Why are women so retarded that they're borderline toddlers? I honestly don't get it.

Why are women so moronic that they're borderline toddlers? I honestly don't get it.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canada finally got some pussy.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she aged 10 years in 17 days.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >makeup
      >no makeup

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >makeup
      >no makeup

      >profile pic
      >irl

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      vegans amirite

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what the outdoors does to you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That turd got his mind blown

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's lucky democrats didn't find him.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she got lost for two weeks on Maui
    >twenty miles by fifty
    >at no point are you more than ten miles from a road
    >just find a river or stream and follow it downhill
    >and schizos actually believe there was foul play with those two scandinavian chicks in Panama

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She probably did it on purpose, no one is that moronic. Wait for the book or of page.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol this, between a 10k and a marathon away from salvation at any time. Would have been a good day of jogging and a big pasta dinner with a silly story to accompany it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The forests on Maui pretty gnarly. Very dense. One wrong step and you fall off a 50 foot cliff. Not saying this b***h ain’t moronic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >schizos believe there was foul
      It literally was. Some private detective in Netherlands made investigation and found out that those boys with which those girls met at a bar, killed them. He even got a photograph of them five near some waterfall or some shit. Later all those boys died in mysterious circumstances, less than a year after they girls were killed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She managed to break her ankles.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they used to be protected by men and prevented from doing stupid shit
    now it's illegal for men to protect them from themselves

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just found an interview of her shortly after she was found: https://youtu.be/vWmvUCJNdvY?t=1045
    At around 17:25, she basically admits she got lost because she followed her heart.
    Why is logic so difficult for women?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She took a risk, and it didn't work out as intended. What's the problem? We take risks by bungji jumping, mountain climbing and other YT man sheeit.

    Risk taking is just as bad as exploration in any field. OP's just a raging incel chud.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Going for a hike is not a risk unless you're moronic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        You're a basement dweller.

        >You're a basement dweller.
        meh

        Point being, you're probably too scared by 4chuds that you're ignoring the sad yet wonderful state of reality. You cower under your bed covers as call explorers morons for not being being under the same cum crusted shelter your in.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The island is 20x50 miles. I ran a mile in under 8 minutes at the gym today. In basic training for the army everyone (man and woman) does a 25km (15 mile) ruck march with like 80lbs of gear on them. This b***h is stupid.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The island is 20x50 miles. I ran a mile in under 8 minutes at the gym today. In basic training for the army everyone (man and woman) does a 25km (15 mile) ruck march with like 80lbs of gear on them. This b***h is stupid.
            Your roided out brain doesn't seem to be working very well. Exploring your body isn't the same as exploring the world. I bet you're still exploring your benis as a 12yo.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shitty non sequitur bot

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol look at you coping. Next time you go for a hike you're going to die like a moron and nobody will even care.

            >4chuds

            It’s another israelite bot.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol look at you coping. Next time you go for a hike you're going to die like a moron and nobody will even care.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >4chuds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maoi is small. The article said she survived by drinking stream water. She just needed to follow the stream for a few miles and she'd be out. This situation is just a slightly grander version of drowning in a kiddie pool because you can't swim, when you could have just stood up.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I knew a teen aged kid who died in a 2 inch puddle. It WAS tragic. Knocked himself out skiing. Landed facedown in a puddle.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          well only moronic ski in hot temperatures

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Non-whites wouldn't understand.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    17 days to lose what looks like half your weight seems pretty efficient

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Female intelligence was never selected for in evolution because they don't need it to reproduce

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >veganism is le health-ACK

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I ever get lost im starting a giant fire.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >local Black person starts fire in forest after returning to monke

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The one I did on Ft Dix during basic the gear weighed 65 pounds. Plus uniform and rifle.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're a basement dweller.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at this moron. He can't even reply properly because he's moronic. You probably get lost going to the bathroom.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i actually live in the attic.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve water fasted in my room and didn’t leave for a month and I looked like a sexy beast after
    Do women really turn into dehydrated fruit like this?

  14. 2 months ago
    SAGE

    >be shilling israelite
    >hide behind VPN, usurp Netherlands flag
    >scour internet for most obscure and improbable stories
    >make slide thread "Why are all ______ like this?" or similar variation

    Don't worry, ~~*OP*~~; the conflict will reach Tel Aviv, Haifa, and all the other "safe" places in your shithole "country." How does it feel knowing how numbered your days are?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your fired.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She shouldn't have done that, her breasts were small to begin with.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a 'white women' story. Imagine this happening with any other race on planet earth.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play DayZ I wouldn't get lost on a map that small

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the average /misc/tard incel wouldn't survive a week in the forest

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't survive 17, with nothing. That's Naked and Afraid territory.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What ever hapoened to her? did she ever get in trouble, a lot of people calling her a fraud in the comments on youtube.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you get lost on a small island for 17 days?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember that all female survivor episode where they walked around in circles in a forest for days on a small island trying to find camp, when walking on the beach would have been faster? Yeah.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I do remember the Dutch Survivor with a male vs. female island.
        I genuinely don't know how you could get lost on an island, especially one that has towns/cities everywhere like Maui.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are by all means and purposes children who can never mature, so they should have the same exact rights as children. This means:
    >no working
    >no voting
    >no driving
    >no Internet
    >no alcohol
    >no sex (outside of arranged marriage)
    >no tattoos or piercings
    >no cosmetic surgeries
    >no bank accounts
    >no home renting/buying
    >no solo traveling
    Not protecting women from themselves is akin to child abuse.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really doubt she was able to survive “just off berries”. She doesn’t look the type to have botany and foraging knowledge to differentiate which could be poisonous or not.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit lmao did her face look like that the whole time

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Our highway follows the coast very closely. I got lost, climbed a tree, saw the Pacific, then headed that way.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesucristo. I use a PACE for navigation and comms when I'm on the motorcycle off-road. I know I don't have to say it as many frens here prep hard.

    • 2 months ago
      Ultraviolence

      I enjoy this image and will be taking it, thank you.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are women so moronic that they're borderline toddlers? I honestly don't get it.
    Women bridge the gap between the world of men and the world of children. They get a lot less frustrating when you realize they're serving their divine purpose by never becoming full adults.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a (you) as a sign of appreciation of this witty post.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW DID SHE AGE 40 YEARS IN 2 FRICKING WEEKS??? WHAT THE FUUUUCK MAN

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Washed off her makeup

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She'll recover. It'll catch up to her again on the flip side when she turns 50 and looks 90.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of damage from the Sun.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sun is your enemy

      Also it probably doesn't help to sleep on dirt and drinking raw water, but

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they have to care for babies and children, it would be unbareable if they were too ambitious. in other words they are like tddlers because they have to understand toddlers and enjoy the same things they do.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > “I wanted to go back the way I’d come, but my gut was leading me another way — and I have a very strong gut instinct,” she said. “So, I said, my car is this way and I’m just going to keep going until I reach it.”

    What the frick?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What having no sense of logical reason and no survival instincts does to a mf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      checked. wow man idk, women sure do not logic very well. it's why they should never be in positions of power.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a tard, i got lost before and found my way back by finding south was based on the sun moving.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i guess she came and saw
    -carlos

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta give her some credit there though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s an island.. All she had to do is walk down, preferably along a river (she would find civilization within hours (at most).

      It reminds me of that British reality show called "The Island." Where Bear Grylls abandons a group of British men and women on a remote, uninhabited Pacific island.. One camp for the men, and one camp for the women.. Needless to say: hilarity ensues..

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what they would all look like if civilization ever collapsed. Although they would probably suck wiener for food and shelter in such a scenario.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's because surprisingly, moronic women survive better than non-moronic women (RARE). The reason is, men are more competent than they are period, and they'll assist a woman who needs help, even if she did it to herself. So morons get male assistance but non-morons don't.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tiny island.
    >2-day walk max from one side to the other.
    >Literally just walk down hill.
    >Simply hitting the coast would mean you reach the coastal Highway that goes around the island.
    >Still gets lost for 17 days

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