women have literally ruined their vagina with vibrators.

women have literally ruined their vegana with vibrators. you want to know why women keep complaining men can't make them orgasm? because theyre so used to these things vibrating their clit into the 5th dimension that a penis cannot compete.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its the female version of death grip syndrome, but it's socially accepted

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The issue is just that women want Chad style penetration and won't just let men gently finger them or eat them out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beta cringe

      put the vibrator down you cumbrain

      No

      im a man and i own one of these
      i use it on my girlfriend when i have her tied up and blindfolded
      in between fricking her too

      Based

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Beta cringe
        I'm right tho.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most women just use a vibrator while you are fricking them or you help them out after you cum, boss. You're trying to find some analog to deathgrip ruining men's penises, but unironically women cannot compete with porn.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      isn't it basically the most popular female masturbation tool? they definitely use it solo too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah sure, but women don't really jerk off solo as often as you might think, and they were complaining about zero veganal orgasms long before vibrators existed. Deathgrip and ED only recently became a common thing, although you could argue it's related to obesity and toxic chemicals/hormones in our diet.

        The point is that wieners never need to or will have to compete with sex toys, they are usually added together. But pussies attached to boring or ugly girls literally do have to compete with AR VR 360 no scope porn, as well as younger girls.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          studies seem to show that most women jerk off at least once a week, usually more. i think women have to be in the mood for masturbation, which is why they do it less often than men, who comparatively have a much easier time getting horny

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ED only recently became a common thing
          Are you actually moronic.
          It's been a ongoing obsession to the point that literally the first "medical" text include treatments for ED. I am talking 6000 years ago.
          It's a rather common problem and every guy who lives long enough will end up dealing with a bout of it on at least a few occasions.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im a man and i own one of these
    i use it on my girlfriend when i have her tied up and blindfolded
    in between fricking her too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you are literally cucking yourself with a vibrator. your penis is so ashamed of you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      very based anon. vibing a tied up sub to orgasm is a sublime pleasure

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NORMALIZE CALLING YOUR SUB FOID AS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, rough fingerfricks too

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Then buy one dumbass.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are welcome to use vibrators too if you feel like you are missing out on something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im pretty sure there are vibrating pocket pussies but im not going to use one because im not a FRICKING CUM BRAIN LIKE YOU

      THROW THE vibrator OUR bawd

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Robots will cry that women use vibrators while jerking off death grip to e-girl and other porn every day to the point that all they can do is make excuses for everything and blame everyone for their problems.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of us don't consume porn at all. Females standards are just too high and need to go much lower

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      robots admit all the time the have porn problems. women never admit they might have a problem with their Model 8000 5th Dimension Breaking Magic Dildo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a single post observing the use and effect of vibrators and hyperstimulation
      >"b-b-but men do it too! it's their fault i can't get stimulation from regular sex!"
      can't you just see that both are bad, both for the individual, and society as a whole?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Observe my balls on your chin

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          mfw I read this post

          • 1 month ago
            Not Anonymous

            finally i can use this img

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nice selfie bro, how often do you take these?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What even is this? Its like all the pol/memes mutated into something very moronic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its an ESL "meme"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          hilarious, zoomzoom, but you need to be eighteen to post here. it's better for the both of us

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like sex. I'm pretty good at it too and cum every time. My gf is kind of shit in bed. She lays there or does whatever I say. She sometimes uses a crutch like the vibrator if she wants to orgasm but failed to have one during sex. The point of non-reproductive sex is cumming. If she did not cum? Skill issue. I paid for the house, electricity, and the vibrator to help even the playing field. Maybe she gets better at sex one day, maybe not. I'm satisfied either way. Women in general are less skilled than me in basically all areas so I just don't give it much thought. It's not like it's a contest.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just move your tongue faster you lazy moids, no toy can compete with a muscular well-trained tongue

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf tongues need to be muscular now? i need do tongue lifts? women are ridiculous

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        try flicking your tongue furiously for 30+ minutes, i bet you'll get tired and stop in 1 or 2 minutes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          excuse me i am not a pussy eating slave that needs to be trained like an animal, i am a human being

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I would unironically enjoy doing that.
          But I want to be worshipped and praised for it in return.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I tried that, didn't happen, I just got bored.
          I guess I might have a super tongue.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >teehee im a femanon and i dont have a vibrator problem teehee

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >image is from 2 years ago on quora
      ywnbaw, larper

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        t. woman with a drawer filled with vibrators

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ywnbaw, larper
        The fact that you think that anon was even trying to pass themselves off as female and not just make a (tired) joke indicates that you're either 10 years old or unbelievably autistic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that you think I give a frick is even funnier.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          maybe i am autistic, i thought it was the usual woman bullshit of "i have a serious problem but i will joke about it to make it acceptable"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that you think I give a frick is even funnier.

          The fact that both of you are trying to hide your israeli roots is the funniest thing here.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            oh god here we go with the ESL foreign rats derailing threads. we really need internet borders to keep these "people" away from us

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ugh roastie seething in my thread???

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            atrocious english. go back to school

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nta but are you genuinely moronic or ESL or something? there is nothing wrong with the sentence except the lack of a comma

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its an ESL "meme"

            (You) look like this homie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what is with the ESL brain and being obsessed with these lame "memes" lol? these "people" seriously do not post anything other than this shit

            nta but are you genuinely moronic or ESL or something? there is nothing wrong with the sentence except the lack of a comma

            no one can understand you, write better english

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You "type" like a "moronic Black person" and should "ropemaxx"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            awww do i hurt the ESLs wittle feewings

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm so huwt pwease stawp...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thanks for letting me know youre some arab animal lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I denounce the talmud. TKD TND and TRD.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a master at making women come (cum?)
    Here's the secret, use your twomiddle fingers to finger her seing a curling motion (like bicep curls)

    If dick in vag isn't doing it for her maybe buy a dick rink that has a vibrator on it. My hs gf bought one with me from like target, she was a minx.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Iff you use sandpaper enough it will not work anymore the way its used to.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just eat her out you homosexual

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Making a woman cum is actually really easy. You can literally talk them into it, its like 90% psychological.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this too im the one who went on a rampage about how none of u know anything about womens bodies i personally am never turned on by sex without talking.... u have to talk girls through it

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have you seen some of the shit their sex toys can do? gyrating, rotating, shaking the entire building type of shit with extra attachments that also do the same. lights start flickering in nearby homes when they power that shit on and then they have the nerve to complain about having a hard time getting off, no shit you dumb b***h you literally ruined a normal dick for yourself forever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lights start flickering in nearby homes when they power that shit on

      just imagine all the carbon emissions caused by women and their rechargeable vibrators.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's different, the pleasure you get from sex from another live human being isn't the same as the direct assault on your clit.

    Same with guys and how they frick all sorts of fleshlights and japanese eggs that often vibrate themselves and have all sorts of funny textures, it's still just a thing of plastic around your dick.

    Having the 5 senses and mental stimulation of being with another human being is on a whole other level.

    But you can still give bad dick/bad pussy

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah but men also need more and more depraved shit to get off too women too prolly on the other hand if I see a girl acting all sexy with lingerie I get hard. It's in the presentation and foreplay. If you just try to jam it in asap you lose your value and tension. Haven't had sex in 3 years btw

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't compete with a plastic toy you suck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t. desensitized vegana haver

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The same goes for women.
        If a woman can't compete with porn she just sucks.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit women CAN cum without vibrators though. You guys just suck at getting it done. most women cant cum from penetration, thats a real biological fact. It feels good and whatever but it's impossible to cum. Just rub the girls clit properly. Most guys dont know where the frick to rub it and are just thumbing at the top of your pussy way too roughly. dont get me started on eating the girl out either. most of you dont, and when you do, its weird and feels like nothing. use your fingers. dont jackhammer them just curve them inside. dont lick it either? i dont know who thought gently licking some girls pussy was a good idea? use teeth (gently) and practically make out with it. Youre all morons and dont know anything about how women feel... no wonder none of u gays have a girlfriend!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I didn't have an orgasm
      >and it's all ur fault

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no wonder none of u gays have a girlfriend!!!
      How tf am I supposed to learn?
      Is there a software update I'm missing or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women should lower their standards and let incels gently lick or rib their clitorises. But they'd rather be jackhammered by Chad dick than do that. Women's standards are bullshit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It feels good and whatever but it's impossible to cum
      Women can cum just from their breasts being massaged if they're sensitive enough and they have the right mindset.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only proper solution is to strap your fricktoy into an automated sybian and leave them there for an hour as punishment for their unchecked horniness and lack of restraint. Kind of like making your kid smoke a carton if you catch them in them puffing too young.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not the cause, sometimes their shit is just fricked up and needs industrial strength to get off
    19th century doctors literally invented vibrators to cure women's "hysteria" (crazy b***hes who couldn't cum)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >19th century doctors

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any woman that owns sex toys is far gone

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That and many men have circumcised dicks that rub the insides of women's veganas raw, whereas vibrators don't.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Untrue, I can't cum from penetration and have never used anything besides my hands to jerk off.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't orgasm for the first 19 years of my life until I bought one of these things, and I gave it my best shot.
    My sensitivity down there has always been fried and no amount of "dude just don't use toys lmao" tier advice would help me.

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