Why are so many men afraid to eat pussy?

Why are so many men afraid to eat pussy?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if I'm bad at it, and she decides to sentence me to death because of it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the easiest most intuitive thing in the world if you can't do it after years of watching porn then you're totally hopeless.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, the problem is that I'm a sperg and might panic atm.
        I can't think clearly if I'm nervous.
        I would rather I knew at least some tips or basics I could have, just in case.
        And then learn and do what she likes and communicates to me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just stay calm. Shit is easy, you got this anon!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Need a girl to let me within arm's reach 1st...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically, I learned how to eat pussy well from /b/. There was a post that I think got passed around way back in the day of a guy describing how he eats out his gf and I basically just followed that as step-by-step instructions. Results were wild. Now that I am really confident in my abilities I can be a little more free-form with it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Post it.
          Or as much as you remember or have learned.
          Pass it down, anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Post it.
          Or as much as you remember or have learned.
          Pass it down, anon.

          https://NSFFWarchives.com/board/adv/thread/487857
          not him but found this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thats not the one im thinking of, this was way older, like 2008-2010 era

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty nice.
            Sounds simple enough. I wonder if there is something I could do to go the extra mile. Like, how can I become the best she's ever /will ever have?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Good shit mane, good shit.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why dont men want to suck on a fetid mucous membrane that's constantly moist and covered up
    gee anon, i do fricking wonder

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if it bites back?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women are far more promiscuous than men. Giving a woman oral is just an unreasonably high risk of getting stds.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And you'd still stick your DICK in there?!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can't put a condom on your tongue

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Imagine having her warm thighs act as earmuffs as you listen to her muffled moans, all the while you discover new patterns to please her and yourself (drinking her cum) with your tongue.

      >anons who say veganas are disgusting or women have poor hygiene
      Take it to the shower and have shower sex. Or just say it'd be hot if you used some flavored feminine wash or some shit.

      >Giving a woman oral is just an unreasonably high risk of getting stds.
      Source?

      1. its disgusting
      2. Im not here to please you, I'm here to frick you like the sex object you are, dominate the shit out of you, cum on your ass and leave you wondering when I'll text back
      3. Girls never ask

      1. Depends on the girl
      2. Then why do you chase basic b***hes?
      3. Do you ask them? Better yet, don't ask, do.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Depends on the girl
        yeah.

        >Then why do you chase basic b***hes?
        to frick them.

        >Do you ask them? Better yet, don't ask, do.

        no. I'm not asking a girl to lick her pussy and if she asks me I will tell her no.
        I've fricked over 20 girls and nobody ever asked me to give them oral.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because almost all women have extremely poor hygiene because they think by simply being a woman they are pure and cute and perfect. Combine this with a diet of alcohol, fast food and prescription grade drugs their pussies taste like rotton pennies fished out of a festival portapotty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It smells fricking disgusting and you described my exact experience. I could not help but tell her that it stinks and she got mad that I "couldn't handle a female body". I honestly would still rather be KHHV than have that first encounter with her, it was fricking terrible and I never thought I'd say something like this but it ruined my purity.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds awful, I only eat clean pussy

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer buttholes

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1. its disgusting
    2. Im not here to please you, I'm here to frick you like the sex object you are, dominate the shit out of you, cum on your ass and leave you wondering when I'll text back
    3. Girls never ask

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Spoken like someone who has never had sex. I can't imagine letting someone sticking it in before they eat me out I don't think I'd even be ready

      Because almost all women have extremely poor hygiene because they think by simply being a woman they are pure and cute and perfect. Combine this with a diet of alcohol, fast food and prescription grade drugs their pussies taste like rotton pennies fished out of a festival portapotty.

      As a girl who has gone down on other girls before, both mine and other pussies both smell and taste pretty good. Maybe don't be eating out disgusting unwashed hams

      lol cuck. If she's lucky I'll finger her but I ain't licking that festering axe wound.

      If a guy described my pussy as a festering axe wound i wouldnt let him near it. If he's so disgusted by it then I wouldn't wanna trouble him with my presence

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >As a girl who has gone down on other girls before
        I hate you so much.
        You already jave your own, why you hotta take away other pussies from us?
        🙁

        I just wanna eat pussy. Is that too much to ask for?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you are one of these dried up roastie who needs a lube.

        Personnaly, I frick prime pussy, they are always wet by the time I decide to frick them, just being in a room with me fooling around for 15min is plenty of time for the oven to warm up

        and by fooling around I mean kissing, fingering, sucking my dick, or just watching a fricking movie.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, I get wet pretty easily. But I'm really petite so for me penetration is really painful until I've had at least one orgasm already, but preferably more, so I'm more loosened up

          >As a girl who has gone down on other girls before
          I hate you so much.
          You already jave your own, why you hotta take away other pussies from us?
          🙁

          I just wanna eat pussy. Is that too much to ask for?

          She was a lesbian

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >She was a lesbian
            Yeah kinda figured it out.

            But still. I want a girl to ride my face.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I love girls like you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A guy said he could smell that I was turned on while sitting on his lap and idk if he was actually fricking with me but if guys can actually do that then it's fricking over

        No, I get wet pretty easily. But I'm really petite so for me penetration is really painful until I've had at least one orgasm already, but preferably more, so I'm more loosened up
        [...]
        She was a lesbian

        Describe the shape and smell of your pusspuss lovely flower

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >both mine and other pussies both smell and taste pretty good.
        >mine
        have you gone down on yourself?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The thought of tasting sour mucus makes my stomach churn

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the romans considered eating pussy as the ultimate unmannly act, sucking a dick or taking it up the ass were considered better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And we should give a frick because why. The rooomans omg. You can't be for real. Low iq son of a b***h giving in to whatever you consider authority even if it means sucking dick. Why are YOU so submissive

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because a hundred other homies nutted in there and that's disgusting. id only ever give oral to a girl thats only been with me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol cuck. If she's lucky I'll finger her but I ain't licking that festering axe wound.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        axe wounds is not what XX bio women have. it is what trannies have.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          People always called real pussies axe wounds you moronic zoomer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do other men really nut in womens pussy?
      That seem fricking reckless, even if she is on the birth control, these shit fail all the time

      why risk it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because that shit be good.

        I am terrified of that. Ideally she has an IUD and is on the pill.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        birth control is extremely common with multiple pills and devices, plus plan B and if all else fails abortion. Most women are getting nutted in at least semi-regularly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Its still fricking reckless.
          A woman knowing if she would get an abortion or not in case she gets pregnant, thats her problem. You as the man, do not know what her decision is, even she tells you, you cant be certain, its out of your hands. The only thing you can control is to not nut inside her, so you have to be an idiot to risk it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yet men are the ones that want to cum inside most of the time. the answer is that for most of the low IQ population they do what feels good and deal with the consequences later.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that is exactly how you were born, anon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Im sure his/her birth was planned and not a "feel good in the moment" decision

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's ironic, every guy I've ever met sans a handful of exceptions all say they can do well without nutting inside, but literally every woman, NO EXCEPTION, say they like feeling being cummed inside.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >yet men are the ones that want to cum inside most of the time
            LOLNO.
            You know how many girls I've slept with who knew I had a vasectomy and still wanted to use condoms?
            One.
            And that lasted until she got her test results back and didn't have to worry about feeling bad if she accidentally gave me an STD.
            Enough get offended about it that I often don't volunteer the information so they don't whine about not getting creampied

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Despite what our shitty sex education classes (if you happened to live in a State/country that wasn't insane) would have you believe, it's not really that easy for women to get pregnant. They are only fertile for 4-5 days of the month and most of them require constant fricking and inside nutting for it to take. Take a look online at how many couples struggle to have a baby. The majority of people have to try for months.
        The easiest time for a girl to get pregnant is if she's in the hyper-fertile age range of 16-20. After that fertility starts going downhill fast. By 30 she has lost 80% of her eggs, by 35 she has lost 90% of them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A woman has already lost around 50-70% of her eggs at 16-20, and fertility doesn't really have anything to do with egg count.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >After that fertility starts going downhill fast. By 30 she has lost 80% of her eggs, by 35 she has lost 90% of them.
          What does that have to do with fertility when they release one egg per cycle usually?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to eat pussy really bad.
    I want a gf and to have sex multiple times a day for like a month.
    I would eat her out all the time, whenever she wanted, whenever I wanted. I would like her to suck my wiener pretty often too.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are so many men afraid to eat pussy?
    online isn't real life 😉

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not
    I eat pussy and ass like a insane person

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because breasts are better.

  15. 1 month ago
    Inventor of NO PUSSY NO WORK NO PUSSY NO TAXES NO PUSSY NO VACCINE NO PUSSY NO PEACE Simple A-S

    >Why are so many men afraid to eat pussy?
    because most men dont want to lick roastie pussies other men have fricked. I would give oral only to excellent prime teen pussy with 0 mileage

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am unironically one of the top pussy eaters in the country (use). I have not done it in a while but man I was good at it. I just wish I could find my wife. if only I could find my wife I would eat her pussy so much and it would be just incredible. what a great life we would have together. man, just thinking about it puts a smile on my face! day whatever of manifesting my wife. any day now... hey future wife, could you hurry it up already?? haha

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No idea. Its one of my favorite activities, gets me hard as diamonds.

    Although to be honest, some of you foids have absolutely nasty pussies, some yall really do need to learn to wash up for a second, like come on. So I do get that aversion. Honestly if your man doesnt love eating your pussy you should probably check if you need to wash up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Insane to me that some girls spend their lives without sniffing their panties or licking their fingers after jerking off. Is it really that degenerate? It's just a part of myself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Some people really are oblivious, and idk how it happens. Some b***hes you can smell their c**t from across the room when they stand up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A guy said he could smell that I was turned on while sitting on his lap and idk if he was actually fricking with me but if guys can actually do that then it's fricking over

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds quite possible if you were on his lap underneath his nose. Scent tends to rise.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How obvious it is varies from girl-to-girl and usually by where they are in their cycle.

  18. 1 month ago
    Inventor of NO PUSSY NO WORK NO PUSSY NO TAXES NO PUSSY NO VACCINE NO PUSSY NO PEACE Simple A-S

    [...]

    my wonderfull BPC (big pussyfree wiener) is made out of millions of cells that were pussyfree 7 years ago and 14 years ago and 21 years ago too. This means my wiener has been through at least 3 life cycles of pussyfreeness. I would accept only a similar wienerfree pussy that has been through 3 life cycles of wienerfreeness. Girls who havent had sex in 7 years are not on my level, besides they dont exist, unless you are speaking about 90 year old grandmas who havent been fricked since they were 83. I wonder if you would frick them. According to your logic they are brand new fresh pussies after 7 years!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i keep forgetting that most people on this board are mental cases

      • 1 month ago
        Inventor of NO PUSSY NO WORK NO PUSSY NO TAXES NO PUSSY NO VACCINE NO PUSSY NO PEACE Simple A-S

        agree but no idea why you (you)ed me

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    clearly all incels need forced cunnilingus training

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      umm, I was wondering whether it is a male that makes this kind of post, or a female.
      Which are you?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never done it, but I REALLY want to try it.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my ultimate fantasy is to eat pussy
    like damn imagine a girl is cumming on your face and her pussy is contracting and her clit is throbbing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine going to church and finding god

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    girls literally lose their respect for you if you eat them out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you do it look a meager lil b***h boi than yea. Yuo know to bury own that pussy while you're eating. Toss her around about, smack the inside of her thighs a lil bit. If you do it and she stops respecting you're probably b***h-made anyway.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm very selective with whose pussy I eat. If they're younger than 19, then they're pussy will almost certainly be immaculate with a pleasant taste and aroma. Past 23 it's getting to roastie territory. It's a shame because I'm really good at giving oral

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you fricking pussy
      i hope you dont call yourself a man

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's supposed to be intimate (and private) i guess
    not really though, because this lil b***h ruined it for everyone

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As the owner of a vegana, they're honestly kinda gross. I shower every day and wash down there thoroughly and it still stinks if I've been wearing pants for a few hours. Don't really blame any guy for not wanting to go down on me unless I'm freshly showered.

    Maybe some girls are lucky and naturally smell and taste like flowers all the damn time, but I don't know how.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same with dicks. I have actively tried to be as clean as possible and either my dick specifically just smells/tastes bad, or they all do. It's still an awful thing to be told, like finding out you smell or something, but I get it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I think genitals are just a bit gross in general. Not sure how most people get past that in order to enjoy sex; I've slept with fairly attractive people of both genders and never really enjoyed it all that much because, well, it's gross. Too many unpleasant fluids and smells and tastes. I might just be too autistic for sex.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Even kissing is strange. Even looking past my germophobia or whatever it is, it's also a slimy experience with a disgusting part of the body. The look, the smell, the feeling, just about every sense it's unpleasant in some way.

          I'm not asexual but I'm not getting it. People aren't just exaggerating, they're flat-out lying. It's all a conspiracy or something.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking thank you, glad someone else relates. I'm not asexual at all; I've been very attracted to a lot of people. But sex is objectively slimy and weird. I don't think people are lying when they say they enjoy it, but I certainly don't understand it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The world will probably be better off if we don't reproduce, anyway.

            So what's your weird hobby? Mine is collecting interesting stones.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            True. And that sounds neat, post stone pics!

            My main weird hobby is studying and composing microtonal music. It's far too strange-sounding for the vast majority of people to listen to, but I find it endlessly interesting.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No. The stones are for me alone.

            Instead you can have this:

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough. And lol, I have long ago saved that video. Sent it to my brother who's into jazz, even, but he sadly wasn't convinced.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cool, post some more microtonal/weird music please.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely! This is way more important than pussy or whatever, I shall not apologize for derailing the thread
            More jazz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eU2Ix-HiAA
            Prog rock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRFumaIM02E
            Synthwave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQoWVBbKnuA
            Pop rock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQG4crQc3qw
            Ambient: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=317803ySleI
            DnB: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ3PK8wQ3E0

            That should be a good start anyways

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon this was a pleasant experience.

            >Synthwave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQoWVBbKnuA
            This one reminds me of Cave Story. What a gem.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Really glad you enjoyed them!! And yeah that song is very comfy

            Please feel free to keep exploring the vast rabbit hole that is microtonality, don't let Western music continue to hide all the cool extra notes from you! 😀

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stinks how? Like are you just not a fan of your own scent, or is it actually getting strong and foul?

      Obviously no girls pussy actually smells like dainty flowers or some shit, but as a man ive only rarely encountered pussies that were actually foul, under less-than-desirable circumstances

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >are you just not a fan of your own scent, or is it actually getting strong and foul?
        How do I tell the difference? It's foul to me; I've never had the courage to ask a partner if they think so too, because it would admittedly kind of hurt to hear

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    really does surprise me how it seems like being male is a constant competition on who can be the most disgusting crass moron. As a man, it seems most of you would be happier in a cave somewhere or maybe in a mud hut in africa.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i do the millennial computer-owner equivalent of being a crass, filthy hermit living in a cave.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I havnt read all of the posts. but going down on someone shouldnt be a bad scenario. I'm 38 so have had my fair few of lifes little encounters. But I've learned that a clean partner makes for a good time, a dirty one not so much.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    someone post that screenshot

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16084184/

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not, it's just reserved for long-term monogamous relationship, just like kissing. I don't expect you to suck my wiener either if goes into different holes every now and then if I get lucky or feel like I can spare some money. I go down on girl during making love, not making sex.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tastes bad
    submissive act
    cancer-causing

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Men are unconsciously if not consciously aware that engaging in it amounts to an implicit admission that their dIck alone isn't enough. While that is indeed the case for most of you poor sods, and a case can be made for eating pussy on a one-night stand, nothing good ever comes of showing a woman you're in a committed relationship with that you value her pleasure to such an extent. And no, give and take does not enter into it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing good ever comes of showing a woman you're in a committed relationship with that you value her pleasure to such an extent

      t. virgin.

      I get off on giving pleasure. I want to know she likes it and needs it. I love eating pussy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Way to go for having female brain wiring I guess. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What's male brain wiring? Enjoying when you finish building/destroying something?

          • 1 month ago
            haus

            Precisely. Woman pops out crotch goblins, man decides which ones are worth keeping. Sparta has the full story.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >selfishness is a requirement for being male
          wild take

          • 1 month ago
            haus

            Society owes men nothing. Take what you need from it, then what you want, and then some more.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly only want just slightly above the minimum (by modern Western standards, sure).

            I don't think people understand this, but it's definitely viewed as unattractive.

          • 1 month ago
            haus

            You and every other leech that'll go on to recreate the swamp it unceremoniously crawled out of.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm happy to work and give more than I take (inb4 gotchas like humans inherently destroying the planet or something).

            What's your problem, haus?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of girls are weird about it.
    You have the girls who won't let you unless they waxed or shaved recently enough to have no stubble, but not so recently that they might still have skin irritation, but also they have to shower right before, and they're still going to ask you if it tastes and smells alright, then they're not even going to let you keep going when it starts to feel good and are just going to beg you to frick them.
    You have the girls who will possibly give you hairballs and let you discover they've got a tampon in on your own.
    And not much in between, unfortunately.

  33. 1 month ago
    Inventor of SEAmonkey

    >cmd+f
    >search hpv
    >no results

    God you guys are so fricked if you don't know already.

    If the girl you're eating out has HPV your chances of getting throat or neck cancer sky rocket.
    >b-but what you you moids
    sucking wiener has NO WHERE near the rates of getting cancer as eating hpvssy does. I remember when the studies first came out and they made a clear distinction between male and female but now you have to do some digging to uncover what ~~*they*~~ don't want you to know.
    NEVER EAT OUT A GIRL FROM THE US WHERE RATES ARE HIGHER
    That shit is symptomless and you're taking a huge risk if she is American or has slept with one.
    I will however have no issues with eating out a SEAmonkey if she pure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HIV causes throat cancer

      Link them.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd only eat asian 'gine. I can imagine brown/black pussy is gross

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It fricked my throat for life
    Dont do it bros

    • 1 month ago
      Inventor of SEAmonkey

      >It fricked my throat for life
      Did you get a hair lodged in there or you were silly enough to lick hpvssy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      elaborate more anon (rand$om something)

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    veganas stinks and wieners are way more fun to suck on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah of course it'd be fun for you homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        honestly i feel like men would prefer wieners if women had them, even if they had both, enjoying anything else is a pavlovian response

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When you eat pussy it breaks down your gums because of the acidity level and those microscopic scratches in your gums actually cause you to absorb the estrogen contained within the veganal secretions. It literally makes you less of a man the more you do it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Clitoris ain't acidic

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you don't eat the pussy you play with the clit with your tongue like it's a nipple.
    also if her pussy stinks she's a moron because it literally washes itself out constantly and the quickest way to make it smell bad is to put soap in it.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    in my personal experience, women lose respect for men who eat pussy
    even though i enjoy tasting a woman's pussy and ass

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dont want cancer

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could eat pussy all day if only they gave me a chance

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need a girl to use me really badly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >eating pussy while holding hands
      Wtf, kinda cute ngl

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Foids can't even manage basic hygiene

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do it to my GF because I like her reactions, also because it's so easy to make her cum that way and it's a great way to end sex if I maybe came to fast from penis in vegana.

    It's empowering to have your GF beg you to eat her out, and fun to make her beg you to slow down. Probably how women feel when they're experts at giving BJs.

    I also wanna eat ass one day, but not until I know my GF will eat mine first.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HIV causes throat cancer

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because so many girls have scary nasty pussies.

    There are a frick ton of woman who know full well they are nasty down there, don't freshen up, don't wash, don't do nothing, then expect a guy to chow down like nothing is wrong.

    If you wouldn't put your mouth then then don't expect someone else to put their mouth there.
    If you want to be eaten out then clean it out.
    If your pussy stink then go to the sink.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    iirc most women carry an HPV virus in their veganas that is completely symptomless but easily spreads to men and if it implants around your mouth/throat it will eventually cause cancer

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll only eat pussy if I'm with a skinny attractive girl I have feelings for and intend to pleasure her as well as pursue a relationship.

    90% of sex in the USA is just pump and dumping an obese slampig you would be ashamed of if your friends/family knew about. If I'm just trying to slam some easy pussy I don't even want to finger or touch the woman's vegana and I'm 100% straight.

    You're probably fat and unattractive and the guys you're sleeping with don't really care about you or your pleasure. But that's okay, you'd still rather be Chad's forgettable pump and dump than try to be with a non Chad. That's okay, I would rather become addicted to sex workers and findom than go out of my way to try to attract the average American woman, so fair is fair.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    femanons dont want us to lick their vegana

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The one time I actually wanted to eat pussy was when i was with a girl who really didn't want me to because she'd be embarassed and scared
    I wanted to do it just to make her squirm and freak out. Other than that, it's disgusting and I'd never ever do it.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because if you are beta buxx then it is fricking moronic that after jumping through all the hoops to get a woman I have to also get her off in bed and care about her orgasm. And if I am an alpha then I will just pump and dump and get another one. Women killed the incentive for eating them out and a lot of other stuff.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to eat pussy and be good at it... If I had a girlfriend...

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because the smell of rotten fish makes me literally vomit in my mouth, why can't women understand this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They do; you'd be surprised at how stringent most hookers and brothels are about cleanliness and STD testing. You're just going for the slobs or basic b***hes.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can I be brutally honest? The smell is ungodly

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