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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >women

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a convenient thing called refractory period women could make use of if they want to assure that their man stays faithful to them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      explain?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        drain the guy's balls consistently and he won't spend much thought on other women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      drain the guy's balls consistently and he won't spend much thought on other women

      There's also this thing called the Coolidge effect where a man's refractory period vanishes at the introduction of an additional sex partner, so your suggestion is not guaranteed to work.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only counts if it is the same woman

  3. 1 month ago
    SS

    God this woman must be one hell of a semen demon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >semen demon
      Most apt use of this term ever.
      Well the guy clearly has a type if he is boinking some "spirit"(read: demon/succubus) consistently and intentionally.

      We really just need God to just glass the whole planet at this point.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A succubi posed as a e-girl in my dreams and raped me, Im not sure if I liked it or never again.

      • 1 month ago
        SS

        Lol

        A succubi posed as a e-girl in my dreams and raped me, Im not sure if I liked it or never again.

        >be me
        >sexy dream
        >snek lady wants to do it
        >just want to cuddle cause I was lonely
        >Snek lady increasingly annoyed there is no sex
        >wake up
        If it was a succubus I think I beat her via by spooning

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          is that AI generated?

          • 1 month ago
            SS

            Maybe

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That is a Pisachini/demoness that is using her boyfriend. He will regret it

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You racists Never cease to amaze me

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I rape women in my sleep every night. Sleep tight prostitutes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Need a comma in there, friend.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sleep, tight prostitutes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Sleep tight
      >prostitutes
      Astrally lock this man in the spirit realm kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Sleep, tight prostitutes.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hell is a woman's mind

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd project to this woman's astral. Sexually.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you mean her EX BF once he reads this and realizes how paranoid and insecure she is.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >astral sex

    Obviously there must be a difference between normal dreams and astral projection but yo idk bros, towards the end of my last relationship I had a dream where I hooked up with this girl I don’t recognize on a train, and on the same night my gf at the time had a dream where she was flying over a train and saw me hooking up with the girl. Same description, long straight blonde hair. What are the political implications of dream succubi?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shared dreams are common when you sleep with your partner every night. You develop a mental connection with them. My ex would be clear across town and I start worrying about her so I'd call and she would be just about to call me because her car was fricking up. We shared dreams all the time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you had such a deep mental connection then why the fukk did you break up lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          bbbbbbbbbecause she realised how mentally weak he was

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I still feel my ex when she's missing me, why won't she move on? It's been more than a year.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          is this real? in that case my ex should feel me inside her by this point

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe Reddit users are real people.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >boyfriend
    >2 children
    I am confuse

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people in America aren't bothered getting married anymore because it's an expensive pain in the ass that benefits no one but the wife when she decides to divorce-rape you.
      Though it depends what state you're doing this in because some states decide "Well you've been living together for 8 years, so you're BASICALLY married, so she's still allowed to take half your stuff on the way out."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just check to see if your state is at fault, for most states it is. But states like Cali and I think Mass have no fault

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think you're confusing "No-Fault" with "common law".

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can this skill be taught?

    I wanted to astral project rape my neighbors fiance

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, yes but everybody's "Receiver" is different. Some need an extra effort to tweak and other's is just tight enough.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >crazy b***h accuses you of fricking other b***hes with your mind
    >wonders why you have wet dreams about fricking other women

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >opinions?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >can see you astral projecting to frick other women
    >doesn't frick you to lock you down
    Shes spiritually weak and he should leave her for those two other women.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If men could astrally project to frick women there would be no boyfriends.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't it be fun to date a girl like this and take all the goofy shit she said seriously? I've been posting on /x/ since it was a new board so I know all the terms they use and shit lol

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    An astral projection just flew over my house!

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based bf, because your thousand mile vegana simpley cannot please him.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick i want an astral gf so bad bros

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no astral projected gf (female) to bang in my sleep

    • 1 month ago
      Phil Manley

      If you're lucky it's multiple women. For me it's at least 5 human women and numerous other astral entities.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it'd be a year, but I think I should.
    wat

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Astrally projected sex with a cute, heavily tattoed chick with severe bipolar disorder that attended same french course as me
    >End up with astral herpes
    I knew it

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look, you can't blame me for what my sleep paralysis demon does to me when I'm helpless and astrally bound to the mattress.

    • 1 month ago
      Phil Manley

      It's usually someone you know. I mean yes it is kind of random. The criteria I've noticed are you have to have been in the same room as them. Somewhere intimate. Not like an auditorium or an event room. Close proximity. Really though you need to have a shared mind space with the person. Somewhere both of your minds default to when thinking of each other. I have however had astral sex with 1 woman have have never met. So there are obviously exceptions to this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My demon was an unknown to me late teens strawberry blonde with slitted green eyes (cat-like), sharp fingernails, and a voice that sounds like a waitress offering you the lunch special while simultaneously vomiting on the floor.
        Trust me, it's not an experience I look forward to.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP has astral sex with multiple men every night

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, does that imply he has an astral prostate?

    • 1 month ago
      Phil Manley

      Wait, does that imply he has an astral prostate?

      No. I mean it really does depend on you and your preference. The only humans I've astral fricked are women BUT there are astral entities that are not human and defy gender and even all concepts of form as well. For example there's an entity I've met which is a cluster of stars? blackholes and anti-matter which I have "copulated" with.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even if true, she is literally right there. She could turn the relationship and paranoia from a nightmare to "I don't want to fix her" if she instead chose the path of raping him right then and there to tear him away from whoever he is having sex with in his dream. Somehow, women like her don't realize surprise rape instead of paranoid complaining would make her go from 1/10 to 10/10 and make any guy accept her bullshit.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I tell my wife about my sex dreams all the time. Mostly chicks wanting to get it on. Me getting tempted and doing a little bit of making out and feeling........and then cucking out because I am married and want to be faithful, in my fricking dreams?!?! And it has happened like a dozen times now. Wtf subconscious, just let me get laid for once.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >just let me get laid for once.
      Frick you wife, dumbass. That's what she's there for.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's called dreams
    and you don't remember 9 out of 10 dreams you have
    want someone to remember to dream? wake that person during the dream. and ask your questions.

    VERDICT: she is a stupid prostitute and is now a property, as all women should be

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I love the EKING Science, take your vaccine andboosters chud!!!
    >Oh nooo my astrologer told me that it's going to be a bad day for the scorpion, i need to visit the local witch for guidance

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The sooner mind reading tech gets implemented, the sooner gross injustice like this can be stamped out.

  32. 1 month ago
    Breakroom

    Damn these people are fricked. It reminds me of a gal I was dating once upon a time where her b***hy step-mother claimed that she was "psychically attacking" her. God damn. Send those fricks to the looney bin!

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does this mean /x/chads are the only ones regularly having sex on this website?

    • 1 month ago
      Breakroom

      If you said /soc/ then you might be right.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *astrally projects into womans dream*
    dis is vishnu, show bobs and vagine

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bitches be crazy

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