Women finally have a Shit Test that beats 99.95% of men

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you can't even put into words what you're talking about.

    discuss

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As a man I insist women choose bears using bearnet and bearphones.

      My (male) culture is not a costume.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ie the Internet and iPhones were all made by men.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ie the Internet and iPhones were all made by men.
          bullshit, the only reason we have the internet shithole today is we made too many iphones and iphones were made by chink women soldering boards together in a sweatshop then chink children gluing the rest of it together while their father works in the slag factory, had we made them here then not every subhuman would have gotten one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I use bearhand with womans

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's a bear

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're still caring what women think you haven't even passed the first shit test.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thats the point

      >Women finally have a Shit Test that beats 99.95% of men

      chunkyboi

      you can't even put into words what you're talking about.

      discuss

      YES I CAN

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look if a woman wants to have sex with a bear I don't mind, but I will have sex with and marry their bear-girl daughter when she becomes of legal age.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Women finally have a Shit Test that beats 99.95% of men

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bear after 1 year of having a women hanging around it
      Wait until hoez find out men fricks bears too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Wait until hoez find out men fricks bears too
        or dogs and horses.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit!
      Must have been a big feminist camping trip in the woods that week.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so 412 is maximum strength, got it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dang, can't believe I was so closed to dying back in 2019 when my company gave me a food card for $50 per day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OH LAWD HE COMIN'

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This one is going to survive the winter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Women finally have a Shit Test that beats 99.95% of men

        see

        how about:

        Would you rather be known as a rider of women, or of a bear?

        10/10 would ride

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      H-he's perfect

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a silly meme. Everyone knows it's really "Man vs Dog". A grizzly would devour a woman. A Dog would please her, no strings attached. If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >if you need me ill be in my lab.
      Get back on your side of the border, leaf.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >women are performative homosexuals
    If slI say bear vs black man they'll say that's not fair were afraid of all men so we won't pick the bear lol

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the women that answered bear are not thinking about this anymore. stop obssessing, Black person

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the women who answered bear are not thinking
      you were 100% correct here, what was the point of the rest of the sentence

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    modern relationships are just as ridiculous as believing celebrities are real people

    or that the government ... anything

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good filter.
    If a woman changes her opinions depending on the company, c9ntext or audience dump that lying B

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, your meant to say 'Why yes, men are the most dangerous living creature on this entire planet.'

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish I were as violent, savage, and brutal as women and brown people think I am. I aspire one day to be the man they imagine me as

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are going to be forever alone then, that's just how the female brain works. They aren't wired to have strongly held convictions, they will just automatically assume the opinions of the strongest man in their life. In the absence of a strong man they absorb their opinions from media.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would legit rape a lost woman in the woods
    Maybe murder her if I thought I'd get away with it

    A bear is a safer choice then me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >eyropean
      >would rape
      >then
      You're definitely brown lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >eyropean
      >would rape
      >then
      You're definitely brown lol

      Ah frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the real question. Under the right circumstances, would you? Let's say you are in a post apocalypse scenario, you know for a fact there is noone else around, the systems of law are non-existent and you bump into her in the woods. You try to be polite but she gives you some dismissive attitude "pff go away from me CHUD im just wearing what feels comfortable". Why wouldn't you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well in a post-apocalyptic scenario the girls would all be locked away in the secure compound protected by their husbands/fathers or slave masters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >CHIXI
        UH OH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick would you think that let alone admit it on the most monitored basket weaving forum around? You’re moronic

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what a woman says. Their words are meaningless. This is all some moronic ploy to push the "man bad change yourselves teach not to rape blahblah" shaming bullshit. Disregard their words and remember that if push comes to shove they'll crawl to you begging for help, which always happens.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I teach the bear to rape

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can't rape a bear anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not with that attitude!

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do illiterate OP Zoomers know what shit test means?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder this was everywhere then it dropped way off because anons found out it was propagated by a gay israelite. Girlfriend nonsense is not a pol topic. All girlfriend nonsense is a israelite demoralization attempt. Stop replying to shills unless you're saging and trying to help confused newbies. If you want to babble about girlfriend nonsense then go to /soc/ or /adv/.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just tell your GF men are more dangerous then the bear. Simple as. You would destroy a bear as all men would.

  17. 1 month ago
    anon-14

    i bet if i slap their faces i turn the 99.95% in to my favor and make it 100%.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    women have beaten civilisation, congratulations now step into the woods

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I once talked to a woman that worked in a kind of outdoors kindergarten in northern Sweden. They were teaching the kids to be alert in the forrest. She had been hiding behind a tree, wearing a bear outfit to joke with the children. Then she heard something behind her, it was a real bear. She never found out why I laughed hysterically when she told the story.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Us bears can't stop winning! Human men are such cucks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Us bears
      Wait excuse me what?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are bears basically just forest doggos?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, you're thinking of deer

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Show me one video of a deer behaving like a dog moron

          • 1 month ago
            Sage

            >that animal that travels in packs, wags its tail when it’s happy and eats poo? How is that like a dog?
            moron thread fr

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >travels in packs
            Anon, are you moronic?
            Are you referring to a mother and her cubs?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no, to a cow and her calfs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If trained in captivity from birth. Even then, you're safer with a feral pitbull.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Red flag: When She wears a bra under the corset.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good point. There are no breast

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a shit women don''t understand what they are saying half the time.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your mother was a prostitute. Discussion completed.
    /thread

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The correct response to the shit test is:
    >if you have a gun you wouldn't have to worry about either.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think a shit test is?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am a 39y old 4/10 neet chud with no job, no house, no money, no future, nothing. But I won't settle for anything less than a 7/10 with a banging body and pretty face who is half my age.
    God owes me a beautiful white wife to make up for the cards I've been dealt in this life and for all the suffering I had to endure.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hi,
    I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vegana, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
    I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
    Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
    Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vegana --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
    Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
    They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this D&C bullshit again
    cool cool, frickin tard'

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Learn to be in the 0.5% bud.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my spirit animal is bear. checkmate fat dykes

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who you trust more not to use you for your money, a clean woman or a male drug addict?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that literally a contradiction (like most woman issues) . If the test is that a woman would rather be with a bear because of certain men can be intimidating and hurt them, then manlets would be getting b***hes all the time because no one takes a manlet serious and just push them away when they get violent.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you guys REALLY need to get laid

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's the same shit as the "would you still love me if I was a slug?"
    The dudes that actually legitimately get upset and begin giving hour-long explanations on why the bear is the worse choice dry a woman out faster than looking at 2010s brony.

    • 1 month ago
      Sage

      Sick bro

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women are always making excuses as to why they are really a man.

    Don't have a high sex drive like a man? You've got the ick.

    Excuses excuses. Women are not men. Ever. No matter what smoke and mirrors they throw up or how much smoke they blow up your ass

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Bears" already exist and are just biding their time. A few have jumped ahead of the "Lights Out' schedule and raped a few c**ts on subways and no man, Chad or otherwise, lifted a finger to stop it. The b***hes will have their fill of 'bears' 30 seconds after Lights Out. The ones that believed all that 'strong and independent' shit will either die or submit, that fast.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is that a shit test?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's like insults and various kinds of noncooperation, and postures that indicate hate.

      tbqfwy the reason yoi get shit tested as a guy attempting game is you're not a popular, rich, basketball player.

      Women priss and such up if they want you. ofc later on they will shit test the guy, but you have unironically zero chance of marrying a woman who shit tests you on sight, even in highschool as classmates. the disrespect is a weed that never stops.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your meant to say your (a man) more dangerous then a bear.
      Your meant to say men are the most dangerous lifeform on this entire planet. Because we are.

      The way to pass it is to Agree and Amplify.
      Talk up men and downplay the bear.
      Now if they don't come to any truth about bears and admit they were being silly you must keep amplifying to total absurdity.
      >'They are like a big fuzzy dog, I'd say 'sit' and it would sit. and I would give that big cuddly fella a head rub.'
      >"Yeah men are dangerous, that's why you need one to protect you"

      The incorrect response is to say how strong bears are, how cucked men are to it's strength, how women are choosing the bear because they are sexually attracted to foreigners/brown people (LOL!). WRONG ANSWERS.

      I explained it to my wife as " I totally understand, it's just like if I had a female pilot or doctor, or a female officer pull me over". She got pissed and I then explained how moronic her reasoning was. I then remindeded her we don't live near any poors or non whites and she almost had nothing to worry about. I honestly don't know a single man earnestly that would attempt to diddle a woman in the woods except one Romanian man I used to work with.

      >I honestly don't know a single man earnestly that would attempt to diddle a woman in the woods
      There are thousands of (fictional) crime shows and B rated movies running 12/7 on daytime TV depicting a White man abusing a White women.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >man recognises that it's insane to choose the bear,
        >man gets offended and acts in a way she can interpret as aggression
        >woman smugly says 'this is exactly why we choose the bear'
        as always with women, the response is to laugh at how silly they are and pat their little head

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly

          >moronic wigger zoomer makes an OP using a typical indecipherable buzzword soup
          >discuss
          Yeah nah

          Your either a Republican boomer or a zoomer yourself. 4plebs 'Shit Test'. 97160 results.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My bad, 19189 results

          • 1 month ago
            Sage

            My bad, 19189 results

            Yeah women discussing something online is a shit test of you
            Solipsistic moron. You basically are a woman

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Your either
            Kys wigger

  35. 1 month ago
    granddaddy of noticing

    >Shit Test
    Never heard that term until more people started reading those hollywood Black personisraelite magazines in the 2000s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did Mystery invent the term?

      It's very real that you can have sex with a woman even though she doesn't respect you.

      But, could I respect myself?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If a test filters out 1999 out of 2000 men than it isn't really a very good discerning test.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I explained it to my wife as " I totally understand, it's just like if I had a female pilot or doctor, or a female officer pull me over". She got pissed and I then explained how moronic her reasoning was. I then remindeded her we don't live near any poors or non whites and she almost had nothing to worry about. I honestly don't know a single man earnestly that would attempt to diddle a woman in the woods except one Romanian man I used to work with.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the point is this question baits women into admitting they are quite literally fools

      Ann Coulter is an example of a foolish woman.

      Ann Coulter can't support Ramaswamy because he is Indian.

      Imagine being that much of a dumb shit that you would pick a handsome surgeon over an effective one.

      But, this is why us men are supposed to be in charge.

      btw, women didn't demand the vote. Women were nevere allowed to vote on a referendum on goting, actually men imposed voting on women, because they decided they needed it (and were early homosexual typebmen).

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have you noticed how fem culture is almost completely dead - like the mainstream fake ass MSM/sitcom narratives don't live for more than 2 seconds now

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    men of NSFFW: would you rather trust a woman with access to half of all your stuff, or a bear?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how about:

      Would you rather be known as a rider of women, or of a bear?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        100% I'm a bear rider.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I ride both
        .t bisexual

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit tests only work on men who want to be a toilet. Get fricked.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit tests aren't meant to "beat" men, they're meant to test them, to see if they can deal shit. This bear thing isn't a shit test. It's a reverse shit test that women who "pick the bear" fail. It shows that those women have dangerously low levels of reasoning skills and should be avoided.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You see, the dumbest thing about this whole man vs bear debate is that women are voting.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The bear and the woman should be turned into coats immediately.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People seethe when I ask if they would rather be in the woods with an incel or a rapist.
    Democrats want you to pick the rapist.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wife mentioned this to me, and I said it was absolutely fricking ridiculous.
    There is maybe a 1% chance that the man would be a rapist, but the bear will kill and eat you 100% of the time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if she wanted to leave you she would pick the man over the bear.
      Since she knows the bear won't rape her/ be sexually attracted.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Irrelevant. When you can identify a shit test, women have no power over you and you are free to retaliate with your own shit tests.
    >Hey baby, I know you are a strong womyn who can do anything just like that female mechanic in that show you watch on the electric israelite. Can you drop by and fix my toilet?

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    honestly though you can't blame women. there are a lot of creepy smelly weird dudes. ALOT of them kek.

    • 1 month ago
      Sage

      And they should end up with the creepy smelly women, moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but they don't moron they come on pol and complain.

  49. 1 month ago
    Sage

    >moronic wigger zoomer makes an OP using a typical indecipherable buzzword soup
    >discuss
    Yeah nah

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just imagine it. a bear pins you down and uses you like a frick toy

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit tests that scare away good men from bad woman is always good in my book

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Woman has a moronic opinion

    More news at 11.
    The only answer to anything regarding their opinions, is simply revoking their rights for the sake of any possible societal survival.
    That's the only take anyone should have regarding women.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    QRD?

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I care about women who poop? Thats my shit test, if they poop they are lesser women

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Copium.
    Women can’t tolerate the hard fact gay men want NOTHING to do with them.
    Stinky holed, emotional dynamite, basket cases, leave gay men alone.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Start a reality show
    It'd be cool to see people willingly mauled by bears
    Make sure and provide a "lifeline"
    and allow the contestants one free call to a man for help.

  57. 1 month ago
    Dehymenat0r: t. Ångstr0n Edition

    >Discuss.
    women complain
    women get mauled by bear
    bear shits out digested woman

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Men have a way to pass 99% of shit tests

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It makes me extremely horny knowing that women are more terrified of me than they are of a bear.
    I want to sprint behind women at night and make their cute tight panties get soaked in piss and juice, since their brain will think rape is coming and will start lubricating the pussy.
    I love women so much it's unreal. Sex with women! Cute! Get scared! Boo! Cute!!!!!

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a Shit Test that beats 99.95% of men
    Wait what ?
    What are the 0.05% who can beat the bear ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bear riders.

      how about:

      Would you rather be known as a rider of women, or of a bear?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Bear riders.
        Fricking Hell can I really be mad about losing to bear riders ?

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    vapid western prostitutes are built for big bear claw

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Each roastie prostitute that is murdered is one less race traitor.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, does anybody really care what women think??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      marriage is extinct because americochristians believe that the government is God. send americochristians to hell to make the world a better place

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make me a sandwich, fatty

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