You come home from a long day at work and see this women on your bed

what would you do anon?

personally i would love to play rock paper scissors with her. if she loses she has to make me dinner.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot the sheboon thief

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's there to steal my cum!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        let her take it anon. don't be gay!

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah officer its for home defense

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    depending on the mood either let her fall into my arms or fall into hers.

    are you that anon that did a similar thread yesterday?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 degrees and walk in the other direction.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont even have a bed but frick it, floor sex.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start making love to her, and then we cook some food together.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also, the reason why I straightfowardly have sex with her is because I assume she is part of a breeding program or so, and would definitely smile, spread her legs, and do the "come hither" mating sign.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what would you do anon?
    the lips and breasts look very kissable, take a guess

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Summoning the girl from yesterday that wanted to rub her clit against the tip of my nose

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm right here anon lol. just stumbled across this thread.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now pls tell me that you live in yurop or else i will be sad
        also what else would you do with me other than smothering me with your lower body

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i am. i'm from the uk.

          i would love to use your face as a personal sex toy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i would love to use your face as a personal sex toy.
            awww, sounds really qt. anything else you would like to do? :3

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nona come back, my mouth needs to be violated >.<

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >my mouth needs to be violated >.<
            awww, does baby boy need mommy's attention. how about i let you hump my leg like a dumb dog?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >awww, does baby boy need mommy's attention
            yes you letting me wait, made me really needy :c
            >how about i let you hump my leg like a dumb dog?
            but only if you would give me headpats during it :3 i would also moan very cute for you

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mommy, i need your attention pls c:
            also do you maybe have dc and wanna chat there? i can drop mine if you want

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Idc how many threads it will take, but one day i will feel your clit rubbing against my nose

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On the bed, on the floor, over the kitchen counter, on the couch, right before sleeping, in the middle of the night, as soon as I wake up, while we're making breakfast, right before leaving for work, as soon as I come back in, over and over. And I'm not pulling out.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pump her full of Interacial babies
    >Leave

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lick her feet and let her spit in my mouth

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work at home, and live in a 3rd floor apartnent.
    She would either have to sneak past my office somehow (unlikely) or would have to get a ladder and come in through a window.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I work at home, and live in a 3rd floor apartnent.
      Anon I will find the tallest ladder in the world just to reach you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't need the tallest ladder in the world; ladders tall enough to reach a 3rd floor are somewhat common.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would pull out my std kit from my pocket and when the 50% sheboon fails sniff her bare brapper then kick out and cry myself to sleep over the spot she was laying on

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i personally, would effeminately scream like a little girl, "ROAAAAACH" and then shut the door, run to my garage and pull out a bug bomb i bought after I had to pay pest control for a similar incident last week. then i would set the bug bomb just outside the door and make sure the hvac is set to circulate the whole house. i'd call the guys who came last week and demand they offer a refund, then sleep on the couch til i can get a new mattress on the weekend. what a horrifying thought dont scare me OP.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tell her to leave

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