Why do Americans masturbate in Walmart?

Why do Americans jerk off in Walmart?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Walmart affects people. I think they put something in the air there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They must be spraying costco as well

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Costco is less nuts than Walmart in my experience. Still pretty bad though.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like Ive seen that exact mugshot for some other "woman shoves massive thing in her vegana" story

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the same story. It’s just old

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drugs. People coming into shop while high is more common than you'd think. It normally ends with them getting chauffered away in a police cruiser

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. I walked into a crack addled sheboon meltdown right inside the supermarket entrance. She diverted her rant to me right as cops showed up and called me a Black person (am not). I loudly told her to not call me a Black person as I am not a Black person, making sure to loudly enunciate the N bombs in front of the cops for the record.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine the Taste

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's an ogre
    I see no woman here

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did she at least put it back?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like Jimmy Dean. It's not as good as the sausage I usually buy.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do Americans
    The problem, as always, is women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude isn't Alabama also littered with sex toy billboards all over the fricking place? What the frick is their deal down there?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Her face stresses me out

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jimmmyyyyy.
    Jimmy Dean, the Deanmeister.
    Jimmy Jimmy ding dong.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So that's why they don't like you taking merchandise into the bathroom.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and gay, that's the same picture they used for the "woman steals baby and tries to shove it up her vegana" article which was also fake and gay

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cause you never know when you finna get horny

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I was homeless, I jerked off anywhere I could get some privacy. I found the bathroom at the mall was a good place, because it was dead and you could easily have the bathroom to yourself for half an hour. The library was also alright during certain hours.

    I run the risk of nocturnal emissions if I go to long without jerking off, so I had to empty the tank once in a while or risk a pair of underwear I wouldn't be able to use until the next time I did laundry.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a crime if she bought the sausage.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Jimmy Dean Sausage
    She couldn't find the dildo aisle?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Jimmy Dean is not my lover

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jej

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, and here I thought they were pickling their sausage logs.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A 10/10 in muttland.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >American
    That's a nig- what the frick is that thing??

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone rubs one out in Wally world now and then

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can save it (the sausage)
    Ugh I know

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a glow Black person

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe she thought it said Jimmy's Dong since Black folk cant read

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >https://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/
    >now8news
    ...Why are people on this site these days so fricking moronic?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is fake and gay. A bathroom stall is considered a private space or else anyone wiping their ass or pussies taking a dump at a shartmart would be considered a sex criminal for disposing of a biological need. The same reason if you are camping in a tent and having degenerate sex, you are still protected by the 4th Amendment privacy protections against unreasonable search and seizure. Same with a toilet stall.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >woman
    That's an orc.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >woman

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This article is older, faker, and gayer than you OP. OP is an underaged homosexual who posts obvious bullshit.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dank

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