Why did God give moids a pleasure spot that can be accessed with the sexual organ of the same sex up their ass

Why did God give moids a pleasure spot that can be accessed with the sexual organ of the same sex up their ass

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did "God" give men nipples?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One chromosome can only make so many changes to the body

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would a "god" invent tinnitus

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So men could have sex with each other? It's obvious.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because God wants you to do this to a moid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But literally all moids that have been both pegged by a woman and fricked by a man have said real dick feels way better

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God sure has a funny sense of humor
        It explains why I want to be bred by a big dicked mommy

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God should've gave you a big fat prick to break moids with

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The prostate isn't a "pleasure spot" and "prostate orgasms" are purely psychological in nature.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The prostate is a meme but if you go deep enough to hit the vagus nerve directly your brain gets electrocuted

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Youd need to go really fricking deep bro, the vagus nerve runs along your whole torso but is mostly innervated around the neck. Dont think it goes near your ass senpai, thats gay excuses.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a spot literally like 10 inches in, prostate left far behind, that feels like it shoots lightning bolts straight up from your Guts to your Brain and after consulting with other sodomites this is the best explanation we could come up with for the phenomenon.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do bottoms enjoy sex more than tops?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Masochists are immunized to all danger; you cannot ever defeat a masochist because he will just take pleasure in it. Ms are gods.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >*antagonises your dopamine*
        >"heh, nothing personell, kiddo"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >*CUMS*
          cool

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Unfortunately your dopamine is still antagonised

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            still cumming

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but without dopamine

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wtf is a dopamine never heard of her

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moids were made to sex each other for fujo enjoyment

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time ago, I was curious about the whole "prostate can make you feel pleasure". So after taking a shit, taking a shower and making sure to clean myself thoroughly, I tried to "stimulate" myself in the ass. That felt like shitting again, and it was gross as hell. Don't know how anyone can enjoy that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't do it correctly, evidently

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's the full body euphoric relief of dropping a monster log to the point you feel like you're floating afterwards but administered 500 times in a row in quick sequence

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did god make that spot less sensitive for me
    why didn't god just make me into a woman

    i wish i were a girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Transvesite moment

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Transvesite
        boomer moment

        If you were a woman you wouldn't even have it, brainlet

        yeah i'd just have a normal gspot and a pussy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >boomer moment
          Weedussy moment

          wtf is a dopamine never heard of her

          80 iq moment

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Weedussy moment
            >

            wtf is a dopamine never heard of her

            (You)
            >80 iq moment
            Both are me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh
            Well 80 weedussy moment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you were a woman you wouldn't even have it, brainlet

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if god is real why did she invent mosquitos wtf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are necasary to feed the birds

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A thread about men doing gay stuff and someone has to take it into troony territory. Everytimr

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry anon shit just triggers my vegana envy

      >boomer moment
      Weedussy moment
      [...]
      80 iq moment

      nobody under the age of like 40 says transvestite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Judeo Christian mindset beaten into these poor men from birth makes them think that insanely brutally undergoing tens of thousands of dollars of hormone treatment and surgery to "become women" is a more ethically acceptable way to have sex with men than to just be gay. Sad, but true.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im sorry
      I was just making fun of him for being a transvesite

      sorry anon shit just triggers my vegana envy

      [...]
      nobody under the age of like 40 says transvestite

      Citation needed, chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Citation needed, chud
        lol you write like a boomer who discovered pol through facebook

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >thinks 18 is boomer age
          Hi little timmy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there's no way you're 18

            you're either underage b& or over 40

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >theres no youre 18
            Transvesite chud in denial
            Also your*

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My guess is that so shitting isn't a horrifying experience

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what, what's so bad about expelling the dead matter of other organisms after absorbing its energy and enjoying it? designed to enjoy consuming flesh, perverted creature

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