Why can't the universe just give me a gf?

Why can't the universe just give me a gf?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women aren't real that why. thats just what the israelites want you to believe

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the universe has rules, it cant just create something out of thin air, you have to go out and find the one she has set aside for you

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women are all around you, you just have to rape them. it has never been easier

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Entitled men always want everything given to them for free.

    Its really that simple

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black person die
      1231313

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No difference between entitled and not entitled. Trick of abusers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are just gaslighting me. Men are entitled, and its that simple

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Entitled in the way you're using it is a gaslighting word driven by an egotistical mind.

          >oooh you want something?
          Well have you considered its market value

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your gaslighting tactics are meaningless. Read the OP again if you cant remember what he said

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also I know you're trolling but it's better if I soap box so people smart enough to doubt know they're not alone

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they are overrated. also you seem like the kind of person that would make 1000 threads about her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you seem like the kind of person that would make 1000 threads about her
      About who?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the gf i'm dangling between my fingers considering sending to OP's location

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What is she like? r

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gassed up on pills and early 70 records

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For the same reason the universe won't give you a billion dollars.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UNIVERSE IS GF
    PRESSURIZE ENERGY BY RETAINING JIZZ -> VIOLENT ASSAULT ON UNIVERSE ENTITY (RAPE WOMAN) -> REWARD = "GF"

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do nofap and women will throw themselves at you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is a lie
      nofap does not work
      women only throw themselves at chad
      chad jacks off every day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >chad jacks off every day
        yeah right you dumb motherfricker

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should not watch any porn anymore. The devil makes it. But if you do watch it still, because that's what pieces of shit do when they don't have a girlfriend. Remember those pieces of shit on screen are actually the devil. He actually made the porn for us to watch. That's true bud, I don't know how or why. Actually I do sorta know how. And I can assume why, he made it to torture us. Because when you watch porn, your brain gets a sharp stinging sensation from cuckolding. So, he's basically made mass torture and hypnosis videos. But the thing about that is, the way he made the porn was like he was actually trying to be clever almost. You almost gotta respect his skills. Even though it hurts so much to watch those pieces of shit doing it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nofap doesnt fix bad genetics

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If your parents had the sex then its not genetics

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It will make you more attractive, your eyes get a shine to it that women notice, your voice gets deeper, you smell better, by cooming you lower your quality as a man severely. Anyone serious about wanting a gf should at least give it a shot before they complain. If it still doesn't work sorry for wasting your time, it will indeed not work if you'r too ugly which I doubt you are, we talking quasimodo levels here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          has it worked for you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but I'm very picky and idealistic. Not looking for gf, looking for a soulmate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that's what pieces of shit do when they don't have a girlfriend
      It's not our fault, nobody told us it was bad. My whole life I didn't have one person tell me it was bad besides maybe my grandma

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nofap doesnt fix bad genetics

        They're like npcs in porn. You can watch it, it doesn't matter imo. They aren't real pieces of shit. They're Satan. That's what I'm trying to say. They actually are. Or at least, Satan is controlling their bodies somehow. That's the whole point of the post.

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