Would you marry a conjoined twin whose other head already has a husband?

Would you marry a conjoined twin whose other head already has a husband?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She says shes asexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then Anal on the other b***h's shift.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      there was a bj pic of her 10 years ago

      Imagine your income being taxed twice just because you have a second head

      even the irs would not do that to them. They are both teachers, in the same classroom obviously

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats the one thats married

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there was a bj pic of her 10 years ago
        that pic was confirmed fake

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok abby

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            sorry to ruin your goon fantasy. I remember being on the chans when that pic came out. Just aint real. Someone had found the original and it was a single headed woman.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Abby and Brittany are single headed women, they just happen to be connected at the torso. Picrel is 4 women

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We'll, she is attempting to bud from the main body.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you watch videos with them it's pretty obvious that only one head controls the body and the other is like a growth coming out of their side. They pretend to be equals sharing one body but they are not. I believe they should have been identified as one person with two heads, both sharing the same name.

        kek

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine your income being taxed twice just because you have a second head

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    jep

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a law anon this type of shit raises some interesting legal questions regarding consent and autonomy. Apparently the other twin can feel getting fricked and they share the same vegana. What happens if she gets married?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forget married, imagine if kids start popping out of that pussy. Who is the mother, who is the aunt?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They share the same vegana, so the child will have two mothers and one father. If Brittany gets married and has a child, it will have the same mother as its sibling/cousin, but the uncle will be its sibling/cousin's father. Either way, the child is guaranteed to be fricked for life

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will never go to court. The jury would piss and shid themselves if they heard the details. I like to think that Brittany gets off to knowing she's fricking her sister's husband all while pretending she hates it

      Thats the one thats married

      How can you tell? they're twins

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their autonomy includes each other because they are two humans whose bodies have become fused by an act of nature. Our legal system exists to recognize and work within the laws of nature.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm genuinely happy for "her","them" idk but life must suck being born like that

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No
    I don’t want to pass that curse on to my kid

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is wrong with this guy. I know he's a bit fat but by no means is he some chud for being over 30. I know plenty of decent looking women with much uglier husbands. It wasn't for fame since they've been married since 2021 under the radar.

      Fricking weirdo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        His D&D sessions end up as ettin dating sims.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet they met in church

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I spit out my drink, anon

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they not both married to that guy?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Double orgasm

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yes my sister Brittany is there
      >Yes we put a bag over her head
      >Yes she feels the pleasure
      >Yes we also gag her so we don't have to listen to her moan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >listening to a true crime podcast while she gets raped
      Women were a mistake

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      brittany should find the ugliest spawn on earth and get revenge

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking topkek, gets some cracked out aids Black person. Topfrickingkek. God damn my sides.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking topkek, gets some cracked out aids Black person. Topfrickingkek. God damn my sides.

        >I know my relationship with Jamal has caused tensions
        >Yes I know we all have Aids now, but love is love
        >we're pregnant

        That would be the single funniest damn troll of all time, still getting me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brittany's face is smashing into his leg as Abby sucks him off.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That tweet can’t be real.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest benefit I can see is being able to smack the hell out of the non dick sucking head as the other is sucking dick without fear of the impact provoking a bite. Definitely not worth gambling with an evil creature like an Ettin though, his days are numbered. The heads will eventually become so jealous of each other the only thing they will agree to direct the body to do is destroy everyone and anything either head has ever desired.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'd imagine they both understood the copmlexity of dating and decided to settle on a man they both like to some degree. not love but who has time for that anyway

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's because you are viewing them as 2 people instead of the creature it actually is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She probably should suffocate herself to end the misery.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait... what happens if one of them has an aneurysm or something and dies but the other one is still alive? Do they cut off the head?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not going to be Britanny's problem anymore.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reading a book or listening to a podcast
      That has to hurt the guys ego a bit, it would really make it obvious the one he married is faking it. My entire goal during sex would be to make the other one break

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not that desperate

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has to marry both physically and emotinaly. There is no fricking way he is going to crop out one head in the photos and put it in the hallway of his house.
    Honestly its awesome they all found happiness, there's so many poor saps of shit with normal bodies that cant even find it.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I'd love to deal with two women while only getting one body out of the deal. I can't imagine anything better.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      does their spine look like a wishbone?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any richgay wanna pay the 2 headed girl to blow the 2 dicks guy and record it?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They got so old.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does this mean that they hit the wall at 60km/h instead of 30? How does that work

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you only knew how doubles were bad

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sexo thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gone too far.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate reposters

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate whiny morons

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