You ever had girls approach you but completely fumbled the bag? I just never expect it.

You ever had girls approach you but completely fumbled the bag? I just never expect it. If I grt a compliment I say thanks, return it then walk away. I'm scared of intimacy but those girls probably thought I was gay.

26 year old virgin, turning 27 next week.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    I rejected them.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You ever had girls approach you
    Nope. Im ugly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's better than having a few chances but completely screwing it up due to autism. I'd rather never be noticed by women ever again because i will always frick up everytime. I had girls touching my chest but never made a move. I really hate myself, more than I did when I was a fat NEET playing vidya and busting nuts in my early 20s. I think this is what it's going to be like for tye rest of my life. I see the good side of women but because I'm so socially inept and moronic ill never be able to lock any of them down. It's constant torture. When you're ugly you don't have to bother with thoughts of what could've been because there's nothing there. When you put in the effort, get a good job and nice body but still can't even talk to women like a non-moron it really kills your will to live. I can't be confident I frickinf hate myself.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know, some of us have autism AND are ugly, so stop whining like a little b***h

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats right, some ugly short men can charisma maxx and actually pull b***hes, but you, despite your superior genetics, are unable to due to your crippling mental condition that makes you unfit for social situations. Isnt that infuriating? Knowing there are ugly manlets out there fricking women while you rot away in your room?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have lost all hope in getting a gf or lay.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I told this hot blonde chick working security at the train station to open the gate for me so I could go to the grocer. She smiled and said, "What are you getting for me?" I just looked at her like a neanderthal and went "HUH."

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the automatic response because of the shock that a girl is actually talking to you frickin sucks.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its actually the most alpha shit you can do tho
        its absolutely ryan gosling in drive

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >friends with a girl when I was 17
    >always wanted to hang out, invited me to her place all the time, would call me first thing in the morning, etc
    >she was always self conscious about being flat chested
    >somehow talked her parents into letting her get implants
    >invited me over after getting them
    >sitting in her living room, her parents aren't at home
    >she says she wants me opinion on something and takes off her top, sits in my lap facing me and takes my hand and puts it on her breast
    >"so what do you think anon?"
    >"they're ok I guess, I like natural ones better"
    >she goes stone silent and tears start to well up in her eyes
    >puts her top on and starts to go to her bedroom and says that I should go home for now
    >she's sniffling and obviously starting to cry
    That was the last time we hung out, she started avoiding me after that, at the time I didn't really care since I was obsessed with another girl that wouldn't talk to me and it was only like a year later that I realized what I did

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pouring one out for you tonight anon you glorious moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pray for me, who knows what else I missed out on

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          frivorce rape and a lifetime of regret, thats what

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice trippity dooda

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brutal. Hope this doesn't get stolen by reddit for updoots

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Already doing the voiceover for the tiktok :3

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Checking those digits and for the laugh. Man, life can be strange as shit sometimes. Poor girl though, ruining her chest for an oblivious autist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nope, I'm ugly.
      If a girl my age enters a train compartment and there are only two empty seats, one besides me, and one besides some 300 lbs 50yo fatso passed out and stinking of alcohol, they'd rather sit beside the fatso.
      I know because this unironically happened to me not too long ago.

      good lord anon you are based.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking BRUUTAL

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based life ruiner. She probably never recovered from that.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not often but I was once leaving a baseball game with my friends shooting the shit walking through the parking lot and this girl comes from out of nowhere to start asking me about what I was saying which turned into her asking about me. I didn't so much as really look at her so I can't say if she was cute or not but apparently when it became clear me and my friends were going a different way than she was she apparently wanted me to keep walking with her. I totally didn't even notice it.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just saying, I don't think a compliment is necessarily an approach. I think this is why women are typically so hesitant to compliment men out of fear of it being misinterpreted.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No disrespect but you'd know it if it ever happened to you. It's an instinct. Her body language, her eyes, her smile etc. Laughing at anything you'd say. Women don't like to be super direct but the intent is there if they're interested. Rarely will a random girl in public give you a compliment if she wasn't interested.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe. I've had random women in stores compliment my clothes a couple times but I never read into it much. Never seemed like they were trying to flirt or something. Maybe I just missed the cues but I don't think I'm the type of guy that women would approach or make the first move on

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is usually in the back of my mind but at the same time I think most women are deliberate when it comes to giving compliments. I still have problems figuring out how to respond when I get compliments on any physical traits I have.
      Like a while back I was in line for snacks at a movie theater. A cute girl standing in front of me turns around to tell me she loves my hair. The best I could do was just agree with her.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, i've had many coworkers, friends, clubmates, other patients, etc approach me with a very obvious interest in their eyes, but it's hard for me to just let it happen. they go from looking excited to see me to literally annoyed / disgusted at the fact that i exist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah same here. Even when one calls me cute or hot I can't just go with the flow. Is there literally any hope for us? I will be a wizard soon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for me, it's that i can't and won't trust women
        >ignore spark with one woman
        >turns out she fricked her ex-boyfriend's cousin to get back at him and thought it was a bad b***h move
        >ignore spark with another
        >turns out to have 2 children
        >ignore spark with another
        >she lets it slip that she slept with 50 guys in a summer
        >sister is a holier-than-thou scholar
        >read her diary while house-sitting and she's admitted to cheating multiple times
        it's like why even try? i'm not a catch either, so i can't complain. it's over.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God that really is the worst feeling. I've been hit on by women that were already married too. And some blue haired nose ring zoomettes that looked like they had herpes on their mouth

          It never began.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You ever had girls approach you but completely fumbled the bag?
    every femoid that approaches a man fumbles the bag
    and its gonna happen more and more in the future, its great
    honestly I find it cute and am thinking about turning down women just to make myself feel better, yano, like c**ts already do

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This song was actually dreadful. Very embarrassing.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You ever had girls approach you
    how is someone even gullible enough to ask this in this board

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its a normalgay infestation site.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too many to count. They always do it in wrong time in wrong place and got rejected almost automatically.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walking home from uni to my apartment
    >10/10 asian girl with a strong accent comes up to me
    >she says i look like "zeus" and starts complimenting me
    >some indian guy behind her is looking concerned and trying to get her to stop
    >she links arms with me and walks with me while trying to get me to go drinking with her
    >"sorry miss i'm not 21 yet so i can't drink"
    >she leans in so close i can smell her perfume and the alcohol on her breath
    >"you have to learn to enjoy the moment"
    >i leave since i wanted to go home and watch some vtuber stream
    i don't regret it since i wouldn't want that guy she was with to feel any more cucked than he already felt. i still think about it often though since it's the only time a woman has ever flirted with me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i wanted to go home and watch some vtuber stream
      You had an appointment and being on time for appointments is a good thing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you just want to get your dick wet, you did well. She is a sloppy prostitute and is Rakesh's problem.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but for a true robot it wont matter. The worst one was during uni. We kept making eye contact and then she started sitting next to me for about a month. The final day of class she stormed out and turned around in the hall staring at me but I just walked past her and never saw her again. The first few times are painful but you get used to it

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A woman asked me out on date to a bar.
    >Actually manage basic conversation.
    >Look at her later but don't say anything.
    >She licks her lips
    >I couldn't figure out what to say or do after that so I just looked away.
    >She gets up and leaves shortly after saying something along the lines of I'll be in touch.
    I don't really know how to convey attraction or if I was attracted to her or what was supposed to happen.
    The only time I've had sexual contact was as a teenager when a girl just basically spontaneously kissed me one day and we started dating after that.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes, i know how you feel anon. i was waiting for the ATM to be free and a girl just walks up to me and says. "hey i know this might sound kind of weird but you have a nice jawline." and i just said awkwardly said thanks. she seemed dissapointed and walked away. another time at a party a girl went up to me and sat on my lap and started groping me and i just froze up. im such a fricking moron. afterwards people told me that she had a huge crush on me. but i just didnt do shit about it. or another time a girl send me a rose for valentines day and for some reason i just pretended it never happened. i didnt even acknowledge that she send that to me.
    do you have any clue why you are scared intimacy? i think in my case i have a fear that they'll reject me later on once they realize im actually not attractive or something

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I remember one I fricked up so bad in high school my friends made fun of me for about a week
    >be football player, defensive captain
    >game day, wearing my jersey as is the custom
    >shooting the shit with my friend in the quad
    >some girl approaches my group
    >turns to me "who are you? I'd like to know you"
    >this has literally never happened to me, get so nervous "I'm... anon..."
    >sperg out and shake her hand like I'm greeting my friends, with a slap and a fist bump
    >she's somehow still into me "oooh, you do it the ghetto way! heehee!"
    >"haha... yeah... Well, see ya around"
    >don't leave the quad, just turn around to continue talking to my friends
    >they are silent, they all look at me like I'm moronic
    >realize I am in fact moronic

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Once I was playing some rhythm games at the arcade and I had a girl come up to me and say "My friend likes your shoes" and then motioned over to this cute girl
    I said "thanks" and immediately went to the bathroom, and then left immediately afterwards

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i am a subfive, i am completely invisible to women with occasional disgust displays from them.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes, sort of. i was in a college course that was very discussion heavy, it was day 1. the course was closely adjacent to my interests, and i had just got into the habit of drinking a tallboy at the nearby gas station and taking a toke of weed, so i was well socially-lubricated. i spoke confidently and at length during the course. after class, a girl approached me beaming brightly. she was, say, "average cute". she said "omg i don't mean to be weird but omg like, i could listen to you all day etc etc". i was stunned and overjoyed, and my head wasn't in the game. she told me her name (that i didn't remember) and i didn't even ask for hers. i was just so stoked. i only had a little bit of time between classes and i was hungry as frick, so i ducked out to the meal hall, said see ya tomorrow. didn't even invite her with me. about five minutes later i'm like wow you dumbass o well, i'll just talk to her tomorrow no big deal

    never saw her again. betcha she was embarrassed as shit and figured i thought she was a weirdo. didn't even remember her name so i couldn't find her using cybersleuth shit. felt bad for her and for myself. i made a big oopsie.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it has happened a couple of times and i regret them all. I always fumbled them, i was too moronic and autistic to capitalize on moves

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fairly certain some girls have been interested in me
    I'm also fairly certain that it was all in my head

    Basically I'm a coward, too afraid to test if my instincts are right.

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