why dont most girls like getting their assholes eaten?

why dont most girls like getting their buttholes eaten?

i love eating ass but most girls usually dont wanna let me eat their asses

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get a latina or a poor b***h. they let you use them like sex toys

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God just imagine. I would explode just smelling her

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmfao now i googled birthday balloon pics and look at this roastoid who drove daddys BMW 99 mph straight into the wall. What a fricking mess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's beautiful though? have a nice day pedo.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe harder foid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not a single man on earth would pick her burnt old ass over the girl in OP

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    erm because that's where poop comes out maybe?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so what? im the one whos gonna be licking it not her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that's where poop comes out
        so?

        Vomit and burp comes out of women's mouth and yet people dont mind kissing them.

        Worm posters. Nothing but parasite spreading worm posters in here.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i wish i had some worms, then i wouldnt be so fat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that's where poop comes out
      so?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vomit and burp comes out of women's mouth and yet people dont mind kissing them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        vomit far more uncommon than pooping
        and burps are rather temporary compared to stinky ass

        moron logic kys

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >vomit far more uncommon than pooping
          Acid reflux, gag reflex issues.
          >burps are rather temporary compared to stinky ass
          Bad breath doesn't just go away. Though if brushing teeth exists to compensate, why the frick aren't enemas or the like treated the same?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're not groomed/hazed. Ass eating is a normie hazing ritual. If you like it, you're just groomed.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So she began telling me about the snake living inside her. I can't remember were it was exactly, somewhere near the breasts. It was sucking her life energy. It's a fixation. A kind of obsession. Yes, it's an obsession. Just ignore it! Just ignore it! I'm going to a doctor, my bones ache. Yes, I'm going to this healer. It was indeed that bone-fixer that healed her from her snake fixation. How could he do it, if he only fix the bones?
    There was a young doctor, and he was sick too. He was a dentist, and he often went philandering. He did something wrong, and they made him drink that stuff. He was in pain a whole year, and they couldn't find the reason. X-rays showed nothing, Because that thing has no bones. The only way is to open the person while it's still alive, that's the only way to save him. That dentist died. When they opened him up, he had his belly full of snakes. He didn't make it.
    Amongst all animals, snakes, frogs, lizards and spiders have certain chemicals
    on their skins...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didnt even read to the first period. You wasted your time homosexual

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >picrel
    41 and she still hasn't hit the wall yet. Impressive!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it says 14. you iliterate homosexual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are so fricking autistic it's insane.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You cannot be fricking serious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it says 14. you iliterate homosexual.

      https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1706381074287204.png

      You cannot be fricking serious.

      Not a single man on earth would pick her burnt old ass over the girl in OP

      Seethe harder foid

      https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1706376464737251.jpg

      Lmfao now i googled birthday balloon pics and look at this roastoid who drove daddys BMW 99 mph straight into the wall. What a fricking mess

      >All you actual morons thinking it's her 14th birthday
      IT'S 14K FOLLOWERS HOLY FRICK

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait so is she 18? Disgusting

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can't tell her age because I'm not a pedo, but she's absolutely not celebrating her 14th in that pic

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >but she's absolutely not celebrating her 14th in that pic
            you'd be surprised. There are plenty of 14 year old women who could pass for being 19

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Im not a pedo
            Cringe. Seethe more toasty roastie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she couldnt afford an extra 'K' balloon?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your mouth/throat cancer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worth it

      I only eat freshly showered clean ass

      This is a good strategy but if you want to eat ass off dating apps like I do, just keep some alcohol wipes and flavored lube by your bed.
      One time I ate the ass of a single mommy after her shift at a bakery. It was so sweaty and musky that I could have cum just from that. I ate her pussy out while she was on the phone with her bastard kids too lmayo i sent that fricking bawd home to them with a bruised neck and a creampie. I hope they noticed how weird mommy smelled 🙂

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, gotta be clean and freshly showered for me there bud.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More sweaty loose asscrack for me then :p*

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even girls are less gay than you

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only eat freshly showered clean ass

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They don't want you to think poorly of them.
    They know their ass is smelly and full of shit. They're afraid you'll lick it and realize how gross they are and lose interest or hold it against them. Women are generally not into having their pussies eaten for the same reason, especially early on in the relationship.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Contrary to your indoctrinated feminist beliefs, women take pride in pleasing their man. Getting their ass eaten is just another way for them to frick up. She's probably thinking
    >What if my ass tastes bad
    >What if I shit /have shit
    >Has he done this with other girls
    >What if he doesn't like it with me
    She is unironically much more likely to agree to anal sex with you (if she's an anal virgin or had it once with a rough ex boyfriend) than letting you eat her ass

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably viewchuds

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my last gf always wanted me to eat her ass, it was nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Did you finger it too? Fingering a girls ass during doggy is my favorite

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an ugly virgin and women don't want to have sex with me or even look at me.

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