Why do 90% of millennial couples look like this?

Why do 90% of millennial couples look like this?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk but I would plap that fat goth all night np

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dyeing your hair and wearing all-black doesn't make you a goth, Bogdan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that hambeast with eyeliner
      >goth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CHUBBY CHASER

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the funniest part about this shit is how it doesn't even shame the women, it shames the men for putting up with it lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. And happy with it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I bet your dick goes diamonds when you get this notification

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Landwhale or philippina. Every single time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish my gf was that thin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    David S. Pumpkins

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ya beat me to it rofl. it was the first thing i thought of.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sauce me plz

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now its stuck in my head again aaaaahahhh ANY QUESTIONS

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quirk Chungus was raised by girl magazines and 90s sitcoms, and Man Child is the only person passive enough to put up with her shit and not dump her for it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fat ol’ Quirk chungus has a high bodycount.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how is that quirk chungus looks like a metal head/goth girl who got fat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's an overlap because of tumblr blogs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > the only person passive enough to put up with her shit and not dump her for it
      This, I rather do other stuff, not worth it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and Man Child is the only person passive enough to put up with her shit and not dump her for it.
      This is me. My girlfriend has so many mental and medical issues I feel like I'm basically her servant. But the alternative is being alone and I did that for 29 years so

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My brother is like this with his gf. It takes a massive toll on the entire family. I hope you don't alienate your loved ones like he does.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This is me. My girlfriend has so many mental and medical issues I feel like I'm basically her servant. But the alternative is being alone and I did that for 29 years so
        >t.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy frick
          Male loneliness is a hell of a poison

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick bros. I'm thinking about being a girl's caretaker, but she's cute and skinny with a nice ass and breasts, but she's mentally ill (seizures) and anemic, but I will get paid thousands to care for her. Wat do?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Take the job but whatever you do don't stick your dick in crazy. Claim you're gay if you have to, but don't let crazy b***hes get a single root in you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mentally ill (seizures)
            seizures are a full blown physical illness

          • 2 weeks ago
            TKD

            do it bro, you can always cheat on her cuz she moronic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >anemic and seizures
            What? That’s not even bad. You’re moronic if you don’t end up falling in love

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He looks like he's having a good time. There's nothing wrong with pounding a fatso like this once in while. They always let you cum in them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day degenerate

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine letting fat pigs women even breath the same air as you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They never tell you this is the only position where you can actually get your dick in hambeasts. Yeah a stained up ass that she can't reach to wash slamming against your waist sign me the frick up!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dios mios

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I find her face attractive but that's too many rolls even for me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is why I'm fricking an 80 pound asian girl

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you're nearly dead? lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Me too, i have done that on multiple times in order to avoid fricking obese girls. Damn these memes hurt

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know what's worse, fricking an anorexic asiatic or an obese white b***h...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Same bro. Between a chinky legal e-girl and a fatty, I will choose the Asian every time. I refuse to be seen in public with a girl who weighs more than me or who has hair shorter than mine. Those are my two dealbreakers, and I'm sticking to them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            god I wish I had that option, chubby white women come onto me constantly but it's hard to even meet Asian women since they all just hang out at Asian places in Asian areas where being a white guy just makes it obvious that you're a loser trying to bang Asian girls, and when I DO encounter them they don't seem interested.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I almost became you, saar. But no, in the end the pain of loneliness was nowhere as bad. I understand that most people simply have a very low threshold for isolation and I pity them for it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should try taking a megadose of LSD, then smoking a joint. It's the closest you can get to resetting your brain and deleting all the normgroid social conditioning that led you to make such a pathetic, dead-end choice.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ironically my girlfriend did that and that damaged her brain into many of the mental problems she has now. No thanks.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How is that ironic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's ironic that you mention it, dumbshit

            oh wait, I'm on /misc/ everyone here is clinically moronic with all of you being dumb racists and all.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everybody's inherently racist, even you. Racism isn't bad, only when you hate people you don't know. Like you're doing right now, sort of like that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know we're colourcoded monkeys. Except I tend to treat people I dont know without prejudice, despite what my primal instincts tell me. It's because I'm a slightly smarter monkey than you are, and don't you know it;)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We're not monkeys, and we're not just ''color coded'' we're entirely different on a physical and mental level. Assuming you're smarter than someone else without actually knowing them is actually a sign of a weak intellect. It's called the Dunning-Kruger effect, which causes people of low intelligence to overestimate their cognitive abilities.

            Luckily for us it's all in your head, and you're just deluding yourself.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah we're monkeys, we're just talking monkeys with really cool inventions that allow us to breed like canceraids all over the planet.

            You'd be surprised how many of our behaviours are 1on1 with chimps, even down to the dumb race wars, cannibalism, tribe wars, genocide, homicide.

            We're just monkeys dude. You're one of those that had difficulty in school I can tell, it's ok.

            As I've said: I'm a slightly smarter monkey than you are, that's ok, you should be used to this concept by now.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Speak for yourself, and we're not breeding. Birth rates are dropping all over the world so that's just optimistic.

            >You're one of those that had difficulty in school I can tell, it's ok.
            You do know that school indoctrinates it's students for political gain, right? Evolution is the belief of this paradigm, you're not a rebel for buying it. You're a normie. Normies never built anything. Only exceptions build things, like the computer you're using right fricking now. You're as unremarkable as they come and you're boasting about it? Pathetic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah I think we need 500 million to live comfortably with the ginormous amount of fosils we're excerting and not killing each other anytime soon.

            So there's 7.5 billion spare, I suggest competitive game-shows where the winner gets to live another year or so. Would be a great time to watch tv and it lasted the roman empire another 500 years or so.

            Panem et Circenses and so on

            >b-b-ut school was propagandaaa

            Only in the subjects you were allowed to visit smoothbrain. I'm obviously talking about the real shit like math, biology and physics. You're just a talking monkey with a suit and some nice inventions the other, smarter, monkeys invented for you to use.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            School has ZERO to do with intelligence, intelligence is entirely genetic. Now I know normies like you deny genetics exist (despite believing in the ideas of a white supremacist) but the truth is that school is purely for the military, it has no bearing on somebody's capabilities.

            Normies like you are gonna get us all killed. Bedankt, vriend.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >nazi
            >screams something about genes
            >has no fricking clue
            erry tiem

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You believe in evolution, don't you? Evolution was hypothesized by Charles Darwin who compared Black folk to monkeys. He wasn't entirely wrong, but it's not very left-wing for the sensitives like you. I'm far-right so I'mnot ashamed of my beliefs. You on the other don't really know what you want. lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >zo you believe in zeeevolutiooon?
            >I also think zchool doez not make you veeery intelligjeent

            Oohhhh boy, the jokes just write themselves don't they?

            Ok dumbshit. It's like this: explain to me how a 420 billion variance could evolve with one or even a few traits as 'RADICALLY SUPERIOR' to a prior genome? The answer is: It can't.

            evolution is just dumb luck man. Be glad your fingers didn't evolve out of your anus.

            Oh wait you were saying that ze sjeeermaaaans wheree zeee master race.

            Sorry, I stopped laughing when I visited your technologically backwards country a couple of years back, now I'm just amazed and little sad.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            420 billion? Where'd do you get those numbers? Oh yeah I forgot, you just accepted everything the establishment tells you. So then you also believe men can get pregnant? If evolution was true then it would still mean whites are a superior race since they've essentially conquered all corners of the world. Darwinism is not a left-wing ideology. It's entirely incompatible with the idea that we're all the same so you're fricking moronic.

            >B-b-b-but your country is moronic!
            Germans invented the modern world. lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What? numbers confuse me! These are lies! I will quickly try to talk about some sutpid shit that I think is important

            Yeah, that's what I thought. You stupid monkey.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Prove the earth is that old. Oh wait, you can't. Because it's all bullshit. lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hahahah, earth is about 4.5*10^9 years old we're guessing.

            Not that this number would mean anything to someone as uneducated as you. Don't talk to me moron. explain to yourself how your GENETICALLY SUPERIOR country can do stupid shit like energiewende and wir shaffen das. Aren't you all so very suprior and smart? dumbass low IQ moron ape 😉

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >earth is about 4.5*10^9 years old we're guessing.
            Probably not, google searching doesn't make you smart.

            The white race is responsible for all major inventions and advancements. This is not a claim, but an observable fact. I thought you were a darwinist. It's ''survival of the fittest'' at work yet now you suddenly don't like the sound of it anymore. Curious.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry I dont tend to think about how old earth is because I know it's a guesstimate at best. But it's a few billion years old at least.

            If you've bothered to read anything besides dumb memes you'd know this.

            Maybe you should take evening classes, try get back to school huh? before your brain rots completely.

            oh no, I forgot, it's all related to genes right? So no individual actions matter hahahahahaahah.

            Oh boy, you sound so very dumb.

            >zE white raaaace invented everything!

            As told by the whtie race, yes. BTW that doesnt include you. you mostly invented sounding dumb on this already braindead board.

            A lot of the inventions done by the west post dark ages were done before by the arabs, chinese africans and even the mongols races, but dont let that stop you hahahhaha.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But it's not your guess, it's someone else's you took at face value. I bet you never picked up a calculator in your entire insignificant and ridiculous life. That's why we're in this mess, everybody just accepts whatever they're told. I bet you took the vax and wore a mask to work everyday because hey, the tv told you so.

            Take another vax and die already, normie frick. And stay off of NSFFW you fricking loser.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >in order to assume anything you have to figure it out for yourself

            If you never assume anything from other people you'd be LITERALLY too dumb to spell your own name. Think about what you're saying for a while dumbshit.

            I've spoken, even IRL to a few nazi's and most of you fall into the same box. Lower eds, big cope with everyone getting higher grades, performing better than you, getting more girlfriends, more success..

            and then what?

            The big Cope.

            It's all lies by the israelites! The earth is flat! Jezus ! Earth 6000 years! CO2 emissions aren't real!

            It's al lthe same. you need a little safe space where you can feel smart, and this moronic-philosophy is where it at.

            All you can say is no, and you need that no in order not to look at yourself.

            Ironically you NEED to look at yourself in order to improve, else you can never discover your own faults. That's why most nazi's/christgays are kinda pathetic in these kind of encounters. You cannot think for yourself because you dare not question your silly beliefs.

            And yes, the earth is 4.5 billion yeras old. We evolved probably from algae, ur a fricking ape, ur grand grand grand daddy probably ate shit with his non-opposable thumb.

            If the comet didnt drop you'd still be T-rex food.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's a difference between passing down knowledge and passing down ideology. I'm not a nazi, nazis are dead. You're talking about larpers, which are often low-iq. But now you're essentially discriminating me based on a swastika so you're a huge hypocrite.

            I know more about engineering than you, I bet you can power a car with a single solar cell because you've never calculated the efficiency of a solar cell in your entire life. Or did any research on it, you just accept whatever the tv tells you because you're fricking moronic. Just like 99% of people.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >uses swastika
            >I'm not a nazi, I'm being le ironic!
            Words are not free kid, you're a nazi, and that's fine. Just dont ask the adult world that runs everything to take you seriously in any way shape or form.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The swastika is an ancient indo-european symbol the germans merely adopted to symbolize our race. I am white so I identify with my ancestors, and I would have been a nazi if buttholes like you didn't destroy that too like you will destroy everything else because that's what you are. A self-destructive piece of shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >doesnt even know the nazi version is the inverted one of the original symbol of eternal life.

            >by opposing the germans you destroyed us!

            ooooh boy, so nobody told you that the nazi's were a death cult, huh? funny lad. ok bai

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Thinks the swastika is buddshit or some normie cringe like that
            If you truly are a banker, then I fear for my finances because you're truly moronic. lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a certified:
            ex-banker specialized in mortgages
            electrician (cum laude)
            firesafety engineer
            burglar alarm engineer

            I know eVS are unrealistic for now and I know sun-power is fricking dumb.

            I told you I'm a smarter ape than you. and now this smarter ape goes to bed beause he actually has a job, tah tah.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ja, zou het?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            germans were relevant about 120+ years ago, before they destroyed europe 3 times.

            Nobody likes you Hanz, time to follow the countries west of you, that aren't braindead and half mongoloid slaves to their governments.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >B-b-but germans mean nothing now, they lost relevance 120 years ago
            No, they were relevant until normies like you killed them by making them spend all their bullets back in world war 2. It took all of the other white colonies in the entire world to stop one army. lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have you not paid attention to US history? You can't teach Black folk to be human.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            actually the us history is interesting, as ti's baiscally the trash of medieval europe invading, murdering and raping an entire continent. the first real holocaust actually.

            then importing a lot of black slaves and systematically killing the ones that were able to read, in order to supress them.

            You reap what you sow I guess, enjoy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. You're moronic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, he definitely is.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I love how he can say that nature isn't real, that it's all nurture, then blame the state of the American Pavement Ape on systematic killing of the "smart ones" during the slave era. Either genetics determines intelligence, or it doesn't. But what else do you expect from a polderBlack person?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's the same typical normie hypocrisy. They're in full of support of muh evolution but when muh evolution happens it's suddenly not fair, and racist. These guys need to be executed, for real.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Birth rates are dropping all over the world
            So the frick what?
            World population has doubled THREE TIMES since 1900.
            The RATE can drop and we're STILL adding more people per year than at any time in human history. Most of them shitskins and moronic downbred whites.
            Learn some fricking 8th grade arithmetic, also post breasts, because you're just parroting what you think Chad wants to hear.

            Around 1990 I saw some calculations that in order to hold world population steady there would have be World War 2 tier death every other year to balance the 45 million additional humans added to the planet each year then.
            It's up to about 72 million more people each year now. WW2 every year to keep balance WITH the population having doubled THREE TIMES since 1900.

            Frick your natalist idolatry talking points. Humans are meant to evolve into better people, not just reproduce like Black folkpawn.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >megadose of LSD
          that will unironically just make normies insane
          we had a friend that did that with us and we ended up convincing him that he had died and just forgotten that he did and he hid in a bush for about two hours because we told him that when you die, people can still see you but your clothes become invisible

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >this will make normies insane
            >we convinced him he had died
            It kinda sounds like it was you guys that made him insane.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Had a friend in college (early X) who did this. For exactly the reason other (idiot) anon suggests.
            >muh acid
            >my god comes from a lab

            That friend started out proselytizing everyone about how acid was god.
            Then ended up camping naked in a nearby state park convinced that plastic was alive and trying to take over everyone's minds.
            I mean, there is some truth in the mental effects of plasticizers, but not to the point he was imagining.
            He wouldn't eat and drank only the pond water he found.
            Which means he ended up in the ER with some kind of horrible gut disease. I think the mutual friend who found him said he weighed 87 lbs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mental issues are one thing. You can frick a b***h or beat a b***h back to partially sane. The medical issues, at your age are an entirely different beast. Its rough and I never stuck around once I saw pill bottles I was out. Didnt even bother reading the labels after a while.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick me that's accurate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thread
      inner city couples either look like this or are wmaf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        omg I love wmaf now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this, dudes like that are so desperate for any affection from a woman they’ll trip over themselves to live in servitude to some fat chick with no personality. You even see lonely ass anons drooling over these chicks kek.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      accurate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Accurate

      Accurate

      this man can't sleep at night, having borne witness to lovecraftian horrors we can little imagine. Deep within the discolored boundaries of his woman's nether regions lie stretch marks so vast, pimples so abundant, odors so pervasive that it has been said that any man who visits them returns a shell of their former selves, their psyche cracked beyond all recognition

      Accurate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well said

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Quirk Chungus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking bongadamus over here, dissecting burger culture like a fricking norfer with a chonky shepherds pie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >s, and Man Child is the only person passive enough to put up with her shit and not dump her for it.

      Id say this is inaccurate, its more like Qurik Chungus is the only one who will touch man child's PP.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are a fat woman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Millennial chad only fricks zoomers now, so now all of the sudden you see a lot of these millennial women matching with guys that would have otherwise been invisible. But don’t worry, she will still frick drug dealers and tell you ‘he’s just like a brother to me’

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He gets prime bbw pussy and you are here on a Mongolian basket weaving forum b***hing. I think Man child wins this time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bbw pussy
        Big Blue Whale?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Quirk Chungus
      i love this stupid phrase lmao.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was probably a hot skinny goth/emo girl 15 years ago and he just waits around hoping she'll go back
      He probably aged out of being able to get away with the teenage skater look and has no fricking idea what to do with himself now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking hell

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they were all told they were special little snowflakes while being handed participation trophies. Once they grew up, the failed to realize snowflakes melt.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about Taylor Swift?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its time to go back

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lily The Pink the pink the pink

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot breasts

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the state of her blown out genitals, leaking urine and Black semen everywhere

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They actually look like they're gonna make it. I'm happy for them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's OK, fren

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I look like that minus the glasses and my girlfriend look like that.
    Still jerk off to my skinny oneitis after 2 years who I never even dated.
    At least I jerk off to her now so it's not like I'm in love with her anymore. Im shaving my beard today and never growing another one.
    I also don't smile like that I jsut look weathered and angry.
    But I'm a scrawny frick so it just looks pathetic not intimidating.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and Man Child is the only person passive enough to put up with her shit and not dump her for it.
      This is me. My girlfriend has so many mental and medical issues I feel like I'm basically her servant. But the alternative is being alone and I did that for 29 years so

      :crying:
      The lord gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should start lifting brother

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      incels are blessed actually. its a blessing in disguise it truly is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a British israelitetuber, 'across the pond' and I swear he and his wife look exactly like this pic.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe there are men out there that desperate they resort to something like this. Her pussy would be like a wizard's sleeve and stink like rotten salmon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's pre 30 and balding with fricked eyes. Also goatees are generally a sign of a week chin, its the beard of a guy who hates facial hair but desperately needs it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's pre 30
        No, that's what millennials look like at 35

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >goatees are generally a sign of a week chin
        True. I know someone with a goatee and they have a very weak chin
        Im older than 30 and this guy looks much older than me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's pre 30
        MMMMMmmmmmno.
        Millennials will look like that till 80.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats with those tattoos on the shoulders? are they solely to signal im a liberal prostitute?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this man can't sleep at night, having borne witness to lovecraftian horrors we can little imagine. Deep within the discolored boundaries of his woman's nether regions lie stretch marks so vast, pimples so abundant, odors so pervasive that it has been said that any man who visits them returns a shell of their former selves, their psyche cracked beyond all recognition

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fricking will. He's mentally stronger than any man itt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that sent my sides into orbit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haha this. i bet this nerd had at least listened to lovecraft audiobooka. the discolored netherregions between his wives legs surely makes the fricking fishmen ane octopus gods look like fricking care bears.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pimples
      >odors
      haha yes
      >stretch marks
      ok moron virgin detected. stretch marks are just how women's bodies are designed for birth. They're basically Mother Nature's Silly Putty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that hairline
      >that neckbeard
      >those glasses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That son of a b***h

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So disturbed was this fellow that he dipped his chin into a bowl of feces in a failed attempt to hide his identity from the authorities.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He knows

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Riggghhhhtttt!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He made her that way by not being a man.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Le heckin' quirky, that's why.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because the state has emasculated and cucked its' own men. fat purple-haired tattooed feminazis have all the power now and can freely destroy the man they're with at any time, if they so desire. and that's exactly how the state likes it.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BEHEAD ALL SATANS

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Godlessness, the media, the internet, public education, onions and microplastics consumption, childhood vaccinations, sedentary lifestyles, etc.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    roastie and her cuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the hell man.
      Is that real?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Japanese humor experiments to make them real.
        This is what science has done.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably Devon Rex cats
        short hair with huge ears
        they're adorable, my ex-gf had one.
        Super smart, sometimes we walked the little bastard outside, some people were asking "is that a cat?"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they really do give off "one-sided open relationship" vibes

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Casktoberfest?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a joke/clown is infinitely easier than being serious/productive/accomplished. Now that we are several generations into "acceptance", this is what we get. We're a total Clown show. Nobody has to try.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're the most heckin quirkiest mosyt (le epic moustache x3) (Omg my funko pop fandom) Generation to have ever existed & they give us zoomers shit... I see more of us pulling actual decent broads, compared to the millennial hambeast settler.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Epic.
      I still see homosexual Black person millennials use 2008 Rawr xD esque slang till this day. At least Gen Z/Alpha kind of cross in between with each other culturally so we can still remain relevant, holy shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Millennials use the same slang they did as teens because we aren't constantly fed a new stream of gibberish by streamers and "influencers".
        When you have a job and a life its hard to binge watch 8 hours of logan paul and PewDiePie every fricking night to keep up with how to stay illiterate in style.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >because we aren't constantly fed a new stream of gibberish by streamers and "influencers".
          Oh shut the frick up you stinky piece of shit, weren't you the same homosexuals who let morons like FRED or SHANE DAWSON keep you guys in a chokehold from 2005-2010? Yeah instead of influencers, you morons had fandoms, anything for sale in a spencers, and le epic atheism likeaboss memes doing the work for you.
          >When you have a job and a life
          The majority of us have cozy WFH jobs, so we can manage the "Life" aspect a bit more. Old Black person. in fact, most of my peers do...
          >illiterate in style.
          Wouldn't that technically consider you out of style?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mid-80s millennial here.
            What the frick is a Fred and Shane Dawson?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >FRED or SHANE DAWSON
            Literally who? Last "fandom" I was interested in was star wars and that stopped being worth watching when disney bought it.
            And can you really call it a work from home job when no one in your generation will ever own a home?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >can you really call it a work from home job when no one in your generation will ever own a home?
            I inherited a house anon from my parents anon. Not all of us are in the same boat. In fact, we are gearing up to become the next boomers at this rate. gen x serfs working manual labor & earning peanuts, millennials so coddled they're comparable to a a fixed male poodle & not leaving their bubbles, and then there's us... So many of us are making ridiculous amounts of money for jack shit simply because company's are pandering to Younggays, actual homosexuals, Black folk, women, & now unfortunately pajeets more than you guys. We have the good jobs now.

            >FRED
            jesus christ, i remember seeing that shit when I was in college and just wondering what the frick was wrong with gen-z's sense of humor

            Black person, i learned about Fred from a group of teens who used to hang out in my neighborhood lol. Millenialcore to the fullest.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit lol. Aging Gen Xer who thinks he's a badass detected. Lmao. I'm old enough to remember when you were all a bunch of despondent homosexuals in the early 90s.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i was born in 2005 my guy but its cool to know i struck a nerve with you lmfao.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Glad you are doing well, honestly. Any anon not being eaten alive by the system makes me happy.
            As for companies pandering to zoom zooms, not sure about that. Ive fired three this year. Granted ive also let go two millennials, but one was a psycho ex con with neck tats, and the other shit himself in the break room. But the zoomers it was simply a case of make up a reason so I didn't need to deal with gay haired morons who cant write or shake a hand properly.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >But the zoomers it was simply a case of make up a reason so I didn't need to deal with gay haired morons who cant write or shake a hand properly.
            And thats absolutely understandable anon, There is in fact a based bunch of us who completely distance ourselves away from homosexualry. In fact, my nephew who is still in high school could give any of us a run for our money. Gen A is probably more intolerant than us. I was blown away that the youngest generation says "Black person" & homosexual openly again, its like that was phased out in the late 2010s.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You do realize that millennials came up with 'based' right?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lil b the based god did. Yes. He is a millennial.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. It's some silly ironic Black person shit, which is now being used by normalgay xiggers and boomers on talk radio.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lol how out of touch are you, Lil B is beloved by literally everyone at this point and is literally a household name. dudes been famous for like 15 years. I hear "Birth of rap" on my reels at least daily.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i'm da based alpha listening to da rapperz and using da ebonics! 1488!
            Hitler was right. Americans really are a bunch of negrified morons.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah... you kind of just think like an autistic Black person. Have some fun and try to enjoy life. We are making fun of it & ourselves along with it. Try not to over complicate things like that anon, Do you really expect to go out and get some b***hes with your le epic classical music? Who knows. It might land you an actual decent qt that isn't a millennial slampig. I cant even imagine all of the backshot air you've had to endure over these years..

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think you live in an actual fantasy land. But you've only just gotten your pubes, so that's about right.
            I gotta ask, though. Why are all you Zoomers such hardcore badasses online, but IRL you can't talk without staring at the ground and stammering?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I really am trying to like you anon, you have some alright sentiments for your age. But rap music really is gayer than aids, if you need to hear it to get women that a sad ass state of affairs.
            Whatever happened to smashing metallica riffs on an out of tune fender squire to impress chicks? That was the litteral peak of my youth.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Whatever happened to smashing metallica riffs on an out of tune fender squire to impress chicks?
            it stopped being the 1990s

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not in my memories.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            m8 I'm a millennial and even in my hick ass town, band music was fricking dead in the popular crowds when I was growing up. kids like rap music and pop music which was electronic and DJ-y in nature. live music is pretty much dead, it will die fully with boomers as they are the only people keeping it alive going to see their boomer rock cover bands at the local winery.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Whatever happened to smashing metallica riffs on an out of tune fender squire to impress chicks? That was the litteral peak of my youth.
            I caught the tail end of that and fricking loved it. Infinitely better than the shit kids get today.
            >you will never again find a rusty old moped, fix it up with your buddies and rag it around a field

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you will never again find a rusty old moped, fix it up with your buddies and rag it around a field

            We used to buy cars from the wreckers for $50 a piece and do circle work in the paddocks every weekend until they stopped running. Then have a massive fire, play guitar and fight each other in the grass. Barely ever got laid, and if I did it was to one of the town bikes, but id go back to those days in a second.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >but id go back to those days in a second.
            Me too m8

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Black personfied organisms slam the most questionable pussy conceivable and call it a win. That’s leftism. Betas and broken bucks.
            your post is insanely low iq groid projection.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >taylor swift

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol lil bro, Lil B less relevant than even Lil Pump. Lay off da brack bruh

            I really am trying to like you anon, you have some alright sentiments for your age. But rap music really is gayer than aids, if you need to hear it to get women that a sad ass state of affairs.
            Whatever happened to smashing metallica riffs on an out of tune fender squire to impress chicks? That was the litteral peak of my youth.

            >But rap music really is gayer than aids
            Nah brah, rap makes a lot of bangers these days, bruddah.
            Anyway, what dat lil homie tryin to say is he only think whats kewh is kewh is what the algo feeds him.
            Das how it werx for all dem yung homies, dey only think what the algo tells em to think.
            Das y dey awkward n weird and have even a harder time finding coochie to bang.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nah brah, rap makes a lot of bangers these days, bruddah.
            >Anyway, what dat lil homie tryin to say is he only think whats kewh is kewh is what the algo feeds him.
            >Das how it werx for all dem yung homies, dey only think what the algo tells em to think.
            >Das y dey awkward n weird and have even a harder time finding coochie to bang.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you fired a guy for shitting himself? I've shit myself at work. would you fire me? we can't all have perfect digestion and accidents happen.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No I didn't fire him for that, what I did was repeatedly give him poor performance reviews over his three month trial period due to the fact he could not learn basic tasks. He was a nice guy in general, but literally a pants shitting moron.
            He more or less fired himself, I just explained it to him.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >claims to be 19 but also somehow already inherited his parents' house and also supposedly has a high paying job
            >yet so insecure he writes walls of text at le hecking millennials on an anonymous Danish mink breeding forum
            Right.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >danish mink breeding forum
            You’re alright. For a Sw*de

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lol, you dumbshit. Inflation is so high you can't even afford the lifestyle muh 6figs used to be able to buy just a few years ago. Y'all missed out on the days of real money that us Millenials had access to in 2010-2020.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Once again, i have my own paid off house, a few acres of land, and a comfy wfh job. Im doing pretty well for myself anon. I dont need to worry about your le heckin glory days, the 2010's were along time ago anon..

            You zoomers are pathetic, man buns and moustache shit from 2010 only exist in your minds anymore, you are the only ones bringing it up constantly, when even in 2010 only the most homosexual and worthless 5% of millennials did that

            Found the Black person with the manbun everyone.

            lol lil bro, Lil B less relevant than even Lil Pump. Lay off da brack bruh
            [...]
            >But rap music really is gayer than aids
            Nah brah, rap makes a lot of bangers these days, bruddah.
            Anyway, what dat lil homie tryin to say is he only think whats kewh is kewh is what the algo feeds him.
            Das how it werx for all dem yung homies, dey only think what the algo tells em to think.
            Das y dey awkward n weird and have even a harder time finding coochie to bang.

            Gen Z listens to nettspend, lil pumps hype died in 2018 or so.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >FRED
            jesus christ, i remember seeing that shit when I was in college and just wondering what the frick was wrong with gen-z's sense of humor

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Fred
            >Shane Dawson
            I have no clue who those people are you broccoli headed homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You zoomers are pathetic, man buns and moustache shit from 2010 only exist in your minds anymore, you are the only ones bringing it up constantly, when even in 2010 only the most homosexual and worthless 5% of millennials did that

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This kind of millennial couple is the 86’ and on type millennial. I’m a old millennial (81’). 81’ to 85’ millennials are more like gen x.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because we didn't shame each other

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm digging the pumpkin suit.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Char

    >mid 80s millenial.

    Lucky I joined the army out of highschool and didn't really associate with these tards until I retired.

    90% of them are that quirk chungus/manchild meme. And my therapist wonders why I only hang out with other military/exmil or online autists.

    Every single time:
    Hey bro check out my Funko pop collection! What do you collect? Pokemon, magic cards, star wars??? Wanna play vidya and drink craft beer all weekend!?!?

    >I collect weapons, check out this gurkha kukri forged from a leafspring. I'm going spearfishing this weekend.

    waaah u scary, now I'm gonna talk bad about you behind your back to all the other manchildren.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for your service to Israel Zogbot moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa bro you’re too cool and manly for the NSFFW.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lucky I joined the army out of highschool and
      >And my therapist wonders why I

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm the same age and I've known a few of the funko pop types, but honestly what's way more common in my experience is dudes who never grew out of their teenage edgelord phase, guys who still live with their parents and work marginal jobs if anything at all in their 30s, still have long greasy hair and wear black skinny jeans and graphic tees, still stay up until 5AM smoking weed, blasting 20 year old rap and emo while having long but shallow conversations about how everything wrong with their lives is the fault of rich people and corporations and of course nothing to do with the fact that they're drunk, high, and lazy 24/7 and can't even remember to do simple things like closing doors when they come back in from the 3rd smoking session of the hour.

      I had to move back in with my dad because of covid shit and my younger brother (who just turned 34 last month) and all of his friends are exactly this, and so are a lot of my old friends when I was growing up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >heh yea all those losers anyway here's my blog and (words)
        >...i mean i am too b-but i'm different

        This is why people fricking hate millennials. Christ.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You misunderstand, I moved back in with my dad because HE needed the help - covid fricked his industry while mine just went remote (I'm an automotive engineer) so I was able to move in and cover the bills for a few years. I lived on my own or with girlfriends for over 10 years before that, and now we're going to sell his house, which is worth a lot, and I'm going to get paid back for what I've spent over the last few years and use it for a down payment on a house of my own.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Normally I would have chuckled, but the past weekend I went to a wedding with multiple generations (and in a liberal area).

    The millennial broads were. . . horrifying. Barely fit their ugly dresses, stupid sleeve tattoos, bad hair, worse attitudes. The Xer wives generally (there were a few frumpies) blew them out of the water.

    A few of the young couples were a pleasant surprise, with some seriously dark shit talking after a few too many wienertails.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you prefer they looked like this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you had to be seen in public with that b***h you'd lose your mind too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Char

      Its hilarious. I'm currently watching my neighbors (quirk chungus and manchild) try and chop down a huge dead tree with an electric chainsaw with a tiny bar. These losers have a "support trans kids" sign on their lawn in prob one of the most redneck neighborhoods in the area.

      Quirk chungus is large and in charge but doesn't know shit.

      I'm hoping by the end of the day it either falls on them or I see some arterial spray.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You laugh but they have taken each other to heights of plessure unheard of. She will get fatter and he balder, and they will slow burn into board games night and have two floofs called Max and Chungus. Chud will die alone in this time without the spooky suit or cool beard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Char

      I already reproduced dude. But nice assumptions. Tells me a lot more about you than me.

      Life is going to become very hard for the quirk chungus's and man children over the next 10yrs, and I'm gonna enjoy it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Char

      Woops, that wasn't even for me. please be patient I'm almost a boomer with this. Been a lurker for years. Need to learn this shit better without making myself look tarded lol

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not sure but i wanna frick them both

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Low T ?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I do like the suit

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have fricked a few fat girls in my time. Most of the time, it was to peel the big girl away from her hot friends so my bros could score with them. They've nicknamed me Whaler but we never disclose why.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        plapjack best 'jak of 2024

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      plapjack best 'jak of 2024

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nerd and a hosed out fat girl
    Some things never change

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ, is this a game of "Who's more pathetic?".

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >goofy clothes in lieu of a personality
    They once shopped at hot topic with their mother's money.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeh, some of dem, but yall be forgettin Chief Keef had wyt boys dressin like dis, n they still be dressin wit drip dat all da big rappers rep.
      Zooms n Alfas alike. Cept they got broccly heads now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yall be forgettin Goku had Black folk dressing like this

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit is down the hall and to the left.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ I thought this was an actual photo of my buddy with one of his single mom dates

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >90%
    Nice hyperbole but it is an issue and I understand where it stems from
    >90s brought about an era "who says normal is normal" which is why we have the culture of low impulse control.
    >Baby boomers also had an issue durring their generation that continued on. No one learned how to maintain or fix shit because economy make more money when everyone is a mindless consooomer. Boomers just paid people to fix everything...
    >but it gets worse, unlike boomers millennials were used as pons in their parents divorces and 50% were raised by single moms
    >why is that important? When growing up you are supposed to learn the reason WHY doing chores and maintaining things is important. Even if you can't fix a car, you understand why you take care of schedued maintenance and avoid doing stupid things while in your car. No one taught these idiots why they should take care of themselves and forego temporary pleasure for lingterm game.
    >Meanwhile advertisers began pushing the forever child marketing of cartoons, toys etc. A little blane can be put on society for stigmatizing stuff they didn't get like videogames or adult cartoons, but they pushed it as part of their identities and made their everyday lives revolve around products
    >Holloween is cool, DO IT ALL YEAR AND NEVER CHANGE YOUR HOUSE BECAUSE WHO CARES ABOUT THE CHANGING OF THE SEASONS AND HOW MUCH MORE YOU APPRECIATE IT WHEN IT ISN'T AROUND ALL THE TIME
    >Smoke weed? Yeah every single day. Who cares about moderation or how it effects your behavior.
    >OMG is that ANOTHER STARWARS!
    >Mom can't tell me shit. I'm an adult.
    Not saying one should act grown up all the time. Lord knows I still get hyped over a game release I enjoy. But when you feel a need to be special and stand out ALL THE FRICKING TIME, you come off as someone who is desperate to try and be special.
    Even if you just dress a certain way and talk and act normal, the fact you can't put it away when you go out or make a normie blend of it says alot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're wrong
      everyone is in a perpetual cycle of timely trauma programming combined with cheap release
      the modern world is predicated on terrorizing the american people and exposing them to monstrously disturbing imagery 24/7 until they become incapable of recognizing normalcy and thus consume product to temporarily escape from the 24/7/365 cycle of psychological abuse that comes from the american government and journalist attaché.

      it's sort of like that "how could the demiurge do this to me!" meme but it's actually true
      you can go outside, but the second you begin to interact with the normal world again you will be spammed by some of the most horrifying yet mundane mentally taxing propaganda possible
      notice how in windows 11 you can't even turn off the "feature" that spams you with worldwide news like "today in pride month 26 children publicly castrate themselves on U street in washington DC" on your fricking start menu

      the system cannot function unless you live in a perpetual state of spiritual exhaustion from the neverending deluge of inane and irrelevant yet mentally taxing horror that's beamed directly into your cone of attention by the devices that society demands you be constantly checking. You can't even escape it if you own a dumb-phone and use linux because other people from your life will wander in and start talking to you about "did you hear that REITs are now housing trans somalians in residential properties and supplying them lactation hormones to make milk more affordable?"

      we're all the battered wives of the government
      "yes he beats the shit out of me then steals my car keys so I can't get away but other than that he treats me nice and he promised he'll change" is the functional equivalent of "things will be better when we vote our guy in!"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The great thing about it is how little it matters to me. It slides off me like water off a duck's ass. You would think I'd be miserable living this life. Instead I just persist. All those things that drive the normies mad don't effect me at all. Loneliness? Lack of a warm hole to frick? Poverty? I don't care. My bed is warm, and my days are quiet.

        I'm like that white that climbed above the horde of stampeding bugmen and avoided getting crushed by the mindless throng.
        I know the normies can't be woken up. I know the psychopaths can't be stopped. I know this will happen again, and again. I win because they can't drive me insane. They can't make me fall for their moronic system. I'm just in this world. I'm not of it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        basically american couples look like this because men have been convinced that the disturbing evolution of what the american dream has become is both worthwhile and noble, which is to say:
        >single family home
        becoming
        >apartment
        and
        >wife, two kids, and a car
        becoming
        >'partner,' dog (legally split custody but cohabitating) and a game console with a leased car

        in order to interact with the outside world as it currently is, you need to become one of two things:
        >someone so totally filled with spite that you intentionally expose yourself to it because filling the bottomless pit of your soul with hatred is the only way you can motivate yourself to log onto your work computer
        >someone totally incapable of critical thinking and comparative thought, who simply accepts all as it is without question or complaint and convinces themselves that everything is fine
        the second group inevitably end up marrying or being "in a relationship" with these tattooed, pierced BMI-30 subhuman women because they have convinced themselves that being in a relationship is better than not being in one. They have no concept of any kind of responsibility within a relationship because they do not voluntarily take responsibility for anything themselves, so why should their "wife"?
        you will enter their apartments and smell nothing but cat piss and old food from unwashed dishes.
        Why?
        because they are fundamentally incapable of benchmarking their lives in any sort of meaningful way. They are Abu Ghraib prisoners who have spent too long there. If you reintegrate them into society, they'll still eat their toenails sit naked in the dark.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They simply go "haha yeah sorry, mitzy's litterbox hasn't been changed in a while" without embarrassment because to objectively standardize any facet of their life would require critical assessment of their existence, which is shit.
          Quite simply, this is what happens when someone is dragged kicking and screaming out of Lacan's realm of the Imaginary and Symbolic, into the realm of the real. They fundamentally lose the ability to distinguish anything from anything else and are reprogrammed into a status of accepting all.

          they continue mercilessly mundane-ifying the world despite being made fun of constantly, because they are fundamentally incapable of assessing anything correctly
          you can spam onions-face memes at any of these people and they will never recognize that it is them because they fundamentally are not capable of being a person anymore.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >this is what happens when someone is dragged kicking and screaming out of Lacan's realm of the Imaginary and Symbolic, into the realm of the real.
            Or Debord's Society of the Spectacle.

            That's what the Palm Slab has done: put Spectacular mindset at the center of every midwit/shitwit individual's existence.
            >ha, i just took a shit
            >ha, it looks like Putler
            >ha, look, i'm eating this thing

            The screaming need for attention is a sort of faux narcissism. It's not felt deeply enough by most midwits to be real narcissism. Even that is phony for them.

            I'll tell youse one thing. The mindfrick industry knows EXACTLY what it is doing to people.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone is in a perpetual cycle of timely trauma programming combined with cheap release
        checked
        and this guy gets it
        Over time, younger and younger people are more and more immersed in the Skinnerbox quality of it all.

        The great thing about it is how little it matters to me. It slides off me like water off a duck's ass. You would think I'd be miserable living this life. Instead I just persist. All those things that drive the normies mad don't effect me at all. Loneliness? Lack of a warm hole to frick? Poverty? I don't care. My bed is warm, and my days are quiet.

        I'm like that white that climbed above the horde of stampeding bugmen and avoided getting crushed by the mindless throng.
        I know the normies can't be woken up. I know the psychopaths can't be stopped. I know this will happen again, and again. I win because they can't drive me insane. They can't make me fall for their moronic system. I'm just in this world. I'm not of it.

        >All those things that drive the normies mad don't effect me at all. Loneliness? Lack of a warm hole to frick? >Poverty? I don't care. My bed is warm, and my days are quiet.
        You've found some part of wisdom for sure.
        The other day there was a financial discussion here, one of those late night things that can draw actual give and take ratner than bots and shills.
        People were bragging about their net worth and such.
        One guy came in and said that he was very happy with his net worth (something like $1100) because he finally got his life sorted to the point he could have the biggest luxuries of all ages:
        --quality bed sheets
        --quality work clothes and boots
        --time to himself
        --nourishing food and clean water

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We were raised on Disney movies and they fricked up our brains

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you were, I was raised on jackass and american pie.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We like boobs

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because she has a higher testosterone count than he does.

    And likely a higher sperm count than him too, from all the BBC she is getting.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's top shelf tittycow

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    or this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying to imagine him without a beard and her abit slimmer with natural hair.

      We need another AI filter.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are unfortunately the s0iboi generation and have a huge portion of them to where the s0iboi meme generated from.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    atheism is the correct and only answer

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    males would rather peawiener like this than gather up the courage to ask a girl out, don't blame him considering all those warning colours she's wearing

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Millennials grew up during peak Hollywood.

    Perfectly normal for a generation to be defined by the dominating pop-culture.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a bitter incel. He is just sour that he is not settled down. I am living my best life with my wife.

    A happy spouse is a happy house.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is not for everyone, I am not made for it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literal israeliteess

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Desperation from old age in the postmodern communications era and a lack of options without considerable investments on self-betterment against the runaway train of time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >considerable investments on self-betterment
      This here.
      Entire generations now can't even look ahead and put ten bucks a week in a rainy day jar/fund, while spending hundreds a week on subscriptions, weed, smokes, booze, the latest tech, porn, tattoos, mindless travel, muh degrees, etc.
      And the other shit like hair salons, makeup, "fashion," etc.
      If you can't master that simple kind of exterior/money investment that reflects a future worldview, the really hard shit (self reflection, making an effort, reading the room for reactions to your presence, hearing criticism) isn't going to happen.

      This btw is a large part of the whole Black personization process. Teaching people to worship the NPC/no future tense/no inner dialogue state of being.

      >Consume product get excited for next product

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Suit goes kind of hard ngl.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gen Z has no couples

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my fiancee are cute!

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, but I'm never going to get tired of fricking chubby married women with fat breasts.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they're happy and content: frick you. Miserable, jealous, incel losers.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    n

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just imagine the Lovecraftian horrors we will see when zoomer women start to hit their mid-thirties. They'll make this couple look like movie stars

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If that's true then I guess I'm dodging bullets like fricking Neo.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want what they have. and i also need his suit tbh XD

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Men turned into bug creatures, women got fat as frick. Simple as.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liberalism.jpg

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let’s right to the point here: if you wear a pumpkin suit jacket ever, you should be beaten to death with a tire iron. Chubby on his right with the green hair should also be beaten to death but Mr. Pumpkin Suit guy is probably the only one who will date her. She should try some Ozempic cookies with a nice vanilla Ozempic shake and things might turn around but the homosexual needs to be tossed in the wood chipper

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She fricks other men while he watches from a chair in the corner.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile average millennial bear couples

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to look back on old-timey movies and there's like an "attractive person of the 1920's" I think "how did anyone ever find that ugly thing attractive?"
    And now we're in the 20's again and the chicks in Metropolis look hot as frick compared to what we have now.
    I jacked off to some chick from Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde the other day.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive literally never seen a millenial couple that looks like this

    then again i dont frequent that mossad social engineering site. the other one.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Single mothers

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real honest talk
    How does he get a gf? I mean I know I am ugly but is that guy really that much better looking than I am?
    Like how am i supposed to get a gf???

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In reality I would never even look at such people. I prefer to ignore them, never interact with them.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rate my plapjak oc (based on a true story)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good, needs a side shot to show how big her fat stomach is. Like you don't feel breasts 69ing a fattie its all tummy.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: Incels seethe over anyone who has a girlfriend.
    Sounds like it's time to blame ~~*them*~~ for more stuff. Sorry you're a loser, maybe consider taking responsibility for your own life.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    12% wood

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think they look cool in their own way. People will admire their fashion in 30 years.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because not enough of these can go around

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back in the old days once you achieved max obesity you were euthanized and buried. All the damage was done, and all foods were conquered, yet today they still walk among us looking for a reason to live.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking at some shitty craft brewery no less

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happy?

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the guy was a bit fatter he would look like a celebrity from the early 2000s whose name I can't remember. Anyone knows who I'm talking about?

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone tell me what has happened to the high status millenials, that you use to see in films? (500 days if summer, Scott Pilgrim, Submarine) I mean, the skinny passive men who has a band, and the skinny neurotic girl who is into art. Both lost in a mix of vulnerability and narcissism. I don't see them anymore, but they had much more potential than those specimens.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They either became generic normies or turned into the people in OP, or like my brother and his friends that I described earlier, are just alcoholic and drug addicted burnouts pathetically clinging onto those days and looking ridiculous as balding mid/late-30s men with beer guts still trying to dress like hip teenagers and keep up with zoomer slang and social media trends etc. while raging against their parents, the cops, and society for ruining their chances of becoming the billionare rock stars they were obviously meant to be.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have observed that too. Millenials who did not completely conformed have become a Lost Generation, without money, status, nor the counter cultural capital fantasy that was sold to them.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least they are a couple, thats more than 95% of /misc/ posters

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jews

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