how to explain it. I've never felt comfortable with romantic stuff. It's like I have a phobia for it. If it makes you feel better, at least you can know that being "attractive" isn't always enough.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      homie she wanted to frick you for being white of course being attractive is enough it was your fault for not going thru with it.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the closest you've come to losing your virginity?

    pic related

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As I've grown older; I've realized these "almost" encounters were not almosts at all. They were never, ever going to happen.
    The times I thought it was going to happen weren't going to happen at all. The girl didn't want to have sex or find me sexually attractive; never wanted to frick me; wasn't planning to frick me; and whatever I did she wasn't going to frick me. I just got my hopes up, that's all.
    I was never close. If she actually wanted, she would have.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got a polite, obligatory sideways hug from a woman once as a greeting.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Advocate doogy i remember that guy i spoke with him. I got him to put a pedophile nazi in his comic. Also he got cancelled for grooming some chick too lamo. I wouldnt bither reading his shit he is regarded to the max

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thought that the comic looked familiar. Guys an incel stereotype if I've ever seen one.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when i was 14 a girl at the pool flirted with me and i could of easily taken her to a family washroom and fricked her

    in highschool at 15 there was two girls that loved me, spend hundreds of hours talking to them on skype, she wanted me to fondle her butt and in math class she grabbed my hands and put them on her chest. wanted to walk alone with me in the woods

    last September there was a foreign girl from germany who wanted to take me to her bed and pet me and treat me like a puppy. she sent me money to buy me pizza, chocolate, blankets, and video games

    in 2019 two guys (separate occasions) wanted to make me their boywife and frick me

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    flirting with a girl

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    last christmas i had the extreme luck of having my first date with a qt petite latina with nice breasts

    she let me stay at her place, we cuddled and kissed for half an hour before going to sleep

    but now she's making up excuses to not see me again

    why robros?, i thought i had it. If she was going to avoid me in the end, why the frick make out with me in the first place?

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was eating out a girl. She wanted to have sex but I couldn't get hard. She massaged my back, put my cloth back on and ghosted me after. I was 24 and turning 32 this year.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Normiegays will never understand our plight

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ejaculating inside a woman's vegana with no condom.
    Almost had it. I was so close.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pfft
    Never
    And if you have come close you're a fricking normalgay and need to get off my board

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >many years ago in high school
    >have small group of friends who like my droll autism humor
    >one of these guys has a female friend
    >through his friendship I become friends with her
    >talking with her one day in gym class
    >she says she would be willing to have sex with me
    >respond with, "Haha, thanks."
    >continue talking about whatever we were talking about before that comment

    I couldn't tell when she said it if it was more of a pity, "I would have sex with you if you were really desperate and asked," kind of deal, or if it was her way of saying she wanted to have sex. Still don't really know, but I assume it was the former because her type seems to be tall guys with a bit more meat on their bones and I am the opposite of that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >respond with "Haha thanks"

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Overbearing single mom with 5 kids so I can't bring any girls home. Even as a senior my mom called the police if I came home late but I still managed to kiss a girl outside her house and feel her breast. Now that I'm with my dad I'll see what I can do since nobody bothers me here and I have space.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i lost my virginity at 21 with a fat 47 year old who had told me she was 39
    i came inside her raw, pulled out to see the cum flow out of her and then put it back in again for round 2

    i only found out her real age after moving in with her far away from my family
    still live with her now

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Freshman year of college. No friends, spend most weekend nights by myself in my room.
    >My dorm room was at the very end of the hall in a party dorm
    >One friday night I'm making the long walk back to my room from the bathroom
    >My next door neighbor is some gay with a lot of female friends. They're hanging out in his room with the door open.
    >I go right inside my room and shut the door. A second later there's a knock.
    >One of the girls from next door is standing there. She introduces herself and tells me that she sees me around campus a lot and wanted to introduces herself
    >Tell her "well I guess I'll see you around!" and evacuate the conversation at warp speed to go back to rotting alone in my room

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A girl asked for my number.
    Twice.

    I am lonely and suicidal. Please help.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reasonably dating app texting
    There was one girl that was older than me when I was in 4th grade that asked me out, I said no cause 4th grade.
    >Never been in a relationship
    >Khhv

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    4 fricking times I could've gotten my dick inside some pussy, maybe more.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A lady offered to fly to my country to take my virginity.
    I felt like that would've been a waste, though. Why would you buy a plane ticket just to do it with a guy you hardly know? One who would naturally be very bad at it, no less.
    They were pretty friendly otherwise, though. Good person.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a woman did that for me and now we are getting married
      twice my age

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in highschool we had gym class inside a large auditorium. Everyone would play whatever, basketball, sit on bleachers, who cares? The coaches certainly didn't.
    So I would grab a ball and kick it against the wall. It would come back and I would kick it again. A lone autist kind of thing to do.
    Apparently I was being watched. And stalked.
    This girl who I never spoke to was taken by my dark and edgy ways, apparently. I found this out when I came back to my locker one day and found a note from her in it.
    She was a weeb, before I really knew what they were like. She drew me and her as some sort of Inuyasha and Kagome parody, I think. Hard to remember the specifics of the drawing, but I was watching it on adult swim at the time I think, hence recognizing the (attempted) style. She said (in the note) she loved me.
    I, in my unbridled brilliance, was aghast. 'She doesn't even know anything about me, how could she possibly love me?'
    I was a romantic at the time, and my sensibilities were offended.
    Skipping some misc. details about setting up a meeting and then unintentionally having to skip because reasons and rescheduling, but we eventually met face to face. It could have happened day one but you know how delicate high school girls are.
    I certainly did, so I let her know in no uncertain terms it wasn't love she felt, but infatuation. Having righted her error, I walked away to the waiting area to be picked up from school.

    Now I sit here alone. I wish girls could be more straight forward, I'm not a mind reader.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This has never happened to me before but I like getting compliments a lot because as a guy it's rare. I don't think many men would react this way but on the same hand when women act like this men think the girl wants to marry him.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be 25 year old virgin, match with a qt with a buzz cut on OKCupid
    >kiss her on 2nd date, go on 3 more
    >she invites me to her house
    >says she wants me to lick her genitals, frick it up due to autism, leave

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There was a girl who came onto me pretty hard senior year in college, but she spent most of our first convo talking about her bowel issues and it was a major turnoff

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also she was a really into it church girl so I would have had to marry her first.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My uncle asked my dad if he should get me a hooker when i was 15

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This imaginary person in this imaginary scenario that she invented sure does look ridiculous.
    Tell me what else I'm supposed to say to this.

    Ha

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >hiking on a small trail 2 months ago
    >meet a group of girls taking pictures of rocks or some shit
    >tell them to be careful about fallen trees on the trail a mile ahead
    >explain that its very steep and muddy and that i fell head first in the mud
    >the run away in fear
    Thats the closest i ever got to a girl
    Where did i frick up

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