why does my girlfriend tell me her entire thought process from beginning to end

why does my girlfriend tell me her entire thought process from beginning to end

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    because she is not attracted to you

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    she wants you to sexually satisfy her but since you're incapable she just uses you as her sounding board for all her thoughts because its cheaper than therapy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      A woman that respects her man keeps her mouth shut and her ears open.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've noticed women (and more feminine men) have a tendency to not tell someone a 'point', but a 'story'.
    It's never:
    >"Got that bag of screws you wanted".
    It's:
    >"I remember you saying the other day that you wanted screws, and I thought, since I was going to go to town anyway, that I should pick some up whilst I was out. And do you know who I saw when I was at The Range? Martin Pikes! You remember Martin, he was that guy we went to school with that used to eat glue and draw horses on everything. Do you remember Martin? Well turns out he's married now, he has three children! I was like, 'Wow! Well done!'. Yeah, no, his wife has cerebral palsy so I'm not sure how they did it, but love is love, you know? ... ... ... What do you mean these are the wrong screws?"
    Maybe its an oestrogen thing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      people like good storytellers though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women are terrible storytellers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spending 10 minutes to give you context on why their coworker likes football and then spending another 10 minutes explaining how the coworker saw something funny happen at the football game they went to is not good storytelling.
        I listen anyway because I love my gf and I will put up with her droning a little if it makes her happy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you listen closely they tell you what they’re doing behind your back.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hahahaha. Listen to this anon because he is right about this. They just CAN'T keep quiet about it. If a male name comes up a lot and you notice it, take note.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it largely boils down to them being absolute shit and story telling. Most women just can't boil something down to a concise story with logical flow so it ends up as a mess of them trying to and all of their thoughts coming out of their mouth in the process. I'm spergy so I often kind of check out if I'm focused on something else. I don't need to hear the whole thought process, emotional journey and anyone else's opinion about "what do we need from the store".

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most people, both men and and women, are terrible storytellers
        The main difference is that men will usually spare you most of the pain of it by keeping it short and sweet

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good story has begining middle and ends in a point
        Woman story is a jumbled mix of random unrelated things that may or may not have a point

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theyre just fricking moronic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their stories are always full of completely irrelevant information that drags on

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i have severe adhd if it doesnt get to a point within 2.5 seconds i tone it out

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol me too
          It's the worst when she is telling me a bunch of times or dates. I completely zone out when she's telling me her timetable for when she'll be at work for the week. It all sounds the same because it's just a bunch of numbers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick this
      >so I saw a car do something dumb but there was a cop, they caught pulled over haha
      But instead its ten minutes of useless babble and every thiught process and every irrelevant thing. I just cut them off
      >and they got pulled over? What are you trying to say. Whats the LAST thing youll say?
      And they are fricking dumbfounded. Its magic to them that I could tell what happened - in their mind they were no where near that part of their little story so how could I know?? Well c**t you've said it 15 times in muh context clues

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is my mom. It’s impossible to get off the phone with her, even when it’s the end of a call. When I tell her I need to get off the phone that instant, she can’t just say bye, she has to give a whole closing paragraph. And then in the midst if her closing paragraph, she suddenly remembers something else she wanted to tell me. Sometimes these phone calls are 1-2 hours and just drain my energy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick you. if your mom wants to babble you shut your little b***h mouth and listen. some day she won't be around , have some respect lowlife pig

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This so fricking much. They have to load their stories full of irrelevant information.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It depends on the story. Telling a story that has a point isn't necessarily effeminate.
      However, talking too much is. I always notice if I haven't been sleeping well and my t levels are shitty I talk way more and say way more pointless shit. But if I've been keeping well regulated my mind is more sharp, so I'm very concise.

      Have you guys noticed large fluctuations in hormones? Cuz my shit is weird as hell, I will go from straight caveman to little b***h depending on the day, sleep, etc. Legit the pitch of my voice is radically different sometimes. Shits weird

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you are dumb enough to sit there and listen

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    - she seeks your counsel and approval
    - she's unsure of her own decision-making progress and wants you tonchecknher homework
    - she grew up in a family environment where that kind of justification was expected or required
    - she wants your attention
    - she wants to share how proud she is about figuring things out
    Or some combination of the above or more.
    Ultimately: She really likes you and is literally letting you into her inner thoughts. She considers you an important part of everything she does. Be flattered and humbled.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its fricking annoying bro

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its fricking annoying bro
        So tell her that you love how she wants to include you in her decision-making. But you respect her process and trust her decisions.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i have severe adhd if it doesnt get to a point within 2.5 seconds i tone it out

        Have you tried smacking her bum?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be flattered and humbled
      You misspelled "bored to tears".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This reads like one of the articles about my dog's behaviour

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >about my dog's behaviour
        Women are like and happiest when treated similarly to dogs, yes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I asked my wife, wHoS a gOOd bOy? And she just looked at me confused and licked my face. So i guess youre right.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All women are like this. No matter their age or relation to you.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    women like to yap

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You've come to the right place for advice, OP

    It is my understanding women are meant to be kept in a cage while not in use. Failing to do this will result in a myriad of erratic behaviors, including but not limited to compulsive yapping.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    most women are moronic. if they want to tell you about a bad interaction they had with someone, they won't tell you the "overall" interaction, they will tell you every word of every sentences word for word while exaggerating everything and using a stupid voice when imitating the other person

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They also do that thing Black folk do of using "fast forward" words to avoid explaining an incriminating lead-up.
      "I was at the store and yadda yadda, this guy said I looked trashy/stole something/had to leave".
      Wait, what was the yadda yadda part? What happened there? Oh you were doing what they said you were doing? Gotcha.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    she wants children

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you never observe any interaction between your parents? OP is a homosexual

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a woman thing. My wife does this all the time and then is shocked that I didn't remember her "telling" me something (it was one point in a 10 minute rambling)

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody else get the "Charlie Brown's teacher" effect if she goes on for too long? It's like actually hard for me to focus sometimes if she goes off on too many side tangents when telling a story. I feel really bad but I can't help it. It's like that old Bill Burr gag.
    >"waaahwwaahwaahwahawaahwaaahwahwah"
    >"yup"
    >waahwwhahwaawhawahawah
    >"uh huh"
    >"waahWAHwah?"
    >oh frick me that last one was a question

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >someone types an entire nobody asked paragraph
    >respond with k or a thumbs up emoji if I even respond at all

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    women like talking, especially about irrelevant garbage no one cares about. You should know this

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been married for 20 years. Here's what I do, I say "silence woman"

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta give context to the point..?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHY DO WOMEN??

    Bro just kiss her and frick her when she is talking to you, it's that simple.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canadian flag...is she male or female? Or make believe? Or imaginary....

    Canadian with a girlfriend lol

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you not already know what she was thinking? It's like you don't even know her

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she is programmed to tell you about what she saw while collecting berries so you can decide if it’s a threat after you came back from hunting. Mentioning lots of details makes that more throughout.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woman here. It varies on the person itself and their upbringing but in my case, I only tell the blow-by-blow account if I felt they may have led to a certain incident or event to happen.

    I admit, I hate when I’m on the receiving end of this though. I know my mom will tell a novel-length blow-by-blow account of something horrible that happened to her that day to get validation for her actions and I just zone out halfway through because she’s a narcissist emotional vampire on top of it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silence woman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      study up on Cluster B Personality Disorder, better yet watch Josh Slocum's Disaffected Podcast. you'll learn some tools to limit the damage she'll do to your life. also breasts or gtfo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >woman here
      they're invading our safe space!

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I had a gf bros

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk. I'm way too talkative for a man and I know it annoys others, but the main way I know this is from listening to any woman tell me a story about her day. Lots of filler it's wild

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Validation. Tell her that she wuz right in whatever she wuz doing.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why does my girlfriend tell me her entire thought process from beginning to end
    To try to prove she has one.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like she's got ass burgers....
    mmm... yummy girl ass burgers....

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I FRICKING HATE PISSRAEL

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So that you can tell her how / why she's wrong.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are time rapist, thats why.

    I know a bunch of little dick brownoid virgins are obsessed with "girls only care about money!" to the real issue with women is that they do not at all respect the time of anyone else.

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