Why do women like horses so much?

Why do women like horses so much?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Horses are one of the few creatures with a penis almost as big as mine and Greg Abbott’s.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking saved

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks Anon tbh. Made it myself <3

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hitler alone is worth more than 1 billion

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she literally farts and shits from that ass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a shame she doesn't sit on my face with it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd sniff it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but it doesn't smell like a guy's

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh? What does it smell like then?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Like a girl's. It might still smell like shit, but it is associated with a cute girl and it is insanely tolerable. Like drinking coffee. It's an acquired sense

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s because fathers associate the smell of girlshit with all the pleasantness of having to change their daughter’s diaper

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It might still smell like shit
            Ok big guy I'll pass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And it smells amazing

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >memegay
    >lust provoking image
    >timewasting question
    Yup

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you just know

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Horse girls are great. Insane, but great girlfriends.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Southern equine sheath cleaning"
      What is "Sheath cleaning"?
      Does she literally clean horse wieners for a living?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You fricks gave us your worst and this is the result lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know

          clean the dried and clumped up semen off of horse penis. they seem to like doing it as well. also "collecting" horse semen.

          newflash: girls like the semen of powerful, virile males with large penis. apparetnly that extends to non humans sometimes as well

          What, when, where, why, and who exactly is looking for the services of a "sheath cleaner"?
          What do they have planned that would require the services of such a person?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        clean the dried and clumped up semen off of horse penis. they seem to like doing it as well. also "collecting" horse semen.

        newflash: girls like the semen of powerful, virile males with large penis. apparetnly that extends to non humans sometimes as well

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    big dicks, less smelly than blacks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically 100% true. i'd rather smell a horse on a hot summer day than smell a Black person any time of the year.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was in a lift with four of them during the summer, the reek was incredible

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to play with their large penises

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    another Hasan Piker sexpest thread

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cannot resist the BHC

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a reason society made them ride side saddle.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The real action happens in the stables or out on a rural trail.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most young girls get their first orgasm riding a horse because of the rocking and grinding motion on the horse’s back as it moves. Plus the girl has to sit on it with her legs spread and her labia open so the horse literally rubs against her sensitive folds. Go look up the Wikipedia page for “orgasm” and look what the cover image is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My ex & I would ride her Belgian draft bareback. She'd sit in front of me. We would frick like animals when we got home.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her open pussy getting stimulation from the saddle and your dick up against her ass? Romantic horse riding into the sunset? Get home and make love and babies?
        Anon that’s hot as frick and also mega based.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Took me awhile to realize how based I am. I didn't even come here till years later.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      makes sense. also the horse is a large and powerful animal with masculine energy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Horsegirls are based and I’m tired of pretending otherwise. You’ll notice society became hella gay the minute we switched to homosexualy automobiles with wheels.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you are an athletic, high testosterone male with a large penis they are even more based. you just have to ravish them with the virility of a stallion and cum inside them over and over again

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women get a powertrip when they control a big powerful animal. That's why some tiny women buy huge cars or why women love killing babies.
    Women killing babies just gives them a massive powertrip, obviously babies aren't massive beasts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i also have noticed that. yes, the horse is a big, powerful and virile animal. but the girl does enjoy the fact that she can control such a powerful animal

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*FART*

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FUAAAAAARKRKKKdsjfhgiabejlaktwj3qt2rlefwaeb

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are scared of me I don't like them. Donkeys are better

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are sensitive. They know you are scared. You need to be in control to make them feel safe.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember standing there petting it for like 10 minutes and then it ran away. Maybe it saw a mole or something idk

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the horsepill is brutal
    it's over

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They sit high up in the saddle and get off grinding on it. They call it riding the seam.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Politics???

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Horse culture is based. I am horseculturepilled. Return to both women learning to ride horse for sport or for fun. The European transportation of choice. The most romantic animal, in both senses of the word.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *both men and women

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They like the idea to have control over a creature that is much stronger than they are. Similar to why they want to have a strong man under their seductive control. It makes them wet to have control over real raw power, something they don't really have.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy gets it
      Horse girls actually treat their horses like shit. They love that you can control horses by beating and intimidating them. Go to any stable and spend an hour there and you’ll see.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're not totally wrong, but there are the good ones that just love Nature & animals. Get & keep those ones.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of pokemon is that?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was never a horse girl but I use to get off to watching horses breed eachother. I also got off to men hunting large beasts like rogue lions. I was young and have no idea wtf waa wrong with me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You were/are normal.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think so. I don't think it's a good or bad thing. I use to draw pictures of giant men, crushing lion testicles, and I'd touch myself to it. Then I got shy and crinkled the paper, hid it under bed.

        Now I never look at porn or think of bad lewd things except I get wet to death metal music but not in a bad way.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, that's normal. You enjoy Nature, one with Her. Don't let society tell you what's "right".

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think I love nature in her untamed potentials, as well as her beauty, as well as the idea of mankind having dominion over her sometimes. I think that's kind of weird to realize that... but we are tethered to nature, especially women. It really is that way.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are far ahead of most. Don't let this dumbed down society tame you. Find a man that can see that in you.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Their pussies get rubbed and bumped constantly while riding, which not only triggers a pleasure association, but also a woman’s pair bonding response. Horse girls will always put their horse before you for that reason.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to work with them. They are your horse. You get a trailer, use your truck, get your own horse that you're mush more in control of then what they can do with theirs. Etc. Be a man.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're brown.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HUGE wiener

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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