What's the reason you don't have a girlfriend? I started balding at 17

What's the reason you don't have a girlfriend? I started balding at 17

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I started balding at 17
    mine was thinning at 17
    started balding at 22
    really balding now at 23

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a wizard aged manchild who lives with his parents and frankly can barely function in proper society. There is literally no reason a woman should date me.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I discover drugs to early

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I discovered porn too early

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on finasteride but my hairline is too fricked.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I blame my ugly features.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No close friends in high school, no friends at all as soon as high school ended. Just entertained myself and worked. Started balding at 22, fully bald by my mid 20s. The thing is, as soon as a stopped growing at 20, I aged heavily. Even at 21 with a full head of hair people thought I looked 28.
    I just have bad genes.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really strong autism. Couldn't make friends of the same sex let alone the opposite. Just a human outcast unfit for socialization. Thank fricking god for the internet.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a car and live in a very car-centric part of the US (i.e. any given fricking place)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As the wise Young MC once said: "if you got no money and you got no car, then you got no woman and there you are"

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >acquire job
    >acquire passport
    >fly to turkey/mexico
    >$2000 hair transplant

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ugliness
    weird, repulsive body
    genuinely an awful person on the inside

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cause mine was thinning at 17-18 and now it's not thinning but i have gyno

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally me except im still thinning just slower now

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    im scared of grls

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why? they're probably more scared of you, just be nice and shoot your shot.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly maybe youre right. ive been told im intimidating, whatever that means. im still too much of a pussy to ask out a girl though.

        same. 26 and haven't talk to a girl for more than 15 minutes before.

        i can talk to girls in a platonic way, but i have no idea what to do if i want to get one to like me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      same. 26 and haven't talk to a girl for more than 15 minutes before.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Standardcel.
    >Not extroverted, rich or Chad enough to attract anything above a 6/10.
    >6/10s don't excite me enough for me to approach.
    >Have nothing in common with 95% of women anyway.
    >No social media or dating sites.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how to relate to people and I'm extremely self conscious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Untreated schizoid tendencies resulting in a personality that is normie enough to "pass" in society by faking it but not enough to really have relationships with other people.
      See

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My looks are okay, and so are my career prospects but my personality is just too repulsive. The only girlfriend I could get, would be like that fat bossy chick with the ausitic boyfriend eating chinese food from that video.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell that thing is trans

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of balding early. I just finished re-watching the last episode of Deep Space 9 and realised that Jake has a very noticeable receding hairline. He is supposed to be some young 18-20 year old kid. He starts the show in season 1 looking like he hasn't even hit puberty yet. He is really tall so it's not completely brutal but still.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Autism, I've had relationships before, longest being 2 and change years. But every time I manage to either drive them away, or it lasts for like 2 months and then devolves into a situationship or just fizzles. I am genuinely starting to think I may have a personality disorder.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hoeflation, plain and simple.
    While who I am and what I have has sufficed in the past, it just doesn't anymore, when even overweight 3/10s are of the unironic opinion that they're god's gift to man.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped trying, not like anyone is going to be asking me out anyway but I've destroyed every relationship I've ever had, even when things were going well in a relationship I'd still find a way to frick it up.
    Lie about who am I just to get someone's attention and approval until I can't bottle up my emotions any longer and have psychotic episodes, too violent and manipulative for my own good.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    balding is not a legitimate excuse, it might knock your prospects down a 1 or so on the /10 scale but you are bullshitting if you think it does more than that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tinder experiments have shown that being bald drops your reply rate by like 90%

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It genuinely dropped my looks down by like 3 or 4 points
      My plan is to become super rich in the next 10 years and get a really attractive big tiddy sugar baby

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'6 height
    6/10 face
    awkward
    first 2 prevent the 3rd from ever being overcome

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mentally ill
    178cm manlet
    erectile dysfunction

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm comfortably boring and prefer solitary activities.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm white + blonde in germany.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know what you're destined to do instead, Wotan.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the reason you don't have a girlfriend?

    I have avoidant personality disorder, literally too scared of talking with girls. But I also have NPD which makes me a little more alpha in the eyes of women but not enough to offset the damage caused by my AvPD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pure copium
      >vtuber pfp
      BWAHAHAHA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >npd AND avpd

      Who's your psychologist, a bowl of alphabet soup?

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they don't return my calls when I try to discuss the terms of being my gf

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got bullied so bad that it completely destroyed my capacity to connect with another human.
    even though i consider myself quite ugly i actually had a few girls ask me out in high school but i turned them down because i thought it was a prank / they were to pretty to be with me.
    I've never recovered since then and have lived pretty much as a shell for the last decade or so.
    also I'm bald now.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    social anxiety
    I do try to take care of myself with lifting and diet but I'm also a neet and don't want to date until I get a job
    but it's not like education, employment, or training(outside of muh prs) interest me so I'm doomed until I just decide to try random stuff until something sticks

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the reason you don't have a girlfriend?
    Deep trust issues, also autism. Probably mostly autism.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely sexually repressed (still am at 31).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I feel this. I literally can't reciprocate the (extremely rare) occasions a woman starts asking me about what kind of dirty thoughts I have or something.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, all the dirty talk and physical intimacy is too much for me. Its okay when you're 11-12, not in 30s. What a shame.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just tell her you want to rape her breasts.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had a girl ask me about my sexual kinks in my 20's and had to pretend i had any experience whatsoever doing it lol
        it's weird to live knowing a normal thing the vast majority of the population participates in a semi regular basis is completely alien to you

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clingy, awkward, antisocial, depressed
    I can get a woman to talk to me for roughly 2 months, at most, before she realizes my inhumanity and never speaks to me again

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even make a friend. a relationship would be impossible

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have autism (level 1)

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dxed Autism and schizoid personality disorder.
    Not a social person, don't really get along with other people. Mommy issues
    Women scare me, reminds me of my mother

    I see no point in socializing when it is an extremely transactional function.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why can't i be crash bandicoots

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of shame I stopped having a presence at all and am not physically attractive enough to garner approaches.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reason you don't have a girlfriend?
    I stopped caring about it, the army's sexual harassment and the me-too movement kinda spooked me as an impressionable idiot and I haven't tried for a since. Just not worth the time and money investment to be worth it.
    >pic related

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm horribly ugly and insecure. It's so bad that it gives me inhibition that prevents me from making friends or speaking my mind much less having a girlfriend

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ugly and not tall enough to make up for it.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have an unlovable personality and I'm too scared of rejection to approach girls. Also, being mid-looking doesn't help.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can not tell if a girl is in to me or at least no girl has been in to me. I'm to afraid of the social consequences of getting it wrong and making a pass at a girl who wasn't actually into me. Easier to go on being a lone then suffering that pain

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, I can't figure out female social cues. I've just become cold and disinterested

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I had to choose something within my control it's cause I'm
    >fat
    >shut-in
    >severely out of shape for someone my age
    >dirty and fricked up hair from not washing and constantly scratching and pulling chunks of it
    >uneven hairline from possible diet induced hair loss cause no one in my family had hair problems. Even on my parent's side.
    >no personality
    >boring to talk to
    >too secretive

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone itt making up reasons like balding or drugs, if you saw these incels irl they're all manlets lol
    sad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're all 6'2+ here shorty

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        assuredly

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just autism, some anons claim it's height and while I am also a manlet twinkcel autism is the true nail in the coffin for any chances at having relationships.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron, tall autists score autistic and neurotypical girls left and right
      that goes for tall "twinks" as well

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron, no they fricking don't
        a select small group of confident and high-masking ones do by using drugs to regulate their behavior and bond with other addicts

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you really have to stop coping
          it fricks more with you than your autism does

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >isolated buzzword
            fine, explain exactly what you think my cope is and why.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i just imagine that one day you find a tall dude that is as autistic as you are, buddy up with him, and then slowly realize that all the women you run into are naturally attracted to your autistic friend
            you'll be like, "what the hell, he is just as autistic as i am, and he's even into nerdy shit like me!!!! how is this possible????!!?!?!"
            this is where the blackpill comes to collect

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I AM tall you fricking moron.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        fair though you really need amazing genetics to make up for the fact you're socially moronic.
        I got a crappy roll so I guess I never really deserved a gf because of it, I do wish I had a gf sometimes but I'll just wait for robo-waifus to become a thing.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that anon is bullshitting, nothing makes up for social moronation.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The main reason is because I have a wife.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Christian, and I can't find decent single Christian women. Most of them just larp as religious. It's depressing

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dumb manchild, living with parents at 21 years old
    >Somehow find qt girlfriend who loves me
    >frick it up because I'm a moron
    >have no goals or aspirations in life and have no college degree so I join the military
    >have to move constantly and am afraid of starting a new relationship just to end it early

    Its been nearly 3 years since I've felt the intimate touch of another human and I'm stuck in a job I hate and legally cannot leave for another 2 years as per my contract

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Autism. It's not even that bad but I guess I'm a needy npc or something. I don't screech or stalk people, I can hold a job. My autistic interests all died out and I have nothing to talk about. People just become distant or avoidant, nobody wants me around. I am trapped in my shitty life with no executive function to make any changes.
    >talk to other autistic people
    The ones who are sufferable relate the exact same experiences and then stop replying to me.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm histrionic.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am obese, awkward, don't have hobbies, and am a manchild virgin age 28.

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I might be mentally ill but I don't want to get diagnosed. Well, I want to get diagnosed if there is something off about my head but I'm kind of nervous about having to take time off work and go to places to talk to different people. I've managed whatever is wrong with me without much issue but knowing what the problem(s) is/are would ease my mind a bit. I would know what to expect going further in my life.
    At this point I'm not interested in romance or sex. I get lonely but it'll pass. If it's bad I daydream. I get horny but it'll pass. If it's bad I fap.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    schizo reclusive neet. no girls want my scrub self

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a girlfriend because I'm married.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That quick glance. That brief eye contact. That hidden smile. I don't get those.

    I'm not ugly. I'm not short. I'm athletic. I hang around good-looking people and it makes me feel like shit. The only things that can save me is gym, surgery, and money.

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >autistic
    >no charisma, just annoying and boring
    >chronically depressed
    >dependent on family
    >short
    >underweight since birth
    >started going bald as a teen
    >bad skin
    A lifetime of disappointment, frustration, and suffering condensed into a few bulletpoints.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >autistic
      >mild charisma but mostly annoying and boring
      >chronically depressed
      >independent, high earning
      >6 foot
      >thin but healthy weight
      >slightly receding hair
      >decent looks, ok skin
      Still not enough, life of isolation and disappointment. Had some brief success in college and that was it.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fat. Baka.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kinda fat and lazy. I'm also autistic and hate people.

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have an extremely large head

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have big ears. Someone laughed at me once and said, "Cheers, big ears!". I burst out in tears.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i rarely meet women my age that aren't disgusting and im afraid of the apps

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing this whole thread so far, I think there are reasonable arguments to be made for big government investments in mental care.
    Society would benefit immensely if people like us: the autists, the anxious, the histrionics, the schizoids etc. had better access to help to manage our social moronation and disordered personalities. Imagine if most NEETs could realise their full potential and become contributors rather than a drain to the general welfare.
    >Tl;Dr I want free gibs.

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ive seen a ton if bald guys with girlfriends !
    I think you should put the blame elsewhere

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