Would you rather have a fakegoth or trugoth gf?

Would you rather have a fakegoth or trugoth gf?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how about a visigoth gf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're a fricking NERD anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but can you really blame him?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LESS TALKING MORE RAIDING

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ostrogoths are better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How about a visorak gf?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just another instance of normies ruining a subculture they never understood.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      here's a funny poem, how insipid

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im more of a witch house gf enjoyer

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gf
    don't they have goth escorts? of either type?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Either of those would be nice

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'll take the girl on the right

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Left is more of a "scene" girl while right is goth. The goth style is evolving though.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Something in the middle, with a style of pic related, but a true goth personality

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nice quads, but seriously, that is a strong contender for the ugliest art style ever devised

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally none of this shit matters after you turn 18, what's with this board and arrested development?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're literally children.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        More like larping as kids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      never having gf
      growing up with memes

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why am I supposed to care? Why do you manchildren keep trying to force your fake culture on us? Goths don't believe in anything or worship anything. Anyone can put on a costume and makeup and listen to siouxie or whatever.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ugh why do these men want a hot woman and not some ugly unwashed b***h
    Whoever drew this is a moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >unwashed
      Saying that one word made me want to pick right immediately

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a true goth but they don't exist

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    prefer true goth, but candyrave goth is always welcome. at least the candyrave goth chicks will put up with my electronic music taste

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Both are probably bawds.
    So I'll take the fake one since she is only pretensing to be moronic, instead of being a legit moron bawd.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's not pretending she's a moron too

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Id rather frick a homeless man's hairy ass with no condom id get less chances of contracting aids that screwing both of these bawds.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The left one is a troon pretending to be a woman. The right one is a hag pretending to be younger. So neither since both are out of my league.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the one on the left is a troon
      no shit? did you have to go to college to figure that one out sherlock? that's clearly a male outfit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't know males were meant to wear skirts in your homosexual world

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Its more that agp troons, in trying to be what they think is feminine, go for outlandish hyper eroticism

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Women are prostitutes any which ways so nothing is hyper erotic for them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it makes them more easy to dominate with the extra leg i have where my wiener is supposed to be, also, unlike women, they can't go to the police when i rape them so hard they need surgery

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lol. moron has an extra leg in place of a wiener. Kek. Must be hard graping with a leg you got there big guy. Why do they need surgery? Was the leg too small for them haha

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i want a boy (male) who dresses like the prostitute on the left and let's me fondle his ass while his wiener is in a cage, lol

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd take the non-poser, seeing as they'd actually understand the culture.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's been decades and nobody's any closer to describing a culture worth mentioning yet.

      >We like black and vaguely shit music

      So do Black folk.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        goths dont listen to black music. the frick? they listen to goth

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    uhhhh.. neither? both look moronic

  20. 1 month ago
    sage

    right goth seems like she would want to chill in a cemetery at night and i could show my worth by bringing a bag of snacks and maybe some sparklers
    left goth would have an onlyfans no doubt about it
    the choice is obvious gentlebots

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the left one looks like she would stick some fingers in my pooper and we could have an onlyfans together. i would rather take that

      right because i need a woman to do some rituals with

      >right because i need a woman to do some rituals with
      most likely not, dont think many of them were into magik

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. Im going with the one thats gonna play ouijia with me in the graveyard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >my worth is chips and dollar store sparklers
      Lmao no wonder you'll never get laid

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    right because i need a woman to do some rituals with

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather have a gothe-girl gf.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Delicious flat chest wrapped in latex, I'm bricked up.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Right 100%. Left is probably a BPD prostitute. Ew.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    trve goth, sisters of mercy generally suck live but this evening was good (andrew was audible and sang 95% of the time very rare). got a free beer from an older lady and saw lots of goth girls, props to them for making it thru dogshit weather. also saw a milf i matched on tinder ages ago, i need a dommy goth mommy ffs why am i being denied

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hey man, congrats on making it to the concert. Did you even try to talk to any of the women though?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i got a free beer for being nice and switching spots with an older lady, thats aboutnit

        So fricking degenerate. I wish I could peel off your fingers and bomb that concert

        shhhh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          hey man, congrats on making it to the concert. Did you even try to talk to any of the women though?

          i did get a date out of the cure show once tho

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy your aids you fricking goth homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Im almost thinking death is worth getting me some snatch that's dressed like that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this is entirely up to you to decide, but I would suggest trying to break the ice with someone that you think is out of your league next time you visit a show. Do this once a show, then twice a show, then three, then five, etc.

          The only way out is through, anon. You got this senpai. I believe in you. You're already halfway there and as long as you don't look like an ogre and you don't smell too bad, you're in with a shot. Even then, some goth girls are into ogres, so it's just a number's game.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            appreciate it but you might be projecting bud lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > i need a dommy goth mommy ffs why am i being denied

            Whether i'm projecting or not is irrelevant here is the issue you raised, and that is the solution I offered. Up to you to take the advice. Or don't. IDC if you get a goth mommy gf.

            I wouldn't mind one though, but first I'd have to be bothered going to a concert in the first place.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thats alright anon i was making a joke, youll get yours dw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So fricking degenerate. I wish I could peel off your fingers and bomb that concert

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you just triggered like all of the 3 letter agency's surveillance program and you've probably been flagged as a potentially dangerous individual. How does that make you feel?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i heard joe biden is coming to fondle that anons ass RIGHT NOW

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            10-4 good buddy. Biden specifically waits for cases like this and has people like this blackbagged to gitmo.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was obviously a minecraft concert, moron

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    from experience, one particular goth girl can exist as both pictures, so in essence, where is my big tiddy goth gf?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    neither they both scare me.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    theyre both goth depending on their music tastes

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This meme fails to take into account that right is what I've wanted all along, not this surge of fake e-girl goths in recent years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm curious what do people like about goth girls. Is it just about aesthetic or the music? Or maybe goth girls are more sexually dominant and "powerful" looking or something? If there are any genuine goth fetish/guys with a big preference for goth girls then you can explain to me why. I mean girls can wear black clothes and have some dark makeup and it's basically the same thing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To me personally there's a level of primal "awooga" attraction to how they dress, but far more important than that is that goth is also a personality type. Personality is tremendously important to me in a woman and true goth girl personalities are one of the types of personalities that I love on a woman. On the other hand, new age "goth" e-girls do not have this, thus there's only the base physical attraction which I don't have very much of to begin with

        • 1 month ago
          Good battery life laptop

          >To me personally there's a level of primal "awooga" attraction to how they dress, but far more important than that is that goth is also a personality type. Personality is tremendously important to me...

          ZZZZ *snore*

          I'm curious what do people like about goth girls. Is it just about aesthetic or the music? Or maybe goth girls are more sexually dominant and "powerful" looking or something? If there are any genuine goth fetish/guys with a big preference for goth girls then you can explain to me why. I mean girls can wear black clothes and have some dark makeup and it's basically the same thing

          I want tiddies I want girls with big boobs in dark clothing and dark makeup because it makes me hard as diamond

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            UndeadChronic is that you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've never seen or heard any real goth girls outside of cartoons but I have a weird association with goth girls reading books or either having stoic calm personalities or something or having bipolar

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >primal "awooga" attraction to how they dress
          IKR turns bottoms into switches
          >true goth girl personalities are one of the types of personalities that I love on a woman
          they are so superior

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they're both the same picture

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're both as equally superficial and toxic as the other sooooo...

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Which goth girl will let me cum inside her while she slice my throat?

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