women shaking my hand -> shaking my dick

If I strike up a conversation with a woman that I like, and she offers to shake my hand, does that mean she wants to suck on my penis?

I'm talking about if she offers to shake my hand in an informal setting which really doesn't require a hand shake, so the pic is somewhat unrelated.

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  1. 1 month ago
    super virgin

    google tells me that it's just a sex-starved incel's mirage.

    • 1 month ago
      super virgin

      but why would a woman want to even touch someone so pathetic and disgusting and repulsive as myself? I've never offered to shake a woman's hand in my life, and the only time that I've ever done so has been during job interviews.

      • 1 month ago
        super virgin

        There have been only two times in my life that I can think of that a woman has offered to shake my hand, in an informal setting.
        The first time was when I was living in a hostel, years ago when I was 19-20. I saw this pretty blonde girl in the walkway to the hostel and I told her that I liked her shoes(admittedly very juvenile and virginal). She stopped and chatted for a bit, and told me that she was visiting from Holland, and lastly held out her hand for me to shake.

        The second time that a woman offered to shake hands with me in my sexually barren life, was a few months ago. I was working as a cashier at Nordstrom and this pretty little mexican b***h came up to me to have some shoes shipped to her house. I can't say I was as forward with her as I was with the white girl, but, if memory serves, I probably was the one to initiate the conversation. She was younger than me, and a college student, and it just so happened to be that one of my relatives was an employee at the school that she went to. Just like the white girl, before she left, she held her hand out for me to shake.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's as much about her wanting anything to do with your penis, as when a man does the same thing.

    • 1 month ago
      super virgin

      poorly worded, and a man's handshake is not the same as a woman's handshake. You're probably right tho.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's shaking hands to show that the relationship between you two is formal, professional, emotionless, distant, etc. It's pretty much the opposite of what you're hoping for.

    • 1 month ago
      super virgin

      >formal, professional,
      It's almost as if you didn't read what I wrote. See below.

      https://i.imgur.com/fK7WOzW.png

      If I strike up a conversation with a woman that I like, and she offers to shake my hand, does that mean she wants to suck on my penis?

      I'm talking about if she offers to shake my hand in an informal setting which really doesn't require a hand shake, so the pic is somewhat unrelated.

      >I'm talking about if she offers to shake my hand in an informal setting which really doesn't require a hand shake

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It's almost as if you didn't read what I wrote. See below.
        It's almost as if you're intentionally trying to misunderstand the situation. She is performing an action that will set distance between you. Handshakes are usually reserved for professional, non-personal situations. By shaking your hand she is indicating she does not want to be close to you in any way.
        If you want to choose not to believe this that's fine, but then there's not much of a reason for this thread.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shaking hands with women is gay. pretending they are men's equals is also gay. pretending to respect their authority is gay, too.

    they are hair-brained, feeble, and collapse under pressure.

    • 1 month ago
      super virgin

      it's not gay, but I also think that it's kind of stupid to shake hands with one of them. I just do it because I have to.

      >it was nice talking to you anon
      >*reaches out hand*
      >yeah she wants it
      realize how moronic your dick made you go?

      I'm not moronic. I'm just wondering why a woman would want to touch me unnecessarily when most of them do their best avoid me.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    one time i shook a womans hand and ten minutes later she was shitting on my chest.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it was nice talking to you anon
    >*reaches out hand*
    >yeah she wants it
    realize how moronic your dick made you go?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any woman who smiles at you wants to suck your dick. If you don't immediately acknowledge her by groping her, the moment will pass and you'll miss out.

    • 1 month ago
      super virgin

      frick i gotta try that

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It means she doesn’t want to hug you.

    • 1 month ago
      super virgin

      never asked for a hug, dipshit. and if a woman does hug me, does it mean she wants to frick me?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it does mean that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, it doesn't.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And you wouldn’t need to ask.. Although you could.

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