Would you rather a gf of the left or right body?

Would you rather a gf of the left or right body?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Left for sure but I would gladly drink the pee of either

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same age? Right, most of you closeted pedos wouldn't know the bliss of having your head crushed between massive jugs.
      It's fun to play with them, kiss them, sleep on them, suck and frick them.

      Low t

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        super based... right all the way. any other answer is dangerously low t and you should consider just having your dick cut off already.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        super based... right all the way. any other answer is dangerously low t and you should consider just having your dick cut off already.

        Right. I am into femdom.

        Right. If you choose left you are literally a homosexual.

        Right, but with more fat

        Right.
        Please.

        Why are white men obsessed with breasts? Are they manchildren who need to suck Mommy's breasts?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Why are white men obsessed with breasts
          Because they are the most feminine part of a woman, and unlike inferior races, whites are evolved into liking femininity, instead of just visualizing ass with the desire to please their wiener on it like animals mounting each other.

          >ree le pedo
          >ree le gay
          >ree le low t
          cry about it b***h homie

          Ok child sex enjoyer

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't like titless women but prefering breasts just means you're a manchild stuck in the newborn breasts=NOURISHMENT phase

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >breasts = woman
            >ass = breed
            it's that simple, most third world countries prefer ass simply because their awareness level is inferior, most animals are attracted by the back of the female, and are moved by the desire to mount the female.

            Man that likes breasts is a man that trascends that animalistic taste and enjoys himself the woman for the feminine being she is.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The US on the wrong side of history yet again
            Like clockwork

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >all the blue countries are the dicklet countries
            Really makes you think.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Ok child sex enjoyer
            it's a compliment

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          breasts are objectively amazing THOUGH. there's nothing abnormal about appreciating them. even the bible has a whole book dedicated to describing how great they are

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >even the bible has a whole book dedicated to describing how great they are
            Can you name that part? asking for a friend

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            sure, it's the song of solomon (alternatively called song of songs).

            >Your two breasts are like two fawns, Twins of a gazelle.
            Song of solomon, 7:3

            >This stature of yours is like a palm tree, And your breasts like its clusters.
            Song of solomon, 7:7

            >I am a wall, And my breasts like towers; Then I became in his eyes As one who found peace.
            Song of solomon, 8:10

            and finally, a verse from proverbs, just to hammer it home
            >As a loving deer and a graceful doe, Let her breasts satisfy you at all times; And always be enraptured with her love.
            Proverbs, 5:19

            big man G himself literally mandates the appreciation of (your wife's) breasts.

            conclusion? breasts are objectively, unquestionably, indubitably amazing. case closed.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a christcuck, but this is incredibly based, thank you god for the gift of breasts, i will suck my gf's breast every time i get the chance

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because white girls have GOOD breasts.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            White women also don't have dicks, homosexual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sign of fertility and ability to nurse children, psysiologically
          most people pass it off as a fetish

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Actually, I'm black. It's not just a white thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Currently dating girl with a body kind of like right of op pic, and while i am an ass man i can agree that there is just something about resting your head on/between a pair of breasts that is so gratifying, maybe its the smell or something. When I get busy with work sometimes i will just take a nap with my head on her breasts. I think it probably has to do with being breastfed as a child.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Left. I love petite girls with itty bitty breasts.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a feeling the left is underaged but im short and anorexic and look young for my age so I dont doubt there are adult women that look like the left, I would choose her tbh, but ive heard short women hate short men more than anyone else so more realistically right

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bottom half of right, top half of left
    card-carrying itty bitty titty committee member

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Right. I am into femdom.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Left by all means, just a lot cuter. Would still let either of them fart up my nose tho

      e-girldom is incredible tho

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have you ever been e-girldommed tho

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no, i can only imagine

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Right. If you choose left you are literally a homosexual.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Left.
    I mean the right is hot too but my preference is always short slim girls.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Left.
    NSFFW is a small titty board btw. Except for that one >tfw no gf with big breasts autist, everyone here loves mosquito bites.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    left satoko, the extra smugness is a bonus

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Neither. Frick b***hes

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    these threads always prove how many pedos and gays are here. kek

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Right, but with more fat

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Right.
    Please.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    left. right feels normalgay, boring and overrated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >big juicy milk jugs and thighs screaming SEXO are overrated
      >i prefer myself a child yeah!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ree le pedo
        >ree le gay
        >ree le low t
        cry about it b***h homie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          is so funny when they get angry over your preference. If I was a big breasts enjoyer I would want every man to prefer small breasts so that there would be less competition for big milk jug women.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care just don't be fat.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Left. I am into femdom

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At this point it doesn't matter as long has she doesn't have a weiner.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Left.

    Anti-flat is white supremacy.

    You wouldn't happen to be a white supremacist, would you?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'll take what i can get buddy

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    right since she has better milk cartons

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    left isn't really flat enough and has well-defined hips so eh, I'll go with right. no point in going with a flatty unless puberty missed her by a mile

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    right, 100% of the time. No normal person wants to frick little girls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      except like 90% of men for 99% of history until you were groomed by israelites to think that you dont

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just because it was done in the past doesn't mean it was right you fricking freak.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    both.
    i want a harem.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    left
    flat is justice

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    11 chose left
    10 chose right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pedoboard confirmed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the incel to pedo pipeline is real

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The young ladies haven't had enough time to build overexagerated expectations. I prefer my ladies to be cute and funny TT and not some single mother landwhale.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there is nothing pedophilic about the left, she has very womanly proportions

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        left looks plenty developed and curvy
        just smaller, which is feminine
        it's not like the right is in dire danger of going single and unmarried, plenty of guys like brapbeasts and are fat themselves

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the right isn't fat tho she's just got massive breasts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      another vote for left

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Left, made to be loved and plowed.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Left any day

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Both are fine, basically any woman who isn't fat is perfectly acceptable.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Flip a coin
    Heads Right
    Tails Left

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's an extremely hard choice, but I choose left. I feel like I'd be attracted to left no matter what her personality is, but I'd expect a more mature demeanor from right and would be turned off if she tried to act "cute"

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Right easily. How is this even a question, one has breasts and the other doesn't

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