Women are literally using belly button stickers to make their torsos look shorter and legs look longer

Women are literally using belly button stickers to make their torsos look shorter and legs look longer

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because they're all wearing high-waisted pants and legging to hide their fat fuppas

    the women who need this look nothing like the pic related, they're usually 160+ lbs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >because they're all wearing high-waisted pants and legging
      correct. end this gay trend.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i bet we could meme it out of existence

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fat fuppas
      FUPA=Fat Upper Pussy Area

      Fat fat upper pussy p? Area?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, like a gunt, where the gut meets the c**t creating a cataclysmic fold of gravely unsexual proportion. That fold is the gunt, just beneath where the gut ends. Well the Fupa would be underneath the gunt, to answer your query to that other person..

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >because they're all wearing high-waisted pants and legging to hide their fat fuppas
      This is true. But you can always spot it from the side.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >women lie
    Who knew.
    At least this time they're targeting a look that men actually like.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because they're all wearing high-waisted pants and legging to hide their fat fuppas

      the women who need this look nothing like the pic related, they're usually 160+ lbs

      https://i.imgur.com/8T5NwOW.png

      Women are literally using belly button stickers to make their torsos look shorter and legs look longer

      If I ever get tricked by a woman's lies I'm beating her almost to death

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, have you seen zoomers? They all look like growup monsters. And 99% of it goes on their torso.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong

        Why would women want a short torso and long legs? That's a masculine feature

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait til you see the paper they stuff up their nose

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >japan
      i would think this anon just just saying weird shit to mess with people but that flag...i don't even want to know jap bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're known to walk around with toilet paper stuff up their ass holes, I won't tell you why but the answer will Surprise you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Explain

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's how israelites dress as Black folk in mimicry. Cotton up the nose makes it wider and breathable. You'd be surprised, dress up isn't just for troony homosexuals.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would women want a short torso and long legs? That's a masculine feature

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't. it's to hide them shoving their guts into their high-waisted pants that are reinforced to try to hide it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not, thick stubby legs as a long back is masculine because it's robust, long gracile legs is feminine.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Factually wrong. Men have longer legs in proportion to their torso regardless of height. You can look this up

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, you're literally wrong. Cave men gorilla is masculine, long legged ponce is feminine. Di know where you get your dumb Ideas

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dude just look this up with google or whatever search engine you use. This is not my opinion.

            You learn in anthropology class that one way to distinguish male skeleton is limb length because males have longer limbs.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most men aren't masculine so your point is illegitimate, you're a coping lanky c**t. Sorry

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol I don't know why you are getting so mad but if you wanna go that route, long limbs are a big advantage in fighting.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Leg length to torso length ratio can vary significantly between individuals and between sexes. On average, there are some general trends in the differences between men and women:

            ### General Differences
            1. **Men**:
            - Tend to have relatively longer torsos compared to their leg length.
            - This means their leg length to torso length ratio is typically lower compared to women.

            2. **Women**:
            - Generally have relatively longer legs compared to their torso length.
            - This results in a higher leg length to torso length ratio.

            ### Ratios and Measurements
            While specific measurements can vary widely, some average trends are observed:

            1. **Leg Length**:
            - Measured from the hip to the ankle.
            2. **Torso Length**:
            - Measured from the top of the shoulder (or neck base) to the hip.

            ### Example Ratios:
            1. **Men**:
            - An average leg length to torso length ratio might be around 1.4:1. This means for every unit of torso length, the legs are 1.4 times longer.
            2. **Women**:
            - An average leg length to torso length ratio might be around 1.6:1. This indicates relatively longer legs compared to torso length.

            ### Implications of Differences
            1. **Biomechanics**:
            - Differences in leg and torso ratios can affect posture, gait, and athletic performance.
            2. **Fashion and Design**:
            - Clothing and ergonomic designs often take these average differences into account to better suit different body types.

            ### Conclusion
            Understanding the average differences in leg length to torso length ratios between men and women can provide insights into various aspects of health, fitness, and design. However, individual variations are significant, and personal measurements can vary widely from these averages.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did you get that from chatgpt?

            >The mean of the stature for males was 179.52±5.96 cm and the sitting height was 95.13±3.56 cm; for females the stature was 165.72±4.93 cm, and the sitting height was 90.17±3.03 cm.

            >This association may be based on a real dimorphism or simply on culture. However, anthropometric data show that women do not have proportionally longer legs than men, if anything they have slightly shorter legs, in particular after puberty (Eveleth & Tanner, 1976; Martin & Nguyen, 2004; Sorokowski & Pawlowski, 2008).

            https://www.liverpool.ac.uk/~kmb/MyPublishedPapers/bertaminibennett2009.pdf

            Having proportionally longer legs is a big advantage in many sports.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're coping now, blacks skew your athletics figures, they are generally more gracile.
            I'm still right and you're still wrong, you told me to look it up, I'd did and it said you are wrong lmao. Stay coping you willowy c**t

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well you didn't cite your sources. I can't find any scientific literature that says women have longer legs.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Look it up
            >Nooooo don't look THERE!
            Thanks for playing, men generally have longer torsos compared to their leg length than women.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Most men aren't masculine
            >men over 6 foot are only 3% of the population
            trust me everyone can tell that you manlets arent manly. we laugh at you non stop

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 6'2

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            me too. so we both know for sure that our legs are longer than your torso unless you look like some freak gumby monster

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >our legs are longer than your torso
            Oh frick, you don't even understand the argument FRICKING L M A O
            It's about the difference of the ratio between the sexes your moronic mutt.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Oh frick, you don't even understand the argument FRICKING L M A O
            wtf? you said you googled it. i was arguing under the assumption that you have the same knowledge as me. bro... look it up for real this time. women have shorter legs than men

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're fricking moronic

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rsos.170399
            no you are for not using google. now have a nice day manlet

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Still haven't grasped the argument yet. Keep trying my man, I believe in you.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you only think that since you didnt even read the wiki
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_proportions

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How about you just reiterate the argument you think you're having, then we can see if we're finally on the same page?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This... love the seething of manlets. Knowing no women or animal will respect them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >seething Black person

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the average height is the USA for non hispanic whites is 5'11 and its higher in a dozen other european countries. Most white men are over 6'

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sound Black person-like

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this does not matter. we are not sexually lusting after men (except for you). thin legs looks better on a woman. that is the it. long slender legs. moron Black person homosexual

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            idc about your fetish lol. I just stated a fact and 2 people got mad for some reason.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You were wrong tho memeflag friend

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. You are wrong and malding

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, you're wrong. Women wear high heels to look more long legged and feminine. You've just got yourself mixed up and you can't accept the fact you made a mistake.
            Oh well there are other threads and an infinite ocean of stupid things you can say and so many memeflags to say it under, I'm sure you'll be alright in an hour or so anyway.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are a malding moron. Heels are a social construct while what I stated is a biological fact

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You told me to look it up and it said you were wrong, I even posted it here for you. I don't know why you're so invested in trying to lie to people about something so seemingly innocuous, I'm also wondering why you're hiding your flag. You don't seem like an honest person at all

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would women want a short torso and long legs?
      They probably want to larp as FFVII characters.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imitating israeli physiology

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they use the same stickers but on the back aswell

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >women
    >spend hundreds to thousands of bucks a year on make up
    >will have docs cut them apart and stitch them back together in an attempt to look more attractive
    >will wear shoes that destroy their feet to the point where they need to have them broken and realigned
    >wear progressively less and less clothing
    >basically don't leave the house without push up bra and shapewear
    >now even put fake belly buttons onto themselves

    >men
    >shave, brush their teeth and comb their hair

    >yet I am supposed to believe that it is women who are the prize, and not men

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we live in satans world , which part of that didn´t you understand yet?
      we are all the fallen angels , hence all the violence.
      this is the ultimate blackpill you will ever receive.
      only way out of reincarnateing in this simulation is through christ.
      there are many vain men who put extra care in , mostly gay but they are still men even if homosexuals.
      hetero cokeheads are extremely insecure and plaster themselves with status symbols too.
      i hang around gangmembers though and we point out hoes all the time to eachother.
      you can tell if someone is a hoe without them even dressing like one.
      it´s all in the way they walk talk and their gaze.
      sooner or later you will be able to distinguish between a babe and a prostitute. requires some finesse.
      every woman loves to play games too and are never completely honest with you.
      it´s their memo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's their memo
        M.O. Modus Operandi.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >women wear makeup and eyelash extensions; get perms and use coloring for their hair; shave their bodies to look younger; wear high heels, pushup bras, and compressors to hide their guts; now wearing belly button stickers
      >but men are deceptive losers if they wear toupees or use shoe lifts

      Make it make sense.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women want to be allowed to cheat for an easy victory, but want everyone else to get kneecapped for even thinking about cheating to ensure their advantage doesn't evaporate.
        Women have zero interest in playing fair, ever.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Males are typically more aesthetic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shave, brush their teeth and comb their hair
      speak for yourself

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now you are underestimating men and how much time we actually spend on our looks.

      I would say that a man spend as much time as women does on their appearance, and yes there is always different depending on who you now are talking to. I know guys who does plastic surgery and spend money on makeup, they are total gays but they exist. We spend hours and hours at the gym and so on.

      And I am not saying you are wrong, just that we can add like 50 things+ that men does when it comes to their appearance. We just don't talk about it and made it an hobby.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We spend hours and hours at the gym and so on.
        Gym work is neccessary for men and women since we live in a sedentary world and the body needs exercise. Women wouldnt need most of this consoomer crap if they worked out. And it wouldnt have to be anything extreme. Literally just jog 3 times a week and dont eat high calorie goyslop

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Gym work is neccessary for men and women since we live in a sedentary world and the body needs exercise. Women wouldnt need most of this consoomer crap if they worked out. And it wouldnt have to be anything extreme. Literally just jog 3 times a week and dont eat high calorie goyslop
          Don't know if you have noticed it lately - But women doesn't exercise and think fat is healthy.

          Women only work out for one reason: When they are single

          And yes, there is exceptions to the rule

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shave, brush their teeth and comb their hair
      u ask too much of me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >men
      >shave, brush their teeth and comb their hair
      You one o' them METRO-SEXUAL homosexuals, boy?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Women are literally being moronic
    Ftfy

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if only they worked on making themselves tighter.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anything that requires actual sacrifice or effort goes out of the window for most of them. They are only interested in cheats that instantly achieve the desired result, because it's not their money they spend on it anyway.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they can't buy something that does that for them, they won't.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if only they worked on making themselves tighter.
      more like lighter considering 70% are obese and 35% are morbidly obese

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Average American woman weights more than me, lel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's morbid, that's the body of a 40 year old woman who has had multiple kids. American women look like this despite being 25 and childless.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I knew it since I was a child that women and Black folks are fundamentally the same, both groups are obsessed with social standing and shiny things.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have first degree of separation from women

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is because like blacks and other minorities, we have infantilized women for centuries. Societies have raised them, taught them, given them money and freedom and votes, and expected nothing in return. Why would we want anything in return? What are you, racist/sexist? We treat women and minorities like children. We think it's cute when they don't handle money well. We think it's cute when they can't read or speak properly or tell you "math is hard." We put up with them mishandling money, buying frivolous shit, acting like tomorrow won't happen, so why plan? Men take care of all of that for them. So more and more, they act like children. They act like Daddy will always take care of them, but to hell with Daddy. He's mean when he says no. *pout*

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a lot of women, yes.
        my sisters have always been more responsible.
        i think it's ~~*western culture*~~ itself that's the problem, not all women are this irresponsible in "non western" nations, western nations revolve around debt maxing their cattle, so they can control them.

        hence the term "chardged with possesion", "charged with theft", crimes is how they make good NPCs, without ~~*laws)) and a corrupt and greedy adminitration, there's no way to charge up that good goy battery

        it's why they hate christianity, it discharges the npc and gives them liberty.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m pretty sure they do this so they can pull their pants up higher and hide how fat they are, not to make their legs look longer.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw she changes outfit and you find out she actually has an outie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If actually leave on the spot. An outtie isn't a total dealbreaker, but not informing me of it is. I need to be mentally prepared to see one of those. I really dislike them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw she changes outfit and you find out she actually has an outie

        genuinely I hate outies so much it's unreal, not sure what I would do if my kid had one I wonder if you can cut them off

        Amen ! Outie belly buttons and veganas for that matter are an abomination

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      genuinely I hate outies so much it's unreal, not sure what I would do if my kid had one I wonder if you can cut them off

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's an outie?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when the belly button sticks out

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ahh, thanks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, reminds me of the time I trolled /b/ into believing I was on a date with a girl who said she had a "vaganus" and I was in the bathroom on my phone trying to find out what that was.

      Ahh, 2007.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i can't find the post in the archive dawg
        https://old.sage.moe/_/search/text/vaganus/type/op/

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tons of shit I can't find as well.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, here's one that's in the archive:

          https://old.sage.moe/b/thread/190433347/#190433347

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            soijack party is the only imageboard like this now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If porn was banned from /b/ it could make a comeback.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Except it doesn't work because Evolution chose for radical immediate judgment of other homosexual sapiens.
    Everyone seeing that will know immediately something is wrong, that something is askew.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, you will can easily tell how long are their legs, because, well, you see where their asses start. I would like to see some pictures of how it's supposed to fool people.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They will just glue some rubber blobs to the top of their asses. bonus makes their ass look bigger

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I would like to see some pictures of how it's supposed to fool people.
        Look up the concept of field sizes in photography. It's a catfishing technique for instathots.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she want to have taller legs? Don't they already look enough like men like that?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Left.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brutal mogging. That slant eyed bug can't even hold a candle to the beauty of white women.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >women ar-
    Buy an ad.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for a minute i thought there was women with 2 belly buttons that's hot

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's an Asian girl thing. It's because when they wear mom jeans it covers up their real belly button.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women are so fricking lazy.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.acsh.org/news/2017/10/28/men-slightly-longer-legs-are-more-attractive-women-12044

    all manlets should die

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not surprised. Anything to prostitute and looksmaxx, after spending hours preparing themselves the only looks match that remains for them is chad thunderwiener. "Where have all the good men gone?"

    Meanwhile white men just get balder, poorer, and lonelier. Fricking accelerate.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some desperate asian b***h will have it tattooed.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By beloved has no such problems

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >piercing hole
      >perfect

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just the opposite. I wish my belly button was lower.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are the same dumb b***hes that put little gold star stickers on their zits like they passed a fricking spelling test.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do men like this? I'm 5ft7 but got a freaky short torso with broad hips and long legs, hella mismatched proportions

    28"-36" waist-hips nothing fits

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a butthole. Is this why I have been compulsively staring at stomachs lately???? I LOVE buttholes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, go to a Target in the summer. incredible bellybuttons everywhere.

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