WHY CAN'T I GET MATCHES ON ANY ONLINE DATING APPS

I'm almost 22, I've been on these platforms since 18 and I've not once met someone off of it. I get no matches

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While yes you do indeed look dopey in this photo (the accordion largely contributes to that) I would otherwise see you as an unassuming and normal looking dude on the street. Low self-esteem's a b***h.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do think I'm pretty normal looking, I don't know why it's so impossible for me to obtain a girlfriend. I have good qualities.
      Sometimes I think, obviously no girl would want to be with me since she could pick out Chad from any of the online dating apps, but then I see friends from HS who are much worse off than me in almost every regard with beautiful girlfriends.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a chubby looking dope man.
        Ask girls out IRL, online is a waste of time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what does "Dope man" mean?
          Ask girls out in person how? That is insane. Yeah ok walk up to some random girl at the grocery store "WANNA B MY GFF??" I'd get kicked out and banned

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >WANNA B MY GFF??
            I mean sure, if that's all you can do you deserve to be kicked out of a store...
            Just ask a cute girl a question about where an item is and complement her, if she makes a complement to you or engages in anything further just ask her out politely.
            Worst she can say to you is no, or "I have a boyfriend".

            It is very very easy to ask women out IRL. They love complements.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm the anon who asked for your profile and just wrote some other shit. You do know that there are levels to conversations, right? Reading the room for context is a good indicator of where and how to start off a conversation. Keep it light.

            Honestly it'd really help you out to do some shit like this: walk up to a girl, and say this "hey I don't want anything, I just wanted to say thst you look really beautiful."
            >then walk off

            Thst is an excercise about breaking the ice and getting women to smile. It'll help you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"hey I don't want anything, I just wanted to say thst you look really beautiful."
            LMAO what country do you live in? You can not do this in America.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah you can lol I live in America and do this occasionally. Sometimes I just stare at people too. There are no rules, when you're not a lil b***h

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but then I see friends from HS who are much worse off than me in almost every regard with beautiful girlfriends.
        There you go, ask yourself what do they have that you don't and emulate it. It's more than likely they don't lack as much confidence as you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like I am very closed off to other people like I have a shield up and don't let people get close. Maybe something to do with that and also confidence, but of course I don't have any confidence, any human being who has lived my experiences would also have no confidence.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Of course you have no confidence now but that's why you need to build yourself up. While it's a long road ahead you can start today by slowly eliminating that loser mentality.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok how do I build myself up then without repeated successes
            Repeated successes is the only way to build confidence and I'm not going to get that as evidenced by my being in this current state. Literally I might as well just become a monk

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i should just kms

            you don't look 22 in these pictures, you look 32
            seriously
            if you are trying to attract young women and do typical young people stuff, you need to exude the correct 'vibe'
            the energy you are putting off is clueless early 30 year old dork

            that being said, if your pictures ACTUALLY reflect who are you, thats fine, but you are not going to attract women on dating apps and you need to accept that
            instead, you need to meet women at events or activities IRL and interact with them
            ideally the exact type of dorky shit you like doing

            you could be much more attractive if you lose some weight, nobody should have a double chin at 22, if you intend to stay the course of online dating then get NSFFW and take some new and better pictures

            I don't have any other photos of myself. I don't have friends to just randomly take pictures of me.
            I might just kms its over for me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Repeated successes is the only way to build confidence
            no its not
            you just stop caring
            not caring is the essence of confidence
            you need to appear to not care about the outcome of your advances failed or successful
            its very hard in your early 20's since you're up your own ass and stuck in your head, but it's possible

            i should just kms
            [...]
            I don't have any other photos of myself. I don't have friends to just randomly take pictures of me.
            I might just kms its over for me

            >I don't have any other photos of myself
            easily remidied, you're trying to online date with really bad photos
            if you have NOTHING else it means youre life is hella boring and you're not ready to bring a chick into it anyways
            a dating profile should be a window into 'what she is going to get', and if its just you looking like an akward dipshit, its going to get zero attention

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            successes is the only way to build confidence
            >no its not
            >you just stop caring
            >not caring is the essence of confidence
            >you need to appear to not care about the outcome of your advances failed or successful
            >its very hard in your early 20's since you're up your own ass and stuck in your head, but it's possible
            yeah im just going to KMS this shit makes no sense to me and I can't get my mentality to change, I've been like this since 3rd grade, I'm my own worst enemy and now I'm going to KMS
            I want a GF who will go to dance with me and sing with me and play an instrumetn with me and go to the zoo and aquarium and stuff and theme parks and haunted houses. I'm so frustrated I'm 21 and I still don't have this. Ever since I was like 10 years old i've wished for this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's like God is punishing me. I have to either accept my fate and KMS and go to Hell or become a monk and repent so I can lift whatever curse is on my soul. I'm probably just going to KMS though after doing more schooling for 4 more years and realizing I'm in the same place as I was when I was 9 years old, isolated and everything appearing as total misery and darkness

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok nevermind this is a troll demoralization thread, you're using some poor dork's pictures to represent yourself to bully him, go frick yourself

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >yeah im just going to KMS
            fine, you sound like a homosexual loser anyways
            remember to jump from at least the 8th floor for it to be 100% fatal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you don't look 22 in these pictures, you look 32
        seriously
        if you are trying to attract young women and do typical young people stuff, you need to exude the correct 'vibe'
        the energy you are putting off is clueless early 30 year old dork

        that being said, if your pictures ACTUALLY reflect who are you, thats fine, but you are not going to attract women on dating apps and you need to accept that
        instead, you need to meet women at events or activities IRL and interact with them
        ideally the exact type of dorky shit you like doing

        you could be much more attractive if you lose some weight, nobody should have a double chin at 22, if you intend to stay the course of online dating then get NSFFW and take some new and better pictures

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You look weak, soft and overly friendly. Sorry, but if the average man can beat you up or even kill you in a fight, then the average woman will NOT want you as a partner. Drop that idiot smile, hit the gym to lose that kid-like chubbiness.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the reason you are getting ghosted anons

        Stop Asking Women On Dates, stop texting them thinking you are interesting because you are not. The reason you are getting ghosted is because you text and try to be funny, try make her laugh or sound interesting. If you manage to go to the next step and are actually meeting up and then get ghosted, stop taking women on dates.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/7tz78us.png

        I'm almost 22, I've been on these platforms since 18 and I've not once met someone off of it. I get no matches

        Maybe you're setting your standards too high you kinda look like a snapping turtle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the accordion is cool but it's his (lack of a) smile and terrible angle that turn this from a potentially cool photo to this...unfortunate one.

      OP, retake this photo but from a different angle (whichever angle is your "good side", we all have em) and with better lighting. Lift one corner of your mouth into a sly smirk (not too much so as to make it look unnatural though) and wiener your head slightly toward the camera. Show more teeth when you smile and maybe style your hair slightly better but without making it super obvious that you've done so. The template for a good photo is there anon, it's in the details.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is good advice

        He also needs to not be a pretentious homosexual in his bio

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't even read this dude's bio. OP, are you seriously only mentioning your studies and that you're a pianist? That's pretty boring, in fact it's extremely low effort which you can only get away with if your photos don't make you already seem kinda boring and inept. I'm sorry to say that they do.
          Expound a bit, man. I wouldn't lean too much into humour if that's not your strong suit, just expand more on what you like. What year are you in? Do you like it?
          What *kind* of piano music do you like best and what do you play most (You could write some dumb shit like "classical pianist trapped in a jazz pianist's body" or something)? Is that the only instrument you play? If not, you could just generalize and say you're a musician and post multiple photos of yourself playing instruments (and hopefully they'll be artfully taken).
          Mention what school you go to and any other interests you have, even if you have to lie about them. Have you gone on a hike before? Say you like hiking and then learn some basic hikers' terminology.
          Idk dude I should be getting paid for this at this point. In any case, what I really think you should do is practice your interpersonal skills IRL, not online homosexual, and see what happens. If you're in school, now's the damn time and you really don't want to waste it. I'm not going to give you more advice in that regard because it would take forever. You'll figure it out, but don't be afraid to stumble and fail and feel a bit bad until you get better. Like any skill, it can be learned with enough effort even if others come by it innately.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this is not a troll/demoralization thread then to be blunt, I'm sorry you don't have a face for dating apps
    Tinder, bumble, hinge, etc are 99% looks based. You will not get more than a few matches a month if you're a sub 7
    The statistics are not in your favor either. The VAST majority of tinder users are male. Of the minority of female users, they get hundreds if not thousands of matches. Your quirky little accordion picture is no match for Chad's jawline and abs, and even Chad is getting ghosted by 9/10 of his matches.
    Unfortunately for guys like you, and me, demonstrating your value IRL is the only way to get a girlfriend.
    My unorthodox solution would be to try busking. Learn some pop songs and cover them with your accordion. Maybe, you'll get a girl who digs you and the accordion and makes a request. That will be your chance to ask if you can hang out sometime and play her some songs, or offer to give her some free lessons. You might need this to happen 9 or 10 times before you get a girl that agrees. But it's better than using fricking apps.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If this is not a troll/demoralization thread then to be blunt
      It's not
      I've literally never had a match though, so what does that make me pretty much untouchable? Then how could I even date offline?
      I perform often with my accordion but it's never anyone my age. Old people love it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I bring up busking, you can do it at like a college campus or hip park where young people hang out.
        >Then how could I even date offline?
        I'm not schooler and I fricking hate his curry-scented guts but yes dating IRL nowadays is more difficult than ever before.
        I am in the supremely unenviable position of becoming recently single and now having to date in my thirties. My parents keep trying to give me hope saying stuff like "you never know, you can just meet a girl in a store one day!" but they don't get it. I don't have the heart to explain to my mom that the "girl in the store" has ten or twenty thirsty guys messaging her on her phone all trying to give her dick, and these are likely dudes she's known for months or years.
        Really, a lot of the blame for how hellish modern dating is does ultimately fall at the feet of other men. There's way too much fricking competition since it's a sexual free for all and every guy is DMing ten girls and every girl is getting DMed by ten guys.
        Unfortunately it's a numbers game and going to places where you can talk to like-minded people, people that include reasonably attractive women. I met my first GF when I was taking a break from school, at a motherfricking brony meetup of all places. We were the most attractive two people in the room of each gender (both of us solid 6/10s), talked, and it worked out. Find whatever that looks like for you, it's so much easier when you're younger.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>That's why I bring up busking, you can do it at like a college campus or hip park where young people hang out.
          I did that once and someone reported me for playing "nazi music"
          I'm so sick of hearing my boomer parents trying to give me false hope. They just don't get it. I try to explain the same thing to them and they think it's like the 1980's. There's nothing for me, it's literally over.
          I can either
          >Kill myself
          >Keep doing school and hopefully become a doctor and just be some creepy insane workaholic for the rest of my life living in spite of everyone who rejected me and altruistically healing them
          >Become a monk
          >Become a priest
          >Become a homeless accordionist

          Ok nevermind this is a troll demoralization thread, you're using some poor dork's pictures to represent yourself to bully him, go frick yourself

          That's literally me though you moron

          >yeah im just going to KMS
          fine, you sound like a homosexual loser anyways
          remember to jump from at least the 8th floor for it to be 100% fatal

          Fine

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            literally tried to give you good advice and help you out and you spit in our faces
            frick you, have a nice day

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How did I spit in your face
            I'm just telling the truth
            I appreciate the advice but I'm out of options

            >why
            Because you are located in the ZOG epicenter during active attempts to make your race reproduce less.

            On an unrelated note, I'm a big fan of your streams where you play German folk tunes.

            Bro listen to me. You are YOUNG and capable of adventure and survival with nothing more than your accordion and the shirt on your back.
            LEAVE AMERICA.
            Go to Eastern Europe NOW. Slovakia. Serbia. Saxony.

            You are demoralized because you are living in an open-air prison camp. FRICK your "education" which won't land you a worthwhile job in America.
            LEAVE. NOW. YOU HAVE NOTHING HERE.

            you are located in the ZOG epicenter during active attempts to make your race reproduce less.
            This is it.
            Thank you I appreciate it anon
            I resonate the most with this post, you are totally correct, I'm living in an open-air prison camp and that's exactly what it feels like, I'm in a fricking big slave colony. I disagree though on the point that my education can indeed save me. I could still become something and make good money and live in the woods and hopefully have a family if I could just find a fricking half decent wife (even if I could get a woman attracted to me, what % of the population here are not feminist freaks)

            Yeah, you're literally a demoralizing troll.
            Go frick yourself and have a nice day 🙂
            >I did that once and someone reported me for playing "nazi music"
            At least make it believable, I'm glad this post will not bump this thread

            I'm not a demoralizing troll you moron ask the other guy in this thread who knows me I'm a real person

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm putting my money where my mouth is, and leaving Canada for EE this month. So is (smart) half of my social circle, they are all getting ready to go.
            Come hang out. I'll gladly help you, you are welcome to stay with us, we will be figuring out a living and surviving, just like you. We will make it, in a beautiful land with a strong and healthy tree of life. There are many monasteries there where you can go for weeks or months and see if it's for you.
            Join us, we are going to Belgrade, and not looking back.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hmu on Telegram

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Will do, Brudi.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, you're literally a demoralizing troll.
            Go frick yourself and have a nice day 🙂
            >I did that once and someone reported me for playing "nazi music"
            At least make it believable, I'm glad this post will not bump this thread

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            literally tried to give you good advice and help you out and you spit in our faces
            frick you, have a nice day

            no u
            He is legit and represents like 50 million young white men in this predicament.
            The solution is to do like your forefathers and MOVE to a land of promise and away from Sodom.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is it really hard to believe that there are people out there who are demoralized at the level I am? Look at the future for Zoomers, it's fricking grim.

            [...]
            no u
            He is legit and represents like 50 million young white men in this predicament.
            The solution is to do like your forefathers and MOVE to a land of promise and away from Sodom.

            >>He is legit and represents like 50 million young white men in this predicament.
            Exactly, I hear this shit every time I post
            If I move though, where could I go and make a living? What if I just become a doctor here in the USA and then go move after I have money? What could I do in Eastern Europe? I don't speak the language and all I have is a bachelors of science in molecular biology

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What if I just become a doctor here in the USA

            The choice is yours. I can only extend an offer and make a suggestion.
            From my perspective, unless you are dead-set on becoming a doctor, it's not a good deal to spend all your youth, a good chunk of your health, and much of your energy just for the promise of a potentially high wage in your mid-30s.
            But, it depends on many things. Your temperament, your desire to not be in a demoralizing ZOG stronghold. Your boldness, to some extent.
            The fact is, we are equipped for adventure and survival. But you must willingly jump into the unknown, just like the pioneers and colonists of old.
            22 is the IDEAL age for this, if you ask me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding

      Also, dating apps are dying out, odds are there's not that many girls your age actively using them beyond making an account just to check it out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"if this is not a demoralization thread"
      >proceeds to post the most basic and homosexual demoralization rethoric his demoralized ass can think up.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why
    Because you are located in the ZOG epicenter during active attempts to make your race reproduce less.

    On an unrelated note, I'm a big fan of your streams where you play German folk tunes.

    Bro listen to me. You are YOUNG and capable of adventure and survival with nothing more than your accordion and the shirt on your back.
    LEAVE AMERICA.
    Go to Eastern Europe NOW. Slovakia. Serbia. Saxony.

    You are demoralized because you are living in an open-air prison camp. FRICK your "education" which won't land you a worthwhile job in America.
    LEAVE. NOW. YOU HAVE NOTHING HERE.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, we're full and don't want moronic americans gentrifying our areas.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry brate, вeћ идeм кoд вaм

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      psychology pro-tip: when faced with a difficult problem, such as getting laid, our brains, with hefty help from our egos, find it easier to invent a global conspiracy that impedes us, rather than admitting that we're not as good as we think

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cool, get back in the oven.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my bad pictures and profile didn't get any attention on dating apps
    >its OVER
    lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this but unironically

      Will do, Brudi.

      did adding me work i didnt get anything

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        give me a sec, I didn't have it installed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shoot me an email at leon7261 @ proton . me while I'm figuring out Telegram on this phone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chad doesnt have to pay his friends or a pro photographer to take staged pics of him to get matches. chad gets matches with a bathroom selfie and "6'1 sup" as a bio

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my bad pictures and profile didn't get any attention on dating apps
    >I am moving to eastern europe immediately and living in the woods with a commune of internet people I have never met before

    funny unironically the best possible thing you could do in your situation, you need some adventure and human contact in your life

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My advice would be to start running daily, eat healthy, do push ups, sit ups and whatever else you can incorporate to enhance your own sexual marketplace value. With apps, all you have are photos to entice prospective mates which is going to make things difficult for average looking dudes like us. The last thing you should do is KYS.

    I’m very average to chad lite 5.5/10 in appearance. I was 300lbs as a teen which destroyed my self esteem. I absolutely hated myself and so I took out all that rage by pushing myself be it mountain biking, walking/running 15 miles a day, etc. I slimmed down to 180lbs and started getting looks from women. I’ve had one gf from 24-27 but had to break up with her for a multitude of reasons which pretty much broke my soul. Still not over it 8 months later.

    My point is that you can have success if you begin to change yourself. I know that sounds stupid, but women are attracted to people who strive to be better. You can’t love yourself too much or too little. But the last thing in the world you need is a defeatist mindset. As long as you have a pulse then it’s never over and you can choose whichever path you want. Trust me, I’m still trying to figure this out myself. There are days I want to give up and yet I force myself into challenging situations purposefully.

    Think of your life as a movie and god is the director while you write the script. He doesn’t have a bias as to what your challenge is or how you overcome your predicament but he commands you do something and take on some sort of role regardless. You’re going to die someday but do you want to die an ordinary boring man not living your full potential or do you want to go out spectacularly with a big dramatic finish as a badass?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I absolutely hated myself and so I took out all that rage by pushing myself be it mountain biking, walking/running 15 miles a day, etc.
      thats the problem though, I don't have that drive, instead it's like theres something in me that just says "give up and die"
      I appreciate the advice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I’m telling you not to give up and die. There’s nothing wrong with you except for how you see yourself.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real answer is you look like someone's dorky little brother, aka, not someone that women want to frick.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro just do drugs. Open that mind up. Start with some good ganja relax a little and get comfortable with yourself . I've been a chad before , also been a total sexless robot as well. but rn I've got a girlfriend shes not beautiful but great body and extremely kind. You'll be alright. Look within yourself and find more of what you like and branch off from that. Go to spaces you feel comfy.

    I'm 22 2 btw

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Facebook's dating service is in your area, I've had more luck there than all the other apps combined. I'm a fat, balding, unemployed manlet who still lives with his parents in his 30s and met his gf on there a few years ago so if it works for me it'll work for you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've used that one too and I still don't get matches. I've used Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, FB Dating, for 3 years and not one match.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry bro, I had to go take care of a few things. Check your email

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you need to lose weight. it is literally as simple as that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was super skiny for most of my life and I didn't have success then either and I see fats with gfs all the time. Sure I'll still lose weight but I don't think that's the solution to the problem.

      I've have swiped right with you for the accordion alone, but I've no clue what was in your bio or what kind of girls you were swiping right on. On a lot of dating apps, it takes two to tango.

      So to start with, what kind of things did your bio say?

      I swipe left on girls who are out of my league and loose looking ones and morbidly obese and liberal looking nonbinary freaks, I swipe right on normal looking girls
      My bio is just my school and my major

      you need to stop using dating apps.
      everyone on them tends to put in close to no effort there, I admit I did it myself as well and, if you're anything like me, you're decently funny IRL but that doesn't come off as well in the app chat.

      IDK how people perceive me IRL. I don't think I'm particularly funny. I think I come off as a little cold and closed off, but also energetic and out of pocket.

      No homosexual but you look good enough to date so I'm not sure why you're not getting dates OP. Stop using those shitty dating apps, they mess with your head. In this day and age you'd have a better chance cold approaching than using dating apps tbh.

      yeah but if I cold approach I'll get in trouble and it won't work anyways

      >WANNA B MY GFF??
      I mean sure, if that's all you can do you deserve to be kicked out of a store...
      Just ask a cute girl a question about where an item is and complement her, if she makes a complement to you or engages in anything further just ask her out politely.
      Worst she can say to you is no, or "I have a boyfriend".

      It is very very easy to ask women out IRL. They love complements.

      OK but no girl is going to want that from me, there's never really a context in a store where I can just spark up a conversation with some random girl, and even if there was there's only a 34% chance she's single.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >OK but no girl is going to want that from me, there's never really a context in a store where I can just spark up a conversation with some random girl
        Why would you think that no girl wants a complement, or interaction from men??
        34% chance of single is way better odds than you're pulling on dating apps right?
        idk, you sound like you don't really have anything to offer women if you can't be bothered to make conversation with them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why would you think that no girl wants a complement, or interaction from men??
          because look at what they say all the time. Women don't need men anymore, they all have jobs and make plenty of money and are happy being alone.
          34% chance just that they're open to a relationship, 0% chance theyre interested in me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No joke or anything but if you're going to continue self wallowing why don't you genuinely throw your life away today? Why even wake up tomorrow if it's only getting worse as you get older and still remain single right??

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >why don't you genuinely throw your life away today?
            I'm too scared to

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm too scared to
            Exactly, sums up every aspect of your life quite well. Do something different for once or see your way out already.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That other guy wasn't me.
            I'll say you should just try it for once, wear a shirt of something you like and tell a cute girl about it.
            Be more autistic, if they aren't asking you to stop talking to them then you keep the conversation going.
            Try to find out if they like it as well and if you do then just ask for her number when you feel like the conversation's run it's course.
            If she doesn't give you her number then she's probably not interested.
            You can even ask her if she wants a date at that point, since a girl is usually able to tell you're interested at that point.

            Shit isn't weird to talk to a girl and then ask her out. Guys these days need to get off planet feminism... Nobody wants to live on planet feminism.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've have swiped right with you for the accordion alone, but I've no clue what was in your bio or what kind of girls you were swiping right on. On a lot of dating apps, it takes two to tango.

    So to start with, what kind of things did your bio say?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you need to stop using dating apps.
    everyone on them tends to put in close to no effort there, I admit I did it myself as well and, if you're anything like me, you're decently funny IRL but that doesn't come off as well in the app chat.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not just you OP. Most guys get few if any matches. Most guys swipe right on pretty much every girl. Girls swipe left on pretty much every guy. It's just the way it is. See pic related.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No homosexual but you look good enough to date so I'm not sure why you're not getting dates OP. Stop using those shitty dating apps, they mess with your head. In this day and age you'd have a better chance cold approaching than using dating apps tbh.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is for real or you're larping?

    The accordion, and especially the dead animal trophy, won't get you far with women, you look like a psycho. If this is real, you're an idiot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's real and I'm not larping. I changed my picture then to

      I do think I'm pretty normal looking, I don't know why it's so impossible for me to obtain a girlfriend. I have good qualities.
      Sometimes I think, obviously no girl would want to be with me since she could pick out Chad from any of the online dating apps, but then I see friends from HS who are much worse off than me in almost every regard with beautiful girlfriends.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The matching rate for an average looking male on Tinder (and all the Match Group apps, ie pretty much everything that's out there) is 0,11%.
    75 of users of Tinder are male.
    Do you understand a little better now why you don't have a single match? You are not the only one.
    Stop using dating apps and save what little self-esteem and ego you still have.
    Fly to the Phillipines or something, and you'll see that you'll have more success with women.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Fly to the Phillipines or something, and you'll see that you'll have more success with women.
      I want success with a woman that's the same race as me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is beyond moronic, you're basically saying that white men should give up dating white women and only date asians

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Here in commiefornia I regularly observe white girls with every other race except white men. It's allllmost as if they're aiming to replace us. Almost as if they're saying they dont need white man because their only redeeming quality is the money and manners, and now that they are the breadwinners they can get ravaged by the adventurous brutes they really wanted

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If most of these white "men" are like op, I can see why. They're just low T and too moronic to know how to talk to women

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        belgrade bro here. Was that you who emailed me yesterday, or a random troll?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was me. I'll get whatsapp again and add you. My parents aren't going to let me go which I know is moronic for me to say because I'm an adult

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, you look like a ton of work with little reward
    You're showing off "all your interests" in the photo already and I'm not sure what women you're trying to attract with interests like that
    Girls just aren't typically into accordions, hunting and cabin living, generally. Especially not city girls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want a girlfriend who can sing in German or play an instrument (violin, clarinet, tuba, zither, harp, viola) so we can play Alpenvolksmusik together and be a band

      That other guy wasn't me.
      I'll say you should just try it for once, wear a shirt of something you like and tell a cute girl about it.
      Be more autistic, if they aren't asking you to stop talking to them then you keep the conversation going.
      Try to find out if they like it as well and if you do then just ask for her number when you feel like the conversation's run it's course.
      If she doesn't give you her number then she's probably not interested.
      You can even ask her if she wants a date at that point, since a girl is usually able to tell you're interested at that point.

      Shit isn't weird to talk to a girl and then ask her out. Guys these days need to get off planet feminism... Nobody wants to live on planet feminism.

      I'm better off not even asking though because if I ask they'll just be creeped out or call the police on me or something

      How tall are you?

      I'm 6'

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm better off not even asking though because if I ask they'll just be creeped out or call the police on me or something
        you really should get off dating apps for your own mental health if you unironically think that.
        I'm assuming this is bait now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can join an existing Alpenvolkmuzik band.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh yeah because there's tons of those in America
          that's not an option.

          >I'm better off not even asking though because if I ask they'll just be creeped out or call the police on me or something
          you really should get off dating apps for your own mental health if you unironically think that.
          I'm assuming this is bait now.

          It's not bait, it's literally true. I got banned from the starbucks at my uni for "looking at a barista funny"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's not bait, it's literally true. I got banned from the starbucks at my uni for "looking at a barista funny"
            NTA. But man, I'm uglier than you, and a manlet, and I've never been kicked out of any place. You were probably staring autistically.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No I wasn't, the only baristas there are fats and trannies. I think they are just moronic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I got banned from the starbucks at my uni for "looking at a barista funny"

            no you didn't, frick off moron.

            No I wasn't, the only baristas there are fats and trannies. I think they are just moronic

            Seriously, just hit the gym. You're not disfigured. You're not even brown or short. You just need to hit the gym, eat a balanced diet, lots of protein, get that test up, then go out and ask a chick out, you'll face rejection but you'll end up on someone who'll agree to go on a date with you. Good luck.

            stop giving this moron replies.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            here is the email. I even called the campus police after this happened and told them someone thinks I'm stalking them and I'm not, they asked if I play accordion, and I said yes, and they said the person got scared because we were in an elevator and I had my accordion and I wasn't playing anything and I followed them to their work and that I only ever get brownies. I don't know why he or whoever reported me added that last detail. People are fricking insane and schizophrenic. He said they're not even looking into it because I didn't do anything wrong and that they get reports like that a lot

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I got banned from the starbucks at my uni for "looking at a barista funny"

            That probably wouldnt happen at a normal starbucks but since it was a university commie camp I believe it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I got banned from the starbucks at my uni for "looking at a barista funny"
            I think you might be beyond help big dog. It's time to give up on women and become the greatest accordionist known to mankind. Get yourself a lil monkey with cymbals and everything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I want a girlfriend who can sing in German or play an instrument (violin, clarinet, tuba, zither, harp, viola) so we can play Alpenvolksmusik together and be a band
        I bet you're not even OP kek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am OP.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are not going to find a lead vocalist for Volkalpenmusic off dating apps, you literal moron. Join a choir or something, you need someone with your mental acuity, and there are such women.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Join a choir or something, you need someone with your mental acuity, and there are such women.
            I have never, ever met a women my age that is like that.

            He's larping anon. Everything he does and says is just subtly moronic in an entertaining way. It's not genuinely autistic. An autist like that doesn't figure out how to go through all that, and THEN ask for advice on NSFFW

            You're fricking stupid, I'm not larping. how is any of this hard to believe? Some of you are so fricking dumb it's not even funny, yeah i'm larping as a lonely autist, why would I do that you fricking moron? you really believe for 12 hours I've been in this thread larping as a lonely autist, or is it more likely I'm just genuinely a lonely autist?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Is genuinely moronic
            >Lashes out like he's based
            So now you're suddenly not the moron who wrote THIS bio? Alright buddy
            Maybe us "fricking dumb people" need to take a cue from badasses like you who want to sing volkenalpsmusic with tinderthots

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We ain't dumb, hoss. The ones calling out the weirdness In your story, get pussy.

            Personally I find it kind of funny that you got kicked out of Starbucks for ordering brownies. That should be a blurb on your dating app.
            "I got kicked out of and banned from Starbucks for ordering too many brownies, I'm still riding that high"

            Every experience you have in life can have a positive spin on it, if you work it to your advantage. You control the narrative. Get silly with it

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How tall are you?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dating apps are a business now and now you are locked behind a paywall and an arbitrary MMR (I shit you not) system.

    Before Tinder introduced its first paid service, I used to get maybe 3-5 good matches per week as a 5'8 shitskin.
    After that, it went dow to maybe 2 if I was lucky.
    When Tinder gold came out I didn't get any matches anymore.
    Then Tinder Black came out and I decided to give it a try, it worked for a little bit but then they introduced a new type of paid like and after that I just quit it.

    Not worth it, my dude.
    Go to a bar you find interesting, there's a lot more chances there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Go to a bar you find interesting, there's a lot more chances there.
      There's no people my age at bars and if there were they'd be with their friends or boyfriend

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, just hit the gym. You're not disfigured. You're not even brown or short. You just need to hit the gym, eat a balanced diet, lots of protein, get that test up, then go out and ask a chick out, you'll face rejection but you'll end up on someone who'll agree to go on a date with you. Good luck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've tried working out and I can't get into it and I don't think that'll fix anything anyways.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Refuse to get better
        >why don't women want me

        Ok here's the thing, you can pick up anything, running, climbing, swimming, but women are not likely to accept a date with a guy who looks like he was home-schooled. You look like the slavic guy who believes he's literaly napoleon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OK but I can't change my face

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your face is good anon, you don't look bad at all you just need to shed some fat and get your test up to get more defined traits. You're not even short. With a better lifestyle and diet you'd be looking good.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I eat chick fil a and junk food a lot because I don't care about myself or my future really. I'm probably just going to end up killing myself, and if I get diabetes or some chronic disease then good it'll just be more the reason for me to kill myself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s 45 minutes of heavy lifting in the gym, 3 times a week. In 6 months your body will be unrecognizable. It’s chore, like doing the dishes or washing laundry. You still do that right? Treat it the same way.

        If you brought a girl to your house and it was a pigsty because you couldn’t “get into” cleaning up after yourself and she was turned off, would you be surprised?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It’s 45 minutes of heavy lifting in the gym, 3 times a week. In 6 months your body will be unrecognizable
          OK but I don't believe that's actually true

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is. I was a pudgy dude like you. I still am pudgy but now I have shoulders and arms that fill out a t shirt. You don’t even have to change your diet, you’re fricking 6’. By month 2 you’ll be struggling to eat enough calories and will have to resort to pounding a protein shake with your chic filet.

            Chicks don’t really care about abs, they just want someone who looks big and strong enough to protect them. This was me at my 6 month mark and I’m an old man whose body was way way worse than yours when I started out.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This body is unironically perfect to me. Feels like hugging you would be so solid, with just the right amount of squish.

            Hugging ripped guys with prominent abs is kind of like hugging a tree. Trees are nice, but they're not comfortable to hug, you know?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Awww thanks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not OP but cmon this isnt true. You gotta eat right too and get good sleep and avoid hurting yourself by doing it the right way and there are multiple sources of misinfo about how to do it and basically you have to already have your life together with money to have it be effective. 6 months of hard work without a coach or a plan will just break you down. On top of that theres the 3 bodytypes and starvation mode its not as similar as calorie counting. I've been exercising for years I always never change and burn out and then get more depressed to try it again. I've actually GAINED fat by trying to diet I should've just kept eating the same junk my body must've been used to that and having a fast metabolism

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah see exactly so wtf am i supposed to do

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go gym, my boi. It's possible to out-lift a bad diet.
            T. I did this when I was in the Marine Corps.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If he’s a neverlift it is true. A simple 5x5 program with almost nothing else will make him look like an actual dude. His body is completely untrained, noob gains are real.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            maybe i should just give up on women and lock it in in my career so I can have a big castle type mansion with a piano and pipe organ inside

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post your dating profile real quick. Just a screenshot. Lemme help

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok

      >I got banned from the starbucks at my uni for "looking at a barista funny"

      no you didn't, frick off moron.

      [...]
      [...]
      stop giving this moron replies.

      YES I DID

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're gonna have to fill out a bit more than just "molecular biology, pianist"

        Throw some sarcasm, something someone can have a conversation about.
        Shit like
        "Lover of the great outdoors, and the great indoors"
        "Occasional avid bowler"

        Dating apps are not meant to be super serious. You're basically advertising yourself, have some fun with it and keep it light.
        He'll, even have ai write you a simple blurb

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"Lover of the great outdoors, and the great indoors"
          >"Occasional avid bowler"
          this is extremely cringe though
          And you really think changing my bio is going to help me?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How many women have you fricked again?

            I've fricked 40, and had a few dozen Girlfriends. Do it which ever way you like lil guy.

            >What is the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing repetitively and expecting different results

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OK but I'm not looking for someone just to frick I'm trying to find an actual girlfriend that I can play music with and do stuff I like with

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And how are you going to get a girlfriend if you don't attract women lmfao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think I inherently just don't attract women and that may be impossible to change

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm cursed to live in misery and isolation for the rest of my life until my inevitable suicide

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok i'm not taking the bait anymore

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, because you're too moronic to change your unsuccessful ways, to something that's verifiably successful.
            Pic rel, this is what you're missing out on by being too lazy

            Fill out your damn profile and make it interesting, or you'll never enjoy a woman. Get a pet, and photograph it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would she date me though when she could go out with a 10/10 guy
            I have pets

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Put in effort. That's the difference between ~~*you*~~ and the 10/10 that you perceive as such.

            Do you even know what women are looking for, or want out of a relationship?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you even know what women are looking for, or want out of a relationship?
            I guess not.

            It is. I was a pudgy dude like you. I still am pudgy but now I have shoulders and arms that fill out a t shirt. You don’t even have to change your diet, you’re fricking 6’. By month 2 you’ll be struggling to eat enough calories and will have to resort to pounding a protein shake with your chic filet.

            Chicks don’t really care about abs, they just want someone who looks big and strong enough to protect them. This was me at my 6 month mark and I’m an old man whose body was way way worse than yours when I started out.

            maybe but I cant seem to get into it my brain doesn't have fighting energy it has give up and die energy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            also i spend most of my days in bed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What a catch you are. I’m sure every girl would line up around the block to date some depressed dude with no motivation for life. You don’t want a gf, you want a mom you can have sex with.

            Your problem isn’t your looks or your hobbies, you got the big sad and women can smell it a mile away. Get some therapy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >women on Tinder can tell that I am depressed by just looking at my profile
            I don't think so
            and I don't even think most people could tell that just from talking to me. I have enough motivation for life to have gotten as far as I am now and enough motivation to trudge on in spite of all the shit, but mostly because i have no other option. I have a good GPA, I've done research, I have lots of clinical experience, etc. Everyone at the hospital loves me, all the old nurses love me it's just none of the young ones seem to for some reason.
            If I was born 30 years earlier I would not have this problem

            Then treat lifting like any other chore. Nobody likes taking out the garbage but you don’t want to live in filth either. You’re living in filth right now. Clean your shit up.

            yeah but i dont even really know how to do it properly etc

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nta but
            >I have a good GPA, I've done research, I have lots of clinical experience
            These make you a good candidate for a job. They say nothing about your desirability or whether someone can tell you're depressed. If your profile just talks about work and all your pictures are just of you smiling at a mirror by yourself, most women are gonna assume you're depressed and lonely by default.
            >If I was born 30 years earlier I would not have this problem
            So you're saying that if you were born in an era when women had to rely on men for financial security, you'd have a relationship? Maybe, but is that really the best you can do? Unfrick yourself, anon. The first step is to stop pretending there's no problem when people point out obvious issues. The way you've been engaging with other anons ITT reminds me of when Gordon Ramsey goes to a failing restaurant, rightfully points out that the horrible menu, rotten food, and awful decor are pain points, only for the owners to shrug and say "people tell me they love it all the time, idk what you're talking about." Why are you here in the first place if you've already got it figured out?
            >yeah but i dont even really know how to do it properly etc
            Then just go find a hole somewhere, jump in, curl up in a ball, and die.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >So you're saying that if you were born in an era when women had to rely on men for financial security, you'd have a relationship?
            Yes and that's exactly why feminism was a mistake.

            >>Then just go find a hole somewhere, jump in, curl up in a ball, and die.
            I would but I can't

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "i wish i could prey on women's financial dependance"
            it's bait just give up

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's bait just give up
            everything is just bait to you, how many times in this thread have you said this? Do you even know what bait is?

            I think the accordion is cool but it's his (lack of a) smile and terrible angle that turn this from a potentially cool photo to this...unfortunate one.

            OP, retake this photo but from a different angle (whichever angle is your "good side", we all have em) and with better lighting. Lift one corner of your mouth into a sly smirk (not too much so as to make it look unnatural though) and wiener your head slightly toward the camera. Show more teeth when you smile and maybe style your hair slightly better but without making it super obvious that you've done so. The template for a good photo is there anon, it's in the details.

            ig I'll try this next time I take a photo

            Then learn. YouTube exists. Ask another gym bro. I know your college has a gym.

            Dating apps aren’t dating apps, they’re marketing apps and you are the product. Your dopey OP pic with your accordion could be completely redone into something cool and attractive. If you had instead had a picture of you all sweaty and jamming out during a set, playing with other people it would’ve put off a total different vibe. Yeah it’s the fricking accordion but it would’ve shown your passionate about it and are confident playing in front of others. These stills of you hanging out in your house are boring and generic. You want action shots, shots of you doing something, set up a tripod, stuff a duffel bag full of clothes and get a shot of you walking down a busy street. Look like a man on the go. It sounds cringe but you basically want your pics look like an advertisement out of a magazine. Every other dude using dating apps has generic ass bathroom selfies or pictures with their dog. Stand out.

            I have pictures of me playing with other people but shouldn't it just be me in the picture otherwise they'll be confused who I am

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Either it's bait or you don't deserve to be helped

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it’s not confusing. The exact opposite. Most chicks swipe left in 2 seconds upon seeing the initial pic. If you can get them to pause to swipe through your other pictures to figure out just who you are you are already beating the game. It also shows you have friends and aren’t a complete social outcast.

            Look man, I started out using dating apps and doing my profile exactly like you. When I turned into Action Man it was like night and day. I used that exact shot I described of walking with a duffel bag and you know what I got asked? What’s in the bag and where were was I going.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fine ill change it

            I didn't even read this dude's bio. OP, are you seriously only mentioning your studies and that you're a pianist? That's pretty boring, in fact it's extremely low effort which you can only get away with if your photos don't make you already seem kinda boring and inept. I'm sorry to say that they do.
            Expound a bit, man. I wouldn't lean too much into humour if that's not your strong suit, just expand more on what you like. What year are you in? Do you like it?
            What *kind* of piano music do you like best and what do you play most (You could write some dumb shit like "classical pianist trapped in a jazz pianist's body" or something)? Is that the only instrument you play? If not, you could just generalize and say you're a musician and post multiple photos of yourself playing instruments (and hopefully they'll be artfully taken).
            Mention what school you go to and any other interests you have, even if you have to lie about them. Have you gone on a hike before? Say you like hiking and then learn some basic hikers' terminology.
            Idk dude I should be getting paid for this at this point. In any case, what I really think you should do is practice your interpersonal skills IRL, not online homosexual, and see what happens. If you're in school, now's the damn time and you really don't want to waste it. I'm not going to give you more advice in that regard because it would take forever. You'll figure it out, but don't be afraid to stumble and fail and feel a bit bad until you get better. Like any skill, it can be learned with enough effort even if others come by it innately.

            im going into my senior year, I want to KMS because of the milieu I'm in but I like the material I'm learning
            I like classical piano music and play mostly piano music, I play pipe organ, accordion, and piano
            I talk to people all the time IRL, including women my age but they just don't have an interest in me. I'm in school and it's ending in a year before I hopefully start medical school and I don't want to be married to another doctor.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alright, well there's more here than I'm willing to get into with the limited time I have rn so my apologies, but you should heed what others are saying here more than resisting the way I see you do. Some people here are genuinely giving good advice that's attainable without becoming an adonis overnight.
            I will say that you shouldn't use any of the mainstream dating apps because at this point they're all P2W garbage. You know what I've found to be the most successful app in regards to meeting people who I genuinely get along with, forging a connection over shared interests and eventually having some sort of sexual relationship with them? Instagram. I shitpost on instagram and have amassed small following on there and you wouldn't believe how many horny young women there are on there who love shitposting and are lonely. The Meta algorithm seeks to link you with people that you share interests with so as to lock you into an engagement loop which means that you will meet people who have similar tastes without much effort. I know a lot of people who have success this way, myself included.
            It might not be the way for you, but it's certainly something to think about. I'm not lying to you when I say there are no shortage of girls on there who have fricked up tastes and are a bunch of coomers. You just have to tap into the right communities and be prepared to have to travel in some cases.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have to keep my Instagram private otherwise people will probably harass me. Are you suggesting I make a new instagram? that jsut seems crazy though meetnig girls on ig

            If you don't type some shit like "occasional tickler of the ivory"

            You will never find out the power of innuendo

            this is moronic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've fricked and dated far more women than you. My method works, yours clearly does not. Try it out, that ones free 😉

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I changed my bio to
            "I have a pet mantis shrimp. (Her name is Sally)
            Looking for a dance partner.
            Molecular biology student
            Pianist"
            and added a picture of my mantis shrimp and changed the first picture to this one

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're getting there, does it not feel more flushed out now? At some point in the near future, you should try to get a more natural photo of yourself taken in a casual setting (thats not in your house) where your posture is more confident. This can be either standing or seated, just make it seem natural and not forced.

            It'll also help to add an emoji or two into your bio, break up the bullet point a touch

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm going through these girls' profiles now and I'm not able to swipe right on like any of them. It's all just tattooed pierced freaky type people

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now is not the time for you to be picky. This is the time for you to start actually dating women to get experience in talking with them in a romantic setting.

            Swipe right on everyone. Use the ones you aren't attracted to for practicing your flirting/ conversation skills. Who knows, you might learn something

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            doesnt swiping right on everyone make it so i get moved down in the algorithm? Idk why i think anythings going to change here I have 0 likes and im not going to get any likes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it does not, my boy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have absolutely no place critiquing people for their sense of style, let me just start out by saying that.
            Look at how you're feeling now. Does it make you feel good to know people are passing you up because you chose to portray yourself as a dopey loser LARPing as a Viennese street accordionist? Is there more to you than just how you present yourself? You would want someone to give you that benefit, so try extending it to others before you start slinging shit around.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah sure but in their pictures they're smoking cigarettes and bongs and it says "Looking for short term fun" I dont want that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Buddy a few pump and dumps will do you good in boosting your confidence and ability to actually communicate with women. Again, you have zero space to be picky, you have no experience

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've had girlfriends before and I've regrettably hooked up before and I would rather be alone than be with some bawd

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lol no you have not. If you did any of that, you would have experience, and not require NSFFW to help you get laid again.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cope
            I hooked up once when I was 18 and had veganal intercourse, I hooked up again last Fall and ended up living with this really hot woman for like a week, and I have had BJs from 2 other women on two other occasions.
            I have not had sex or anything since last Fall

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ahahahahahahah

            Not a single person who's ever had sex calls it "veganal intercourse"
            Your entire post reeks of inexperience, had you done any of that, you would know how to attract the same caliber of woman you're larping about, Mr lederhosen.
            >You're still talking with the dude who fricked 40 chicks, and posted those 2 pictures

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok cope buddy, I'm not lying, why would I lie about this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're here on NSFFW begging for help and whining when you're given it.
            I don't need to cope, I'm living the life you haven't attained. Currently on a road trip to west Virginia with my girlfriend I met on tinder. Shits cash, maybe you'll experience this one day

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not the life I wish to attain the life I wish to attain is a girlfriend who plays an instrument and we play together and have kids and I do surgery on people

            >I got banned from the starbucks at my uni for "looking at a barista funny"

            That probably wouldnt happen at a normal starbucks but since it was a university commie camp I believe it

            yeah, I've never had anything like this happen to me. I think I might have stared at a troon out of disgust or something

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you don't want a girlfriend

            Ahahahahah what even is the point of your pity party then. You're too scared to talk to women, and you're too much of a pussy to ask one out
            >you're having trouble dating on a college campus in CALIFORNIA.
            >skill issue

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>you're having trouble dating on a college campus in CALIFORNIA.
            issue
            I didn't post that. I'm on the east coast

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, so it was another incel homosexual. My apologies for the confusion

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cope
            I hooked up once when I was 18 and had veganal intercourse, I hooked up again last Fall and ended up living with this really hot woman for like a week, and I have had BJs from 2 other women on two other occasions.
            I have not had sex or anything since last Fall

            I just got lucky or something or maybe I'm not as horrible as I think I am

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your bio doesn't even need to be complicated. Mine used to just be "looking for someone to make the minecraft cake with IRL" and I used the prompts to give more details about my hobbies and such. The generic blurb that appears with your first pic should be enough to tell people what you're majoring in, so no need to list that in the bio itself.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This homie look like a Great Value Ramsey Bolton.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do you have any pictures where youre actually smiling with your eyes and not just putting on a fake smile like someone off camera is holding a gun to your head

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Take a few. Selfie style, from a one handed above the head type angle

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you don't type some shit like "occasional tickler of the ivory"

            You will never find out the power of innuendo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes and that's exactly why feminism was a mistake.
            Feminism isn't the problem. If I snapped my fingers and transported you back to 1930, best case scenario for you is being in a loveless marriage with a woman who doesn't respect you because all you wanna talk about is work and piano. I'm not trying to make fun of you, by the way. But consider that the problem isn't w*men in videogames so much as a paradigm for life you maintain which makes it difficult for you to be attractive to women. Bumbling autistic homebodies have never been chick magnets, whether we're talking current year or 1930.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He wouldn't be able to talk to women in 1930 either. That would require him to walk up and talk to them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If I was transported back to 1930 I'd be a lot more popular with my accordion and piano

            He wouldn't be able to talk to women in 1930 either. That would require him to walk up and talk to them

            Yeah well then I'd be able to actually do that because that's the only way to meet people then now everyone just wants you to use state sanctioned mating apps like Tinder™ and every girl has access to 10/10 guys at any instant in her pocket

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They always have access to men better than you. You'll always lose out to your superiors. This is the way of the world, as you're already too scared to talk to women in person. Continue to cope. I'm glad you aren't listening to the advice myself and the others are giving, you're a nonissue

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not op but can...can you do that? Please send me back to the 70s or 80s I'd be a rockstar and slay, have fun and make a good living making money from music others actually want to listen to and find a beautiful fun girl who actually believes in love, loyalty and shame there. A time where people could be people and not just narcissist brands linked together holding their satanic values and the internet in their hands 24/7. And if you could just repeat the time loop a couple years right after 9/11 that'd be great thanks.

            I know what you have to be to get girls and have "rizz" in this world, it all sickens me to the core. Even if I got one, that means now I'd have to be watching her all the time to make sure she's not cheating, with any of friends, which would turn her off that im controlling her, I'd have to keep buying her gifts to keep her interest especially as she compares what she gets to the rest of her hivemind gfs that'll encourage her to find a better man, and go with her to shitty clubs playing edm or demoralizing rap and all the shit normies do now. Being good and having good values hurts you in this timeline. The drugged out bully is not the loser, he turns out to be a CEO. Please send me back I don't believe it was always like this.

            Here's some cringe for you to update your bio OP:

            >"I know this'll be shocking but I am not actually Weird Al Yankovic. A little weird though, and I will be rich one day, we could have a mansion, you'll never know if you don't come along for the ride. I'm looking for a partner to hug like my accordion, spin around on the dance floor and show all the colors of the world that my mantis shrimp Sally can see. Let's write beautiful music together with my piano or maybe a just another taylor swift cover. I can also tell you you're wrong about everything as I'm a molecular biology student, on my way to be either be a doctor, monk, go to Slovakia with internet strangers I just met, or die if I don't find love here."

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>Here's some cringe for you to update your bio OP:
            >
            >>"I know this'll be shocking but I am not actually Weird Al Yankovic. A little weird though, and I will be rich one day, we could have a mansion, you'll never know if you don't come along for the ride. I'm looking for a partner to hug like my accordion, spin around on the dance floor and show all the colors of the world that my mantis shrimp Sally can see. Let's write beautiful music together with my piano or maybe a just another taylor swift cover. I can also tell you you're wrong about everything as I'm a molecular biology student, on my way to be either be a doctor, monk, go to Slovakia with internet strangers I just met, or die if I don't find love here."
            Wow good job writing that. Should I change it to this or is this too long and is this cringey? Do girls experience cringe and would they cringe at this?

            The most moronic thing a guy can do is approach dating with the mindset of "finding a girlfriend". What got me to find a girlfriend was to was to approach dating with the mindset frick these girls as soon as possible. You need to frick them for them to believe that you're boyfriend material

            I don't want to just frick them though I want to make them my housewife

            >I got banned from the starbucks at my uni for "looking at a barista funny"
            I think you might be beyond help big dog. It's time to give up on women and become the greatest accordionist known to mankind. Get yourself a lil monkey with cymbals and everything.

            I would if I could make a living off of it

            See that is so fricking wrong I cant bring myself to do that I'd rather be alone. Frick them and then catch feelings this is how most people are now

            yeah

            You look weak, soft and overly friendly. Sorry, but if the average man can beat you up or even kill you in a fight, then the average woman will NOT want you as a partner. Drop that idiot smile, hit the gym to lose that kid-like chubbiness.

            ok
            I superliked some girl I just saw on Tinder, 19 years old, 5 shared interests including German and "Musical Instrument", has not 1 but 2 pictures of her in a dirndl, and I know in my heart she will never match with me. SAD!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you're seriously saying that's the only way you can get a woman, I don't think the problem is feminism.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then learn. YouTube exists. Ask another gym bro. I know your college has a gym.

            Dating apps aren’t dating apps, they’re marketing apps and you are the product. Your dopey OP pic with your accordion could be completely redone into something cool and attractive. If you had instead had a picture of you all sweaty and jamming out during a set, playing with other people it would’ve put off a total different vibe. Yeah it’s the fricking accordion but it would’ve shown your passionate about it and are confident playing in front of others. These stills of you hanging out in your house are boring and generic. You want action shots, shots of you doing something, set up a tripod, stuff a duffel bag full of clothes and get a shot of you walking down a busy street. Look like a man on the go. It sounds cringe but you basically want your pics look like an advertisement out of a magazine. Every other dude using dating apps has generic ass bathroom selfies or pictures with their dog. Stand out.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            On top of that, the way he talks in general is low-key repulsive. No way I could bring someone like him around my family.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I just read this to my girl, she agreed wholeheartedly

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your mom and dad never made you do chores when you were a kid, did they?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they did

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then treat lifting like any other chore. Nobody likes taking out the garbage but you don’t want to live in filth either. You’re living in filth right now. Clean your shit up.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have you tried walking up to women, kicking off a conversation and asking them what they want out of a relationship?
            >pro tip, do it with a clip board, and say "I'm doing a quick survey"

            If that's too scary for you, read pua books, or just talk to people

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>Have you tried walking up to women, kicking off a conversation and asking them what they want out of a relationship?
            no, in America talking to strangers is frowned upon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wild, I literally never have an issue walking up to strangers and holding a conversation. Then again I'm not a pussy, and what you'd describe as a chad. So women actually smile and light up when I talk to them. Btw the girl I posted here

            Yeah, because you're too moronic to change your unsuccessful ways, to something that's verifiably successful.
            Pic rel, this is what you're missing out on by being too lazy

            Fill out your damn profile and make it interesting, or you'll never enjoy a woman. Get a pet, and photograph it.

            Is one I walked up to and struck up a conversation with.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>Have you tried walking up to women, kicking off a conversation and asking them what they want out of a relationship?
            no, in America talking to strangers is frowned upon

            Chat GPT said
            Women's desires in a relationship can vary widely based on individual personalities, life experiences, and cultural backgrounds. However, some common themes often emerge when discussing what many women seek in a relationship:

            Emotional Connection: Many women value deep emotional intimacy, where they feel understood, appreciated, and able to share their feelings openly.

            Trust and Honesty: Trust is a cornerstone of any healthy relationship. Women often look for partners who are honest, transparent, and reliable.

            Respect: Mutual respect is crucial. This includes respecting each other’s boundaries, opinions, and individuality.

            Support: Women often desire a partner who is supportive of their goals, dreams, and needs, both emotionally and practically.

            Communication: Good communication is key. This involves active listening, being able to discuss issues constructively, and showing empathy.

            Affection and Love: Expressing love and affection through words, actions, and physical touch is important for many women.

            Equality and Partnership: Many women seek a relationship where both partners contribute equally and share responsibilities, whether it’s household chores, financial matters, or decision-making.

            Shared Values and Goals: Having aligned values, interests, and future goals can help strengthen the bond in a relationship.

            Fun and Companionship: Women often look for a partner who can be both a best friend and a lover, someone to share fun times and hobbies with.

            Security and Stability: Feeling secure in a relationship, both emotionally and financially, is important for many women.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tight. So now go and aquire these traits.

            >become interesting, and you'll be unstoppable

            Go to the gym too. It's worth it, my boy. Start scrolling /fit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm already interesting, that's not the problem.
            The gym won't work either

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ahahhahahhhaha so this is why no women want to date you, you're already too interesting, and too fit to date anyone.

            Sure thing lil buddy, I don't know what I'm talking about.
            Pic rel, this chick I pulled by not being interesting or fit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not that guy but who the hell counts their hookups?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Man whoring is the same evil as autistic virginity

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, it's not. It's only "evil" to incels
            Attracting women required effort, some of you guys just are not willing to put effort into anything.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can keep coping but there's a reason don juans are shunned and considered malevolant characters.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lol your opinion is irrelevant. I'm the personification of all you cannot achieve.

            You did make me laugh though, ya frickin nerd

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"ya nerd"
            > posting on NSFFW about how much he fricks women

            I should not even take the bait at this point...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Occasionally I remember random conversations, or I'll get texted out if the blue and reminded of their existence. When that happens I try and remember when it was, and then get reminded of the others lol

            Helps to have a good memory

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's larping anon. Everything he does and says is just subtly moronic in an entertaining way. It's not genuinely autistic. An autist like that doesn't figure out how to go through all that, and THEN ask for advice on NSFFW

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    change location to south east asia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've done that and I still don't get matches. I've changed my location to all over and still get no matches

      Ahahhahahhhaha so this is why no women want to date you, you're already too interesting, and too fit to date anyone.

      Sure thing lil buddy, I don't know what I'm talking about.
      Pic rel, this chick I pulled by not being interesting or fit

      >and too fit to date anyone.
      did I say that? I said I don't think working out is going to do anything for me. It won't change my body I don't eat right anyways so it won't do anything. I'm interesting enough, every other zoomer man I meet doesn't play an instrument, have career aspirations, unique thoughts, and hobbies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh, yeah they do. They all are doing exactly east you're unwilling to do.

        I don't really care either way, I'm getting exactly what I want out of life, because I'm willing to put the effort in. Listen or don't, it matters not. It's not me laying alone in bed every night. I'm just a chad trying to help out a lowly incel.
        >with your attitude, you'll never have a girlfriend, or have sex.
        >women do not want boys like you, you're lesser than your peers.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you tell them what you want?

    Do you even know?

    It's okay to have questions, but romantic relationships need a solid foundation to build on.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly? Get a grip or get lucky.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, OP, I think you should just give up. Even if you get a girl to swipe right on you, I think they'll run away as soon as they get more than five sentences deep with you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't talk like I do in this thread IRL and not to women especially

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure you don't, but I don't think that's a high bar to clear.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You look like Pinocchio. Follow the advice of people ITT. I used to present myself kinda like you do, and I didn't get any matches. I slowly started integrating some changes into my life, and eventually the matches started flowing in, and now I'm dating a PhD student who cooks, cleans, and is more attractive than me in my opinion. Some things to look at
    >get a hairstyle that suites you. right now, it's hard to tell what you're going for. You say you're 22, but your style says 40
    >dental hygiene
    >skin care (exfoliant, moisturizer, pimple patches)
    >make at least five friends and try to hang out with them a couple times a week
    >start exercising several times a week. you wanna do some cardio as well as resistance training. it doesn't have to be weights/running if you don't like that, but you gotta do something
    >get yourself some fashionable clothes that you actually like wearing. unironically go to r/malefashionadvice if you need ideas
    >before dates or being around women of interest, take a shower, put on a bit of perfume/cologne, and get your hair done up
    I could keep going, but that should get you started. Sto

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ***meant to punctuate that post with***
      Don't reply to me by enumerating why you can't/won't do these things because I don't care.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ***meant to punctuate that post with***
      Don't reply to me by enumerating why you can't/won't do these things because I don't care.

      I completely revamped my profile just now and also I got a haircut just the other day, my dental hygiene is good, i do skin care, i have friends but they are all older adults

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP if you're not getting 50+ likes on the first day then I wouldn't bother. I refuse to date any woman who's even moderately overweight so I'm limited to maybe 1-2 matches a day

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most moronic thing a guy can do is approach dating with the mindset of "finding a girlfriend". What got me to find a girlfriend was to was to approach dating with the mindset frick these girls as soon as possible. You need to frick them for them to believe that you're boyfriend material

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See that is so fricking wrong I cant bring myself to do that I'd rather be alone. Frick them and then catch feelings this is how most people are now

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