Why don't women find small penises cute? They find most other small things cute?

Why don't women find small penises cute? They find most other small things cute?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought women loved small penises? I have 4 inches...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They do not

      would you enjoy a tiny piece of pizza? no you would want a normal piece or a big piece.

      I get them preferring average to large penises I don't expect them not to but women describe small penises as "gross" and "sad" I'd at least prefer if they saw them as cute and novel even if they're not what gets their pussy wet

      Modt women don't want a partner who is cute, so you also can't have a cute pp

      but i wish to have a gf that would call my dick adorable, while she teases me

      But they don't find them cute anyway

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would you enjoy a tiny piece of pizza? no you would want a normal piece or a big piece.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Huh? A penis isn't food.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        do you understand how comparisons work?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But the comparison doesn't work. Pizza is consumable. A bigger pizza means you get to eat more before it runs out. Penises don't get consumed.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no, theyre comparing the similarity of the fact that bigger pizzas equaling more enjoyment same with bigger penises equaling more enjoyment. small penises are repulsive

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >small penises are repulsive
            See this is what I don't get, can't you just say they can't pleasure you without calling them repulsive? Athletically its just a miniature version of a normal penis. Miniature versions of things are always cute to women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      large pizza is too big it always hurts me when I eat the whole thing because I have no self control

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Modt women don't want a partner who is cute, so you also can't have a cute pp

    but i wish to have a gf that would call my dick adorable, while she teases me

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    women veganas can fit an entire human cat sized baby and i'm supposed to not feel insecure about my dick size because "big ones hurt"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well to be fair, childbirth isn't exactly non painful

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They fit the baby in the uterus, not the vegana. Ur dick is not getting into the uterus because the cervix is not gonna open up that wide unless a baby or a doctor is forcing it open. The vegana is the hallway, the uterus is the bedroom, and the cervix is the bedroom door which is locked shut 90% of the time. Your dick only needs to fill the hallway, not the bedroom.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But the hallway can stretch to accommodate bigger things

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What if I can't fill the hallway? Then what?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you say they don't? Are you basing your perception of reality on what you've seen on the internet again?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen women say small penises are cute offline.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've never seen a woman call them cute I've only ever see them call them gross at worst or talk about it like its a disability at best

        Well i'm pretty sure you guys haven't been in very many situations where a girl would actually say something like that. I mean do you really believe your personal experience spans the whole spectrum of possibilities? That would be quite unreasonable i think.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's true I guess. Itd an educated inference from reading the opinions of alleged women from crystal cafe, reddit, twitter and articles on the subject

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There you go. Let me tell you, as someone who has the privilege of being able to enjoy a pretty unrestrained and idiosyncratic existence, there are things to experience, that you will never, or only extremely rarely find articulated in any of these places. Don't let your imagination be informed only by biased and self-reinforcing data sets. That's what "AI" does, but this could never capture the vastness and complexity of reality. It might be comfortable to imagine a simple "blackpilled" existence but reality is more akin to a "greypill" and will only confirm your prejudices if you really try hard to close your eyes to anything that would contradict them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen a woman call them cute I've only ever see them call them gross at worst or talk about it like its a disability at best

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wow this guy has such small dick energy (in a positive way though)
      >Wow, I need a guy with a small dick to frick me silly right now.

      Let's geat real

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, i am aware that this is a major current of contemporary discourse. But it's intellectually dishonest to simply take performative statements like this at face value and attribute to them some deep truth. Statements like this, the ones that are repeated infinitely to the point of becoming their own archetypes, are devices for people to posture in premade meaningless conversations, which serve nothing but to thwart actual conversation, where more is at stake than just picking one of two given positions.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because it doesn't not stimulate the area around their cervix. They turn into animals and let out guttural roars when they're being fricked that deep.
    And of course once they try it, it's not something they can just forget about.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the change in the look in her eyes when she sees it
      Holy frick, this makes me feel cucked

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Yours is totally fine, those big ones actually hurt us, didn't you know? 🙂

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It really is amazing how much can fit on a vegana to be honest

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are brainwshed by porn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its not porn, its just factual that small penises bring them next to nothing in terms of sexual pleasure. anything else is cope

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have to cope, I have big pp. Most women think small penises are just average.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think most women would be able to tell if you were below average

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Studies have been done on this and they disagree

            >I don't have to cope, I have big pp.
            Now there's an oxymoron

            How

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Studies have been done on this and they disagree
            How small do you have to be for them to think it's small

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Saying that you have a "big pp" on NSFFW is one of the classic incel coping mechanisms

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever dude, As if i care if people believe me on an anonymous website.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Whatever dude, As if i care
            Another cope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How about you meet me and i show it you then

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't have to cope, I have big pp.
          Now there's an oxymoron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I have big pp
          hahahaha

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Homosexuals think they're cute

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