Women are getting pregnant just to have better sex and look hotter

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never trust something that bleeds for 5 to 7 days and doesn't die.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Facts.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Facts.

      Ooohhhh look at you edgy little guise! I wanna pinch your cheeks!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        breasts, let's go

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for the same reason using drugs in order to not get pregnant actually ages you. your body is telling itself it's aging, dying and unable to reproduce

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >women finally discover that motherhoods makes milfs
    more news at 11

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its almost like nature rewards women for being mothers.

      Wait until they find out its basically a stem cell rejuvination for free as well.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women do think in that way. But then they also think getting gang banged by Black folk make them more attractive too.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it turns out, hormones are actually pretty powerful. They can literally ruin your life, or make it 10x better.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >prostitute moans
      Those can also ruin your life or make it better.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got lots of boners while my wife was pregnant

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This reads like some troon's masturbation fantasy. The hips widening and breasts swelling are probably the only accurate points here. The pelvic floor actually gets weaker, which is why most women who give birth have to do kegels after.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    veganal birth blows out the vegana. Sometimes it literally tears the gap between the vegana and the butthole to form a singular buttholegina. It's a real horrorshow, pregnancy.

    They can stitch it and she can do kegels and all of that, but it is never the same after the first kid.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buttholegina
      I guess trannies are just like real women after all.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing worse than fricking a girl for the first time and literally not being able to feel a thing because she's so loose.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        My wiener is unironically above average, when I am fully erect I'm 7.1" bone pressed and I have good girth.

        The last woman I was frickin' was a single mom who had two kids around a decade and a half ago (we're both in our late 30s, remember you're here forever) and while she is great in bed her snatch was so blown out even after almost 20 years since having kids that it was like fricking a trashbag. Hardly any sensation whatsoever. We had to start finishing with either me giving her facials or tittyfricking her and giving her a pearl necklace. She started getting really into it because it made her feel "naughty", she thinks I am super into it but the reality is I have to do one of them just so I can cum. I vastly prefer creampies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit. A year out after giving birth it’s basically the same as it was before.

      Source: I have four kids and while she got a bit fatter the stuff that matters is as good as ever

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it's not. I have a body count somewhere in the 500s and the difference between a woman who has had a kid and not is significant. I have even fricked many of my girls before and after they have had a kid, over the years.

        Some women have really serious changes to their body and the inside of their vegana. Others you would never guess. It's really up to physiology and genetics, but a rough pregnancy and birth can tear the vegana and it needs sticking up, after it heals its never the same since the internal structure has been altered.

        It all feels good, just noticeably different sensations. You have a very small sample size. Mine is so excessive it could be called outrageous.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sexpat?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, for women who were already over the hill and have no sexual energy. Who simply give up after pregnancy. The female body is designed to do this stuff, people have just weakened the stock.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's true, my daughter's mom had stitches after.

      Broke up, got a girlfriend and remembered what good pussy felt like. We're married and she doesn't want kids since I have one already

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      C section

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > !Remindme 6 months

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am vomit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked. Is tgat ultrasound a literal monkey fetus??

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you think that's bad, do NOT look up pregancy doping

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BTW the loosest pussy I have ever felt in my life was from an 18 year old Filipina. After she smoked some weed her body would become so relaxed I could slide my entire hand up into her and make a fist with casual ease. It would have been possible to put my other hand up into her at the same time. It was actually bewildering since she was super skinny and short, so it was like she had this extradimensional space between her legs.

    She never had a kid, just had a freak vegana. It was so loose it was impossible for me to cum from fricking her, but the novelty of deep fisting an Asian stoner girl till she squirted was pretty strong and so I saw her often just to mess with her unusual body.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not something to be proud of. You took advantage of a child in poverty. You fisted a child prostitute.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turns their nice pink nipples into giant, dark, rubbery abominations

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost as if women were designed to have babies and that motherhood is a gift

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Women are getting pregnant just to have better sex and look hotter
    Sorry.
    Men call that look 'used'... like an an old car.

    Only guy who can't get laid care about those hoes.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are women surfing now?

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